Something Rotten! / Make An Omelette

Something Rotten! / Make An Omelette Lyrics

Song Something Rotten! / Make An Omelette
Artist Brian d'Arcy James
Album Something Rotten! (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
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[00:12.10] Nick:(Spoken) Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
[00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12]
[00:21.95][00:23.84] There's something rotten
[00:25.67] Nick & Troupe:You can smell it
[00:26.84] You can tell there's something rotten
[00:29.29] Now the kingdom is shot
[00:31.22] And it's all gone to pot
[00:32.94] Heaven help us there is something rotten
[00:36.10] En!
[00:40.70] Nick (Spoken):My father newly dead and the funeral
[00:44.26] Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table
[00:47.64] Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one
[00:52.03] Will (Spoken): Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean?
[00:55.16] Nick:(Spoken) Well, I'll tell you
[00:56.86] The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons
[01:00.86] Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid
[01:04.89] But when life has handed you some lemons
[01:08.51] Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
[01:13.40] My father said this to me
[01:15.34] That he did and then he blew me
[01:17.64] Away with wisdom simple and concise
[01:21.76] He said, "Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
[01:26.70] So heed this sound advice"
[01:36.55] You make wine from sour grapes
[01:39.21] You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe
[01:41.64][01:51.50] When life gives you eggs, make an omelette
[01:46.28] You get cola from a nut
[01:48.72] A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
[01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01] Omelette
[01:56.09] Nick & 3 Troupe Members:The solution to your troubles is
[01:59.00] Cheese and vegetables
[02:01.70] And making bacon omelette, yeah!
[02:05.98] Nick:When it looks like you should quit
[02:08.80] Find another way of looking at it
[02:11.25] Nick & 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs
[02:13.29] 3 Troupe Members:You gotta make that om-om-om
[02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18] Om-om-om
[02:27.67] Omelette!
[02:33.11] Nick (Spoken): Father!
[02:34.88] Nostradamus:The solution to your troubles
[02:38.57] Right here in River City
[02:41.36] Shipoopi, Chicago
[02:43.62] Omelette, yeah!
[02:45.93] When it looks like you should quit
[02:48.43] Nostradamus & Troupe:Find another way of looking at it
[02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11] When life gives you eggs
[02:52.80][05:25.70] Just a great big bowl of eggs
[02:57.79] You gotta make that omelette
[03:19.02] Nick & 3 Troupe Members:Crack, splat, psss
[03:21.54][03:25.50] Crack, splat, psss
[03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66] Make an omelette
[03:34.48][03:59.24] Make an omelette now
[03:37.07] Nick (Spoken): How?
[03:38.31] 3 Troupe Members:First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
[03:43.40] Over medium heat
[03:44.94] And sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender
[03:52.78] Add the ham pieces
[03:55.95] Nick:Make an omelette
[04:02.48] 3 Troupe Members:Turn off the heat
[04:04.66] Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
[04:08.72] So the inside cooks right through
[04:35.80] Nick:Take that egg and beat it
[04:39.20] Take that egg and beat it
[04:41.31] You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it
[04:43.54] So beat that egg
[04:44.34][04:45.44] Beat that egg
[04:46.45] Nick & 3 Troupe Members:And that's how you make an omelette
[04:49.20][04:51.12] That's how you make an omelette
[04:53.35] That's how you make it
[04:54.70] Woman:And I am telling you
[05:00.32] I'm not gonna be an omelette
[05:03.49] Oh no, no, no
[05:05.06] Nick (Spoken): We really beat that omelette
[05:10.23] All:You make wine from sour grapes
[05:12.10] You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
[05:14.82] When life gives you eggs, make an oh-oh-oh-omelette
[05:19.58] Take an egg and pass on by
[05:21.24] If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die
[05:30.27] You gotta make that om-om-om
[05:35.76] For heaven's sakes!
[05:37.29] It was white and yellow
[05:39.11][05:40.08] And white and yellow
[05:41.10] And white
[05:42.67] Make an omelette!
