| [00:02.36] | Ready? 好了吗？ 好了 |
| [00:04.43] | Hi,it's Rachel and Phoebe's. Please... 嗨… 这是…瑞秋… 和…菲比的家 请… |
| [00:07.57] | -Leave.. -Leave. 在哔声后… 在哔声后… |
| [00:10.87] | But I just said "leave." 那个我说过了 |
| [00:12.47] | I know because you have all the good words. 我知道，因为你都分到好的字 |
| [00:15.71] | What do I get? I get "it's," "and." Oh,I'm sorry, I have "a." Forget it. 而我呢？“这是”、“和” 还有“留言”…我不要 |
| [00:20.98] | -That's silly. -All right. So let's switch. 菲比，别闹了 好，那我们交换 |
| [00:23.82] | No,I have all the good words. 不要，我都分到好的字 |
| [00:26.45] | Okay,fine,fine. We can switch. 好吧，我们交换 |
| [00:31.33] | - Hi... -everybody... 嗨… 大家好 |
| [00:32.89] | -It's... -Rachel... 这是… 瑞秋… |
| [00:34.10] | -and... -Phoebe's. 和… 菲比的家 |
| [00:35.43] | Wait. How did you do that? 请…慢着，你是怎么弄的？ |
| [00:37.67] | What? 什么？ |
| [00:39.97] | Oh,you're no ordinary roommate, are you? 你不是普通角色对吧？ |
| [00:43.47] | This is gonna be interesting. 这下有好戏可看了 |
| [00:46.31] | Can we finish this later? I'm going running before it gets dark. 菲比，待会再录好吗？ 我想在天黑前去慢跑 |
| [00:50.41] | -Why don't you come with me? -Really? 你也一起来嘛 真的？ |
| [00:52.91] | It'll be fun! We'll run in the park. It'll be our roommate-bonding thing. 对，一定很好玩，去公园跑步 当做室友间第一次联络感情 |
| [00:57.85] | Okay,let's go running! 好，我们去跑步 |
| [00:59.59] | -There's cute guys there. -Let's run towards them! 而且那里有帅哥 那就往他们跑过去 |
| [01:03.83] | Wait just one more second. 你等我一下 |
| [01:05.86] | Hi,it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks! 嗨，这是瑞秋和菲比的家 请在哔声后留言，谢谢 |
| [01:09.40] | Wait a minute. You took all the words! 等等，你都讲完了 |
| [01:11.90] | You've met your match, Rachel Greene! 你遇到对手了，瑞秋葛林 |
| [01:16.40] | The One Where Phoebe Runs 本集播出： “乔伊的烦恼” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:53.78] | I just finished this fascinating book. 我刚看完一本很棒的书 |
| [01:56.88] | By the year 2030, there'll be computers... 到了2030年，有些电脑 |
| [02:00.25] | that can carry out the same amount of functions as a human brain. 能执行跟人脑一样多的功能 |
| [02:05.55] | So,theoretically, you could download... 所以理论上你可以下载 |
| [02:07.82] | your thoughts and memories into this computer... 你的思想记忆到这种电脑上 |
| [02:11.56] | and live forever as a machine. 然后以机器的形态长生不死 |
| [02:19.90] | And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. 我刚发现我能睁着眼睛睡觉 |
| [02:27.81] | Honey,it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor. 把箱子钉在地上真是聪明 |
| [02:33.78] | -I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. -So you can move them! 我没把箱子钉在地上 所以你可以搬走罗 |
| [02:38.65] | And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you. 可以，我这就搬 罗斯有个很好听的电脑故事 |
| [02:45.13] | Hey,everybody! I'd like you to meet Janine. 大家好，这是吉宁 |
| [02:47.83] | She's gonna be my new roommate! 她是我的新室友 |
| [02:51.47] | 你好 |
| [02:54.17] | And she's gonna live with me! 她要来跟我住 |
| [02:58.04] | It's nice to meet you. Janine...? 很高兴认识你，吉宁… |
| [03:00.14] | Le Croix. 勒夸，吉宁勒夸 |
| [03:01.64] | I didn't know that. What a pretty last name. 我都不知道，好好听的姓 |
| [03:05.88] | So where are you from? 你是哪里人？ |
| [03:07.48] | Australia. I just moved here. 奥洲人，2星期前刚到 |
| [03:09.65] | From the land down under? 来自南半球？ |
| [03:11.32] | I didn't know that either! 这个我也不知道 |
| [03:14.69] | So what do you do? 你做哪一行？ |
| [03:16.49] | -I'm a dancer. -You're a dancer? 我是个舞者 你是个舞者？ |
| [03:19.63] | She's a dancer! 她是个舞者 |
| [03:23.73] | I think I'll go unpack. 我要去整理东西了 我帮你开门 |
| [03:34.28] | 乔伊 |
| [03:37.38] | Did you interview her before you asked her to move in? 你叫她搬来之前有先面试吗？ |
| [03:40.38] | Of course! 当然有 |
| [03:42.05] | What did you ask her? 你到底问了什么？ |
| [03:43.82] | When can you move in? “你什么时候可以搬来？” |
| [03:48.09] | Thank you for bringing her into our lives. 谢谢你把她带到我们身边 |
| [03:51.83] | Unbelievable. 难以置信 |
| [03:53.60] | Down,boy. 别太兴奋 |
| [03:54.90] | Oh,no,no,no. She's not my type. Not for me,she's not my type. She's too.. 她不是我喜欢的型，她太… |
| [03:58.63] | Beautiful,tall,sexy, showing her stomach? 美丽、高挑、性感、露肚脐？ |
| [04:01.97] | Look at all the boxes! 你看这堆箱子 |
| [04:05.61] | I cannot wait to ask her out. 我好想赶快约她 |
| [04:08.11] | Wait a minute. You can't. She's your roommate. 乔伊，你不能约她 她是你的室友 |
| [04:11.65] | It'll be too complicated. 那样会太复杂 |
| [04:13.28] | Yeah,don't do it. 没错，千万不要 |
| [04:14.98] | I mean,if you date her, then I can't date her. 你约了她，我就不能约她了 |
| [04:19.35] | What if you started going out with her and it didn't work out? 要是你跟她交往又分手呢？ |
| [04:22.79] | That's when I make my move. 那就该我行动了 |
| [04:25.49] | Remember when you broke up with Donna... 你之前跟一个唐娜交往 后来分手 |
| [04:28.50] | how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket? 记得你们在超市巧遇的尴尬吗 |
| [04:32.10] | Oh,God,yeah. 没错 |
| [04:33.74] | Now imagine you live at the supermarket. 想像你住在超市里 |
| [04:36.57] | Okay! 好啊 |
| [04:38.94] | 不是 |
| [04:40.94] | You're right! I don't want that. I can't date her. 你说得对，那样很不好 我不能约她 |
| [04:44.48] | You'd better watch the flirting too, because it could be trouble. 最好也别跟她调情 住得这么近可能会出事 |
| [04:48.82] | Well,that's gonna be tough, Mon. 太难了 |
| [04:50.85] | It's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. 毕竟美女当前 我很难不打情骂俏 |
| [04:55.26] | You're around me all the time, and you don't flirt. 我老是在你面前，你也没怎样 |
| [04:59.16] | A little sad about that, sweetie? 有点难过是吧？ |
| [05:07.14] | I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I'll catch up. 我要绑鞋带，你先跑，我就来 好 |
| [05:15.04] | Come on, that's not running! Let's go! 拜托，那哪叫跑步，快点 |
| [05:24.15] | I'm telling you,when she runs... 我是说真的，她跑步的时候 |
| [05:26.55] | she looks like Kermit the Frog... 就像大嘴蛙... |
| [05:28.89] | and the Six Million Dollar Man. 和生化机器人合体 |
| [05:32.19] | Monica had such a crush on him. 摩妮卡以前好喜欢他 |
| [05:35.90] | She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed. 她睡觉之前都会亲他的海报 |
| [05:40.67] | I used to do that too! 我也会 |
| [05:42.04] | Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"? 你有他的专辑 “全身绿色的烦恼” 吗？ |
| [05:47.24] | Oh,Mon. 摩妮卡… |
| [05:51.35] | So Phoebe runs weird, huh? 所以菲比的姿势很怪？ |
| [05:53.72] | Yeah. And I know she'll want to run again. 对，而且她还会想再去跑 |
| [05:56.62] | I don't know how to get out of it. I mean,I live with her. 我躲不掉，我跟她住在一起 |
| [05:59.85] | Why don't you be straight with her? Tell her the truth. 你就实话实说嘛 |
| [06:03.09] | You're right. I should just tell her the truth. 你说得对，我应该跟她直说 |
| [06:07.80] | Phoebe, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again,ever! 菲比，摩妮卡把我绊倒 我再也不能跑步了 |
| [06:13.63] | But we were having so much fun. All those cute guys were checking us out. 但是我们跑得好开心 那些帅哥都在看我们 |
| [06:17.54] | I know. They were definitely staring. 就是啊，他们都瞪着我们看 |
| [06:21.98] | Why? Why would you do that? 你为什么要绊倒她？ |
| [06:24.65] | I don't know. 我不知道 |
| [06:27.25] | Rachel,I'm sorry I hurt your ankles. 瑞秋，抱歉害你两个脚踝受伤 |
| [06:29.85] | -Ankle. -We'll see. 只有一个 等着瞧 |
| [06:36.82] | Okay. I am officially unpacked. 好，东西都拿出来了 |
| [06:39.33] | Thanks for helping me,man. 多谢帮忙 |
| [06:41.90] | Joe? 乔伊？ |
| [06:49.50] | Well,I guess Joey went home. 看来他回家了 |
| [06:52.74] | And look,there is still one box I have to unpack. 看，还有一个箱子没拆 |
| [06:59.91] | I got you! 你被骗了 |
| [07:02.92] | Oh,my God, you almost gave me a heart attack. 天哪，我差点被吓出心脏病 |
| [07:06.95] | It was so hard not to laugh. 我憋笑憋得好辛苦 |
| [07:10.29] | Hey, the place looks great. 很像回事嘛 |
| [07:12.63] | Not bad,right? 不赖吧？ |
| [07:13.96] | Monica's working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. 摩妮卡今天要加班 我要把这里打扫得一尘不染 |
| [07:18.43] | You know what else I'll do? 还有还有 |
| [07:19.97] | I'm gonna go downstairs and get her some flowers. 我还要下楼去买花送她 |
| [07:23.10] | Who wouldn't want to live with me? 谁会不想跟我住？ |
| [07:25.37] | I don't. 我不想 |
| [07:27.24] | No,I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer! 我想跟性感的奥洲舞者住 |
| [07:31.21] | How's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing? 情况如何？你能不打情骂俏吗 |
| [07:34.32] | So far. But it's tough. 目前还可以，但是好累 |
| [07:36.45] | I've got this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. 我的调情能量一直累积 无处发泄 |
| [07:44.36] | How you doing? 你好吗？ |
| [07:47.46] | Get out! 滚啦 |
| [07:54.27] | Oh,man! 天哪 |
| [07:57.37] | Sorry. There's just more room out here. 抱歉，客厅比较宽 |
| [07:59.91] | No,you just reminded me that I have to do my stretches too. 不是，我只是想到 我也该拉拉筋了 |
| [08:11.35] | Why don't you try to be...? 你应该… |
| [08:14.19] | -What's wrong? -Nothing. 怎么了？ 没事 |
| [08:15.86] | I didn't want you to touch me... 你不要碰我 |
| [08:17.86] | because I'm all sweaty from the workout. 我拉筋拉得全身是汗 |
| [08:21.43] | I'm gonna hit the shower. 我去洗个澡 |
| [08:25.97] | Oh,my God! 我的天哪 |
| [08:27.77] | Sorry about that stuff hanging in there. 抱歉在浴室晾衣服 |
| [08:29.94] | It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. 我的丁字裤很娇贵，不能烘干 |
| [08:45.95] | Oh,yeah,it's me. 没错，是我 |
| [08:47.72] | I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. 我看到你抄了慢跑鞋溜出来 |
| [08:51.13] | You lied so you could run by yourself. 你骗我好自己跑步 |
| [08:53.56] | No,Phoebe,no. I was.... 不是，我没有 我是… |
| [08:55.80] | I was actually just checking... 我只是跑跑看… |
| [08:57.67] | to see... |
| [08:59.00] | if I could run. And I can! 看我能不能跑，结果可以 |
| [09:01.00] | Please,I'm not an idiot. 拜托，我又不是白痴 |
| [09:02.74] | No,wait. Phoebe? 等等，菲比 |
| [09:16.68] | Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike. 同居真的会让人越来越像 |
| [09:21.32] | I am working right now. So say what you have to say and leave me alone! 我在忙，有话快说，有屁快放 |
| [09:25.66] | Sound alike too. 口气也很像 |
| [09:29.00] | So,Mondler.... 摩德… |
| [09:33.70] | What are you doing? 你在干什么？ |
| [09:36.67] | What does it look like? I am cleaning. 你说呢？我在打扫 |
| [09:39.07] | Did you get Monica's authorization to move all her stuff? 你动她的东西有经过她同意吗 |
| [09:42.71] | I don't need that. I'll put everything back. 没必要，我会把东西都放回去 |
| [09:45.41] | Put it back exactly where you found it? 完全恢复原状吗？ |
| [09:47.88] | Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it. 当然是完全恢复原状 |
| [09:51.42] | First of all, that attitude is not helping. 这种态度对你没有帮助 |
