作词 : Shorty B/T. Shaw 作曲 : Shorty B/T. Shaw H-e-a-d, All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p You're just a big freak, you better not complain, When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name. If you a fake mother****er, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call janine. If i call marie, i know for a fact I'm gettin ****ed in my drop top Cadillac I met this freak named naomi Straight dicksucker worked me and my homies. She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. She was fine as ****, but can't **** with tina Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. I took her to my house and told her strip Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. I said, "****!!! do what you want Cause this true blue mack won't even front". I ****ed her with my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk My dick is big and her pussy had a little one, I didn't **** her freaky ass, but it was still fun. I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. It's the california lifestyle that i live. My name is short, my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs. I know this girl named annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick Hella freaky...won't say no for dick You and her all alone, pussy that's your dick. I know another freak her name's joanne I always get the shit cuz i know i can Finest **** around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind i go **** her again. She's like another bitch named christine Dumb bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You know i did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch, And go dig in them guts like a gardener, If she starts screamin', I'm gonna **** the bitch harder. Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales i tell so well You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' bitchtails. I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, ****ing m.c.'s cause she's so nasty, See her backstage trying to throw that ass, She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that shit You can't stop the shit Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the shit My name is short my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs. I know another girl named stephanie Do anything she can to have sex with me She really don't bring out the best in me But i love her fine ass laying next to me. She's like another freak named nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the panties I ****ed her so good she told her friend named angie. Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some shit about do me player So i did her just like tamara, Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. Next they told a girl named rocquelle Got my skin all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit That was way back now i can't find the shit But if i do, i'll probably do the same again Break the shit for everything cuz i came to pimp. I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin You can bet your life as i spit these raps I'll be ****ing em' up like that...shit. I know another trick her name was shery, I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married Bitch so good and i do mean very... Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy. I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and i'll **** your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your ******* Like my other little tramp named erika Anywhere i want to **** that's where i **** Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that i tell so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling bitchtales!!!!!!!!!