Cocktales

Cocktales Lyrics

Song Cocktales
Artist Too $hort
Album The Essential
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[00:00.00] 作词 : Shorty B/T. Shaw
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Shorty B/T. Shaw
[00:17.49] H-e-a-d,
[00:25.08] All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
[00:27.63] You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
[00:30.51] When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name.
[00:33.21] If you a fake mother****er, ain't no thing
[00:36.21] I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
[00:38.79] If i call marie, i know for a fact
[00:41.49] I'm gettin ****ed in my drop top Cadillac
[00:44.52] I met this freak named naomi
[00:47.25] Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies.
[00:49.92] She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
[00:52.80] I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
[00:55.32] She was fine as ****, but can't **** with tina
[00:58.44] Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
[01:00.90] I took her to my house and told her strip
[01:03.90] Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
[01:06.27] I said, "****!!! do what you want
[01:09.15] Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
[01:12.09] I ****ed her with my finger, she tried to cum
[01:15.00] Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
[01:17.46] I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
[01:20.40] I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
[01:22.74] My dick is big and her pussy had a little one,
[01:25.53] I didn't **** her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
[01:28.35] I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
[01:31.20] It's the california lifestyle that i live.
[01:36.93] My name is short, my game is long
[01:37.83] I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[01:39.69] I know this girl named annette
[01:42.57] Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
[01:44.91] Hella freaky...won't say no for dick
[01:47.64] You and her all alone, pussy that's your dick.
[01:50.73] I know another freak her name's joanne
[01:53.46] I always get the shit cuz i know i can
[01:56.34] Finest **** around, ain't got no man
[01:58.74] Everytime she cross my mind i go **** her again.
[02:01.56] She's like another bitch named christine
[02:04.17] Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
[02:06.99] Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
[02:09.96] I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
[02:13.35] You know i did all that shit
[02:15.09] She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
[02:17.91] And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
[02:20.37] If she starts screamin', I'm gonna **** the bitch harder.
[02:23.49] Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
[02:26.64] These are the tales i tell so well
[02:28.92] You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
[02:31.68] Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' bitchtails.
[02:33.75] I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
[02:37.65] ****ing m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
[02:40.26] See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
[02:42.66] She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit
[02:46.74] You can't stop the shit
[02:48.24] Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit
[02:51.18] My name is short my game is long
[02:54.00] I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[02:57.18] I know another girl named stephanie
[02:59.52] Do anything she can to have sex with me
[03:02.19] She really don't bring out the best in me
[03:04.83] But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
[03:07.74] She's like another freak named nicole
[03:10.59] So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
[03:13.38] I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
[03:16.14] I ****ed her so good she told her friend named angie.
[03:19.02] Angie called me up about two weeks later
[03:21.69] Talking some shit about do me player
[03:24.09] So i did her just like tamara,
[03:26.43] Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
[03:29.73] Next they told a girl named rocquelle
[03:32.37] Got my skin all under her fingernails
[03:35.19] She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit
[03:37.92] That was way back now i can't find the shit
[03:40.56] But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
[03:43.44] Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp.
[03:46.29] I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
[03:49.20] I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
[03:51.75] You can bet your life as i spit these raps
[03:54.54] I'll be ****ing em' up like that...shit.
[03:57.81] I know another trick her name was shery,
[04:00.06] I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
[04:02.61] Bitch so good and i do mean very...
[04:05.58] Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
[04:08.49] I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
[04:11.07] You ever make me mad and i'll **** your wife
[04:13.65] Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
[04:16.74] I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your *******
[04:19.08] Like my other little tramp named erika
[04:22.05] Anywhere i want to **** that's where i ****
[04:24.60] Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america
[04:27.66] Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
[04:30.51] Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
[04:33.36] These are the tales that i tell so well
[04:35.67] You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
[04:38.37] Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!!