| [09:54.22] | She won't care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place. 她才不会在乎有没有恢复原状 |
| [09:57.69] | Hello? Did you just meet Monica? 你是刚认识摩妮卡吗？ |
| [10:02.26] | She'll recognize that I did a nice thing... 她会认同我的体帖... |
| [10:05.50] | and appreciate it. 并感到窝心 |
| [10:07.87] | Actually,this will work out well. 其实这样也蛮好的 |
| [10:10.07] | Because when you move back with Joey... 等你必须搬回去跟乔伊住 |
| [10:12.24] | Joey's hot new roommate can come live with me. 乔伊的新室友就可以来跟我住 |
| [10:15.84] | Oh,I see. You're trying to freak me out. 我懂了，你想吓我 |
| [10:18.58] | Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right? 钱德，摩妮卡对这种事有怪癖 |
| [10:23.45] | Believe me,I lived with her for 16 years. She's going to freak out. 相信我，我跟她住了16年 她会捉狂 |
| [10:28.36] | Oh,my God. She's going to sit on you. 天哪，她会压在你身上 |
| [10:32.09] | That probably won't hurt as much anymore. 不过她现在瘦了 |
| [10:34.86] | No,she is not. I'll prove it to you. 她才不会，我证明给你看 |
| [10:37.30] | I'll call her right now. 我现在就打给她 |
| [10:40.33] | Phone's done. 电话擦好了 |
| [10:45.04] | -Hey,Mon. How's it going? -Terrible. 摩妮卡，你好吗？ 烂透了 |
| [10:47.21] | If I want something done right, I have to do it myself. 什么事都得我自己来 |
| [10:49.68] | Other people just wreck stuff. 其他人只会搞砸 |
| [10:53.21] | I think I might kill someone tonight. 我今晚可能会杀人 |
| [10:57.75] | Come on, it can't be that bad. 别这样，没那么糟吧 |
| [11:00.32] | The only thing getting me through... 是非常糟，想到快见到你了 |
| [11:02.22] | is knowing I'll see you soon. 我才撑得下去 |
| [11:04.36] | I might even try to get out of here early. 我搞不好会设法早退 不要… |
| [11:07.90] | It sounds like they need you there. 餐厅似乎很需要你 |
| [11:09.93] | -You're just hanging out with Ross? -It's all good! Okay,bye! 你跟罗斯在一起吗？ 一切都很好，再见 |
| [11:15.37] | She's gonna kill me. 她会宰了我 |
| [11:17.37] | The phone was facing the other way. 电话放反了 |
| [11:20.57] | And that goes back up there. 相框应该摆在上面 |
| [11:24.45] | This is good. This is under control. We should start with the big stuff. 好，一切都在掌握中 我们从大型傢俱复原起 |
| [11:28.62] | That'll be the easiest. Let's start with the couch. 那样比较简单 先搬沙发 |
| [11:33.65] | I got it. 我没问题 |
| [11:38.66] | That doesn't look right. 位置好像不对 |
| [11:40.80] | What are you talking about? The couch is in line with the carpet. 什么意思？ 沙发刚好跟毯子对齐 |
| [11:44.13] | Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on.... 我可以走到这边 轻松的把脚翘在… |
| [11:49.74] | Okay, here's what we do. 好 |
| [11:51.64] | We move the couch closer to the coffee table. 那就把沙发往咖啡桌那边推 |
| [11:54.24] | But then the back of the couch won't line up with the carpet. 那沙发的背后 就不会跟毯子边缘对齐了 |
| [11:57.51] | Well,we'll just move the coffee table... 那就把咖啡桌... |
| [12:00.75] | closer to the couch. 往沙发那边推 |
| [12:02.05] | But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area. 那咖啡桌就不在座位区正中央了 |
| [12:08.06] | But the coffee table doesn't match the table! 那咖啡桌就…罗斯 |
| [12:14.70] | Look, what am I gonna do? 我该怎么办？ |
| [12:16.63] | I'm not flirting, but I'm drawing her to me like a moth to a flame! 我不调情，却还是吸引着她 就像火吸引着飞蛾 |
| [12:26.47] | What the hell's going on over here? 这里是怎么了？ |
| [12:30.58] | Monica's gonna kill you! 摩妮卡会宰了你 |
| [12:33.61] | I need your help. 我需要你们的帮忙 |
| [12:35.02] | I have to do something to repel this woman. 我得想办法把这个女人吓跑 |
| [12:38.85] | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 等等 |
| [12:40.96] | You guys repel women all the time! 你们最会把女人吓跑了 |
| [12:44.36] | Hey, I've been married three times. 我可是结过三次婚 |
| [12:53.03] | No, I've seen it happen. 不，我亲眼见识过 |
| [12:54.37] | You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it. 你们跟女人交往得好好的 最后却总是能搞砸 |
| [12:58.84] | Time after time after time after time. 一次一次又一次 |
| [13:02.31] | What's your secret? 你们的秘诀是什么？ |
| [13:05.15] | We do not repel women,okay? 我们并不会把女人吓跑 |
| [13:07.58] | That is completely untrue. 完全没有这回事 |
| [13:09.52] | Oh, yes, we do, my man. 我们确实会 |
| [13:12.79] | Remember when we went to a dance... 记不记得大学参加春季舞会 |
| [13:15.36] | and you walked up to that girl you liked and talked... 你走向看对眼的女生 |
| [13:18.66] | about the lrish potato famine? 却大谈爱尔兰马铃薯饥荒？ |
| [13:22.03] | What about you? You weren't so hot either. 那你呢？你当年也没那么酷 |
| [13:25.27] | After everything he said, he'd go.. 他每次说完话都会... |
| [13:30.27] | Monica doesn't like that either. I should stop doing that. 摩妮卡也不喜欢 也许我应该改掉 |
| [13:34.34] | Girls don't like it when I start talking about science. 对了，女生不喜欢我聊科学 |
| [13:37.65] | That's not specific to girls. 不只是女生 |
| [13:41.28] | This is great. What else? 太好了，还有呢？ |
| [13:43.95] | They don't like you correcting their grammar. 她们不喜欢你纠正她们的文法 |
| [13:45.99] | And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. 她们不喜欢你解释 你的笑话哪里好笑 |
| [13:50.86] | They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you. 她们不喜欢你一直问她们 喜不喜欢你 |
| [13:55.56] | -Man,I am so lucky I have Monica. -I'm never gonna find love again. 天哪，幸好我有摩妮卡 我再也别想谈恋爱了 |
| [14:04.74] | -Can I talk to you for a second? -Sure. 菲比，可以跟你谈一谈吗？ 好啊 |
| [14:13.08] | Phoebe,I just wanted to say I'm sorry,okay? 菲比，我只是想跟你道歉 |
| [14:16.55] | I handled the situation horribly. 我处理得很差 |
| [14:18.99] | And I should not have lied to you. 而且我不该骗你 |
| [14:22.26] | So what should you have done? 那你应该怎样？ |
| [14:24.59] | I should have told you the truth. 我应该跟你说实话 |
| [14:27.73] | Which is? 而实话是… |
| [14:29.76] | Well,the reason I didn't want to go running with you is... 我之所以不想跟你跑步 |
| [14:35.24] | because... 是因为… |
| [14:36.60] | the way that you run is just a little.... 你跑步的姿势有点… |
| [14:42.51] | -So? -It's embarrassing. 所以呢？ 很尴尬 |
| [14:44.21] | People were looking at us like we were crazy. 别人都当我们是疯子 |
| [14:46.61] | -Why do you care? -Because they're people! 你干嘛在意？ 因为他们是人 |
| [14:50.08] | People you don't know and will never see again. 你不认识也不会再见到的人 |
| [14:52.95] | Yes,but still they are people... 但他们依旧是人 |
| [14:55.36] | with eyes. 有眼睛 |
| [14:58.13] | I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss.... 我就不怕跟喘气小姐跑步 |
| [15:04.43] | But okay. 但是好吧 |
| [15:05.97] | I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. 难怪你会觉得 跟我跑步很尴尬 |
| [15:10.40] | Okay. You're uptight. 你很紧张 |
| [15:12.27] | What? I am not uptight. 我哪有紧张 |
| [15:16.91] | I am not uptight,man. 我才不紧张，老兄 |
| [15:22.78] | That's okay. I'm not judging you. That's just who you are. 没关系，我不是在批评你 你就是这样 |
| [15:26.49] | I'm more free,you know. I run like I did when I was a kid... 我就比较自由 我从小就这样跑 |
| [15:30.06] | because that's the only way it's fun, you know? 因为这样才好玩 |
| [15:33.06] | Didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off... 你从来没有往前冲到 腿好像快断了吗？ |
| [15:36.66] | Like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan? 例如要跑去玩荡秋千 或是在躲魔鬼时？ |
| [15:45.27] | The neighbor's dog. 邻居的狗 |
| [15:51.31] | Is this in the right place? 这盏灯没摆错吧？ |
| [15:53.01] | Who cares? I repel women. 管他的，我会把女人吓跑 |
| [15:58.75] | You can't come in here! 不行！你不能进来 |
| [16:00.32] | Ross is naked! 罗斯光着身体 |
| [16:04.79] | 什么？ |
| [16:07.53] | I couldn't say I was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked. 我不能说我光着身体 她可以看我光着身体 |
| [16:11.10] | Why does anyone have to be naked? 为什么一定要有人光着身体？ |
| [16:15.80] | Why is Ross naked? 罗斯为什么光着身体？ |
| [16:20.27] | I had to show Chandler something. 我要给钱德看一个东西 |
| [16:27.01] | Naked? 光着身体看？ |
| [16:30.85] | I guess I have... 对，我好像有... |
| [16:33.39] | a "guy" problem. 男人病 |
| [16:36.96] | Is it the same thing Chandler had? 跟钱德的一样吗？ |
| [16:43.16] | We'll get everything squared away, and you can come back later! 待会再回来 我们搞定了你再回来 |
| [16:47.40] | There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom. 好，浴室洗手台底下 还有钱德的药 |
| [16:53.07] | -Bye. -Bye! 再见 |
| [17:00.55] | Thank God. 谢天谢地 |
| [17:05.49] | Dude, what'd you have? 你有什么病？ |
| [17:08.92] | We have no time, okay? We must focus. 没时间了，我们必须专心 |
| [17:11.89] | We've got to get everything back into its original place. 我们得把一切恢复原状 |
| [17:14.86] | The photo album! 相簿 |
| [17:16.10] | There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. 相簿里有一大堆这里的照片 |
| [17:20.23] | We just match everything to the pictures! 我们可以拿照片来对 |
| [17:23.00] | That's perfect! That's brilliant! 太好了，好主意 |
| [17:28.24] | What'd you have? 说真的，你有什么病？ |
| [17:32.71] | I've got some beer for you. 乔伊，我帮你买了啤酒 |
| [17:36.12] | Don't you mean "for whom"? 是“帮谁”吧 |
| [17:41.19] | Sure. 好 |
| [17:43.36] | I was gonna order some pizza. You wanna share one? 我正想叫披萨，你要一起吃吗 |
| [17:46.43] | Pizza? It's not like I never had that before. 披萨，我又不是没吃过 |
| [17:53.03] | Is something wrong? 有什么问题吗？ |
| [17:54.50] | Yeah. I'm depressed about that Irish potato famine. 爱尔兰马铃薯饥荒令我很沮丧 |
| [17:59.91] | No,I mean with me. Because you seem to be acting really weird around me. 我是指对我 你对我的态度总是怪怪的 |
| [18:05.75] | All right,all right. 好吧 |
| [18:07.75] | Let's just get this out in the open, okay? 我就明说了 |
| [18:10.85] | You're hot. 你很火辣 |
| [18:13.39] | I'm lovable. 我很俊俏 |
| [18:15.52] | Clearly,there's a vibe going on between us. 我们两个显然很有感觉 |
| [18:19.43] | But we're roommates... 但我们是室友 |
| [18:20.79] | and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. 我们不能走上这条路 |
| [18:25.77] | Imagine living in a supermarket... 想像你住在超市里 |
| [18:28.47] | and you'll understand. 这样你就懂了 |
| [18:32.11] | Okay? So the question is, what do we do? 所以我们该怎么办？ |
| [18:36.04] | There isn't anything to do. 不怎么办 |
| [18:37.91] | I think you're really sweet. 我觉得你人很好 |
| [18:40.61] | But I'm not interested in you like that. 但是我对你没兴趣 |
| [18:50.26] | No,I mean.... 不是… |
| [18:52.29] | You're a nice guy, and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend. 你人真的很好 我很高兴能当你的室友和朋友 |
| [18:57.43] | I'm just,you know,I just... 只是...只是... |
| [18:59.67] | don't feel that way about you. 我对你没有那种感觉 |
| [19:05.11] | I see what happened. 我知道了 |
| [19:08.18] | It's because I was trying to repel you. 因为我一直想把你吓跑 |
| [19:11.11] | Right? Believe me,you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on. 相信我，等我一放电 情况就不同了 |
