[00:04.047]Good evening , ladies and gentlemen
[00:05.177]I'm Tom Tucker
[00:06.149]And I'm Diane Simmons
[00:07.710]From beautiful downtown Sin City
[00:09.952]It's Family Guy Live In Las Vegas !
[00:21.892]Well , Diane , it is one hell of a night for a show
[00:24.749]It sure is, Tom. I'm very excited
[00:27.282]You know , whenever I'm in Las Vegas
[00:28.858]I think of that movie "Showgirls"
[00:30.480]Really...
[00:31.128]Yeah. And you know what else ?
[00:32.372]Sometimes , when I'm sitting alone at home or in the shower or wherever , I think about "Showgirls"
[00:36.678]Aha...
[00:37.873]And sometimes , when I'm driving in my car
[00:39.606]I think about Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon having girl-on-girl sex and doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on each other and getting high
[00:45.803]The point being , Diane , that Vegas is the kind of place that stays with you wherever you are
[00:49.630]And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map
[00:52.849]Uh , that's uh , that's , that's not on the TelePrompTer
[00:55.341]No , just some of my own thoughts and musings
[00:57.923]Well , thank you so much for sharing
[01:00.080]And now , ladies and gentlemen
[01:01.349]With the accompaniment of Mr. Walter Murphy and his orchestra
[01:04.313]We present the stars of our show
[01:06.491]Direct from Quahog , Rhode Island...
[01:08.835]The Griffins !