Good evening , ladies and gentlemen
I'm Tom Tucker
And I'm Diane Simmons
From beautiful downtown Sin City
It's Family Guy Live In Las Vegas !
Well , Diane , it is one hell of a night for a show
It sure is, Tom. I'm very excited
You know , whenever I'm in Las Vegas
I think of that movie "Showgirls"
Really...
Yeah. And you know what else ?
Sometimes , when I'm sitting alone at home or in the shower or wherever , I think about "Showgirls"
Aha...
And sometimes , when I'm driving in my car
I think about Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon having girl-on-girl sex and doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on each other and getting high
The point being , Diane , that Vegas is the kind of place that stays with you wherever you are
And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map
Uh , that's uh , that's , that's not on the TelePrompTer
No , just some of my own thoughts and musings
Well , thank you so much for sharing
And now , ladies and gentlemen
With the accompaniment of Mr. Walter Murphy and his orchestra
We present the stars of our show
Direct from Quahog , Rhode Island...
The Griffins !