| [19:17.15] | -I don't think so. -Oh,I do. 应该不会 绝对会 |
| [19:22.52] | How you doing? 你好吗？ |
| [19:26.46] | I'm okay. 我很好 |
| [19:28.70] | What? 什么？ |
| [19:31.13] | What? 怎样？ |
| [19:33.13] | Oh,dear God! 我的天哪 |
| [19:56.66] | I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels great! 对不起，你说得对，感觉好爽 |
| [19:59.49] | And you don't care if people stare. It's only a second. Then you're gone! 对吧？你不会在意别人的目光 才几秒钟你就跑不见了 |
| [20:04.46] | It's amazing! I feel so free and so graceful! 没错，感觉真的好棒 我觉得好自由好优雅 |
| [20:13.31] | Watch out for the horse. 小心那匹马… |
| [20:21.52] | Can I come in now? 我可以进去了吗？ |
| [20:31.99] | -Why is everything different? -Bye. 为什么东西都变了？ 再见 |
| [20:37.43] | I don't see anything different... 没有变啊 |
| [20:39.07] | other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it. 只不过你一进来 房里变得更亮了 |
| [20:44.34] | The end table is wrong, the couch looks bizarre... 小茶几位置不对 沙发怪怪的 |
| [20:47.44] | and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets. 更别提冰箱上的磁铁 |
| [20:51.61] | Okay,don't be mad, okay? 你别生气 |
| [20:54.58] | After I unpacked the boxes,I wanted to do something nice for you... 我整理完东西 想做点让你高兴的事 |
| [20:58.89] | so I cleaned the apartment. 所以我就大扫除 |
| [21:02.02] | So I moved everything around, and then I forgot... 我把东西乱搬 却忘了... |
| [21:05.86] | where it went back. I'm sorry,I'm very sorry,I'm sorry. 该怎么复原 对不起 对不起 对不起 |
| [21:10.76] | That's okay. 没关系 钱德 |
| [21:13.10] | Are you afraid of me or something? 你在怕我吗？ |
| [21:16.10] | Do you want me to be afraid of you? 你要我怕你吗？ |
| [21:19.24] | Of course not. 当然不要 |
| [21:21.58] | My gosh, Chandler,what you did is a wonderful thing... 拜托，你做了这么棒的事 |
| [21:24.98] | and I really appreciate it. 我真的很开心 |
| [21:27.45] | I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place. 我知道我对东西的摆设有怪癖 |
| [21:30.72] | But I'd never expect you to worry about that. 但我万万没想到你会担心 |
| [21:33.82] | Really? 真的？ |
| [21:35.89] | Of course. 当然是真的 |
| [21:38.09] | Oh,you're the best. 你最好了 |
| [21:39.93] | You come here to me. 过来我抱抱 |
| [21:42.63] | Hold on, okay? First things first. 等等，先做该做的事 |
| [21:46.63] | Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked? 罗斯光着身体时坐过哪里？ |
| [21:53.97] | It said that by the year 2030... 书上说到了2030年 |
| [21:56.48] | there'll be computers carrying out the same number of functions... 有些电脑 能执行... |
| [21:59.88] | as an actual human brain. 跟人脑一样多的功能 |
| [22:02.22] | So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts... 所以理论上人可以下载你的思想... |
| [22:05.82] | and your memories into this computer.. 和记忆到这种电脑上 |
| [22:08.19] | And live forever as a machine. 然后以机器的形态长生不死 |
| [22:15.40] | Janine,do you know what we're doing right now? 你知道我们现在在做什么吗？ |
| [22:19.93] | You and I,we're interfacing. 我们在连结 |
| [22:24.00] | I gotta go. 我该走了 |
| [00:02.36] | Ready? hao le ma? hao le |
| [00:04.43] | Hi, it' s Rachel and Phoebe' s. Please... hai zhe shi rui qiu he fei bi de jia qing |
| [00:07.57] | Leave.. Leave. zai bi sheng hou zai bi sheng hou |
| [00:10.87] | But I just said " leave." na ge wo shuo guo le |
| [00:12.47] | I know because you have all the good words. wo zhi dao, yin wei ni dou fen dao hao de zi |
| [00:15.71] | What do I get? I get " it' s," " and." Oh, I' m sorry, I have " a." Forget it. er wo ne?" zhe shi"" he" hai you" liu yan" wo bu yao |
| [00:20.98] | That' s silly. All right. So let' s switch. fei bi, bie nao le hao, na wo men jiao huan |
| [00:23.82] | No, I have all the good words. bu yao, wo dou fen dao hao de zi |
| [00:26.45] | Okay, fine, fine. We can switch. hao ba, wo men jiao huan |
| [00:31.33] | Hi... everybody... hai da jia hao |
| [00:32.89] | It' s... Rachel... zhe shi rui qiu |
| [00:34.10] | and... Phoebe' s. he fei bi de jia |
| [00:35.43] | Wait. How did you do that? qing man zhe, ni shi zen me nong de? |
| [00:37.67] | What? shen me? |
| [00:39.97] | Oh, you' re no ordinary roommate, are you? ni bu shi pu tong jue se dui ba? |
| [00:43.47] | This is gonna be interesting. zhe xia you hao xi ke kan le |
| [00:46.31] | Can we finish this later? I' m going running before it gets dark. fei bi, dai hui zai lu hao ma? wo xiang zai tian hei qian qu man pao |
| [00:50.41] | Why don' t you come with me? Really? ni ye yi qi lai ma zhen de? |
| [00:52.91] | It' ll be fun! We' ll run in the park. It' ll be our roommatebonding thing. dui, yi ding hen hao wan, qu gong yuan pao bu dang zuo shi you jian di yi ci lian luo gan qing |
| [00:57.85] | Okay, let' s go running! hao, wo men qu pao bu |
| [00:59.59] | There' s cute guys there. Let' s run towards them! er qie na li you shuai ge na jiu wang ta men pao guo qu |
| [01:03.83] | Wait just one more second. ni deng wo yi xia |
| [01:05.86] | Hi, it' s Phoebe and Rachel' s. Please leave a message. Thanks! hai, zhe shi rui qiu he fei bi de jia qing zai bi sheng hou liu yan, xie xie |
| [01:09.40] | Wait a minute. You took all the words! deng deng, ni dou jiang wan le |
| [01:11.90] | You' ve met your match, Rachel Greene! ni yu dao dui shou le, rui qiu ge lin |
| [01:16.40] | The One Where Phoebe Runs ben ji bo chu: " qiao yi de fan nao" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:53.78] | I just finished this fascinating book. wo gang kan wan yi ben hen bang de shu |
| [01:56.88] | By the year 2030, there' ll be computers... dao le 2030 nian, you xie dian nao |
| [02:00.25] | that can carry out the same amount of functions as a human brain. neng zhi xing gen ren nao yi yang duo de gong neng |
| [02:05.55] | So, theoretically, you could download... suo yi li lun shang ni ke yi xia zai |
| [02:07.82] | your thoughts and memories into this computer... ni de si xiang ji yi dao zhe zhong dian nao shang |
| [02:11.56] | and live forever as a machine. ran hou yi ji qi de xing tai chang sheng bu si |
| [02:19.90] | And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. wo gang fa xian wo neng zheng zhuo yan jing shui jiao |
| [02:27.81] | Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor. ba xiang zi ding zai di shang zhen shi cong ming |
| [02:33.78] | I didn' t nail the boxes to the floor. So you can move them! wo mei ba xiang zi ding zai di shang suo yi ni ke yi ban zou luo |
| [02:38.65] | And while I' m doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you. ke yi, wo zhe jiu ban luo si you ge hen hao ting de dian nao gu shi |
| [02:45.13] | Hey, everybody! I' d like you to meet Janine. da jia hao, zhe shi ji ning |
| [02:47.83] | She' s gonna be my new roommate! ta shi wo de xin shi you |
| [02:51.47] | ni hao |
| [02:54.17] | And she' s gonna live with me! ta yao lai gen wo zhu |
| [02:58.04] | It' s nice to meet you. Janine...? hen gao xing ren shi ni, ji ning |
| [03:00.14] | Le Croix. lei kua, ji ning lei kua |
| [03:01.64] | I didn' t know that. What a pretty last name. wo dou bu zhi dao, hao hao ting de xing |
| [03:05.88] | So where are you from? ni shi na li ren? |
| [03:07.48] | Australia. I just moved here. ao zhou ren, 2 xing qi qian gang dao |
| [03:09.65] | From the land down under? lai zi nan ban qiu? |
| [03:11.32] | I didn' t know that either! zhe ge wo ye bu zhi dao |
| [03:14.69] | So what do you do? ni zuo na yi xing? |
| [03:16.49] | I' m a dancer. You' re a dancer? wo shi ge wu zhe ni shi ge wu zhe? |
| [03:19.63] | She' s a dancer! ta shi ge wu zhe |
| [03:23.73] | I think I' ll go unpack. wo yao qu zheng li dong xi le wo bang ni kai men |
| [03:34.28] | qiao yi |
| [03:37.38] | Did you interview her before you asked her to move in? ni jiao ta ban lai zhi qian you xian mian shi ma? |
| [03:40.38] | Of course! dang ran you |
| [03:42.05] | What did you ask her? ni dao di wen le shen me? |
| [03:43.82] | When can you move in? " ni shen me shi hou ke yi ban lai?" |
| [03:48.09] | Thank you for bringing her into our lives. xie xie ni ba ta dai dao wo men shen bian |
| [03:51.83] | Unbelievable. nan yi zhi xin |
| [03:53.60] | Down, boy. bie tai xing fen |
| [03:54.90] | Oh, no, no, no. She' s not my type. Not for me, she' s not my type. She' s too.. ta bu shi wo xi huan de xing, ta tai |
| [03:58.63] | Beautiful, tall, sexy, showing her stomach? mei li gao tiao xing gan lu du qi? |
| [04:01.97] | Look at all the boxes! ni kan zhe dui xiang zi |
| [04:05.61] | I cannot wait to ask her out. wo hao xiang gan kuai yue ta |
| [04:08.11] | Wait a minute. You can' t. She' s your roommate. qiao yi, ni bu neng yue ta ta shi ni de shi you |
| [04:11.65] | It' ll be too complicated. na yang hui tai fu za |
| [04:13.28] | Yeah, don' t do it. mei cuo, qian wan bu yao |
| [04:14.98] | I mean, if you date her, then I can' t date her. ni yue le ta, wo jiu bu neng yue ta le |
| [04:19.35] | What if you started going out with her and it didn' t work out? yao shi ni gen ta jiao wang you fen shou ne? |
| [04:22.79] | That' s when I make my move. na jiu gai wo xing dong le |
| [04:25.49] | Remember when you broke up with Donna... ni zhi qian gen yi ge tang na jiao wang hou lai fen shou |
| [04:28.50] | how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket? ji de ni men zai chao shi qiao yu de gan ga ma |
| [04:32.10] | Oh, God, yeah. mei cuo |
| [04:33.74] | Now imagine you live at the supermarket. xiang xiang ni zhu zai chao shi li |
| [04:36.57] | Okay! hao a |
| [04:38.94] | bu shi |
| [04:40.94] | You' re right! I don' t want that. I can' t date her. ni shuo de dui, na yang hen bu hao wo bu neng yue ta |
| [04:44.48] | You' d better watch the flirting too, because it could be trouble. zui hao ye bie gen ta tiao qing zhu de zhe me jin ke neng hui chu shi |
| [04:48.82] | Well, that' s gonna be tough, Mon. tai nan le |
| [04:50.85] | It' s hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. bi jing mei nv dang qian wo hen nan bu da qing ma qiao |
| [04:55.26] | You' re around me all the time, and you don' t flirt. wo lao shi zai ni mian qian, ni ye mei zen yang |