[00:12.10] Nick: Spoken Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
[00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12]
[00:21.95][00:23.84] There' s something rotten
[00:25.67] Nick Troupe: You can smell it
[00:26.84] You can tell there' s something rotten
[00:29.29] Now the kingdom is shot
[00:31.22] And it' s all gone to pot
[00:32.94] Heaven help us there is something rotten
[00:36.10] En!
[00:40.70] Nick Spoken: My father newly dead and the funeral
[00:44.26] Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table
[00:47.64] Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one
[00:52.03] Will Spoken: Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean?
[00:55.16] Nick: Spoken Well, I' ll tell you
[00:56.86] The fruit of life can' t always taste like sweet persimmons
[01:00.86] Sometimes it' s hard to swallow I' m afraid
[01:04.89] But when life has handed you some lemons
[01:08.51] Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
[01:13.40] My father said this to me
[01:15.34] That he did and then he blew me
[01:17.64] Away with wisdom simple and concise
[01:21.76] He said, " Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
[01:26.70] So heed this sound advice"
[01:36.55] You make wine from sour grapes
[01:39.21] You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe
[01:41.64][01:51.50] When life gives you eggs, make an omelette
[01:46.28] You get cola from a nut
[01:48.72] A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
[01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01] Omelette
[01:56.09] Nick 3 Troupe Members: The solution to your troubles is
[01:59.00] Cheese and vegetables
[02:01.70] And making bacon omelette, yeah!
[02:05.98] Nick: When it looks like you should quit
[02:08.80] Find another way of looking at it
[02:11.25] Nick 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs
[02:13.29] 3 Troupe Members: You gotta make that omomom
[02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18] Omomom
[02:27.67] Omelette!
[02:33.11] Nick Spoken: Father!
[02:34.88] Nostradamus: The solution to your troubles
[02:38.57] Right here in River City
[02:41.36] Shipoopi, Chicago
[02:43.62] Omelette, yeah!
[02:45.93] When it looks like you should quit
[02:48.43] Nostradamus Troupe: Find another way of looking at it
[02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11] When life gives you eggs
[02:52.80][05:25.70] Just a great big bowl of eggs
[02:57.79] You gotta make that omelette
[03:19.02] Nick 3 Troupe Members: Crack, splat, psss
[03:21.54][03:25.50] Crack, splat, psss
[03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66] Make an omelette
[03:34.48][03:59.24] Make an omelette now
[03:37.07] Nick Spoken: How?
[03:38.31] 3 Troupe Members: First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
[03:43.40] Over medium heat
[03:44.94] And saute the onions and green pepper ' til they' re tender
[03:52.78] Add the ham pieces
[03:55.95] Nick: Make an omelette
[04:02.48] 3 Troupe Members: Turn off the heat
[04:04.66] Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
[04:08.72] So the inside cooks right through
[04:35.80] Nick: Take that egg and beat it
[04:39.20] Take that egg and beat it
[04:41.31] You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it
[04:43.54] So beat that egg
[04:44.34][04:45.44] Beat that egg
[04:46.45] Nick 3 Troupe Members: And that' s how you make an omelette
[04:49.20][04:51.12] That' s how you make an omelette
[04:53.35] That' s how you make it
[04:54.70] Woman: And I am telling you
[05:00.32] I' m not gonna be an omelette
[05:03.49] Oh no, no, no
[05:05.06] Nick Spoken: We really beat that omelette
[05:10.23] All: You make wine from sour grapes
[05:12.10] You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
[05:14.82] When life gives you eggs, make an ohohohomelette
[05:19.58] Take an egg and pass on by
[05:21.24] If your cholesterol' s high, you' ll probably die
[05:30.27] You gotta make that omomom
[05:35.76] For heaven' s sakes!
[05:37.29] It was white and yellow
[05:39.11][05:40.08] And white and yellow
[05:41.10] And white
[05:42.67] Make an omelette!
