| [ti:关公战秦琼] | |
| [ar:侯宝林] | |
| [00:07.163] | 甲 您看今天呢，这个观众啊，在哪儿演出都是这样。 |
| [00:11.338] | 乙 是吗？ |
| [00:12.151] | 甲 秩序良好！ |
| [00:13.218] | 乙 哎。 |
| [00:13.979] | 甲 您不像我小时候，那戏园子里头，那么乱。那真受不了。 |
| [00:18.863] | 乙 过去那戏园子啊？ |
| [00:20.742] | 甲 哎，大戏园子还好点儿，什么“吉祥”、“长安”哪还好一点儿。你要到天桥那个小戏园子儿，嗬！乱极啦！ |
| [00:25.725] | 乙 是乱。 |
| [00:28.62] | 甲 哎，首先说门口儿，这卖票的，就这嚷劲儿就受不了。 |
| [00:32.999] | 乙 哎？他干吗嚷啊？卖票就在售票室里头卖呀？ |
| [00:36.658] | 甲 小戏园子儿，不登报，没广告，就指着门口儿那儿搁个人儿嚷。 |
| [00:41.291] | 乙 噢！ |
| [00:41.952] | 甲 你听他嚷那个词儿——“看戏吧！看戏吧！又擦胭脂又抹粉儿，有男角、有坤角、有文戏、有武戏呀，又翻跟头，又开打，真刀真枪玩了命啦！” |
| [00:53.741] | 乙 玩儿命啊！ |
| [00:55.66] | 甲 “两毛一位，两毛一位。” |
| [00:56.492] | 乙 好嘛！ |
| [00:57.405] | 甲 花两毛钱，看玩儿命的。 |
| [00:59.588] | 乙 真是！你说这叫什么玩艺儿哪。 |
| [01:02.432] | 甲 就说是啊。这是戏园子外边儿，就这么乱！ |
| [01:05.941] | 乙 那么里边儿好一点儿啦？ |
| [01:06.908] | 甲 更乱啦！ |
| [01:07.571] | 乙 里边儿怎么更乱啦？ |
| [01:09.460] | 甲 戏园子里边儿有打架的。 |
| [01:11.135] | 乙 戏园子里头有打架的？ |
| [01:12.152] | 甲 你爱听这个演员，他爱听那个演员，因为叫好，俩人打起来了。 |
| [01:17.941] | 乙 嗐，就因为这个在戏园子里头打架？ |
| [01:20.733] | 甲 有时候，楼上跟楼下还能打起来呢。 |
| [01:22.820] | 乙 这可真奇怪啦！楼上楼下谁挨不着谁，怎么会打起来？ |
| [01:27.144] | 甲 他那阵儿的楼啊，它没有护楼板，都是一棵一棵的栏杆儿。什么东西都往下掉。 |
| [01:33.37] | 乙 噢！ |
| [01:33.746] | 甲 你掉个戏单儿啊，掉个手绢儿不要紧哪，掉个茶壶给那位开啦！ |
| [01:36.696] | 乙 那还不打起来呀？ |
| [01:39.340] | 甲 就说是啊。里边儿有什么带座儿的、找人的、沏茶灌水儿的、卖饽饽点心、瓜果梨桃的，还有卖报的、卖戏单儿的。最讨厌就那扔手巾板儿的。 |
| [01:51.69] | 乙 哦，有手巾板儿。 |
| [01:52.237] | 甲 其实夏天人出汗，擦擦毛巾是好事儿。 |
| [01:55.546] | 乙 对。 |
| [01:56.917] | 甲 就他这来回扔啊，弄得你眼花缭乱。 |
| [01:59.406] | 乙 哎，影响人家看戏呀！ |
| [02:01.640] | 甲 就说是嘛！十几条毛巾，搁在一起，拿开水一浇，把它拧干啦，上边儿洒点花露水儿。这个角儿一个人，那个角儿一个人。 |
| [02:10.426] | 乙 啊，怎么样？ |
| [02:11.695] | 甲 这么老远扔，往起扔！扔得很高啊。那玩儿也是技术。 |
| [02:15.453] | 乙 还技术呢？ |
| [02:16.677] | 甲 哎，你别看扔那么高，上边什么东西都碰不着。扔的这主儿这个姿势。 |
| [02:20.788] | 乙 怎么扔！ |
| [02:22.11] | 甲 “日——！” |
| [02:23.483] | 乙 扔过去啦。 |
| [02:24.499] | 甲 接的那主满不在乎，“——嘣儿！” |
| [02:27.597] | 乙 就这么准。 |
| [02:29.625] | 甲 哎，准！有时候，楼上楼下离得近了也扔。 |
| [02:32.929] | 乙 噢，也扔。 |
| [02:34.199] | 甲 离得近了，还来花样哪。 |
| [02:36.78] | 乙 什么花样啊？ |
| [02:37.296] | 甲 扔的这主来个“张飞骗马”！“日！”上去啦！ |
| [02:39.839] | 乙 接的那主呢？ |
| [02:41.929] | 甲 来个“苏秦背剑”——“嘣儿！” |
| [02:44.469] | 乙 你瞧！ |
| [02:45.788] | 甲 有时候弄散啦，还来个“天女散花”。 |
| [02:49.53] | 乙 嘿！什么花招全都有啊。 |
| [02:51.954] | 甲 你再听这卖东西、找人的——“里边瞧座！”“跟我来您呐，这儿四位！”、“给这儿续水呀！”、“有人拿张票！”、“这儿添个碗儿”、“薄凉糖瓜籽儿烟卷儿哎”、“面包点心！”、“看报来看报来！当天的戏单儿！”、“哎哟，嗬！二婶儿！我在这儿哪！” |
| [03:08.725] | 乙 这份儿乱呐。 |
| [03:10.97] | 甲 坐下就好好听戏吧！ |
| [03:11.367] | 乙 啊。 |
| [03:12.26] | 甲 坐下聊天儿。 |
| [03:13.499] | 乙 还聊？ |
| [03:14.260] | 甲 台上你唱你的，开场戏没人听。这聊上啦！“哟，二婶儿，你怎么这晚才来？”“可不是嘛！家里有点事，要不然我早就来啦！你看今儿这天儿倒是不错，响晴白日的！哟！这挺好天儿怎么？怎么下雨啦？” |
| [03:28.601] | 乙 怎么，下起来啦？ |
| [03:31.242] | 甲 “嗨！楼上你们那孩子撒尿啦！” |
| [03:32.716] | 乙 嚄！行啦！这就快打起来啦！ |
| [03:35.50] | 甲 您说受得了受不了？ |
| [03:36.828] | 乙 是嘛，太乱啦！ |
| [03:38.512] | 甲 就这样的戏，有的时候花两毛钱买的票，看不成啦！ |
| [03:41.102] | 乙 啊，怎么？ |
| [03:42.573] | 甲 戏回啦！ |
| [03:43.286] | 乙 回戏！ |
| [03:43.845] | 甲 哎！ |
| [03:44.303] | 乙 因为什么回戏呀？ |
| [03:46.183] | 甲 台上戳个大牌子，写着“今日堂会”。 |
| [03:48.873] | 乙 噢，有堂会。 |
| [03:50.600] | 甲 “堂会”就是上人家去唱去。 |
| [03:54.55] | 乙 是啊。 |
| [03:54.669] | 甲 那阵儿有钱有势力的人呐，家里办喜寿事，把艺人找到他们家去唱。 |
| [03:59.495] | 乙 对。 |
| [04:00.562] | 甲 这叫“堂会戏”。 |
| [04:02.494] | 乙 不错。 |
| [04:03.104] | 甲 他就为了摆谱儿，为了铺张，不是真懂艺术。所以堂会戏呀，比戏园子里还乱。 |
| [04:10.468] | 乙 哦，比戏园子还乱？ |
| [04:13.59] | 甲 什么笑话儿都出。 |
| [04:14.429] | 乙 是啊？ |
| [04:14.987] | 甲 哎。有一次我在山东济南府，在韩复榘家里头，看了一次堂会戏。 |
| [04:20.682] | 乙 就是那个大军阀呀？ |
| [04:23.833] | 甲 对，给他爸爸办生日。 |
| [04:26.421] | 乙 噢，那儿是堂会戏。 |
| [04:28.300] | 甲 那天戏可不错。 |
| [04:29.570] | 乙 啊，都什么戏呀？ |
| [04:31.201] | 甲 头一出儿是《百寿图》。 |
| [04:33.589] | 乙 啊，拜寿的戏。 |
| [04:34.860] | 甲 二一出儿是《御碑亭》——“大团圆”。 |
| [04:36.536] | 乙 吉祥啊。 |
| [04:37.498] | 甲 三出儿是“红净戏”。 |
| [04:38.820] | 乙 什么戏呀？ |
| [04:39.684] | 甲 《千里走单骑》、《过五关斩六将》。 |
| [04:41.815] | 乙 这戏可好啊。 |
| [04:43.998] | 甲 是啊。 |
| [04:44.659] | 乙 文武带打。 |
| [04:45.928] | 甲 唱、念、做、打哪样都好！ |
| [04:48.268] | 乙 那是啊。 |
| [04:49.31] | 甲 韩复榘他爸爸在头一排，弄个大沙发在那儿一坐。台下不断喝彩。 |
| [04:54.988] | 乙 那是唱的好嘛！ |
| [04:57.528] | 甲 可是这“寿星老”不愿意听。 |
| [05:00.327] | 乙 怎么？ |
| [05:01.343] | 甲 听着听着站起来了，“别唱啦！” |
| [05:03.781] | 乙 哟嗬？ |
| [05:04.389] | 甲 “你们这是嘛戏呀？” |
| [05:08.760] | 乙 听了半天不懂啊？ |
| [05:09.883] | 乙 给轰下去啦？ |
| [05:10.132] | 甲 “都上后边去！” |
| [05:10.999] | 甲 “把你们那管事儿的叫来！”演员不知道怎么回事儿啊，跑下台去啦！ |
| [05:15.215] | 乙 下去吧。 |
| [05:16.535] | 甲 管事的来啦。“呵！老太爷，您有什么吩咐？”“你们唱的这是嘛戏呀？” |
| [05:23.346] | 乙 “千里走单骑呀！” |
| [05:25.632] | 甲 这是红净戏呀！ |
| [05:27.566] | 乙 对。 |
| [05:28.277] | 甲 “那红脸儿的是谁呀？” |
| [05:32.87] | 乙 听了半天，不知道这是谁。 |
| [05:34.269] | 甲 “那是关公！” |
| [05:35.741] | 乙 哎，关羽关云长。 |
| [05:37.421] | 甲 “关公？是哪儿的人？” |
| [05:39.555] | 乙 山西的人呢。 |
| [05:40.874] | 甲 “山西人为嘛到我们山东来杀人？” |
| [05:45.606] | 乙 啊？你这都什么呀？ |
| [05:47.333] | 甲 “有我们的命令吗？啊？” |
| [05:52.468] | 乙 你这什么乱七八糟的？ |
| [05:57.702] | 甲 “为嘛不唱我们山东的英雄？” |
| [06:01.71] | 乙 关云长也是英雄啊。 |
| [06:03.508] | 甲 “我们这儿有好汉秦琼秦叔宝！为嘛不唱？” |
| [06:08.333] | 乙 哦，爱听秦琼戏。 |
| [06:09.861] | 甲 “老太爷！不知道您喜欢听什么戏。那好啊，请您点戏吧！” |
| [06:14.593] | 乙 对。 |
| [06:15.304] | 甲 “我问问你，是关公的本事大？是那个秦琼的本事大？” |
| [06:21.196] | 乙 那谁知道啊？ |
| [06:22.515] | 甲 “那……他们俩人没比过。” |
| [06:25.208] | 乙 是啊。 |
| [06:26.19] | 甲 “今天让他们比比！” |
| [06:27.847] | 乙 啊？比比？ |
| [06:28.761] | 甲 “来个关公战秦琼！” |
| [06:30.539] | 乙 这可真新鲜啦！ |
| [06:32.215] | 甲 那怎么唱？ |
| [06:33.484] | 乙 你怎么唱啊？ |
| [06:34.956] | 甲 哪儿有这么一出啊？ |
| [06:37.46] | 乙 不是一个朝代的事。 |
| [06:38.62] | 甲 管事的也不敢说呀，“你不懂戏！”人说：“嘿！那什么，老太爷！您点个别的戏吧！这个戏，我们不会。” |
| [06:45.70] | 乙 是啊。 |
| [06:46.644] | 甲 “嘛？我点你的戏，你们不会呀？那全别唱啦！我不给钱哪！你们也全别走啦！在这里饿你们三天不管饭吃！” |
| [06:58.425] | 乙 这叫什么行为呀？ |
| [07:00.456] | 甲 “看你们会不会！” |
| [07:02.545] | 乙 嗬！ |
| [07:03.205] | 甲 管事的害怕啦！“那……什么，老太爷您别生气，我到后边去问问他们。” |