| [04:59.16] | A little sad about that, sweetie? you dian nan guo shi ba? |
| [05:07.14] | I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I' ll catch up. wo yao bang xie dai, ni xian pao, wo jiu lai hao |
| [05:15.04] | Come on, that' s not running! Let' s go! bai tuo, na na jiao pao bu, kuai dian |
| [05:24.15] | I' m telling you, when she runs... wo shi shuo zhen de, ta pao bu de shi hou |
| [05:26.55] | she looks like Kermit the Frog... jiu xiang da zui wa... |
| [05:28.89] | and the Six Million Dollar Man. he sheng hua ji qi ren he ti |
| [05:32.19] | Monica had such a crush on him. mo ni ka yi qian hao xi huan ta |
| [05:35.90] | She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed. ta shui jiao zhi qian dou hui qin ta de hai bao |
| [05:40.67] | I used to do that too! wo ye hui |
| [05:42.04] | Did you also have his album, " It' s Not Easy Being Green"? ni you ta de zhuan ji " quan shen lv se de fan nao" ma? |
| [05:47.24] | Oh, Mon. mo ni ka |
| [05:51.35] | So Phoebe runs weird, huh? suo yi fei bi de zi shi hen guai? |
| [05:53.72] | Yeah. And I know she' ll want to run again. dui, er qie ta hai hui xiang zai qu pao |
| [05:56.62] | I don' t know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her. wo duo bu diao, wo gen ta zhu zai yi qi |
| [05:59.85] | Why don' t you be straight with her? Tell her the truth. ni jiu shi hua shi shuo ma |
| [06:03.09] | You' re right. I should just tell her the truth. ni shuo de dui, wo ying gai gen ta zhi shuo |
| [06:07.80] | Phoebe, Monica tripped me. I don' t think I can ever run again, ever! fei bi, mo ni ka ba wo ban dao wo zai ye bu neng pao bu le |
| [06:13.63] | But we were having so much fun. All those cute guys were checking us out. dan shi wo men pao de hao kai xin nei xie shuai ge dou zai kan wo men |
| [06:17.54] | I know. They were definitely staring. jiu shi a, ta men dou deng zhe wo men kan |
| [06:21.98] | Why? Why would you do that? ni wei shi me yao ban dao ta? |
| [06:24.65] | I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao |
| [06:27.25] | Rachel, I' m sorry I hurt your ankles. rui qiu, bao qian hai ni liang ge jiao huai shou shang |
| [06:29.85] | Ankle. We' ll see. zhi you yi ge deng zhe qiao |
| [06:36.82] | Okay. I am officially unpacked. hao, dong xi dou na chu lai le |
| [06:39.33] | Thanks for helping me, man. duo xie bang mang |
| [06:41.90] | Joe? qiao yi? |
| [06:49.50] | Well, I guess Joey went home. kan lai ta hui jia le |
| [06:52.74] | And look, there is still one box I have to unpack. kan, hai you yi ge xiang zi mei chai |
| [06:59.91] | I got you! ni bei pian le |
| [07:02.92] | Oh, my God, you almost gave me a heart attack. tian na, wo cha dian bei xia chu xin zang bing |
| [07:06.95] | It was so hard not to laugh. wo bie xiao bie de hao xin ku |
| [07:10.29] | Hey, the place looks great. hen xiang hui shi ma |
| [07:12.63] | Not bad, right? bu lai ba? |
| [07:13.96] | Monica' s working late, so I' m gonna make this place spotless. mo ni ka jin tian yao jia ban wo yao ba zhe li da sao de yi chen bu ran |
| [07:18.43] | You know what else I' ll do? hai you hai you |
| [07:19.97] | I' m gonna go downstairs and get her some flowers. wo hai yao xia lou qu mai hua song ta |
| [07:23.10] | Who wouldn' t want to live with me? shui hui bu xiang gen wo zhu? |
| [07:25.37] | I don' t. wo bu xiang |
| [07:27.24] | No, I want to live with the superhot Australian dancer! wo xiang gen xing gan de ao zhou wu zhe zhu |
| [07:31.21] | How' s that going? Are you okay with the notflirting thing? qing kuang ru he? ni neng bu da qing ma qiao ma |
| [07:34.32] | So far. But it' s tough. mu qian hai ke yi, dan shi hao lei |
| [07:36.45] | I' ve got this builtup flirting energy, and I don' t know how to get rid of it. wo de tiao qing neng liang yi zhi lei ji wu chu fa xie |
| [07:44.36] | How you doing? ni hao ma? |
| [07:47.46] | Get out! gun la |
| [07:54.27] | Oh, man! tian na |
| [07:57.37] | Sorry. There' s just more room out here. bao qian, ke ting bi jiao kuan |
| [07:59.91] | No, you just reminded me that I have to do my stretches too. bu shi, wo zhi shi xiang dao wo ye gai la la jin le |
| [08:11.35] | Why don' t you try to be...? ni ying gai |
| [08:14.19] | What' s wrong? Nothing. zen me le? mei shi |
| [08:15.86] | I didn' t want you to touch me... ni bu yao peng wo |
| [08:17.86] | because I' m all sweaty from the workout. wo la jin la de quan shen shi han |
| [08:21.43] | I' m gonna hit the shower. wo qu xi ge zao |
| [08:25.97] | Oh, my God! wo de tian na |
| [08:27.77] | Sorry about that stuff hanging in there. bao qian zai yu shi liang yi fu |
| [08:29.94] | It' s just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. wo de ding zi ku hen jiao gui, bu neng hong gan |
| [08:45.95] | Oh, yeah, it' s me. mei cuo, shi wo |
| [08:47.72] | I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. wo kan dao ni chao le man pao xie liu chu lai |
| [08:51.13] | You lied so you could run by yourself. ni pian wo hao zi ji pao bu |
| [08:53.56] | No, Phoebe, no. I was.... bu shi, wo mei you wo shi |
| [08:55.80] | I was actually just checking... wo zhi shi pao pao kan |
| [08:57.67] | to see... |
| [08:59.00] | if I could run. And I can! kan wo neng bu neng pao, jie guo ke yi |
| [09:01.00] | Please, I' m not an idiot. bai tuo, wo you bu shi bai chi |
| [09:02.74] | No, wait. Phoebe? deng deng, fei bi |
| [09:16.68] | Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike. tong ju zhen de hui rang ren yue lai yue xiang |
| [09:21.32] | I am working right now. So say what you have to say and leave me alone! wo zai mang, you hua kuai shuo, you pi kuai fang |
| [09:25.66] | Sound alike too. kou qi ye hen xiang |
| [09:29.00] | So, Mondler.... mo de |
| [09:33.70] | What are you doing? ni zai gan shen me? |
| [09:36.67] | What does it look like? I am cleaning. ni shuo ne? wo zai da sao |
| [09:39.07] | Did you get Monica' s authorization to move all her stuff? ni dong ta de dong xi you jing guo ta tong yi ma |
| [09:42.71] | I don' t need that. I' ll put everything back. mei bi yao, wo hui ba dong xi dou fang hui qu |
| [09:45.41] | Put it back exactly where you found it? wan quan hui fu yuan zhuang ma? |
| [09:47.88] | Yes. I' m gonna put it back exactly where I found it. dang ran shi wan quan hui fu yuan zhuang |
| [09:51.42] | First of all, that attitude is not helping. zhe zhong tai du dui ni mei you bang zhu |
| [09:54.22] | She won' t care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place. ta cai bu hui zai hu you mei you hui fu yuan zhuang |
| [09:57.69] | Hello? Did you just meet Monica? ni shi gang ren shi mo ni ka ma? |
| [10:02.26] | She' ll recognize that I did a nice thing... ta hui ren tong wo de ti tie... |
| [10:05.50] | and appreciate it. bing gan dao wo xin |
| [10:07.87] | Actually, this will work out well. qi shi zhe yang ye man hao de |
| [10:10.07] | Because when you move back with Joey... deng ni bi xu ban hui qu gen qiao yi zhu |
| [10:12.24] | Joey' s hot new roommate can come live with me. qiao yi de xin shi you jiu ke yi lai gen wo zhu |
| [10:15.84] | Oh, I see. You' re trying to freak me out. wo dong le, ni xiang xia wo |
| [10:18.58] | Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right? qian de, mo ni ka dui zhe zhong shi you guai pi |
| [10:23.45] | Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She' s going to freak out. xiang xin wo, wo gen ta zhu le 16 nian ta hui zhuo kuang |
| [10:28.36] | Oh, my God. She' s going to sit on you. tian na, ta hui ya zai ni shen shang |
| [10:32.09] | That probably won' t hurt as much anymore. bu guo ta xian zai shou le |
| [10:34.86] | No, she is not. I' ll prove it to you. ta cai bu hui, wo zheng ming gei ni kan |
| [10:37.30] | I' ll call her right now. wo xian zai jiu da gei ta |
| [10:40.33] | Phone' s done. dian hua ca hao le |
| [10:45.04] | Hey, Mon. How' s it going? Terrible. mo ni ka, ni hao ma? lan tou le |
| [10:47.21] | If I want something done right, I have to do it myself. shen me shi dou de wo zi ji lai |
| [10:49.68] | Other people just wreck stuff. qi ta ren zhi hui gao za |
| [10:53.21] | I think I might kill someone tonight. wo jin wan ke neng hui sha ren |
| [10:57.75] | Come on, it can' t be that bad. bie zhe yang, mei na me zao ba |
| [11:00.32] | The only thing getting me through... shi fei chang zao, xiang dao kuai jian dao ni le |
| [11:02.22] | is knowing I' ll see you soon. wo cai cheng de xia qu |
| [11:04.36] | I might even try to get out of here early. wo gao bu hao hui she fa zao tui bu yao |
| [11:07.90] | It sounds like they need you there. can ting si hu hen xu yao ni |
| [11:09.93] | You' re just hanging out with Ross? It' s all good! Okay, bye! ni gen luo si zai yi qi ma? yi qie dou hen hao, zai jian |
| [11:15.37] | She' s gonna kill me. ta hui zai le wo |
| [11:17.37] | The phone was facing the other way. dian hua fang fan le |
| [11:20.57] | And that goes back up there. xiang kuang ying gai bai zai shang mian |
| [11:24.45] | This is good. This is under control. We should start with the big stuff. hao, yi qie dou zai zhang wo zhong wo men cong da xing jia ju fu yuan qi |
| [11:28.62] | That' ll be the easiest. Let' s start with the couch. na yang bi jiao jian dan xian ban sha fa |
| [11:33.65] | I got it. wo mei wen ti |
| [11:38.66] | That doesn' t look right. wei zhi hao xiang bu dui |
| [11:40.80] | What are you talking about? The couch is in line with the carpet. shen me yi si? sha fa gang hao gen tan zi dui qi |
| [11:44.13] | Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on.... wo ke yi zou dao zhe bian qing song de ba jiao qiao zai |
| [11:49.74] | Okay, here' s what we do. hao |
| [11:51.64] | We move the couch closer to the coffee table. na jiu ba sha fa wang ka fei zhuo na bian tui |
| [11:54.24] | But then the back of the couch won' t line up with the carpet. na sha fa de bei hou jiu bu hui gen tan zi bian yuan dui qi le |
