[00:00.00] 作词 : Shorty B/T. Shaw
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Shorty B/T. Shaw
[00:17.49]H-e-a-d,
[00:25.08]All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
[00:27.63]You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
[00:30.51]When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name.
[00:33.21]If you a fake mother****er, ain't no thing
[00:36.21]I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
[00:38.79]If i call marie, i know for a fact
[00:41.49]I'm gettin ****ed in my drop top Cadillac
[00:44.52]I met this freak named naomi
[00:47.25]Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies.
[00:49.92]She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
[00:52.80]I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
[00:55.32]She was fine as ****, but can't **** with tina
[00:58.44]Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
[01:00.90]I took her to my house and told her strip
[01:03.90]Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
[01:06.27]I said, "****!!! do what you want
[01:09.15]Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
[01:12.09]I ****ed her with my finger, she tried to cum
[01:15.00]Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
[01:17.46]I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
[01:20.40]I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
[01:22.74]My dick is big and her pussy had a little one,
[01:25.53]I didn't **** her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
[01:28.35]I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
[01:31.20]It's the california lifestyle that i live.
[01:36.93]My name is short, my game is long
[01:37.83]I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[01:39.69]I know this girl named annette
[01:42.57]Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
[01:44.91]Hella freaky...won't say no for dick
[01:47.64]You and her all alone, pussy that's your dick.
[01:50.73]I know another freak her name's joanne
[01:53.46]I always get the shit cuz i know i can
[01:56.34]Finest **** around, ain't got no man
[01:58.74]Everytime she cross my mind i go **** her again.
[02:01.56]She's like another bitch named christine
[02:04.17]Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
[02:06.99]Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
[02:09.96]I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
[02:13.35]You know i did all that shit
[02:15.09]She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
[02:17.91]And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
[02:20.37]If she starts screamin', I'm gonna **** the bitch harder.
[02:23.49]Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
[02:26.64]These are the tales i tell so well
[02:28.92]You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
[02:31.68]Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' bitchtails.
[02:33.75]I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
[02:37.65]****ing m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
[02:40.26]See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
[02:42.66]She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit
[02:46.74]You can't stop the shit
[02:48.24]Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit
[02:51.18]My name is short my game is long
[02:54.00]I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
[02:57.18]I know another girl named stephanie
[02:59.52]Do anything she can to have sex with me
[03:02.19]She really don't bring out the best in me
[03:04.83]But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
[03:07.74]She's like another freak named nicole
[03:10.59]So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
[03:13.38]I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
[03:16.14]I ****ed her so good she told her friend named angie.
[03:19.02]Angie called me up about two weeks later
[03:21.69]Talking some shit about do me player
[03:24.09]So i did her just like tamara,
[03:26.43]Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
[03:29.73]Next they told a girl named rocquelle
[03:32.37]Got my skin all under her fingernails
[03:35.19]She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit
[03:37.92]That was way back now i can't find the shit
[03:40.56]But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
[03:43.44]Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp.
[03:46.29]I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
[03:49.20]I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
[03:51.75]You can bet your life as i spit these raps
[03:54.54]I'll be ****ing em' up like that...shit.
[03:57.81]I know another trick her name was shery,
[04:00.06]I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
[04:02.61]Bitch so good and i do mean very...
[04:05.58]Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
[04:08.49]I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
[04:11.07]You ever make me mad and i'll **** your wife
[04:13.65]Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
[04:16.74]I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your *******
[04:19.08]Like my other little tramp named erika
[04:22.05]Anywhere i want to **** that's where i ****
[04:24.60]Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america
[04:27.66]Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
[04:30.51]Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
[04:33.36]These are the tales that i tell so well
[04:35.67]You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
[04:38.37]Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!!