| [07:08.995] | 乙 问谁去呀？ |
| [07:09.909] | 甲 问演员哪，“诸位老板呐，咱们这戏唱砸啦！那……寿星老不愿意啦！不愿意听这个戏。”演员一想哪，反正也惹不起他。 |
| [07:22.668] | 乙 那是啊。 |
| [07:23.634] | 甲 “听什么戏？他说什么咱们唱什么？” |
| [07:26.324] | 乙 对。 |
| [07:26.832] | 甲 “您看点了一出，那个‘关公战秦琼’！” |
| [07:31.198] | 乙 那么谁会吧？ |
| [07:32.671] | 甲 “你吃多啦！撑糊涂啦？哪有这么出戏呀？关公是汉朝的，秦琼是唐朝的！” |
| [07:44.208] | 乙 对呀！ |
| [07:45.20] | 甲 “差着好几百年，那能搁到一块儿吗？”“他说：“不会也得唱，要不唱全别唱，也不让走，饿三天不管饭吃！”“饿三天？他饿一年这……这也不会呀！”“咱们来这么些人，这回真要饿死几个？咱们怎么办呢？”演员一想啊， |
| [08:05.441] | 乙 怎么样？ |
| [08:06.253] | 甲 他不是不懂戏吗？他不点这出吗？那就给他唱！ |
| [08:09.452] | 乙 哦，就唱这出啊？ |
| [08:11.85] | 甲 关公还是原来的关公。“我还来这关公。” |
| [08:14.640] | 乙 关公！那么秦琼呢？ |
| [08:16.678] | 甲 “谁来秦琼？”谁敢来呀？ |
| [08:18.809] | 乙 谁来？ |
| [08:19.470] | 甲 没这么出戏呀！得上去现编词儿啊。 |
| [08:23.77] | 乙 说的是啊。 |
| [08:24.196] | 甲 “老生扮！谁来？哎，那个刘备！把你那套脱了，扮个秦琼！” |
| [08:31.714] | 乙 赶紧换这个；清箭衣、戴罗帽。 |
| [08:35.218] | 甲 干吗呀？ |
| [08:36.843] | 乙 秦琼啊。 |
| [08:37.657] | 甲 哪个秦琼啊？ |
| [08:38.925] | 乙 《卖马》呀！ |
| [08:40.43] | 甲 照着《卖马》那么办？ |
| [08:41.823] | 乙 啊！ |
| [08:41.976] | 甲 那哪儿行啊？ |
| [08:42.535] | 乙 不行？ |
| [08:43.297] | 甲 “卖马”是秦琼最倒霉的时候啊。 |
| [08:44.109] | 乙 那么，怎么个扮相啊？ |
| [08:46.192] | 甲 扮元帅！ |
| [08:46.952] | 乙 噢，大元帅。 |
| [08:48.20] | 甲 哎，照着瓦岗寨那时候扮。 |
| [08:50.52] | 乙 噢。 |
| [08:50.558] | 甲 “你扮个元帅。扎硬靠，雪蟒！戴帅字盔。” |
| [08:54.15] | 乙 嗐。 |
| [08:54.573] | 甲 “赶紧给他扮！”这大伙儿给他扮戏。这老生着急：“不行，我……没词儿啊？” |
| [09:00.769] | 乙 说的是哪。 |
| [09:01.843] | 甲 “没词儿上台现编！” |
| [09:02.352] | 乙 啊？现编词儿。 |
| [09:03.620] | 甲 “不是，你给我出点儿主意呀！我现在一点儿主意啦！”“你呀，先来个坐大帐点将！” |
| [09:08.39] | 乙 哦？ |
| [09:08.952] | 甲 “我来个小过场，咱们俩一碰面就开打，你把我打就完了吗？” |
| [09:13.71] | 乙 这……真是，就这么唱啊？ |
| [09:16.472] | 甲 告诉场内，打吧！打鼓的。（学打锣鼓，学出场动作） |
| [09:23.495] | 乙 秦琼出场。 |
| [09:26.136] | 甲 演员心里想啊，这叫什么玩艺儿呢？ |
| [09:33.45] | 乙 抖袖！哎，正冠、捋髯！瞧这个作派。 |
| [09:41.173] | 甲 （学动作，走的特别慢） |
| [09:45.183] | 乙 快点儿走啊？ |
| [09:47.824] | 甲 不成啊！他想词儿哪。 |
| [09:48.890] | 乙 对呀，没词儿。 |
| [09:52.859] | 甲 “将士英豪，儿郎虎豹，军威浩，地动山摇，要把狼烟扫。呛且且……” |
| [10:17.866] | 乙 “点绛”是完啦！ |
| [10:19.492] | 甲 下边儿词儿还没有呐。 |
| [10:21.421] | 乙 对了，还没词儿哪。还有坐场诗呢。 |
| [10:23.198] | 甲 坐场诗也现编的，它不像话。 |
| [10:23.859] | 乙 怎么编的？ |
| [10:25.233] | 甲 “大将生来胆气豪，腰横秋水雁翎刀。” |
| [10:31.86] | 乙 好嘛，明朝的词儿！ |
| [10:33.573] | 甲 “我本唐朝一名将，不知何事打汉朝！” |
| [10:39.925] | 乙 好！咚嗒嗒锵来一来锵！ |
| [10:45.07] | 甲 “本帅”！ |
| [10:46.746] | 乙 哒呛！ |
| [10:47.712] | 甲 “姓秦名琼字叔宝！” |
| [10:50.455] | 乙 呛台。 |
| [10:51.420] | 甲 “混世魔王驾前为臣，官拜天下督招讨兵马大元帅之职，奉了魔王谕旨，带领一哨人马，大战汉将关羽！” |
| [11:08.590] | 乙 这都新鲜！ |
| [11:09.758] | 甲 “众将官！” |
| [11:10.875] | 乙 有！ |
| [11:11.538] | 甲 “起兵前往！” |
| [11:12.910] | 乙 嘟…… |
| [11:13.620] | 甲 “哒嘟喱切……”这场戏下去啦！ |
| [11:18.952] | 乙 他下了。 |
| [11:19.767] | 甲 关公上来啦。 |
| [11:21.745] | 乙 关公上。 |
| [11:23.218] | 甲 一手拿着刀，一手托着靠牌子，打扮是扎巾软靠。 |
| [11:26.217] | 乙 对呀！ |
| [11:26.928] | 甲 水底鱼上。（学锣鼓）“俺！” |
| [11:30.485] | 乙 哒呛！ |
| [11:33.179] | 甲 “关云长！” |
| [11:35.372] | 乙 嘟呛台！ |
| [11:36.590] | 甲 “不知为了何事？秦琼犯我边界，军士们！” |
| [11:43.344] | 乙 有！ |
| [11:43.856] | 甲 “迎敌！” |
| [11:44.922] | 乙 走…… |
| [11:45.633] | 甲 “咕噜”一加堂鼓，秦琼上来啦。俩人一碰面儿，秦琼摆开了双锏，关云长一横大刀，谁瞧谁都别扭！ |
| [12:00.241] | 乙 是别扭！他不是一个朝代的人。 |
| [12:03.90] | 甲 从来没见过面儿。 |
| [12:04.867] | 乙 是嘛。 |
| [12:05.528] | 甲 “来将通名！”“唐将秦琼！你是何人？”“汉将关羽！”“为何前来打仗？”这一问他，坏啦！ |
| [12:20.153] | 乙 怎么？ |
| [12:20.762] | 甲 他本来心里就火着哪，“唉！” |
| [12:26.199] | 乙 怎么意思？ |
| [12:27.113] | 甲 他生气呀。 |
| [12:28.180] | 乙 生气儿啦！ |
| [12:29.146] | 甲 这一下儿坏啦！戏台上有个规矩，这样是叫板起唱。 |
| [12:32.750] | 乙 啊。 |
| [12:33.562] | 甲 打鼓的一听，哦？还有唱呢？（学打锣鼓“钮丝”）拉胡琴儿的一听，“噢，还有我的事儿哪。” |
| [12:41.789] | 乙 这份儿乱哪。 |
| [12:42.652] | 甲 胡琴儿响啦！非唱不可呀。 |
| [12:45.604] | 乙 那就得唱吧！ |
| [12:47.78] | 甲 现编词儿吧！ |
| [12:48.398] | 乙 是啊。 |
| [12:48.602] | 甲 这么唱的。 |
| [12:49.617] | 乙 怎么唱的？ |
| [12:50.837] | 甲 （唱西皮散板）“我在唐朝你在汉，咱俩打仗为哪般？” |
| [12:56.523] | 乙 对。 |
| [12:57.692] | 甲 “听了！” |
| [12:58.808] | 乙 哐来哐来七来呔哐！ |
| [13:01.501] | 甲 （唱）“叫你打来你就打！你要不打啊？”一指那老头儿——“他不管饭！” |
| [13:11.694] | 乙 嗐 |
| ti: guan gong zhan qin qiong | |
| ar: hou bao lin | |
| [00:07.163] | jia nin kan jin tian ne, zhe ge guan zhong a, zai na er yan chu dou shi zhe yang. |
| [00:11.338] | yi shi ma? |
| [00:12.151] | jia zhi xu liang hao! |
| [00:13.218] | yi ai. |
| [00:13.979] | jia nin bu xiang wo xiao shi hou, na xi yuan zi li tou, na me luan. na zhen shou bu liao. |
| [00:18.863] | yi guo qu na xi yuan zi a? |
| [00:20.742] | jia ai, da xi yuan zi hai hao dian er, shen me" ji xiang"" chang an" na hai hao yi dian er. ni yao dao tian qiao na ge xiao xi yuan zi er, he! luan ji la! |
| [00:25.725] | yi shi luan. |
| [00:28.62] | jia ai, shou xian shuo men kou er, zhe mai piao de, jiu zhe rang jin r jiu shou bu liao. |
| [00:32.999] | yi ai? ta gan ma rang a? mai piao jiu zai shou piao shi li tou mai ya? |
| [00:36.658] | jia xiao xi yuan zi er, bu deng bao, mei guang gao, jiu zhi zhe men kou er na er ge ge ren er rang. |
| [00:41.291] | yi o! |
| [00:41.952] | jia ni ting ta rang na ge ci er" kan xi ba! kan xi ba! you ca yan zhi you mo fen er, you nan jiao you kun jiao you wen xi you wu xi ya, you fan gen tou, you kai da, zhen dao zhen qiang wan le ming la!" |
| [00:53.741] | yi wan er ming a! |
| [00:55.66] | jia " liang mao yi wei, liang mao yi wei." |
| [00:56.492] | yi hao ma! |
| [00:57.405] | jia hua liang mao qian, kan wan er ming de. |
| [00:59.588] | yi zhen shi! ni shuo zhe jiao shen me wan yi r na. |
| [01:02.432] | jia jiu shuo shi a. zhe shi xi yuan zi wai bian r, jiu zhe me luan! |
| [01:05.941] | yi na me li bian r hao yi dian er la? |
| [01:06.908] | jia geng luan la! |
| [01:07.571] | yi li bian r zen me geng luan la? |
| [01:09.460] | jia xi yuan zi li bian r you da jia de. |