| [11:57.51] | Well, we' ll just move the coffee table... na jiu ba ka fei zhuo... |
| [12:00.75] | closer to the couch. wang sha fa na bian tui |
| [12:02.05] | But then the coffee table won' t be centered in the seating area. na ka fei zhuo jiu bu zai zuo wei qu zheng zhong yang le |
| [12:08.06] | But the coffee table doesn' t match the table! na ka fei zhuo jiu luo si |
| [12:14.70] | Look, what am I gonna do? wo gai zen me ban? |
| [12:16.63] | I' m not flirting, but I' m drawing her to me like a moth to a flame! wo bu tiao qing, que hai shi xi yin zhao ta jiu xiang huo xi yin zhao fei e |
| [12:26.47] | What the hell' s going on over here? zhe li shi zen me le? |
| [12:30.58] | Monica' s gonna kill you! mo ni ka hui zai le ni |
| [12:33.61] | I need your help. wo xu yao ni men de bang mang |
| [12:35.02] | I have to do something to repel this woman. wo de xiang ban fa ba zhe ge nv ren xia pao |
| [12:38.85] | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. deng deng |
| [12:40.96] | You guys repel women all the time! ni men zui hui ba nv ren xia pao le |
| [12:44.36] | Hey, I' ve been married three times. wo ke shi jie guo san ci hun |
| [12:53.03] | No, I' ve seen it happen. bu, wo qin yan jian shi guo |
| [12:54.37] | You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it. ni men gen nv ren jiao wang de hao hao de zui hou que zong shi neng gao za |
| [12:58.84] | Time after time after time after time. yi ci yi ci you yi ci |
| [13:02.31] | What' s your secret? ni men de mi jue shi shen me? |
| [13:05.15] | We do not repel women, okay? wo men bing bu hui ba nv ren xia pao |
| [13:07.58] | That is completely untrue. wan quan mei you zhe hui shi |
| [13:09.52] | Oh, yes, we do, my man. wo men que shi hui |
| [13:12.79] | Remember when we went to a dance... ji bu ji de da xue can jia chun ji wu hui |
| [13:15.36] | and you walked up to that girl you liked and talked... ni zou xiang kan dui yan de nv sheng |
| [13:18.66] | about the lrish potato famine? que da tan ai er lan ma ling shu ji huang? |
| [13:22.03] | What about you? You weren' t so hot either. na ni ne? ni dang nian ye mei na me ku |
| [13:25.27] | After everything he said, he' d go.. ta mei ci shuo wan hua dou hui... |
| [13:30.27] | Monica doesn' t like that either. I should stop doing that. mo ni ka ye bu xi huan ye xu wo ying gai gai diao |
| [13:34.34] | Girls don' t like it when I start talking about science. dui le, nv sheng bu xi huan wo liao ke xue |
| [13:37.65] | That' s not specific to girls. bu zhi shi nv sheng |
| [13:41.28] | This is great. What else? tai hao le, hai you ne? |
| [13:43.95] | They don' t like you correcting their grammar. ta men bu xi huan ni jiu zheng ta men de wen fa |
| [13:45.99] | And they don' t like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. ta men bu xi huan ni jie shi ni de xiao hua na li hao xiao |
| [13:50.86] | They don' t like it when you keep asking them if they like you. ta men bu xi huan ni yi zhi wen ta men xi bu xi huan ni |
| [13:55.56] | Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. I' m never gonna find love again. tian na, xing hao wo you mo ni ka wo zai ye bie xiang tan lian ai le |
| [14:04.74] | Can I talk to you for a second? Sure. fei bi, ke yi gen ni tan yi tan ma? hao a |
| [14:13.08] | Phoebe, I just wanted to say I' m sorry, okay? fei bi, wo zhi shi xiang gen ni dao qian |
| [14:16.55] | I handled the situation horribly. wo chu li de hen cha |
| [14:18.99] | And I should not have lied to you. er qie wo bu gai pian ni |
| [14:22.26] | So what should you have done? na ni ying gai zen yang? |
| [14:24.59] | I should have told you the truth. wo ying gai gen ni shuo shi hua |
| [14:27.73] | Which is? er shi hua shi |
| [14:29.76] | Well, the reason I didn' t want to go running with you is... wo zhi suo yi bu xiang gen ni pao bu |
| [14:35.24] | because... shi yin wei |
| [14:36.60] | the way that you run is just a little.... ni pao bu de zi shi you dian |
| [14:42.51] | So? It' s embarrassing. suo yi ne? hen gan ga |
| [14:44.21] | People were looking at us like we were crazy. bie ren dou dang wo men shi feng zi |
| [14:46.61] | Why do you care? Because they' re people! ni gan ma zai yi? yin wei ta men shi ren |
| [14:50.08] | People you don' t know and will never see again. ni bu ren shi ye bu hui zai jian dao de ren |
| [14:52.95] | Yes, but still they are people... dan ta men yi jiu shi ren |
| [14:55.36] | with eyes. you yan jing |
| [14:58.13] | I didn' t get embarrassed running next to Miss.... wo jiu bu pa gen chuan qi xiao jie pao bu |
| [15:04.43] | But okay. dan shi hao ba |
| [15:05.97] | I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. nan guai ni hui jue de gen wo pao bu hen gan ga |
| [15:10.40] | Okay. You' re uptight. ni hen jin zhang |
| [15:12.27] | What? I am not uptight. wo na you jin zhang |
| [15:16.91] | I am not uptight, man. wo cai bu jin zhang, lao xiong |
| [15:22.78] | That' s okay. I' m not judging you. That' s just who you are. mei guan xi, wo bu shi zai pi ping ni ni jiu shi zhe yang |
| [15:26.49] | I' m more free, you know. I run like I did when I was a kid... wo jiu bi jiao zi you wo cong xiao jiu zhe yang pao |
| [15:30.06] | because that' s the only way it' s fun, you know? yin wei zhe yang cai hao wan |
| [15:33.06] | Didn' t you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off... ni cong lai mei you wang qian chong dao tui hao xiang kuai duan le ma? |
| [15:36.66] | Like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan? li ru yao pao qu wan dang qiu qian huo shi zai duo mo gui shi? |
| [15:45.27] | The neighbor' s dog. lin ju de gou |
| [15:51.31] | Is this in the right place? zhe zhan deng mei bai cuo ba? |
| [15:53.01] | Who cares? I repel women. guan ta de, wo hui ba nv ren xia pao |
| [15:58.75] | You can' t come in here! bu xing! ni bu neng jin lai |
| [16:00.32] | Ross is naked! luo si guang zhe shen ti |
| [16:04.79] | shen me? |
| [16:07.53] | I couldn' t say I was naked, because she' s allowed to see me naked. wo bu neng shuo wo guang zhe shen ti ta ke yi kan wo guang zhe shen ti |
| [16:11.10] | Why does anyone have to be naked? wei shi me yi ding yao you ren guang zhe shen ti? |
| [16:15.80] | Why is Ross naked? luo si wei shi me guang zhe shen ti? |
| [16:20.27] | I had to show Chandler something. wo yao gei qian de kan yi ge dong xi |
| [16:27.01] | Naked? guang zhe shen ti kan? |
| [16:30.85] | I guess I have... dui, wo hao xiang you... |
| [16:33.39] | a " guy" problem. nan ren bing |
| [16:36.96] | Is it the same thing Chandler had? gen qian de de yi yang ma? |
| [16:43.16] | We' ll get everything squared away, and you can come back later! dai hui zai hui lai wo men gao ding le ni zai hui lai |
| [16:47.40] | There' s still some of Chandler' s medicine in the bathroom. hao, yu shi xi shou tai di xia hai you qian de de yao |
| [16:53.07] | Bye. Bye! zai jian |
| [17:00.55] | Thank God. xie tian xie di |
| [17:05.49] | Dude, what' d you have? ni you shen me bing? |
| [17:08.92] | We have no time, okay? We must focus. mei shi jian le, wo men bi xu zhuan xin |
| [17:11.89] | We' ve got to get everything back into its original place. wo men de ba yi qie hui fu yuan zhuang |
| [17:14.86] | The photo album! xiang bu |
| [17:16.10] | There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. xiang bu li you yi da dui zhe li de zhao pian |
| [17:20.23] | We just match everything to the pictures! wo men ke yi na zhao pian lai dui |
| [17:23.00] | That' s perfect! That' s brilliant! tai hao le, hao zhu yi |
| [17:28.24] | What' d you have? shuo zhen de, ni you shen me bing? |
| [17:32.71] | I' ve got some beer for you. qiao yi, wo bang ni mai le pi jiu |
| [17:36.12] | Don' t you mean " for whom"? shi" bang shui" ba |
| [17:41.19] | Sure. hao |
| [17:43.36] | I was gonna order some pizza. You wanna share one? wo zheng xiang jiao pi sa, ni yao yi qi chi ma |
| [17:46.43] | Pizza? It' s not like I never had that before. pi sa, wo you bu shi mei chi guo |
| [17:53.03] | Is something wrong? you shen me wen ti ma? |
| [17:54.50] | Yeah. I' m depressed about that Irish potato famine. ai er lan ma ling shu ji huang ling wo hen ju sang |
| [17:59.91] | No, I mean with me. Because you seem to be acting really weird around me. wo shi zhi dui wo ni dui wo de tai du zong shi guai guai de |
| [18:05.75] | All right, all right. hao ba |
| [18:07.75] | Let' s just get this out in the open, okay? wo jiu ming shuo le |
| [18:10.85] | You' re hot. ni hen huo la |
| [18:13.39] | I' m lovable. wo hen jun qiao |
| [18:15.52] | Clearly, there' s a vibe going on between us. wo men liang ge xian ran hen you gan jue |
| [18:19.43] | But we' re roommates... dan wo men shi shi you |
| [18:20.79] | and it' s a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. wo men bu neng zou shang zhe tiao lu |
| [18:25.77] | Imagine living in a supermarket... xiang xiang ni zhu zai chao shi li |
| [18:28.47] | and you' ll understand. zhe yang ni jiu dong le |
| [18:32.11] | Okay? So the question is, what do we do? suo yi wo men gai zen me ban? |
| [18:36.04] | There isn' t anything to do. bu zen me ban |
| [18:37.91] | I think you' re really sweet. wo jue de ni ren hen hao |
| [18:40.61] | But I' m not interested in you like that. dan shi wo dui ni mei xing qu |
| [18:50.26] | No, I mean.... bu shi |
| [18:52.29] | You' re a nice guy, and I' m happy to be your roommate and your friend. ni ren zhen de hen hao wo hen gao xing neng dang ni de shi you he peng you |
| [18:57.43] | I' m just, you know, I just... zhi shi... zhi shi... |
| [18:59.67] | don' t feel that way about you. wo dui ni mei you na zhong gan jue |
| [19:05.11] | I see what happened. wo zhi dao le |
| [19:08.18] | It' s because I was trying to repel you. yin wei wo yi zhi xiang ba ni xia pao |