[00:00.00] zuo ci : Shorty B T. Shaw
[00:01.00] zuo qu : Shorty B T. Shaw
[00:17.49] Head,
[00:25.08] All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
[00:27.63] You' re just a big freak, you better not complain,
[00:30.51] When you hear these tails and you hear your name.
[00:33.21] If you a fake mother er, ain' t no thing
[00:36.21] I' ll pick up the phone and call janine.
[00:38.79] If i call marie, i know for a fact
[00:41.49] I' m gettin ed in my drop top Cadillac
[00:44.52] I met this freak named naomi
[00:47.25] Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies.
[00:49.92] She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
[00:52.80] I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
[00:55.32] She was fine as , but can' t with tina
[00:58.44] Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
[01:00.90] I took her to my house and told her strip
[01:03.90] Baby got freakystarted doing the splits.
[01:06.27] I said, "!!! do what you want
[01:09.15] Cause this true blue mack won' t even front".
[01:12.09] I ed her with my finger, she tried to cum
[01:15.00] Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none
[01:17.46] I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk
[01:20.40] I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
[01:22.74] My dick is big and her pussy had a little one,
[01:25.53] I didn' t her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
[01:28.35] I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
[01:31.20] It' s the california lifestyle that i live.
[01:36.93] My name is short, my game is long
[01:37.83] I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[01:39.69] I know this girl named annette
[01:42.57] Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick
[01:44.91] Hella freaky... won' t say no for dick
[01:47.64] You and her all alone, pussy that' s your dick.
[01:50.73] I know another freak her name' s joanne
[01:53.46] I always get the shit cuz i know i can
[01:56.34] Finest around, ain' t got no man
[01:58.74] Everytime she cross my mind i go her again.
[02:01.56] She' s like another bitch named christine
[02:04.17] Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
[02:06.99] Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
[02:09.96] I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
[02:13.35] You know i did all that shit
[02:15.09] She got my number, if she beep me, I' m gonna call that bitch,
[02:17.91] And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
[02:20.37] If she starts screamin', I' m gonna the bitch harder.
[02:23.49] Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
[02:26.64] These are the tales i tell so well
[02:28.92] You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell
[02:31.68] Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' bitchtails.
[02:33.75] I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
[02:37.65] ing m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty,
[02:40.26] See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
[02:42.66] She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit
[02:46.74] You can' t stop the shit
[02:48.24] Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit
[02:51.18] My name is short my game is long
[02:54.00] I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[02:57.18] I know another girl named stephanie
[02:59.52] Do anything she can to have sex with me
[03:02.19] She really don' t bring out the best in me
[03:04.83] But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
[03:07.74] She' s like another freak named nicole
[03:10.59] So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
[03:13.38] I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
[03:16.14] I ed her so good she told her friend named angie.
[03:19.02] Angie called me up about two weeks later
[03:21.69] Talking some shit about do me player
[03:24.09] So i did her just like tamara,
[03:26.43] Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
[03:29.73] Next they told a girl named rocquelle
[03:32.37] Got my skin all under her fingernails
[03:35.19] She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit
[03:37.92] That was way back now i can' t find the shit
[03:40.56] But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again
[03:43.44] Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp.
[03:46.29] I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin
[03:49.20] I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin
[03:51.75] You can bet your life as i spit these raps
[03:54.54] I' ll be ing em' up like that... shit.
[03:57.81] I know another trick her name was shery,
[04:00.06] I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
[04:02.61] Bitch so good and i do mean very...
[04:05.58] Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy.
[04:08.49] I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice
[04:11.07] You ever make me mad and i' ll your wife
[04:13.65] Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
[04:16.74] I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your
[04:19.08] Like my other little tramp named erika
[04:22.05] Anywhere i want to that' s where i
[04:24.60] Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america
[04:27.66] Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
[04:30.51] Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
[04:33.36] These are the tales that i tell so well
[04:35.67] You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell
[04:38.37] Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!!
