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Good evening , ladies and gentlemen |
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I'm Tom Tucker |
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And I'm Diane Simmons |
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From beautiful downtown Sin City |
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It's Family Guy Live In Las Vegas ! |
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Well , Diane , it is one hell of a night for a show |
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It sure is, Tom. I'm very excited |
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You know , whenever I'm in Las Vegas |
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I think of that movie "Showgirls" |
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Really... |
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Yeah. And you know what else ? |
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Sometimes , when I'm sitting alone at home or in the shower or wherever , I think about "Showgirls" |
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Aha... |
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And sometimes , when I'm driving in my car |
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I think about Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon having girl-on-girl sex and doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on each other and getting high |
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The point being , Diane , that Vegas is the kind of place that stays with you wherever you are |
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And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map |
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Uh , that's uh , that's , that's not on the TelePrompTer |
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No , just some of my own thoughts and musings |
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Well , thank you so much for sharing |
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And now , ladies and gentlemen |
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With the accompaniment of Mr. Walter Murphy and his orchestra |
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We present the stars of our show |
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Direct from Quahog , Rhode Island... |
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The Griffins ! |