| [19:11.11] | Right? Believe me, you' d feel a lot different if I turned it on. xiang xin wo, deng wo yi fang dian qing kuang jiu bu tong le |
| [19:17.15] | I don' t think so. Oh, I do. ying gai bu hui jue dui hui |
| [19:22.52] | How you doing? ni hao ma? |
| [19:26.46] | I' m okay. wo hen hao |
| [19:28.70] | What? shen me? |
| [19:31.13] | What? zen yang? |
| [19:33.13] | Oh, dear God! wo de tian na |
| [19:56.66] | I' m so sorry. You' re right. This feels great! dui bu qi, ni shuo de dui, gan jue hao shuang |
| [19:59.49] | And you don' t care if people stare. It' s only a second. Then you' re gone! dui ba? ni bu hui zai yi bie ren de mu guang cai ji miao zhong ni jiu pao bu jian le |
| [20:04.46] | It' s amazing! I feel so free and so graceful! mei cuo, gan jue zhen de hao bang wo jue de hao zi you hao you ya |
| [20:13.31] | Watch out for the horse. xiao xin na pi ma |
| [20:21.52] | Can I come in now? wo ke yi jin qu le ma? |
| [20:31.99] | Why is everything different? Bye. wei shi me dong xi dou bian le? zai jian |
| [20:37.43] | I don' t see anything different... mei you bian a |
| [20:39.07] | other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it. zhi bu guo ni yi jin lai fang li bian de geng liang le |
| [20:44.34] | The end table is wrong, the couch looks bizarre... xiao cha ji wei zhi bu dui sha fa guai guai de |
| [20:47.44] | and don' t even get me started on the refrigerator magnets. geng bie ti bing xiang shang de ci tie |
| [20:51.61] | Okay, don' t be mad, okay? ni bie sheng qi |
| [20:54.58] | After I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you... wo zheng li wan dong xi xiang zuo dian rang ni gao xing de shi |
| [20:58.89] | so I cleaned the apartment. suo yi wo jiu da sao chu |
| [21:02.02] | So I moved everything around, and then I forgot... wo ba dong xi luan ban que wang le... |
| [21:05.86] | where it went back. I' m sorry, I' m very sorry, I' m sorry. gai zen me fu yuan dui bu qi dui bu qi dui bu qi |
| [21:10.76] | That' s okay. mei guan xi qian de |
| [21:13.10] | Are you afraid of me or something? ni zai pa wo ma? |
| [21:16.10] | Do you want me to be afraid of you? ni yao wo pa ni ma? |
| [21:19.24] | Of course not. dang ran bu yao |
| [21:21.58] | My gosh, Chandler, what you did is a wonderful thing... bai tuo, ni zuo le zhe me bang de shi |
| [21:24.98] | and I really appreciate it. wo zhen de hen kai xin |
| [21:27.45] | I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place. wo zhi dao wo dui dong xi de bai she you guai pi |
| [21:30.72] | But I' d never expect you to worry about that. dan wo wan wan mei xiang dao ni hui dan xin |
| [21:33.82] | Really? zhen de? |
| [21:35.89] | Of course. dang ran shi zhen de |
| [21:38.09] | Oh, you' re the best. ni zui hao le |
| [21:39.93] | You come here to me. guo lai wo bao bao |
| [21:42.63] | Hold on, okay? First things first. deng deng, xian zuo gai zuo de shi |
| [21:46.63] | Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked? luo si guang zhe shen ti shi zuo guo na li? |
| [21:53.97] | It said that by the year 2030... shu shang shuo dao le 2030 nian |
| [21:56.48] | there' ll be computers carrying out the same number of functions... you xie dian nao neng zhi xing... |
| [21:59.88] | as an actual human brain. gen ren nao yi yang duo de gong neng |
| [22:02.22] | So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts... suo yi li lun shang ren ke yi xia zai ni de si xiang... |
| [22:05.82] | and your memories into this computer.. he ji yi dao zhe zhong dian nao shang |
| [22:08.19] | And live forever as a machine. ran hou yi ji qi de xing tai chang sheng bu si |
| [22:15.40] | Janine, do you know what we' re doing right now? ni zhi dao wo men xian zai zai zuo shi mo ma? |
| [22:19.93] | You and I, we' re interfacing. wo men zai lian jie |
| [22:24.00] | I gotta go. wo gai zou le |
| [00:02.36] | Ready? hǎo le ma? hǎo le |
| [00:04.43] | Hi, it' s Rachel and Phoebe' s. Please... hāi zhè shì ruì qiū hé fēi bǐ de jiā qǐng |
| [00:07.57] | Leave.. Leave. zài bì shēng hòu zài bì shēng hòu |
| [00:10.87] | But I just said " leave." nà gè wǒ shuō guò le |
| [00:12.47] | I know because you have all the good words. wǒ zhī dào, yīn wèi nǐ dōu fēn dào hǎo de zì |
| [00:15.71] | What do I get? I get " it' s," " and." Oh, I' m sorry, I have " a." Forget it. ér wǒ ne?" zhè shì"" hé" hái yǒu" liú yán" wǒ bú yào |
| [00:20.98] | That' s silly. All right. So let' s switch. fēi bǐ, bié nào le hǎo, nà wǒ men jiāo huàn |
| [00:23.82] | No, I have all the good words. bú yào, wǒ dōu fēn dào hǎo de zì |
| [00:26.45] | Okay, fine, fine. We can switch. hǎo ba, wǒ men jiāo huàn |
| [00:31.33] | Hi... everybody... hāi dà jiā hǎo |
| [00:32.89] | It' s... Rachel... zhè shì ruì qiū |
| [00:34.10] | and... Phoebe' s. hé fēi bǐ de jiā |
| [00:35.43] | Wait. How did you do that? qǐng màn zhe, nǐ shì zěn me nòng de? |
| [00:37.67] | What? shén me? |
| [00:39.97] | Oh, you' re no ordinary roommate, are you? nǐ bú shì pǔ tōng jué sè duì ba? |
| [00:43.47] | This is gonna be interesting. zhè xià yǒu hǎo xì kě kàn le |
| [00:46.31] | Can we finish this later? I' m going running before it gets dark. fēi bǐ, dāi huì zài lù hǎo ma? wǒ xiǎng zài tiān hēi qián qù màn pǎo |
| [00:50.41] | Why don' t you come with me? Really? nǐ yě yì qǐ lái ma zhēn de? |
| [00:52.91] | It' ll be fun! We' ll run in the park. It' ll be our roommatebonding thing. duì, yí dìng hěn hǎo wán, qù gōng yuán pǎo bù dàng zuò shì yǒu jiān dì yī cì lián luò gǎn qíng |
| [00:57.85] | Okay, let' s go running! hǎo, wǒ men qù pǎo bù |
| [00:59.59] | There' s cute guys there. Let' s run towards them! ér qiě nà lǐ yǒu shuài gē nà jiù wǎng tā men pǎo guò qù |
| [01:03.83] | Wait just one more second. nǐ děng wǒ yī xià |
| [01:05.86] | Hi, it' s Phoebe and Rachel' s. Please leave a message. Thanks! hāi, zhè shì ruì qiū hé fēi bǐ de jiā qǐng zài bì shēng hòu liú yán, xiè xiè |
| [01:09.40] | Wait a minute. You took all the words! děng děng, nǐ dōu jiǎng wán le |
| [01:11.90] | You' ve met your match, Rachel Greene! nǐ yù dào duì shǒu le, ruì qiū gé lín |
| [01:16.40] | The One Where Phoebe Runs běn jí bō chū: " qiáo yī de fán nǎo" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:53.78] | I just finished this fascinating book. wǒ gāng kàn wán yī běn hěn bàng de shū |
| [01:56.88] | By the year 2030, there' ll be computers... dào le 2030 nián, yǒu xiē diàn nǎo |
| [02:00.25] | that can carry out the same amount of functions as a human brain. néng zhí xíng gēn rén nǎo yí yàng duō de gōng néng |
| [02:05.55] | So, theoretically, you could download... suǒ yǐ lǐ lùn shàng nǐ kě yǐ xià zǎi |
| [02:07.82] | your thoughts and memories into this computer... nǐ de sī xiǎng jì yì dào zhè zhǒng diàn nǎo shàng |
| [02:11.56] | and live forever as a machine. rán hòu yǐ jī qì de xíng tài cháng shēng bū sǐ |
| [02:19.90] | And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. wǒ gāng fā xiàn wǒ néng zhēng zhuó yǎn jīng shuì jiào |
| [02:27.81] | Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor. bǎ xiāng zi dīng zài dì shàng zhēn shì cōng míng |
| [02:33.78] | I didn' t nail the boxes to the floor. So you can move them! wǒ méi bǎ xiāng zi dīng zài dì shàng suǒ yǐ nǐ kě yǐ bān zǒu luó |
| [02:38.65] | And while I' m doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you. kě yǐ, wǒ zhè jiù bān luó sī yǒu gè hěn hǎo tīng de diàn nǎo gù shì |
| [02:45.13] | Hey, everybody! I' d like you to meet Janine. dà jiā hǎo, zhè shì jí níng |
| [02:47.83] | She' s gonna be my new roommate! tā shì wǒ de xīn shì yǒu |
| [02:51.47] | nǐ hǎo |
| [02:54.17] | And she' s gonna live with me! tā yào lái gēn wǒ zhù |
| [02:58.04] | It' s nice to meet you. Janine...? hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ, jí níng |
| [03:00.14] | Le Croix. lēi kuā, jí níng lēi kuā |
| [03:01.64] | I didn' t know that. What a pretty last name. wǒ dōu bù zhī dào, hǎo hǎo tīng de xìng |
| [03:05.88] | So where are you from? nǐ shì nǎ lǐ rén? |
| [03:07.48] | Australia. I just moved here. ào zhōu rén, 2 xīng qī qián gāng dào |
| [03:09.65] | From the land down under? lái zì nán bàn qiú? |
| [03:11.32] | I didn' t know that either! zhè gè wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [03:14.69] | So what do you do? nǐ zuò nǎ yī xíng? |
| [03:16.49] | I' m a dancer. You' re a dancer? wǒ shì gè wǔ zhě nǐ shì gè wǔ zhě? |
| [03:19.63] | She' s a dancer! tā shì gè wǔ zhě |
| [03:23.73] | I think I' ll go unpack. wǒ yào qù zhěng lǐ dōng xī le wǒ bāng nǐ kāi mén |
| [03:34.28] | qiáo yī |
| [03:37.38] | Did you interview her before you asked her to move in? nǐ jiào tā bān lái zhī qián yǒu xiān miàn shì ma? |
| [03:40.38] | Of course! dāng rán yǒu |
| [03:42.05] | What did you ask her? nǐ dào dǐ wèn le shén me? |
| [03:43.82] | When can you move in? " nǐ shén me shí hòu kě yǐ bān lái?" |
| [03:48.09] | Thank you for bringing her into our lives. xiè xiè nǐ bǎ tā dài dào wǒ men shēn biān |
| [03:51.83] | Unbelievable. nán yǐ zhì xìn |
| [03:53.60] | Down, boy. bié tài xīng fèn |
| [03:54.90] | Oh, no, no, no. She' s not my type. Not for me, she' s not my type. She' s too.. tā bú shì wǒ xǐ huān de xíng, tā tài |
| [03:58.63] | Beautiful, tall, sexy, showing her stomach? měi lì gāo tiǎo xìng gǎn lù dù qí? |
| [04:01.97] | Look at all the boxes! nǐ kàn zhè duī xiāng zi |
| [04:05.61] | I cannot wait to ask her out. wǒ hǎo xiǎng gǎn kuài yuē tā |
| [04:08.11] | Wait a minute. You can' t. She' s your roommate. qiáo yī, nǐ bù néng yuē tā tā shì nǐ de shì yǒu |
| [04:11.65] | It' ll be too complicated. nà yàng huì tài fù zá |
| [04:13.28] | Yeah, don' t do it. méi cuò, qiān wàn bú yào |
| [04:14.98] | I mean, if you date her, then I can' t date her. nǐ yuē le tā, wǒ jiù bù néng yuē tā le |