| [01:11.135] | yi xi yuan zi li tou you da jia de? |
| [01:12.152] | jia ni ai ting zhe ge yan yuan, ta ai ting na ge yan yuan, yin wei jiao hao, lia ren da qi lai le. |
| [01:17.941] | yi hai, jiu yin wei zhe ge zai xi yuan zi li tou da jia? |
| [01:20.733] | jia you shi hou, lou shang gen lou xia hai neng da qi lai ne. |
| [01:22.820] | yi zhe ke zhen qi guai la! lou shang lou xia shui ai bu zhao shui, zen me hui da qi lai? |
| [01:27.144] | jia ta na zhen er de lou a, ta mei you hu lou ban, dou shi yi ke yi ke de lan gan er. shen me dong xi dou wang xia diao. |
| [01:33.37] | yi o! |
| [01:33.746] | jia ni diao ge xi dan er a, diao ge shou juan er bu yao jin na, diao ge cha hu gei na wei kai la! |
| [01:36.696] | yi na hai bu da qi lai ya? |
| [01:39.340] | jia jiu shuo shi a. li bian r you shen me dai zuo er de zhao ren de qi cha guan shui er de mai bo bo dian xin gua guo li tao de, hai you mai bao de mai xi dan er de. zui tao yan jiu na reng shou jin ban er de. |
| [01:51.69] | yi o, you shou jin ban er. |
| [01:52.237] | jia qi shi xia tian ren chu han, ca ca mao jin shi hao shi er. |
| [01:55.546] | yi dui. |
| [01:56.917] | jia jiu ta zhe lai hui reng a, nong de ni yan hua liao luan. |
| [01:59.406] | yi ai, ying xiang ren jia kan xi ya! |
| [02:01.640] | jia jiu shuo shi ma! shi ji tiao mao jin, ge zai yi qi, na kai shui yi jiao, ba ta ning gan la, shang bian r sa dian hua lu shui er. zhe ge jiao er yi ge ren, na ge jiao er yi ge ren. |
| [02:10.426] | yi a, zen me yang? |
| [02:11.695] | jia zhe me lao yuan reng, wang qi reng! reng de hen gao a. na wan er ye shi ji shu. |
| [02:15.453] | yi hai ji shu ne? |
| [02:16.677] | jia ai, ni bie kan reng na me gao, shang bian shen me dong xi dou peng bu zhao. reng de zhe zhu er zhe ge zi shi. |
| [02:20.788] | yi zen me reng! |
| [02:22.11] | jia " ri!" |
| [02:23.483] | yi reng guo qu la. |
| [02:24.499] | jia jie de na zhu man bu zai hu," beng er!" |
| [02:27.597] | yi jiu zhe me zhun. |
| [02:29.625] | jia ai, zhun! you shi hou, lou shang lou xia li de jin le ye reng. |
| [02:32.929] | yi o, ye reng. |
| [02:34.199] | jia li de jin le, hai lai hua yang na. |
| [02:36.78] | yi shen me hua yang a? |
| [02:37.296] | jia reng de zhe zhu lai ge" zhang fei pian ma"!" ri!" shang qu la! |
| [02:39.839] | yi jie de na zhu ne? |
| [02:41.929] | jia lai ge" su qin bei jian"" beng er!" |
| [02:44.469] | yi ni qiao! |
| [02:45.788] | jia you shi hou nong san la, hai lai ge" tian nv san hua". |
| [02:49.53] | yi hei! shen me hua zhao quan dou you a. |
| [02:51.954] | jia ni zai ting zhe mai dong xi zhao ren de" li bian qiao zuo!"" gen wo lai nin na, zhe er si wei!"" gei zhe er xu shui ya!"" you ren na zhang piao!"" zhe er tian ge wan er"" bao liang tang gua zi er yan juan er ai"" mian bao dian xin!"" kan bao lai kan bao lai! dang tian de xi dan er!"" ai yo, he! er shen er! wo zai zhe er na!" |
| [03:08.725] | yi zhe fen er luan na. |
| [03:10.97] | jia zuo xia jiu hao hao ting xi ba! |
| [03:11.367] | yi a. |
| [03:12.26] | jia zuo xia liao tian r. |
| [03:13.499] | yi hai liao? |
| [03:14.260] | jia tai shang ni chang ni de, kai chang xi mei ren ting. zhe liao shang la!" yo, er shen er, ni zen me zhe wan cai lai?"" ke bu shi ma! jia li you dian shi, yao bu ran wo zao jiu lai la! ni kan jin er zhe tian r dao shi bu cuo, xiang qing bai ri de! yo! zhe ting hao tian r zen me? zen me xia yu la?" |
| [03:28.601] | yi zen me, xia qi lai la? |
| [03:31.242] | jia " hai! lou shang ni men na hai zi sa niao la!" |
| [03:32.716] | yi huo! xing la! zhe jiu kuai da qi lai la! |
| [03:35.50] | jia nin shuo shou de liao shou bu liao? |
| [03:36.828] | yi shi ma, tai luan la! |
| [03:38.512] | jia jiu zhe yang de xi, you de shi hou hua liang mao qian mai de piao, kan bu cheng la! |
| [03:41.102] | yi a, zen me? |
| [03:42.573] | jia xi hui la! |
| [03:43.286] | yi hui xi! |
| [03:43.845] | jia ai! |
| [03:44.303] | yi yin wei shi me hui xi ya? |
| [03:46.183] | jia tai shang chuo ge da pai zi, xie zhe" jin ri tang hui". |
| [03:48.873] | yi o, you tang hui. |
| [03:50.600] | jia " tang hui" jiu shi shang ren jia qu chang qu. |
| [03:54.55] | yi shi a. |
| [03:54.669] | jia na zhen er you qian you shi li de ren na, jia li ban xi shou shi, ba yi ren zhao dao ta men jia qu chang. |
| [03:59.495] | yi dui. |
| [04:00.562] | jia zhe jiao" tang hui xi". |
| [04:02.494] | yi bu cuo. |
| [04:03.104] | jia ta jiu wei le bai pu er, wei le pu zhang, bu shi zhen dong yi shu. suo yi tang hui xi ya, bi xi yuan zi li hai luan. |
| [04:10.468] | yi o, bi xi yuan zi hai luan? |
| [04:13.59] | jia shen me xiao hua er dou chu. |
| [04:14.429] | yi shi a? |
| [04:14.987] | jia ai. you yi ci wo zai shan dong ji nan fu, zai han fu ju jia li tou, kan le yi ci tang hui xi. |
| [04:20.682] | yi jiu shi na ge da jun fa ya? |
| [04:23.833] | jia dui, gei ta ba ba ban sheng ri. |
| [04:26.421] | yi o, na er shi tang hui xi. |
| [04:28.300] | jia na tian xi ke bu cuo. |
| [04:29.570] | yi a, dou shen me xi ya? |
| [04:31.201] | jia tou yi chu er shi bai shou tu. |
| [04:33.589] | yi a, bai shou de xi. |
| [04:34.860] | jia er yi chu er shi yu bei ting" da tuan yuan". |
| [04:36.536] | yi ji xiang a. |
| [04:37.498] | jia san chu er shi" hong jing xi". |
| [04:38.820] | yi shen me xi ya? |
| [04:39.684] | jia qian li zou dan qi guo wu guan zhan liu jiang. |
| [04:41.815] | yi zhe xi ke hao a. |
| [04:43.998] | jia shi a. |
| [04:44.659] | yi wen wu dai da. |
