[00:00.734]Day before yesterday, I picked me car up from the garage.
[00:03.408]Geezer says, "Over there mate, key's in the ignition."
[00:05.705]And I look—I cannot bloody believe it.
[00:08.320]The car is only four-foot long!
[00:11.790]I say, "what's this?"
[00:14.110]He goes, "it's your car."
[00:15.603]I said "what d'you mean, it's my ****ing car?"
[00:17.551]He said "oh, that was what it was like when you drove it in here."
[00:20.153]I said "don't **** me about! How did I drive that in? It's only two foot six tall!"
[00:24.305]He goes, "you must have put on some weight."
[00:26.335]I thought I was going ****ing mad!
[00:28.503]Then the manager comes out, said "what the ****'s going on here?"
[00:30.539]I said "I paid good money for this!"
[00:32.271]He goes, "what's wrong with it?"
[00:33.569]I said "what d'you mean, what's ****ing wrong with it!"
[00:35.096]I said "look at the size of it!"
[00:36.672]He goes "what?"
[00:38.032]I said "it's only about four ****ing foot long, what the **** have you done to it?"
[00:42.291]Then he says, "oh, well, that's how it came in,"
[00:44.388]he goes, "I particularly remember that one 'cause I used to have one meself."
[00:47.486]A ****ing four-foot vauxhall carton, oh ****ing yes!
[00:50.826]And I said "is that it then?"
[00:52.133]I said "is that what I have to drive away?"
[00:54.149]And they said, "it's your car, take it or leave it, it's up to you!"
[00:58.526]So I had to—I just had to ****ing squeeze into it, didn't I?
[01:00.932]****ing knees round me ears.
[01:02.978]In this four ****ing foot car, that's only two foot six tall!
[01:07.663]I mean what am I, ****ing Noddy?
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[01:11.794](Day, for, night)
[01:18.965]****ing Noddy!
[01:20.618](Day, for, night)
[01:28.915]Noddy!
[01:29.513](Day, for, night)
[01:37.812](Day for night)
[01:38.349](Day, for, night)
[01:41.111]Noddy!