Nick:(Spoken) Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
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Nick & Troupe:You can smell it
You can tell there's something rotten
Now the kingdom is shot
And it's all gone to pot
Heaven help us there is something rotten
En！
Nick (Spoken):My father newly dead and the funeral
Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table
Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one
Will (Spoken): Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean?
Nick:(Spoken) Well, I'll tell you
The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons
Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid
But when life has handed you some lemons
Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
My father said this to me
That he did and then he blew me
Away with wisdom simple and concise
He said, "Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
So heed this sound advice"
You make wine from sour grapes
You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe
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You get cola from a nut
A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
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Nick & 3 Troupe Members:The solution to your troubles is
Cheese and vegetables
And making bacon omelette, yeah!
Nick:When it looks like you should quit
Find another way of looking at it
Nick & 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs
3 Troupe Members:You gotta make that om-om-om
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Omelette!
Nick (Spoken): Father!
Nostradamus:The solution to your troubles
Right here in River City
Shipoopi, Chicago
Omelette, yeah!
When it looks like you should quit
Nostradamus & Troupe:Find another way of looking at it
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You gotta make that omelette
Nick & 3 Troupe Members:Crack, splat, psss
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Nick (Spoken): How?
3 Troupe Members:First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
Over medium heat
And sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender
Add the ham pieces
Nick:Make an omelette
3 Troupe Members:Turn off the heat
Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
So the inside cooks right through
Nick:Take that egg and beat it
Take that egg and beat it
You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it
So beat that egg
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Nick & 3 Troupe Members:And that's how you make an omelette
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That's how you make it
Woman:And I am telling you
I'm not gonna be an omelette
Oh no, no, no
Nick (Spoken): We really beat that omelette
All:You make wine from sour grapes
You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
When life gives you eggs, make an oh-oh-oh-omelette
Take an egg and pass on by
If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die
You gotta make that om-om-om
For heaven's sakes!
It was white and yellow
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And white
Make an omelette!