| [04:45.928] | jia chang nian zuo da na yang dou hao! |
| [04:48.268] | yi na shi a. |
| [04:49.31] | jia han fu ju ta ba ba zai tou yi pai, nong ge da sha fa zai na r yi zuo. tai xia bu duan he cai. |
| [04:54.988] | yi na shi chang de hao ma! |
| [04:57.528] | jia ke shi zhe" shou xing lao" bu yuan yi ting. |
| [05:00.327] | yi zen me? |
| [05:01.343] | jia ting zhe ting zhe zhan qi lai le," bie chang la!" |
| [05:03.781] | yi yo he? |
| [05:04.389] | jia " ni men zhe shi ma xi ya?" |
| [05:08.760] | yi ting le ban tian bu dong a? |
| [05:09.883] | yi gei hong xia qu la? |
| [05:10.132] | jia " dou shang hou bian qu!" |
| [05:10.999] | jia " ba ni men na guan shi er de jiao lai!" yan yuan bu zhi dao zen me hui shi er a, pao xia tai qu la! |
| [05:15.215] | yi xia qu ba. |
| [05:16.535] | jia guan shi de lai la." a! lao tai ye, nin you shen me fen fu?"" ni men chang de zhe shi ma xi ya?" |
| [05:23.346] | yi " qian li zou dan qi ya!" |
| [05:25.632] | jia zhe shi hong jing xi ya! |
| [05:27.566] | yi dui. |
| [05:28.277] | jia " na hong lian er de shi shui ya?" |
| [05:32.87] | yi ting le ban tian, bu zhi dao zhe shi shui. |
| [05:34.269] | jia " na shi guan gong!" |
| [05:35.741] | yi ai, guan yu guan yun zhang. |
| [05:37.421] | jia " guan gong? shi na er de ren?" |
| [05:39.555] | yi shan xi de ren ne. |
| [05:40.874] | jia " shan xi ren wei ma dao wo men shan dong lai sha ren?" |
| [05:45.606] | yi a? ni zhe dou shen me ya? |
| [05:47.333] | jia " you wo men de ming ling ma? a?" |
| [05:52.468] | yi ni zhe shen me luan qi ba zao de? |
| [05:57.702] | jia " wei ma bu chang wo men shan dong de ying xiong?" |
| [06:01.71] | yi guan yun zhang ye shi ying xiong a. |
| [06:03.508] | jia " wo men zhe er you hao han qin qiong qin shu bao! wei ma bu chang?" |
| [06:08.333] | yi o, ai ting qin qiong xi. |
| [06:09.861] | jia " lao tai ye! bu zhi dao nin xi huan ting shen me xi. na hao a, qing nin dian xi ba!" |
| [06:14.593] | yi dui. |
| [06:15.304] | jia " wo wen wen ni, shi guan gong de ben shi da? shi na ge qin qiong de ben shi da?" |
| [06:21.196] | yi na shei zhi dao a? |
| [06:22.515] | jia " na ta men lia ren mei bi guo." |
| [06:25.208] | yi shi a. |
| [06:26.19] | jia " jin tian rang ta men bi bi!" |
| [06:27.847] | yi a? bi bi? |
| [06:28.761] | jia " lai ge guan gong zhan qin qiong!" |
| [06:30.539] | yi zhe ke zhen xin xian la! |
| [06:32.215] | jia na zen me chang? |
| [06:33.484] | yi ni zen me chang a? |
| [06:34.956] | jia na er you zhe me yi chu a? |
| [06:37.46] | yi bu shi yi ge chao dai de shi. |
| [06:38.62] | jia guan shi de ye bu gan shuo ya," ni bu dong xi!" ren shuo:" hei! na shen me, lao tai ye! nin dian ge bie de xi ba! zhe ge xi, wo men bu hui." |
| [06:45.70] | yi shi a. |
| [06:46.644] | jia " ma? wo dian ni de xi, ni men bu hui ya? na quan bie chang la! wo bu gei qian na! ni men ye quan bie zou la! zai zhe li e ni men san tian bu guan fan chi!" |
| [06:58.425] | yi zhe jiao shen me xing wei ya? |
| [07:00.456] | jia " kan ni men hui bu hui!" |
| [07:02.545] | yi he! |
| [07:03.205] | jia guan shi de hai pa la!" na shen me, lao tai ye nin bie sheng qi, wo dao hou bian qu wen wen ta men." |
| [07:08.995] | yi wen shui qu ya? |
| [07:09.909] | jia wen yan yuan na," zhu wei lao ban na, zan men zhe xi chang za la! na shou xing lao bu yuan yi la! bu yuan yi ting zhe ge xi." yan yuan yi xiang na, fan zheng ye re bu qi ta. |
| [07:22.668] | yi na shi a. |
| [07:23.634] | jia " ting shen me xi? ta shuo shi mo zan men chang shen me?" |
| [07:26.324] | yi dui. |
| [07:26.832] | jia " nin kan dian le yi chu, na ge' guan gong zhan qin qiong'!" |
| [07:31.198] | yi na me shui hui ba? |
| [07:32.671] | jia " ni chi duo la! cheng hu tu la? na you zhe me chu xi ya? guan gong shi han chao de, qin qiong shi tang chao de!" |
| [07:44.208] | yi dui ya! |
| [07:45.20] | jia " cha zhe hao ji bai nian, na neng ge dao yi kuai er ma?"" ta shuo:" bu hui ye de chang, yao bu chang quan bie chang, ye bu rang zou, e san tian bu guan fan chi!"" e san tian? ta e yi nian zhe zhe ye bu hui ya!"" zan men lai zhe me xie ren, zhe hui zhen yao e si ji ge? zan men zen me ban ne?" yan yuan yi xiang a, |
| [08:05.441] | yi zen me yang? |
| [08:06.253] | jia ta bu shi bu dong xi ma? ta bu dian zhe chu ma? na jiu gei ta chang! |
| [08:09.452] | yi o, jiu chang zhe chu a? |
| [08:11.85] | jia guan gong hai shi yuan lai de guan gong." wo hai lai zhe guan gong." |
| [08:14.640] | yi guan gong! na me qin qiong ne? |
| [08:16.678] | jia " shui lai qin qiong?" shui gan lai ya? |
| [08:18.809] | yi shui lai? |
| [08:19.470] | jia mei zhe me chu xi ya! de shang qu xian bian ci er a. |
| [08:23.77] | yi shuo de shi a. |
| [08:24.196] | jia " lao sheng ban! shui lai? ai, na ge liu bei! ba ni na tao tuo le, ban ge qin qiong!" |
| [08:31.714] | yi gan jin huan zhe ge qing jian yi dai luo mao. |
| [08:35.218] | jia gan ma ya? |
| [08:36.843] | yi qin qiong a. |
| [08:37.657] | jia nei ge qin qiong a? |
| [08:38.925] | yi mai ma ya! |
| [08:40.43] | jia zhao zhe mai ma na me ban? |
| [08:41.823] | yi a! |
| [08:41.976] | jia na na er xing a? |
| [08:42.535] | yi bu xing? |
| [08:43.297] | jia " mai ma" shi qin qiong zui dao mei de shi hou a. |
| [08:44.109] | yi na me, zen me ge ban xiang a? |
| [08:46.192] | jia ban yuan shuai! |
| [08:46.952] | yi o, da yuan shuai. |
| [08:48.20] | jia ai, zhao zhe wa gang zhai na shi hou ban. |
| [08:50.52] | yi o. |
| [08:50.558] | jia " ni ban ge yuan shuai. zha ying kao, xue mang! dai shuai zi kui." |