| [04:19.35] | What if you started going out with her and it didn' t work out? yào shì nǐ gēn tā jiāo wǎng yòu fēn shǒu ne? |
| [04:22.79] | That' s when I make my move. nà jiù gāi wǒ xíng dòng le |
| [04:25.49] | Remember when you broke up with Donna... nǐ zhī qián gēn yí gè táng nà jiāo wǎng hòu lái fēn shǒu |
| [04:28.50] | how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket? jì de nǐ men zài chāo shì qiǎo yù de gān gà ma |
| [04:32.10] | Oh, God, yeah. méi cuò |
| [04:33.74] | Now imagine you live at the supermarket. xiǎng xiàng nǐ zhù zài chāo shì lǐ |
| [04:36.57] | Okay! hǎo a |
| [04:38.94] | bú shì |
| [04:40.94] | You' re right! I don' t want that. I can' t date her. nǐ shuō de duì, nà yàng hěn bù hǎo wǒ bù néng yuē tā |
| [04:44.48] | You' d better watch the flirting too, because it could be trouble. zuì hǎo yě bié gēn tā tiáo qíng zhù de zhè me jìn kě néng huì chū shì |
| [04:48.82] | Well, that' s gonna be tough, Mon. tài nán le |
| [04:50.85] | It' s hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. bì jìng měi nǚ dāng qián wǒ hěn nán bù dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [04:55.26] | You' re around me all the time, and you don' t flirt. wǒ lǎo shì zài nǐ miàn qián, nǐ yě méi zěn yàng |
| [04:59.16] | A little sad about that, sweetie? yǒu diǎn nán guò shì ba? |
| [05:07.14] | I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I' ll catch up. wǒ yào bǎng xié dài, nǐ xiān pǎo, wǒ jiù lái hǎo |
| [05:15.04] | Come on, that' s not running! Let' s go! bài tuō, nà nǎ jiào pǎo bù, kuài diǎn |
| [05:24.15] | I' m telling you, when she runs... wǒ shì shuō zhēn de, tā pǎo bù de shí hòu |
| [05:26.55] | she looks like Kermit the Frog... jiù xiàng dà zuǐ wā... |
| [05:28.89] | and the Six Million Dollar Man. hé shēng huà jī qì rén hé tǐ |
| [05:32.19] | Monica had such a crush on him. mó nī kǎ yǐ qián hǎo xǐ huān tā |
| [05:35.90] | She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed. tā shuì jiào zhī qián dōu huì qīn tā de hǎi bào |
| [05:40.67] | I used to do that too! wǒ yě huì |
| [05:42.04] | Did you also have his album, " It' s Not Easy Being Green"? nǐ yǒu tā de zhuān jí " quán shēn lǜ sè de fán nǎo" ma? |
| [05:47.24] | Oh, Mon. mó nī kǎ |
| [05:51.35] | So Phoebe runs weird, huh? suǒ yǐ fēi bǐ de zī shì hěn guài? |
| [05:53.72] | Yeah. And I know she' ll want to run again. duì, ér qiě tā hái huì xiǎng zài qù pǎo |
| [05:56.62] | I don' t know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her. wǒ duǒ bù diào, wǒ gēn tā zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [05:59.85] | Why don' t you be straight with her? Tell her the truth. nǐ jiù shí huà shí shuō ma |
| [06:03.09] | You' re right. I should just tell her the truth. nǐ shuō de duì, wǒ yīng gāi gēn tā zhí shuō |
| [06:07.80] | Phoebe, Monica tripped me. I don' t think I can ever run again, ever! fēi bǐ, mó nī kǎ bǎ wǒ bàn dǎo wǒ zài yě bù néng pǎo bù le |
| [06:13.63] | But we were having so much fun. All those cute guys were checking us out. dàn shì wǒ men pǎo dé hǎo kāi xīn nèi xiē shuài gē dōu zài kàn wǒ men |
| [06:17.54] | I know. They were definitely staring. jiù shì a, tā men dōu dèng zhe wǒ men kàn |
| [06:21.98] | Why? Why would you do that? nǐ wèi shí me yào bàn dǎo tā? |
| [06:24.65] | I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [06:27.25] | Rachel, I' m sorry I hurt your ankles. ruì qiū, bào qiàn hài nǐ liǎng gè jiǎo huái shòu shāng |
| [06:29.85] | Ankle. We' ll see. zhǐ yǒu yí gè děng zhe qiáo |
| [06:36.82] | Okay. I am officially unpacked. hǎo, dōng xī dōu ná chū lái le |
| [06:39.33] | Thanks for helping me, man. duō xiè bāng máng |
| [06:41.90] | Joe? qiáo yī? |
| [06:49.50] | Well, I guess Joey went home. kàn lái tā huí jiā le |
| [06:52.74] | And look, there is still one box I have to unpack. kàn, hái yǒu yí gè xiāng zi méi chāi |
| [06:59.91] | I got you! nǐ bèi piàn le |
| [07:02.92] | Oh, my God, you almost gave me a heart attack. tiān na, wǒ chà diǎn bèi xià chū xīn zāng bìng |
| [07:06.95] | It was so hard not to laugh. wǒ biē xiào biē dé hǎo xīn kǔ |
| [07:10.29] | Hey, the place looks great. hěn xiàng huí shì ma |
| [07:12.63] | Not bad, right? bù lài ba? |
| [07:13.96] | Monica' s working late, so I' m gonna make this place spotless. mó nī kǎ jīn tiān yào jiā bān wǒ yào bǎ zhè lǐ dǎ sǎo dé yī chén bù rǎn |
| [07:18.43] | You know what else I' ll do? hái yǒu hái yǒu |
| [07:19.97] | I' m gonna go downstairs and get her some flowers. wǒ hái yào xià lóu qù mǎi huā sòng tā |
| [07:23.10] | Who wouldn' t want to live with me? shuí huì bù xiǎng gēn wǒ zhù? |
| [07:25.37] | I don' t. wǒ bù xiǎng |
| [07:27.24] | No, I want to live with the superhot Australian dancer! wǒ xiǎng gēn xìng gǎn de ào zhōu wǔ zhě zhù |
| [07:31.21] | How' s that going? Are you okay with the notflirting thing? qíng kuàng rú hé? nǐ néng bù dǎ qíng mà qiào ma |
| [07:34.32] | So far. But it' s tough. mù qián hái kě yǐ, dàn shì hǎo lèi |
| [07:36.45] | I' ve got this builtup flirting energy, and I don' t know how to get rid of it. wǒ de tiáo qíng néng liàng yī zhí lěi jī wú chǔ fā xiè |
| [07:44.36] | How you doing? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [07:47.46] | Get out! gǔn la |
| [07:54.27] | Oh, man! tiān na |
| [07:57.37] | Sorry. There' s just more room out here. bào qiàn, kè tīng bǐ jiào kuān |
| [07:59.91] | No, you just reminded me that I have to do my stretches too. bú shì, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng dào wǒ yě gāi lā lā jīn le |
| [08:11.35] | Why don' t you try to be...? nǐ yīng gāi |
| [08:14.19] | What' s wrong? Nothing. zěn me le? méi shì |
| [08:15.86] | I didn' t want you to touch me... nǐ bú yào pèng wǒ |
| [08:17.86] | because I' m all sweaty from the workout. wǒ lā jīn lā dé quán shēn shì hàn |
| [08:21.43] | I' m gonna hit the shower. wǒ qù xǐ gè zǎo |
| [08:25.97] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
| [08:27.77] | Sorry about that stuff hanging in there. bào qiàn zài yù shì liàng yī fú |
| [08:29.94] | It' s just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. wǒ de dīng zì kù hěn jiāo guì, bù néng hōng gān |
| [08:45.95] | Oh, yeah, it' s me. méi cuò, shì wǒ |
| [08:47.72] | I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. wǒ kàn dào nǐ chāo le màn pǎo xié liū chū lái |
| [08:51.13] | You lied so you could run by yourself. nǐ piàn wǒ hǎo zì jǐ pǎo bù |
| [08:53.56] | No, Phoebe, no. I was.... bú shì, wǒ méi yǒu wǒ shì |
| [08:55.80] | I was actually just checking... wǒ zhǐ shì pǎo pǎo kàn |
| [08:57.67] | to see... |
| [08:59.00] | if I could run. And I can! kàn wǒ néng bù néng pǎo, jié guǒ kě yǐ |
| [09:01.00] | Please, I' m not an idiot. bài tuō, wǒ yòu bú shì bái chī |
| [09:02.74] | No, wait. Phoebe? děng děng, fēi bǐ |
| [09:16.68] | Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike. tóng jū zhēn de huì ràng rén yuè lái yuè xiàng |
| [09:21.32] | I am working right now. So say what you have to say and leave me alone! wǒ zài máng, yǒu huà kuài shuō, yǒu pì kuài fàng |
| [09:25.66] | Sound alike too. kǒu qì yě hěn xiàng |
| [09:29.00] | So, Mondler.... mó dé |
| [09:33.70] | What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [09:36.67] | What does it look like? I am cleaning. nǐ shuō ne? wǒ zài dǎ sǎo |
| [09:39.07] | Did you get Monica' s authorization to move all her stuff? nǐ dòng tā de dōng xī yǒu jīng guò tā tóng yì ma |
| [09:42.71] | I don' t need that. I' ll put everything back. méi bì yào, wǒ huì bǎ dōng xī dōu fàng huí qù |
| [09:45.41] | Put it back exactly where you found it? wán quán huī fù yuán zhuàng ma? |
| [09:47.88] | Yes. I' m gonna put it back exactly where I found it. dāng rán shì wán quán huī fù yuán zhuàng |
| [09:51.42] | First of all, that attitude is not helping. zhè zhǒng tài dù duì nǐ méi yǒu bāng zhù |
| [09:54.22] | She won' t care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place. tā cái bú huì zài hu yǒu méi yǒu huī fù yuán zhuàng |
| [09:57.69] | Hello? Did you just meet Monica? nǐ shì gāng rèn shi mó nī kǎ ma? |
| [10:02.26] | She' ll recognize that I did a nice thing... tā huì rèn tóng wǒ de tǐ tiē... |
| [10:05.50] | and appreciate it. bìng gǎn dào wō xīn |
| [10:07.87] | Actually, this will work out well. qí shí zhè yàng yě mán hǎo de |
| [10:10.07] | Because when you move back with Joey... děng nǐ bì xū bān huí qù gēn qiáo yī zhù |
| [10:12.24] | Joey' s hot new roommate can come live with me. qiáo yī de xīn shì yǒu jiù kě yǐ lái gēn wǒ zhù |
| [10:15.84] | Oh, I see. You' re trying to freak me out. wǒ dǒng le, nǐ xiǎng xià wǒ |
| [10:18.58] | Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right? qián dé, mó nī kǎ duì zhè zhǒng shì yǒu guài pǐ |
| [10:23.45] | Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She' s going to freak out. xiāng xìn wǒ, wǒ gēn tā zhù le 16 nián tā huì zhuō kuáng |
| [10:28.36] | Oh, my God. She' s going to sit on you. tiān na, tā huì yā zài nǐ shēn shàng |
| [10:32.09] | That probably won' t hurt as much anymore. bù guò tā xiàn zài shòu le |
| [10:34.86] | No, she is not. I' ll prove it to you. tā cái bú huì, wǒ zhèng míng gěi nǐ kàn |
| [10:37.30] | I' ll call her right now. wǒ xiàn zài jiù dǎ gěi tā |
| [10:40.33] | Phone' s done. diàn huà cā hǎo le |
| [10:45.04] | Hey, Mon. How' s it going? Terrible. mó nī kǎ, nǐ hǎo ma? làn tòu le |
| [10:47.21] | If I want something done right, I have to do it myself. shén me shì dōu dé wǒ zì jǐ lái |
| [10:49.68] | Other people just wreck stuff. qí tā rén zhǐ huì gǎo zá |
| [10:53.21] | I think I might kill someone tonight. wǒ jīn wǎn kě néng huì shā rén |
| [10:57.75] | Come on, it can' t be that bad. bié zhè yàng, méi nà me zāo ba |
| [11:00.32] | The only thing getting me through... shì fēi cháng zāo, xiǎng dào kuài jiàn dào nǐ le |
| [11:02.22] | is knowing I' ll see you soon. wǒ cái chēng dé xià qù |