[00:00.00] zuò cí : Shorty B T. Shaw
[00:01.00] zuò qǔ : Shorty B T. Shaw
[00:17.49] Head,
[00:25.08] All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
[00:27.63] You' re just a big freak, you better not complain,
[00:30.51] When you hear these tails and you hear your name.
[00:33.21] If you a fake mother er, ain' t no thing
[00:36.21] I' ll pick up the phone and call janine.
[00:38.79] If i call marie, i know for a fact
[00:41.49] I' m gettin ed in my drop top Cadillac
[00:44.52] I met this freak named naomi
[00:47.25] Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies.
[00:49.92] She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
[00:52.80] I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
[00:55.32] She was fine as , but can' t with tina
[00:58.44] Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
[01:00.90] I took her to my house and told her strip
[01:03.90] Baby got freakystarted doing the splits.
[01:06.27] I said, "!!! do what you want
[01:09.15] Cause this true blue mack won' t even front".
[01:12.09] I ed her with my finger, she tried to cum
[01:15.00] Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none
[01:17.46] I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk
[01:20.40] I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
[01:22.74] My dick is big and her pussy had a little one,
[01:25.53] I didn' t her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
[01:28.35] I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
[01:31.20] It' s the california lifestyle that i live.
[01:36.93] My name is short, my game is long
[01:37.83] I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[01:39.69] I know this girl named annette
[01:42.57] Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick
[01:44.91] Hella freaky... won' t say no for dick
[01:47.64] You and her all alone, pussy that' s your dick.
[01:50.73] I know another freak her name' s joanne
[01:53.46] I always get the shit cuz i know i can
[01:56.34] Finest around, ain' t got no man
[01:58.74] Everytime she cross my mind i go her again.
[02:01.56] She' s like another bitch named christine
[02:04.17] Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
[02:06.99] Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
[02:09.96] I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
[02:13.35] You know i did all that shit
[02:15.09] She got my number, if she beep me, I' m gonna call that bitch,
[02:17.91] And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
[02:20.37] If she starts screamin', I' m gonna the bitch harder.
[02:23.49] Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
[02:26.64] These are the tales i tell so well
[02:28.92] You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell
[02:31.68] Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' bitchtails.
[02:33.75] I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
[02:37.65] ing m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty,
[02:40.26] See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
[02:42.66] She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit
[02:46.74] You can' t stop the shit
[02:48.24] Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit
[02:51.18] My name is short my game is long
[02:54.00] I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[02:57.18] I know another girl named stephanie
[02:59.52] Do anything she can to have sex with me
[03:02.19] She really don' t bring out the best in me
[03:04.83] But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
[03:07.74] She' s like another freak named nicole
[03:10.59] So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
[03:13.38] I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
[03:16.14] I ed her so good she told her friend named angie.
[03:19.02] Angie called me up about two weeks later
[03:21.69] Talking some shit about do me player
[03:24.09] So i did her just like tamara,
[03:26.43] Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
[03:29.73] Next they told a girl named rocquelle
[03:32.37] Got my skin all under her fingernails
[03:35.19] She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit
[03:37.92] That was way back now i can' t find the shit
[03:40.56] But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again
[03:43.44] Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp.
[03:46.29] I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin
[03:49.20] I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin
[03:51.75] You can bet your life as i spit these raps
[03:54.54] I' ll be ing em' up like that... shit.
[03:57.81] I know another trick her name was shery,
[04:00.06] I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
[04:02.61] Bitch so good and i do mean very...
[04:05.58] Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy.
[04:08.49] I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice
[04:11.07] You ever make me mad and i' ll your wife
[04:13.65] Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
[04:16.74] I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your
[04:19.08] Like my other little tramp named erika
[04:22.05] Anywhere i want to that' s where i
[04:24.60] Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america
[04:27.66] Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
[04:30.51] Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
[04:33.36] These are the tales that i tell so well
[04:35.67] You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell
[04:38.37] Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!!
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