| [08:54.15] | yi hai. |
| [08:54.573] | jia " gan jin gei ta ban!" zhe da huo er gei ta ban xi. zhe lao sheng zhao ji:" bu xing, wo mei ci er a?" |
| [09:00.769] | yi shuo de shi na. |
| [09:01.843] | jia " mei ci er shang tai xian bian!" |
| [09:02.352] | yi a? xian bian ci er. |
| [09:03.620] | jia " bu shi, ni gei wo chu dian er zhu yi ya! wo xian zai yi dian er zhu yi la!"" ni ya, xian lai ge zuo da zhang dian jiang!" |
| [09:08.39] | yi o? |
| [09:08.952] | jia " wo lai ge xiao guo chang, zan men lia yi peng mian jiu kai da, ni ba wo da jiu wan le ma?" |
| [09:13.71] | yi zhe zhen shi, jiu zhe me chang a? |
| [09:16.472] | jia gao su chang nei, da ba! da gu de. xue da luo gu, xue chu chang dong zuo |
| [09:23.495] | yi qin qiong chu chang. |
| [09:26.136] | jia yan yuan xin li xiang a, zhe jiao shen me wan yi r ne? |
| [09:33.45] | yi dou xiu! ai, zheng guan lv ran! qiao zhe ge zuo pai. |
| [09:41.173] | jia xue dong zuo, zou de te bie man |
| [09:45.183] | yi kuai dian r zou a? |
| [09:47.824] | jia bu cheng a! ta xiang ci er na. |
| [09:48.890] | yi dui ya, mei ci er. |
| [09:52.859] | jia " jiang shi ying hao, er lang hu bao, jun wei hao, di dong shan yao, yao ba lang yan sao. qiang qie qie" |
| [10:17.866] | yi " dian jiang" shi wan la! |
| [10:19.492] | jia xia bian r ci er hai mei you na. |
| [10:21.421] | yi dui le, hai mei ci er na. hai you zuo chang shi ne. |
| [10:23.198] | jia zuo chang shi ye xian bian de, ta bu xiang hua. |
| [10:23.859] | yi zen me bian de? |
| [10:25.233] | jia " da jiang sheng lai dan qi hao, yao heng qiu shui yan ling dao." |
| [10:31.86] | yi hao ma, ming chao de ci er! |
| [10:33.573] | jia " wo ben tang chao yi ming jiang, bu zhi he shi da han chao!" |
| [10:39.925] | yi hao! dong da da qiang lai yi lai qiang! |
| [10:45.07] | jia " ben shuai"! |
| [10:46.746] | yi da qiang! |
| [10:47.712] | jia " xing qin ming qiong zi shu bao!" |
| [10:50.455] | yi qiang tai. |
| [10:51.420] | jia " hun shi mo wang jia qian wei chen, guan bai tian xia du zhao tao bing ma da yuan shuai zhi zhi, feng le mo wang yu zhi, dai ling yi shao ren ma, da zhan han jiang guan yu!" |
| [11:08.590] | yi zhe dou xin xian! |
| [11:09.758] | jia " zhong jiang guan!" |
| [11:10.875] | yi you! |
| [11:11.538] | jia " qi bing qian wang!" |
| [11:12.910] | yi du |
| [11:13.620] | jia " da du li qie" zhe chang xi xia qu la! |
| [11:18.952] | yi ta xia le. |
| [11:19.767] | jia guan gong shang lai la. |
| [11:21.745] | yi guan gong shang. |
| [11:23.218] | jia yi shou na zhe dao, yi shou tuo zhe kao pai zi, da ban shi zha jin ruan kao. |
| [11:26.217] | yi dui ya! |
| [11:26.928] | jia shui di yu shang. xue luo gu" an!" |
| [11:30.485] | yi da qiang! |
| [11:33.179] | jia " guan yun zhang!" |
| [11:35.372] | yi du qiang tai! |
| [11:36.590] | jia " bu zhi wei le he shi? qin qiong fan wo bian jie, jun shi men!" |
| [11:43.344] | yi you! |
| [11:43.856] | jia " ying di!" |
| [11:44.922] | yi zou |
| [11:45.633] | jia " gu lu" yi jia tang gu, qin qiong shang lai la. lia ren yi peng mian r, qin qiong bai kai le shuang jian, guan yun zhang yi heng da dao, shui qiao shui dou bie niu! |
| [12:00.241] | yi shi bie niu! ta bu shi yi ge chao dai de ren. |
| [12:03.90] | jia cong lai mei jian guo mian r. |
| [12:04.867] | yi shi ma. |
| [12:05.528] | jia " lai jiang tong ming!"" tang jiang qin qiong! ni shi he ren?"" han jiang guan yu!"" wei he qian lai da zhang?" zhe yi wen ta, huai la! |
| [12:20.153] | yi zen me? |
| [12:20.762] | jia ta ben lai xin li jiu huo zhe na," ai!" |
| [12:26.199] | yi zen me yi si? |
| [12:27.113] | jia ta sheng qi ya. |
| [12:28.180] | yi sheng qi er la! |
| [12:29.146] | jia zhe yi xia er huai la! xi tai shang you ge gui ju, zhe yang shi jiao ban qi chang. |
| [12:32.750] | yi a. |
| [12:33.562] | jia da gu de yi ting, o? hai you chang ne? xue da luo gu" niu si" la hu qin r de yi ting," o, hai you wo de shi er na." |
| [12:41.789] | yi zhe fen er luan na. |
| [12:42.652] | jia hu qin r xiang la! fei chang bu ke ya. |
| [12:45.604] | yi na jiu de chang ba! |
| [12:47.78] | jia xian bian ci er ba! |
| [12:48.398] | yi shi a. |
| [12:48.602] | jia zhe me chang de. |
| [12:49.617] | yi zen me chang de? |
| [12:50.837] | jia chang xi pi san ban" wo zai tang chao ni zai han, zan lia da zhang wei na ban?" |
| [12:56.523] | yi dui. |
| [12:57.692] | jia " ting le!" |
| [12:58.808] | yi kuang lai kuang lai qi lai dai kuang! |
| [13:01.501] | jia chang" jiao ni da lai ni jiu da! ni yao bu da a?" yi zhi na lao tou er" ta bu guan fan!" |
| [13:11.694] | yi hai |
| ti: guān gōng zhàn qín qióng | |
| ar: hóu bǎo lín | |
| [00:07.163] | jiǎ nín kàn jīn tiān ne, zhè gè guān zhòng a, zài nǎ ér yǎn chū dōu shì zhè yàng. |
| [00:11.338] | yǐ shì ma? |
| [00:12.151] | jiǎ zhì xù liáng hǎo! |
| [00:13.218] | yǐ āi. |
| [00:13.979] | jiǎ nín bù xiàng wǒ xiǎo shí hòu, nà xì yuán zǐ lǐ tou, nà me luàn. nà zhēn shòu bù liǎo. |
| [00:18.863] | yǐ guò qù nà xì yuán zǐ a? |
| [00:20.742] | jiǎ āi, dà xì yuán zǐ hái hǎo diǎn ér, shén me" jí xiáng"" cháng ān" nǎ hái hǎo yì diǎn ér. nǐ yào dào tiān qiáo nà gè xiǎo xì yuán zǐ ér, hē! luàn jí la! |
| [00:25.725] | yǐ shì luàn. |
| [00:28.62] | jiǎ āi, shǒu xiān shuō mén kǒu ér, zhè mài piào de, jiù zhè rǎng jìn r jiù shòu bù liǎo. |
| [00:32.999] | yǐ āi? tā gàn má rǎng a? mài piào jiù zài shòu piào shì lǐ tou mài ya? |
| [00:36.658] | jiǎ xiǎo xì yuán zǐ ér, bù dēng bào, méi guǎng gào, jiù zhǐ zhe mén kǒu ér nà ér gē gè rén ér rǎng. |
