[00:12.10]Nick:(Spoken) Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
[00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12]
[00:21.95][00:23.84]There's something rotten
[00:25.67]Nick & Troupe:You can smell it
[00:26.84]You can tell there's something rotten
[00:29.29]Now the kingdom is shot
[00:31.22]And it's all gone to pot
[00:32.94]Heaven help us there is something rotten
[00:36.10]En！
[00:40.70]Nick (Spoken):My father newly dead and the funeral
[00:44.26]Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table
[00:47.64]Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one
[00:52.03]Will (Spoken): Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean?
[00:55.16]Nick:(Spoken) Well, I'll tell you
[00:56.86]The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons
[01:00.86]Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid
[01:04.89]But when life has handed you some lemons
[01:08.51]Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
[01:13.40]My father said this to me
[01:15.34]That he did and then he blew me
[01:17.64]Away with wisdom simple and concise
[01:21.76]He said, "Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
[01:26.70]So heed this sound advice"
[01:36.55]You make wine from sour grapes
[01:39.21]You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe
[01:41.64][01:51.50]When life gives you eggs, make an omelette
[01:46.28]You get cola from a nut
[01:48.72]A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
[01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01]Omelette
[01:56.09]Nick & 3 Troupe Members:The solution to your troubles is
[01:59.00]Cheese and vegetables
[02:01.70]And making bacon omelette, yeah!
[02:05.98]Nick:When it looks like you should quit
[02:08.80]Find another way of looking at it
[02:11.25]Nick & 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs
[02:13.29]3 Troupe Members:You gotta make that om-om-om
[02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18]Om-om-om
[02:27.67]Omelette!
[02:33.11]Nick (Spoken): Father!
[02:34.88]Nostradamus:The solution to your troubles
[02:38.57]Right here in River City
[02:41.36]Shipoopi, Chicago
[02:43.62]Omelette, yeah!
[02:45.93]When it looks like you should quit
[02:48.43]Nostradamus & Troupe:Find another way of looking at it
[02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11]When life gives you eggs
[02:52.80][05:25.70]Just a great big bowl of eggs
[02:57.79]You gotta make that omelette
[03:19.02]Nick & 3 Troupe Members:Crack, splat, psss
[03:21.54][03:25.50]Crack, splat, psss
[03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66]Make an omelette
[03:34.48][03:59.24]Make an omelette now
[03:37.07]Nick (Spoken): How?
[03:38.31]3 Troupe Members:First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
[03:43.40]Over medium heat
[03:44.94]And sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender
[03:52.78]Add the ham pieces
[03:55.95]Nick:Make an omelette
[04:02.48]3 Troupe Members:Turn off the heat
[04:04.66]Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
[04:08.72]So the inside cooks right through
[04:35.80]Nick:Take that egg and beat it
[04:39.20]Take that egg and beat it
[04:41.31]You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it
[04:43.54]So beat that egg
[04:44.34][04:45.44]Beat that egg
[04:46.45]Nick & 3 Troupe Members:And that's how you make an omelette
[04:49.20][04:51.12]That's how you make an omelette
[04:53.35]That's how you make it
[04:54.70]Woman:And I am telling you
[05:00.32]I'm not gonna be an omelette
[05:03.49]Oh no, no, no
[05:05.06]Nick (Spoken): We really beat that omelette
[05:10.23]All:You make wine from sour grapes
[05:12.10]You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
[05:14.82]When life gives you eggs, make an oh-oh-oh-omelette
[05:19.58]Take an egg and pass on by
[05:21.24]If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die
[05:30.27]You gotta make that om-om-om
[05:35.76]For heaven's sakes!
[05:37.29]It was white and yellow
[05:39.11][05:40.08]And white and yellow
[05:41.10]And white
[05:42.67]Make an omelette!