[00:12.10] Nick: Spoken Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
[00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12]
[00:21.95][00:23.84] There' s something rotten
[00:25.67] Nick Troupe: You can smell it
[00:26.84] You can tell there' s something rotten
[00:29.29] Now the kingdom is shot
[00:31.22] And it' s all gone to pot
[00:32.94] Heaven help us there is something rotten
[00:36.10] En!
[00:40.70] Nick Spoken: My father newly dead and the funeral
[00:44.26] Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table
[00:47.64] Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one
[00:52.03] Will Spoken: Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean?
[00:55.16] Nick: Spoken Well, I' ll tell you
[00:56.86] The fruit of life can' t always taste like sweet persimmons
[01:00.86] Sometimes it' s hard to swallow I' m afraid
[01:04.89] But when life has handed you some lemons
[01:08.51] Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
[01:13.40] My father said this to me
[01:15.34] That he did and then he blew me
[01:17.64] Away with wisdom simple and concise
[01:21.76] He said, " Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
[01:26.70] So heed this sound advice"
[01:36.55] You make wine from sour grapes
[01:39.21] You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe
[01:41.64][01:51.50] When life gives you eggs, make an omelette
[01:46.28] You get cola from a nut
[01:48.72] A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
[01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01] Omelette
[01:56.09] Nick 3 Troupe Members: The solution to your troubles is
[01:59.00] Cheese and vegetables
[02:01.70] And making bacon omelette, yeah!
[02:05.98] Nick: When it looks like you should quit
[02:08.80] Find another way of looking at it
[02:11.25] Nick 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs
[02:13.29] 3 Troupe Members: You gotta make that omomom
[02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18] Omomom
[02:27.67] Omelette!
[02:33.11] Nick Spoken: Father!
[02:34.88] Nostradamus: The solution to your troubles
[02:38.57] Right here in River City
[02:41.36] Shipoopi, Chicago
[02:43.62] Omelette, yeah!
[02:45.93] When it looks like you should quit
[02:48.43] Nostradamus Troupe: Find another way of looking at it
[02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11] When life gives you eggs
[02:52.80][05:25.70] Just a great big bowl of eggs
[02:57.79] You gotta make that omelette
[03:19.02] Nick 3 Troupe Members: Crack, splat, psss
[03:21.54][03:25.50] Crack, splat, psss
[03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66] Make an omelette
[03:34.48][03:59.24] Make an omelette now
[03:37.07] Nick Spoken: How?
[03:38.31] 3 Troupe Members: First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
[03:43.40] Over medium heat
[03:44.94] And sauté the onions and green pepper ' til they' re tender
[03:52.78] Add the ham pieces
[03:55.95] Nick: Make an omelette
[04:02.48] 3 Troupe Members: Turn off the heat
[04:04.66] Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
[04:08.72] So the inside cooks right through
[04:35.80] Nick: Take that egg and beat it
[04:39.20] Take that egg and beat it
[04:41.31] You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it
[04:43.54] So beat that egg
[04:44.34][04:45.44] Beat that egg
[04:46.45] Nick 3 Troupe Members: And that' s how you make an omelette
[04:49.20][04:51.12] That' s how you make an omelette
[04:53.35] That' s how you make it
[04:54.70] Woman: And I am telling you
[05:00.32] I' m not gonna be an omelette
[05:03.49] Oh no, no, no
[05:05.06] Nick Spoken: We really beat that omelette
[05:10.23] All: You make wine from sour grapes
[05:12.10] You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
[05:14.82] When life gives you eggs, make an ohohohomelette
[05:19.58] Take an egg and pass on by
[05:21.24] If your cholesterol' s high, you' ll probably die
[05:30.27] You gotta make that omomom
[05:35.76] For heaven' s sakes!
[05:37.29] It was white and yellow
[05:39.11][05:40.08] And white and yellow
[05:41.10] And white
[05:42.67] Make an omelette!
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