4ft Car Lyrics

Song	4ft Car
Artist	Chris Morris
Album	Blue Jam
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[00:00.734]	Day before yesterday, I picked me car up from the garage.
[00:03.408]	Geezer says, "Over there mate, key's in the ignition."
[00:05.705]	And I look—I cannot bloody believe it.
[00:08.320]	The car is only four-foot long!
[00:11.790]	I say, "what's this?"
[00:14.110]	He goes, "it's your car."
[00:15.603]	I said "what d'you mean, it's my ****ing car?"
[00:17.551]	He said "oh, that was what it was like when you drove it in here."
[00:20.153]	I said "don't **** me about! How did I drive that in? It's only two foot six tall!"
[00:24.305]	He goes, "you must have put on some weight."
[00:26.335]	I thought I was going ****ing mad!
[00:28.503]	Then the manager comes out, said "what the ****'s going on here?"
[00:30.539]	I said "I paid good money for this!"
[00:32.271]	He goes, "what's wrong with it?"
[00:33.569]	I said "what d'you mean, what's ****ing wrong with it!"
[00:35.096]	I said "look at the size of it!"
[00:36.672]	He goes "what?"
[00:38.032]	I said "it's only about four **ing foot long, what the ** have you done to it?"
[00:42.291]	Then he says, "oh, well, that's how it came in,"
[00:44.388]	he goes, "I particularly remember that one 'cause I used to have one meself."
[00:47.486]	A **ing four-foot vauxhall carton, oh **ing yes!
[00:50.826]	And I said "is that it then?"
[00:52.133]	I said "is that what I have to drive away?"
[00:54.149]	And they said, "it's your car, take it or leave it, it's up to you!"
[00:58.526]	So I had to—I just had to ****ing squeeze into it, didn't I?
[01:00.932]	****ing knees round me ears.
[01:02.978]	In this four ****ing foot car, that's only two foot six tall!
[01:07.663]	I mean what am I, ****ing Noddy?
[01:09.546]
[01:11.794]	(Day, for, night)
[01:18.965]	****ing Noddy!
[01:20.618]	(Day, for, night)
[01:28.915]	Noddy!
[01:29.513]	(Day, for, night)
[01:37.812]	(Day for night)
[01:38.349]	(Day, for, night)
[01:41.111]	Noddy!

[00:00.734]	Day before yesterday, I picked me car up from the garage.
[00:03.408]	Geezer says, " Over there mate, key' s in the ignition."
[00:05.705]	And I look I cannot bloody believe it.
[00:08.320]	The car is only fourfoot long!
[00:11.790]	I say, " what' s this?"
[00:14.110]	He goes, " it' s your car."
[00:15.603]	I said " what d' you mean, it' s my ing car?"
[00:17.551]	He said " oh, that was what it was like when you drove it in here."
[00:20.153]	I said " don' t me about! How did I drive that in? It' s only two foot six tall!"
[00:24.305]	He goes, " you must have put on some weight."
[00:26.335]	I thought I was going ing mad!
[00:28.503]	Then the manager comes out, said " what the ' s going on here?"
[00:30.539]	I said " I paid good money for this!"
[00:32.271]	He goes, " what' s wrong with it?"
[00:33.569]	I said " what d' you mean, what' s ing wrong with it!"
[00:35.096]	I said " look at the size of it!"
[00:36.672]	He goes " what?"
[00:38.032]	I said " it' s only about four ing foot long, what the have you done to it?"
[00:42.291]	Then he says, " oh, well, that' s how it came in,"
[00:44.388]	he goes, " I particularly remember that one ' cause I used to have one meself."
[00:47.486]	A ing fourfoot vauxhall carton, oh ing yes!
[00:50.826]	And I said " is that it then?"
[00:52.133]	I said " is that what I have to drive away?"
[00:54.149]	And they said, " it' s your car, take it or leave it, it' s up to you!"
[00:58.526]	So I had to I just had to ing squeeze into it, didn' t I?
[01:00.932]	ing knees round me ears.
[01:02.978]	In this four ing foot car, that' s only two foot six tall!
[01:07.663]	I mean what am I, ing Noddy?
[01:09.546]
[01:11.794]	Day, for, night
[01:18.965]	ing Noddy!
[01:20.618]	Day, for, night
[01:28.915]	Noddy!
[01:29.513]	Day, for, night
[01:37.812]	Day for night
[01:38.349]	Day, for, night
[01:41.111]	Noddy!

[00:00.734]	Day before yesterday, I picked me car up from the garage.
[00:03.408]	Geezer says, " Over there mate, key' s in the ignition."
[00:05.705]	And I look I cannot bloody believe it.
[00:08.320]	The car is only fourfoot long!
[00:11.790]	I say, " what' s this?"
[00:14.110]	He goes, " it' s your car."
[00:15.603]	I said " what d' you mean, it' s my ing car?"
[00:17.551]	He said " oh, that was what it was like when you drove it in here."
[00:20.153]	I said " don' t me about! How did I drive that in? It' s only two foot six tall!"
[00:24.305]	He goes, " you must have put on some weight."
[00:26.335]	I thought I was going ing mad!
[00:28.503]	Then the manager comes out, said " what the ' s going on here?"
[00:30.539]	I said " I paid good money for this!"
[00:32.271]	He goes, " what' s wrong with it?"
[00:33.569]	I said " what d' you mean, what' s ing wrong with it!"
[00:35.096]	I said " look at the size of it!"
[00:36.672]	He goes " what?"
[00:38.032]	I said " it' s only about four ing foot long, what the have you done to it?"
[00:42.291]	Then he says, " oh, well, that' s how it came in,"
[00:44.388]	he goes, " I particularly remember that one ' cause I used to have one meself."
[00:47.486]	A ing fourfoot vauxhall carton, oh ing yes!
[00:50.826]	And I said " is that it then?"
[00:52.133]	I said " is that what I have to drive away?"
[00:54.149]	And they said, " it' s your car, take it or leave it, it' s up to you!"
[00:58.526]	So I had to I just had to ing squeeze into it, didn' t I?
[01:00.932]	ing knees round me ears.
[01:02.978]	In this four ing foot car, that' s only two foot six tall!
[01:07.663]	I mean what am I, ing Noddy?
[01:09.546]
[01:11.794]	Day, for, night
[01:18.965]	ing Noddy!
[01:20.618]	Day, for, night
[01:28.915]	Noddy!
[01:29.513]	Day, for, night
[01:37.812]	Day for night
[01:38.349]	Day, for, night
[01:41.111]	Noddy!

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