| [00:41.291] | yǐ ō! |
| [00:41.952] | jiǎ nǐ tīng tā rǎng nà gè cí ér" kàn xì ba! kàn xì ba! yòu cā yān zhī yòu mǒ fěn ér, yǒu nán jiǎo yǒu kūn jiǎo yǒu wén xì yǒu wǔ xì ya, yòu fān gēn tou, yòu kāi dǎ, zhēn dāo zhēn qiāng wán le mìng la!" |
| [00:53.741] | yǐ wán ér mìng a! |
| [00:55.66] | jiǎ " liǎng máo yī wèi, liǎng máo yī wèi." |
| [00:56.492] | yǐ hǎo ma! |
| [00:57.405] | jiǎ huā liǎng máo qián, kàn wán ér mìng de. |
| [00:59.588] | yǐ zhēn shì! nǐ shuō zhè jiào shén me wán yì r nǎ. |
| [01:02.432] | jiǎ jiù shuō shì a. zhè shì xì yuán zǐ wài bian r, jiù zhè me luàn! |
| [01:05.941] | yǐ nà me lǐ bian r hǎo yì diǎn ér la? |
| [01:06.908] | jiǎ gèng luàn la! |
| [01:07.571] | yǐ lǐ bian r zěn me gèng luàn la? |
| [01:09.460] | jiǎ xì yuán zǐ lǐ bian r yǒu dǎ jià de. |
| [01:11.135] | yǐ xì yuán zǐ lǐ tou yǒu dǎ jià de? |
| [01:12.152] | jiǎ nǐ ài tīng zhè gè yǎn yuán, tā ài tīng nà gè yǎn yuán, yīn wèi jiào hǎo, liǎ rén dǎ qǐ lái le. |
| [01:17.941] | yǐ hài, jiù yīn wèi zhè gè zài xì yuán zǐ lǐ tou dǎ jià? |
| [01:20.733] | jiǎ yǒu shí hou, lóu shàng gēn lóu xià hái néng dǎ qǐ lái ne. |
| [01:22.820] | yǐ zhè kě zhēn qí guài la! lóu shàng lóu xià shuí āi bù zháo shuí, zěn me huì dǎ qǐ lái? |
| [01:27.144] | jiǎ tā nà zhèn ér de lóu a, tā méi yǒu hù lóu bǎn, dōu shì yī kē yī kē de lán gǎn ér. shén me dōng xī dōu wǎng xià diào. |
| [01:33.37] | yǐ ō! |
| [01:33.746] | jiǎ nǐ diào gè xì dān ér a, diào gè shǒu juàn ér bú yào jǐn nǎ, diào gè chá hú gěi nà wèi kāi la! |
| [01:36.696] | yǐ nà hái bù dǎ qǐ lái ya? |
| [01:39.340] | jiǎ jiù shuō shì a. lǐ bian r yǒu shén me dài zuò ér de zhǎo rén de qī chá guàn shuǐ ér de mài bō bō diǎn xīn guā guǒ lí táo de, hái yǒu mài bào de mài xì dān ér de. zuì tǎo yàn jiù nà rēng shǒu jīn bǎn ér de. |
| [01:51.69] | yǐ ó, yǒu shǒu jīn bǎn ér. |
| [01:52.237] | jiǎ qí shí xià tiān rén chū hàn, cā cā máo jīn shì hǎo shì ér. |
| [01:55.546] | yǐ duì. |
| [01:56.917] | jiǎ jiù tā zhè lái huí rēng a, nòng dé nǐ yǎn huā liáo luàn. |
| [01:59.406] | yǐ āi, yǐng xiǎng rén jiā kàn xì ya! |
| [02:01.640] | jiǎ jiù shuō shì ma! shí jǐ tiáo máo jīn, gē zài yì qǐ, ná kāi shuǐ yī jiāo, bǎ tā níng gàn la, shàng bian r sǎ diǎn huā lù shuǐ ér. zhè gè jiǎo ér yí ge rén, nà gè jiǎo ér yí ge rén. |
| [02:10.426] | yǐ a, zěn me yàng? |
| [02:11.695] | jiǎ zhè me lǎo yuǎn rēng, wǎng qǐ rēng! rēng de hěn gāo a. nà wán ér yě shì jì shù. |
| [02:15.453] | yǐ hái jì shù ne? |
| [02:16.677] | jiǎ āi, nǐ bié kàn rēng nà me gāo, shàng biān shén me dōng xī dōu pèng bù zháo. rēng de zhè zhǔ ér zhè gè zī shì. |
| [02:20.788] | yǐ zěn me rēng! |
| [02:22.11] | jiǎ " rì!" |
| [02:23.483] | yǐ rēng guò qù la. |
| [02:24.499] | jiǎ jiē de nà zhǔ mǎn bù zài hu," bēng ér!" |
| [02:27.597] | yǐ jiù zhè me zhǔn. |
| [02:29.625] | jiǎ āi, zhǔn! yǒu shí hou, lóu shàng lóu xià lí dé jìn le yě rēng. |
| [02:32.929] | yǐ ō, yě rēng. |
| [02:34.199] | jiǎ lí dé jìn le, hái lái huā yàng nǎ. |
| [02:36.78] | yǐ shén me huā yàng a? |
| [02:37.296] | jiǎ rēng de zhè zhǔ lái gè" zhāng fēi piàn mǎ"!" rì!" shǎng qù la! |
| [02:39.839] | yǐ jiē de nà zhǔ ne? |
| [02:41.929] | jiǎ lái gè" sū qín bèi jiàn"" bēng ér!" |
| [02:44.469] | yǐ nǐ qiáo! |
| [02:45.788] | jiǎ yǒu shí hou nòng sàn la, hái lái gè" tiān nǚ sàn huā". |
| [02:49.53] | yǐ hēi! shén me huā zhāo quán dōu yǒu a. |
| [02:51.954] | jiǎ nǐ zài tīng zhè mài dōng xī zhǎo rén de" lǐ biān qiáo zuò!"" gēn wǒ lái nín nà, zhè ér sì wèi!"" gěi zhè ér xù shuǐ ya!"" yǒu rén ná zhāng piào!"" zhè ér tiān gè wǎn ér"" báo liáng táng guā zǐ ér yān juàn ér āi"" miàn bāo diǎn xīn!"" kàn bào lái kàn bào lái! dàng tiān de xì dān ér!"" āi yō, hē! èr shěn ér! wǒ zài zhè ér nǎ!" |
| [03:08.725] | yǐ zhè fèn ér luàn nà. |
| [03:10.97] | jiǎ zuò xià jiù hǎo hǎo tīng xì ba! |
| [03:11.367] | yǐ a. |
| [03:12.26] | jiǎ zuò xià liáo tiān r. |
| [03:13.499] | yǐ hái liáo? |
| [03:14.260] | jiǎ tái shàng nǐ chàng nǐ de, kāi chǎng xì méi rén tīng. zhè liáo shàng la!" yō, èr shěn ér, nǐ zěn me zhè wǎn cái lái?"" kě bú shì ma! jiā lǐ yǒu diǎn shì, yào bù rán wǒ zǎo jiù lái la! nǐ kàn jīn ér zhè tiān r dǎo shì bù cuò, xiǎng qíng bái rì de! yō! zhè tǐng hǎo tiān r zěn me? zěn me xià yǔ la?" |
| [03:28.601] | yǐ zěn me, xià qǐ lái la? |
| [03:31.242] | jiǎ " hāi! lóu shàng nǐ men nà hái zi sā niào la!" |
| [03:32.716] | yǐ huō! xíng la! zhè jiù kuài dǎ qǐ lái la! |
| [03:35.50] | jiǎ nín shuō shòu de liǎo shòu bù liǎo? |
| [03:36.828] | yǐ shì ma, tài luàn la! |
| [03:38.512] | jiǎ jiù zhè yàng de xì, yǒu de shí hòu huā liǎng máo qián mǎi de piào, kàn bù chéng la! |
| [03:41.102] | yǐ a, zěn me? |
| [03:42.573] | jiǎ xì huí la! |
| [03:43.286] | yǐ huí xì! |
| [03:43.845] | jiǎ āi! |
| [03:44.303] | yǐ yīn wèi shí me huí xì ya? |
| [03:46.183] | jiǎ tái shàng chuō gè dà pái zi, xiě zhe" jīn rì táng huì". |
| [03:48.873] | yǐ ō, yǒu táng huì. |
| [03:50.600] | jiǎ " táng huì" jiù shì shàng rén jiā qù chàng qù. |
| [03:54.55] | yǐ shì a. |
| [03:54.669] | jiǎ nà zhèn ér yǒu qián yǒu shì lì de rén nà, jiā lǐ bàn xǐ shòu shì, bǎ yì rén zhǎo dào tā men jiā qù chàng. |
| [03:59.495] | yǐ duì. |
| [04:00.562] | jiǎ zhè jiào" táng huì xì". |
| [04:02.494] | yǐ bù cuò. |
| [04:03.104] | jiǎ tā jiù wèi le bǎi pǔ ér, wèi le pū zhāng, bú shì zhēn dǒng yì shù. suǒ yǐ táng huì xì ya, bǐ xì yuán zǐ lǐ hái luàn. |
| [04:10.468] | yǐ ó, bǐ xì yuán zǐ hái luàn? |
| [04:13.59] | jiǎ shén me xiào huà ér dōu chū. |
| [04:14.429] | yǐ shì a? |
| [04:14.987] | jiǎ āi. yǒu yī cì wǒ zài shān dōng jǐ nán fǔ, zài hán fù jǔ jiā lǐ tou, kàn le yī cì táng huì xì. |
| [04:20.682] | yǐ jiù shì nà gè dà jūn fá ya? |
| [04:23.833] | jiǎ duì, gěi tā bà bà bàn shēng rì. |
| [04:26.421] | yǐ ō, nà ér shì táng huì xì. |
| [04:28.300] | jiǎ nà tiān xì kě bù cuò. |
| [04:29.570] | yǐ a, dōu shén me xì ya? |
| [04:31.201] | jiǎ tóu yī chū ér shì bǎi shòu tú. |
| [04:33.589] | yǐ a, bài shòu de xì. |
| [04:34.860] | jiǎ èr yī chū ér shì yù bēi tíng" dà tuán yuán". |
| [04:36.536] | yǐ jí xiáng a. |
| [04:37.498] | jiǎ sān chū ér shì" hóng jìng xì". |
| [04:38.820] | yǐ shén me xì ya? |
| [04:39.684] | jiǎ qiān lǐ zǒu dān qí guò wǔ guān zhǎn liù jiāng. |
| [04:41.815] | yǐ zhè xì kě hǎo a. |
| [04:43.998] | jiǎ shì a. |
| [04:44.659] | yǐ wén wǔ dài dǎ. |
| [04:45.928] | jiǎ chàng niàn zuò dǎ nǎ yàng dōu hǎo! |
| [04:48.268] | yǐ nà shi a. |
| [04:49.31] | jiǎ hán fù jǔ tā bà bà zài tóu yī pái, nòng gè dà shā fā zài na r yī zuò. tái xià bù duàn hè cǎi. |
| [04:54.988] | yǐ nà shi chàng de hǎo ma! |
| [04:57.528] | jiǎ kě shì zhè" shòu xīng lǎo" bù yuàn yì tīng. |
| [05:00.327] | yǐ zěn me? |
| [05:01.343] | jiǎ tīng zhe tīng zhe zhàn qǐ lái le," bié chàng la!" |
| [05:03.781] | yǐ yō hē? |
| [05:04.389] | jiǎ " nǐ men zhè shì ma xì ya?" |
| [05:08.760] | yǐ tīng le bàn tiān bù dǒng a? |
| [05:09.883] | yǐ gěi hōng xià qù la? |
| [05:10.132] | jiǎ " dōu shàng hòu biān qù!" |
| [05:10.999] | jiǎ " bǎ nǐ men nà guǎn shì ér de jiào lái!" yǎn yuán bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì ér a, pǎo xià tái qù la! |
| [05:15.215] | yǐ xià qù ba. |
| [05:16.535] | jiǎ guǎn shì de lái la." ā! lǎo tài yé, nín yǒu shén me fēn fù?"" nǐ men chàng de zhè shì ma xì ya?" |
| [05:23.346] | yǐ " qiān lǐ zǒu dān qí ya!" |
| [05:25.632] | jiǎ zhè shì hóng jìng xì ya! |
| [05:27.566] | yǐ duì. |
| [05:28.277] | jiǎ " nà hóng liǎn ér de shì shuí ya?" |
| [05:32.87] | yǐ tīng le bàn tiān, bù zhī dào zhè shì shuí. |
| [05:34.269] | jiǎ " nà shi guān gōng!" |
| [05:35.741] | yǐ āi, guān yǔ guān yún zhǎng. |
| [05:37.421] | jiǎ " guān gōng? shì nǎ ér de rén?" |
| [05:39.555] | yǐ shān xī de rén ne. |
| [05:40.874] | jiǎ " shān xī rén wéi ma dào wǒ men shān dōng lái shā rén?" |
| [05:45.606] | yǐ a? nǐ zhè dōu shén me ya? |
| [05:47.333] | jiǎ " yǒu wǒ men de mìng lìng ma? a?" |
| [05:52.468] | yǐ nǐ zhè shén me luàn qī bā zāo de? |
| [05:57.702] | jiǎ " wèi ma bù chàng wǒ men shān dōng de yīng xióng?" |
| [06:01.71] | yǐ guān yún zhǎng yě shì yīng xióng a. |
| [06:03.508] | jiǎ " wǒ men zhè ér yǒu hǎo hàn qín qióng qín shū bǎo! wèi ma bù chàng?" |
| [06:08.333] | yǐ ó, ài tīng qín qióng xì. |
| [06:09.861] | jiǎ " lǎo tài yé! bù zhī dào nín xǐ huān tīng shén me xì. nà hǎo a, qǐng nín diǎn xì ba!" |
| [06:14.593] | yǐ duì. |
| [06:15.304] | jiǎ " wǒ wèn wèn nǐ, shì guān gōng de běn shì dà? shì nà gè qín qióng de běn shì dà?" |
| [06:21.196] | yǐ nà shéi zhī dào a? |
| [06:22.515] | jiǎ " nà tā men liǎ rén méi bǐ guò." |
| [06:25.208] | yǐ shì a. |
| [06:26.19] | jiǎ " jīn tiān ràng tā men bǐ bǐ!" |
| [06:27.847] | yǐ a? bǐ bǐ? |
| [06:28.761] | jiǎ " lái gè guān gōng zhàn qín qióng!" |
| [06:30.539] | yǐ zhè kě zhēn xīn xiān la! |
| [06:32.215] | jiǎ nà zěn me chàng? |
| [06:33.484] | yǐ nǐ zěn me chàng a? |
| [06:34.956] | jiǎ nǎ ér yǒu zhè me yī chū a? |
| [06:37.46] | yǐ bú shì yí gè cháo dài de shì. |
| [06:38.62] | jiǎ guǎn shì de yě bù gǎn shuō ya," nǐ bù dǒng xì!" rén shuō:" hēi! nà shén me, lǎo tài yé! nín diǎn gè bié de xì ba! zhè gè xì, wǒ men bú huì." |
| [06:45.70] | yǐ shì a. |
| [06:46.644] | jiǎ " ma? wǒ diǎn nǐ de xì, nǐ men bú huì ya? nà quán bié chàng la! wǒ bù gěi qián nǎ! nǐ men yě quán bié zǒu la! zài zhè lǐ è nǐ men sān tiān bù guǎn fàn chī!" |
| [06:58.425] | yǐ zhè jiào shén me xíng wéi ya? |
| [07:00.456] | jiǎ " kàn nǐ men huì bú huì!" |
| [07:02.545] | yǐ hē! |
| [07:03.205] | jiǎ guǎn shì de hài pà la!" nà shén me, lǎo tài yé nín bié shēng qì, wǒ dào hòu biān qù wèn wèn tā men." |
| [07:08.995] | yǐ wèn shuí qù ya? |
| [07:09.909] | jiǎ wèn yǎn yuán nǎ," zhū wèi lǎo bǎn nà, zán men zhè xì chàng zá la! nà shòu xīng lǎo bù yuàn yì la! bù yuàn yì tīng zhè gè xì." yǎn yuán yī xiǎng nǎ, fǎn zhèng yě rě bu qǐ tā. |
| [07:22.668] | yǐ nà shi a. |
| [07:23.634] | jiǎ " tīng shén me xì? tā shuō shí mǒ zán men chàng shén me?" |
| [07:26.324] | yǐ duì. |
| [07:26.832] | jiǎ " nín kàn diǎn le yī chū, nà gè' guān gōng zhàn qín qióng'!" |
| [07:31.198] | yǐ nà me shuí huì ba? |
| [07:32.671] | jiǎ " nǐ chī duō la! chēng hú tú la? nǎ yǒu zhè me chū xì ya? guān gōng shì hàn cháo de, qín qióng shì táng cháo de!" |
| [07:44.208] | yǐ duì ya! |
| [07:45.20] | jiǎ " chà zhe hǎo jǐ bǎi nián, nà néng gē dào yí kuài ér ma?"" tā shuō:" bú huì yě de chàng, yào bù chàng quán bié chàng, yě bù ràng zǒu, è sān tiān bù guǎn fàn chī!"" è sān tiān? tā è yī nián zhè zhè yě bú huì ya!"" zán men lái zhè me xiē rén, zhè huí zhēn yào è sǐ jǐ gè? zán men zěn me bàn ne?" yǎn yuán yī xiǎng a, |
| [08:05.441] | yǐ zěn me yàng? |
| [08:06.253] | jiǎ tā bú shì bù dǒng xì ma? tā bù diǎn zhè chū ma? nà jiù gěi tā chàng! |
| [08:09.452] | yǐ ó, jiù chàng zhè chū a? |
| [08:11.85] | jiǎ guān gōng hái shì yuán lái de guān gōng." wǒ hái lái zhè guān gōng." |
| [08:14.640] | yǐ guān gōng! nà me qín qióng ne? |
| [08:16.678] | jiǎ " shuí lái qín qióng?" shuí gǎn lái ya? |
| [08:18.809] | yǐ shuí lái? |
| [08:19.470] | jiǎ méi zhè me chū xì ya! dé shǎng qù xiàn biān cí ér a. |
| [08:23.77] | yǐ shuō de shì a. |
| [08:24.196] | jiǎ " lǎo shēng bàn! shuí lái? āi, nà gè liú bèi! bǎ nǐ nà tào tuō le, bàn gè qín qióng!" |
| [08:31.714] | yǐ gǎn jǐn huàn zhè gè qīng jiàn yī dài luó mào. |
| [08:35.218] | jiǎ gàn má ya? |
| [08:36.843] | yǐ qín qióng a. |
| [08:37.657] | jiǎ něi gè qín qióng a? |
| [08:38.925] | yǐ mài mǎ ya! |
| [08:40.43] | jiǎ zhào zhe mài mǎ nà me bàn? |
| [08:41.823] | yǐ a! |
| [08:41.976] | jiǎ nà nǎ ér xíng a? |
| [08:42.535] | yǐ bù xíng? |
| [08:43.297] | jiǎ " mài mǎ" shì qín qióng zuì dǎo méi de shí hòu a. |
| [08:44.109] | yǐ nà me, zěn me gè bàn xiàng a? |
| [08:46.192] | jiǎ bàn yuán shuài! |
| [08:46.952] | yǐ ō, dà yuán shuài. |
| [08:48.20] | jiǎ āi, zhào zhe wǎ gǎng zhài nà shí hou bàn. |
| [08:50.52] | yǐ ō. |
| [08:50.558] | jiǎ " nǐ bàn gè yuán shuài. zhā yìng kào, xuě mǎng! dài shuài zì kuī." |
| [08:54.15] | yǐ hài. |
| [08:54.573] | jiǎ " gǎn jǐn gěi tā bàn!" zhè dà huǒ ér gěi tā bàn xì. zhè lǎo shēng zháo jí:" bù xíng, wǒ méi cí ér a?" |
| [09:00.769] | yǐ shuō de shì nǎ. |
| [09:01.843] | jiǎ " méi cí ér shàng tái xiàn biān!" |
| [09:02.352] | yǐ a? xiàn biān cí ér. |
| [09:03.620] | jiǎ " bú shì, nǐ gěi wǒ chū diǎn ér zhǔ yì ya! wǒ xiàn zài yì diǎn ér zhǔ yì la!"" nǐ ya, xiān lái gè zuò dà zhàng diǎn jiàng!" |
| [09:08.39] | yǐ ó? |
| [09:08.952] | jiǎ " wǒ lái gè xiǎo guò chǎng, zán men liǎ yī pèng miàn jiù kāi dǎ, nǐ bǎ wǒ dǎ jiù wán le ma?" |
| [09:13.71] | yǐ zhè zhēn shì, jiù zhè me chàng a? |
| [09:16.472] | jiǎ gào sù chǎng nèi, dǎ ba! dǎ gǔ de. xué dǎ luó gǔ, xué chū chǎng dòng zuò |
| [09:23.495] | yǐ qín qióng chū chǎng. |
| [09:26.136] | jiǎ yǎn yuán xīn lǐ xiǎng a, zhè jiào shén me wán yì r ne? |
| [09:33.45] | yǐ dǒu xiù! āi, zhèng guān lǚ rán! qiáo zhè gè zuò pài. |
| [09:41.173] | jiǎ xué dòng zuò, zǒu de tè bié màn |
| [09:45.183] | yǐ kuài diǎn r zǒu a? |
| [09:47.824] | jiǎ bù chéng a! tā xiǎng cí ér nǎ. |
| [09:48.890] | yǐ duì ya, méi cí ér. |
| [09:52.859] | jiǎ " jiàng shì yīng háo, ér láng hǔ bào, jūn wēi hào, dì dòng shān yáo, yào bǎ láng yān sǎo. qiāng qiě qiě" |
| [10:17.866] | yǐ " diǎn jiàng" shì wán la! |
| [10:19.492] | jiǎ xià bian r cí ér hái méi yǒu nà. |
| [10:21.421] | yǐ duì le, hái méi cí ér nǎ. hái yǒu zuò chǎng shī ne. |
| [10:23.198] | jiǎ zuò chǎng shī yě xiàn biān de, tā bù xiàng huà. |
| [10:23.859] | yǐ zěn me biān de? |
| [10:25.233] | jiǎ " dà jiàng shēng lái dǎn qì háo, yāo héng qiū shuǐ yàn líng dāo." |
| [10:31.86] | yǐ hǎo ma, míng cháo de cí ér! |
| [10:33.573] | jiǎ " wǒ běn táng cháo yī míng jiàng, bù zhī hé shì dǎ hàn cháo!" |
| [10:39.925] | yǐ hǎo! dōng dā dā qiāng lái yī lái qiāng! |
| [10:45.07] | jiǎ " běn shuài"! |
| [10:46.746] | yǐ dā qiāng! |
| [10:47.712] | jiǎ " xìng qín míng qióng zì shū bǎo!" |
| [10:50.455] | yǐ qiāng tái. |
| [10:51.420] | jiǎ " hùn shì mó wáng jià qián wèi chén, guān bài tiān xià dū zhāo tǎo bīng mǎ dà yuán shuài zhī zhí, fèng le mó wáng yù zhǐ, dài lǐng yī shào rén mǎ, dà zhàn hàn jiāng guān yǔ!" |
| [11:08.590] | yǐ zhè dōu xīn xiān! |
| [11:09.758] | jiǎ " zhòng jiàng guān!" |
| [11:10.875] | yǐ yǒu! |
| [11:11.538] | jiǎ " qǐ bīng qián wǎng!" |
| [11:12.910] | yǐ dū |
| [11:13.620] | jiǎ " dā dū lí qiè" zhè chǎng xì xià qù la! |
| [11:18.952] | yǐ tā xià le. |
| [11:19.767] | jiǎ guān gōng shàng lái la. |
| [11:21.745] | yǐ guān gōng shàng. |
| [11:23.218] | jiǎ yī shǒu ná zhe dāo, yī shǒu tuō zhe kào pái zi, dǎ bàn shì zhā jīn ruǎn kào. |
| [11:26.217] | yǐ duì ya! |
| [11:26.928] | jiǎ shuǐ dǐ yú shàng. xué luó gǔ" ǎn!" |
| [11:30.485] | yǐ dā qiāng! |
| [11:33.179] | jiǎ " guān yún zhǎng!" |
| [11:35.372] | yǐ dū qiāng tái! |
| [11:36.590] | jiǎ " bù zhī wèi le hé shì? qín qióng fàn wǒ biān jiè, jūn shì men!" |
| [11:43.344] | yǐ yǒu! |
| [11:43.856] | jiǎ " yíng dí!" |
| [11:44.922] | yǐ zǒu |
| [11:45.633] | jiǎ " gū lū" yī jiā táng gǔ, qín qióng shàng lái la. liǎ rén yī pèng miàn r, qín qióng bǎi kāi le shuāng jiǎn, guān yún zhǎng yī héng dà dāo, shuí qiáo shuí dōu biè niǔ! |
| [12:00.241] | yǐ shì biè niǔ! tā bú shì yí gè cháo dài de rén. |
| [12:03.90] | jiǎ cóng lái méi jiàn guò miàn r. |
| [12:04.867] | yǐ shì ma. |
| [12:05.528] | jiǎ " lái jiāng tōng míng!"" táng jiāng qín qióng! nǐ shì hé rén?"" hàn jiāng guān yǔ!"" wèi hé qián lái dǎ zhàng?" zhè yī wèn tā, huài la! |
| [12:20.153] | yǐ zěn me? |
| [12:20.762] | jiǎ tā běn lái xīn lǐ jiù huǒ zhe nǎ," āi!" |
| [12:26.199] | yǐ zěn me yì sī? |
| [12:27.113] | jiǎ tā shēng qì ya. |
| [12:28.180] | yǐ shēng qì ér la! |
| [12:29.146] | jiǎ zhè yī xià ér huài la! xì tái shàng yǒu gè guī jǔ, zhè yàng shì jiào bǎn qǐ chàng. |
| [12:32.750] | yǐ a. |
| [12:33.562] | jiǎ dǎ gǔ de yī tīng, ó? hái yǒu chàng ne? xué dǎ luó gǔ" niǔ sī" lā hú qín r de yī tīng," ō, hái yǒu wǒ de shì ér nǎ." |
| [12:41.789] | yǐ zhè fèn ér luàn nǎ. |
| [12:42.652] | jiǎ hú qín r xiǎng la! fēi chàng bù kě ya. |
| [12:45.604] | yǐ nà jiù dé chàng ba! |
| [12:47.78] | jiǎ xiàn biān cí ér ba! |
| [12:48.398] | yǐ shì a. |
| [12:48.602] | jiǎ zhè me chàng de. |
| [12:49.617] | yǐ zěn me chàng de? |
| [12:50.837] | jiǎ chàng xī pí sǎn bǎn" wǒ zài táng cháo nǐ zài hàn, zán liǎ dǎ zhàng wèi nǎ bān?" |
| [12:56.523] | yǐ duì. |
| [12:57.692] | jiǎ " tīng le!" |
| [12:58.808] | yǐ kuāng lái kuāng lái qī lái dāi kuāng! |
| [13:01.501] | jiǎ chàng" jiào nǐ dǎ lái nǐ jiù dǎ! nǐ yào bù dǎ a?" yī zhǐ nà lǎo tou er" tā bù guǎn fàn!" |
| [13:11.694] | yǐ hài |
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