| [11:04.36] | I might even try to get out of here early. wǒ gǎo bù hǎo huì shè fǎ zǎo tuì bú yào |
| [11:07.90] | It sounds like they need you there. cān tīng sì hū hěn xū yào nǐ |
| [11:09.93] | You' re just hanging out with Ross? It' s all good! Okay, bye! nǐ gēn luó sī zài yì qǐ ma? yī qiè dōu hěn hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [11:15.37] | She' s gonna kill me. tā huì zǎi le wǒ |
| [11:17.37] | The phone was facing the other way. diàn huà fàng fǎn le |
| [11:20.57] | And that goes back up there. xiàng kuàng yīng gāi bǎi zài shàng miàn |
| [11:24.45] | This is good. This is under control. We should start with the big stuff. hǎo, yī qiè dōu zài zhǎng wò zhōng wǒ men cóng dà xíng jiā jù fù yuán qǐ |
| [11:28.62] | That' ll be the easiest. Let' s start with the couch. nà yàng bǐ jiào jiǎn dān xiān bān shā fā |
| [11:33.65] | I got it. wǒ méi wèn tí |
| [11:38.66] | That doesn' t look right. wèi zhì hǎo xiàng bú duì |
| [11:40.80] | What are you talking about? The couch is in line with the carpet. shén me yì sī? shā fā gāng hǎo gēn tǎn zi duì qí |
| [11:44.13] | Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on.... wǒ kě yǐ zǒu dào zhè biān qīng sōng de bǎ jiǎo qiào zài |
| [11:49.74] | Okay, here' s what we do. hǎo |
| [11:51.64] | We move the couch closer to the coffee table. nà jiù bǎ shā fā wǎng kā fēi zhuō nà biān tuī |
| [11:54.24] | But then the back of the couch won' t line up with the carpet. nà shā fā de bèi hòu jiù bú huì gēn tǎn zi biān yuán duì qí le |
| [11:57.51] | Well, we' ll just move the coffee table... nà jiù bǎ kā fēi zhuō... |
| [12:00.75] | closer to the couch. wǎng shā fā nà biān tuī |
| [12:02.05] | But then the coffee table won' t be centered in the seating area. nà kā fēi zhuō jiù bù zài zuò wèi qū zhèng zhōng yāng le |
| [12:08.06] | But the coffee table doesn' t match the table! nà kā fēi zhuō jiù luó sī |
| [12:14.70] | Look, what am I gonna do? wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [12:16.63] | I' m not flirting, but I' m drawing her to me like a moth to a flame! wǒ bù tiáo qíng, què hái shì xī yǐn zháo tā jiù xiàng huǒ xī yǐn zháo fēi é |
| [12:26.47] | What the hell' s going on over here? zhè lǐ shì zěn me le? |
| [12:30.58] | Monica' s gonna kill you! mó nī kǎ huì zǎi le nǐ |
| [12:33.61] | I need your help. wǒ xū yào nǐ men de bāng máng |
| [12:35.02] | I have to do something to repel this woman. wǒ dé xiǎng bàn fǎ bǎ zhè gè nǚ rén xià pǎo |
| [12:38.85] | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. děng děng |
| [12:40.96] | You guys repel women all the time! nǐ men zuì huì bǎ nǚ rén xià pǎo le |
| [12:44.36] | Hey, I' ve been married three times. wǒ kě shì jié guò sān cì hūn |
| [12:53.03] | No, I' ve seen it happen. bù, wǒ qīn yǎn jiàn shí guò |
| [12:54.37] | You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it. nǐ men gēn nǚ rén jiāo wǎng dé hǎo hǎo de zuì hòu què zǒng shì néng gǎo zá |
| [12:58.84] | Time after time after time after time. yī cì yī cì yòu yī cì |
| [13:02.31] | What' s your secret? nǐ men de mì jué shì shén me? |
| [13:05.15] | We do not repel women, okay? wǒ men bìng bú huì bǎ nǚ rén xià pǎo |
| [13:07.58] | That is completely untrue. wán quán méi yǒu zhè huí shì |
| [13:09.52] | Oh, yes, we do, my man. wǒ men què shí huì |
| [13:12.79] | Remember when we went to a dance... jì bù jì de dà xué cān jiā chūn jì wǔ huì |
| [13:15.36] | and you walked up to that girl you liked and talked... nǐ zǒu xiàng kàn duì yǎn de nǚ shēng |
| [13:18.66] | about the lrish potato famine? què dà tán ài ěr lán mǎ líng shǔ jī huāng? |
| [13:22.03] | What about you? You weren' t so hot either. nà nǐ ne? nǐ dāng nián yě méi nà me kù |
| [13:25.27] | After everything he said, he' d go.. tā měi cì shuō wán huà dōu huì... |
| [13:30.27] | Monica doesn' t like that either. I should stop doing that. mó nī kǎ yě bù xǐ huān yě xǔ wǒ yīng gāi gǎi diào |
| [13:34.34] | Girls don' t like it when I start talking about science. duì le, nǚ shēng bù xǐ huān wǒ liáo kē xué |
| [13:37.65] | That' s not specific to girls. bù zhǐ shì nǚ shēng |
| [13:41.28] | This is great. What else? tài hǎo le, hái yǒu ne? |
| [13:43.95] | They don' t like you correcting their grammar. tā men bù xǐ huān nǐ jiū zhèng tā men de wén fǎ |
| [13:45.99] | And they don' t like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. tā men bù xǐ huān nǐ jiě shì nǐ de xiào huà nǎ lǐ hǎo xiào |
| [13:50.86] | They don' t like it when you keep asking them if they like you. tā men bù xǐ huān nǐ yī zhí wèn tā men xǐ bù xǐ huān nǐ |
| [13:55.56] | Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. I' m never gonna find love again. tiān na, xìng hǎo wǒ yǒu mó nī kǎ wǒ zài yě bié xiǎng tán liàn ài le |
| [14:04.74] | Can I talk to you for a second? Sure. fēi bǐ, kě yǐ gēn nǐ tán yī tán ma? hǎo a |
| [14:13.08] | Phoebe, I just wanted to say I' m sorry, okay? fēi bǐ, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng gēn nǐ dào qiàn |
| [14:16.55] | I handled the situation horribly. wǒ chǔ lǐ de hěn chà |
| [14:18.99] | And I should not have lied to you. ér qiě wǒ bù gāi piàn nǐ |
| [14:22.26] | So what should you have done? nà nǐ yīng gāi zěn yàng? |
| [14:24.59] | I should have told you the truth. wǒ yīng gāi gēn nǐ shuō shí huà |
| [14:27.73] | Which is? ér shí huà shì |
| [14:29.76] | Well, the reason I didn' t want to go running with you is... wǒ zhī suǒ yǐ bù xiǎng gēn nǐ pǎo bù |
| [14:35.24] | because... shì yīn wèi |
| [14:36.60] | the way that you run is just a little.... nǐ pǎo bù de zī shì yǒu diǎn |
| [14:42.51] | So? It' s embarrassing. suǒ yǐ ne? hěn gān gà |
| [14:44.21] | People were looking at us like we were crazy. bié rén dōu dāng wǒ men shì fēng zi |
| [14:46.61] | Why do you care? Because they' re people! nǐ gàn ma zài yì? yīn wèi tā men shì rén |
| [14:50.08] | People you don' t know and will never see again. nǐ bù rèn shi yě bú huì zài jiàn dào de rén |
| [14:52.95] | Yes, but still they are people... dàn tā men yī jiù shì rén |
| [14:55.36] | with eyes. yǒu yǎn jīng |
| [14:58.13] | I didn' t get embarrassed running next to Miss.... wǒ jiù bù pà gēn chuǎn qì xiǎo jiě pǎo bù |
| [15:04.43] | But okay. dàn shì hǎo ba |
| [15:05.97] | I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. nán guài nǐ huì jué de gēn wǒ pǎo bù hěn gān gà |
| [15:10.40] | Okay. You' re uptight. nǐ hěn jǐn zhāng |
| [15:12.27] | What? I am not uptight. wǒ nǎ yǒu jǐn zhāng |
| [15:16.91] | I am not uptight, man. wǒ cái bù jǐn zhāng, lǎo xiōng |
| [15:22.78] | That' s okay. I' m not judging you. That' s just who you are. méi guān xì, wǒ bú shì zài pī píng nǐ nǐ jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [15:26.49] | I' m more free, you know. I run like I did when I was a kid... wǒ jiù bǐ jiào zì yóu wǒ cóng xiǎo jiù zhè yàng pǎo |
| [15:30.06] | because that' s the only way it' s fun, you know? yīn wèi zhè yàng cái hǎo wán |
| [15:33.06] | Didn' t you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off... nǐ cóng lái méi yǒu wǎng qián chōng dào tuǐ hǎo xiàng kuài duàn le ma? |
| [15:36.66] | Like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan? lì rú yào pǎo qù wán dàng qiū qiān huò shì zài duǒ mó guǐ shí? |
| [15:45.27] | The neighbor' s dog. lín jū de gǒu |
| [15:51.31] | Is this in the right place? zhè zhǎn dēng méi bǎi cuò ba? |
| [15:53.01] | Who cares? I repel women. guǎn tā de, wǒ huì bǎ nǚ rén xià pǎo |
| [15:58.75] | You can' t come in here! bù xíng! nǐ bù néng jìn lái |
| [16:00.32] | Ross is naked! luó sī guāng zhe shēn tǐ |
| [16:04.79] | shén me? |
| [16:07.53] | I couldn' t say I was naked, because she' s allowed to see me naked. wǒ bù néng shuō wǒ guāng zhe shēn tǐ tā kě yǐ kàn wǒ guāng zhe shēn tǐ |
| [16:11.10] | Why does anyone have to be naked? wèi shí me yí dìng yào yǒu rén guāng zhe shēn tǐ? |
| [16:15.80] | Why is Ross naked? luó sī wèi shí me guāng zhe shēn tǐ? |
| [16:20.27] | I had to show Chandler something. wǒ yào gěi qián dé kàn yí gè dōng xī |
| [16:27.01] | Naked? guāng zhe shēn tǐ kàn? |
| [16:30.85] | I guess I have... duì, wǒ hǎo xiàng yǒu... |
| [16:33.39] | a " guy" problem. nán rén bìng |
| [16:36.96] | Is it the same thing Chandler had? gēn qián dé de yí yàng ma? |
| [16:43.16] | We' ll get everything squared away, and you can come back later! dāi huì zài huí lái wǒ men gǎo dìng le nǐ zài huí lái |
| [16:47.40] | There' s still some of Chandler' s medicine in the bathroom. hǎo, yù shì xǐ shǒu tái dǐ xià hái yǒu qián dé de yào |
| [16:53.07] | Bye. Bye! zài jiàn |
| [17:00.55] | Thank God. xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [17:05.49] | Dude, what' d you have? nǐ yǒu shén me bìng? |
| [17:08.92] | We have no time, okay? We must focus. méi shí jiān le, wǒ men bì xū zhuān xīn |
| [17:11.89] | We' ve got to get everything back into its original place. wǒ men dé bǎ yī qiè huī fù yuán zhuàng |
| [17:14.86] | The photo album! xiāng bù |
| [17:16.10] | There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. xiāng bù lǐ yǒu yī dà duī zhè lǐ de zhào piān |
| [17:20.23] | We just match everything to the pictures! wǒ men kě yǐ ná zhào piān lái duì |
| [17:23.00] | That' s perfect! That' s brilliant! tài hǎo le, hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [17:28.24] | What' d you have? shuō zhēn de, nǐ yǒu shén me bìng? |
| [17:32.71] | I' ve got some beer for you. qiáo yī, wǒ bāng nǐ mǎi le pí jiǔ |
| [17:36.12] | Don' t you mean " for whom"? shì" bāng shuí" ba |
| [17:41.19] | Sure. hǎo |
| [17:43.36] | I was gonna order some pizza. You wanna share one? wǒ zhèng xiǎng jiào pī sà, nǐ yào yì qǐ chī ma |
| [17:46.43] | Pizza? It' s not like I never had that before. pī sà, wǒ yòu bú shì méi chī guò |
| [17:53.03] | Is something wrong? yǒu shén me wèn tí ma? |
| [17:54.50] | Yeah. I' m depressed about that Irish potato famine. ài ěr lán mǎ líng shǔ jī huāng lìng wǒ hěn jǔ sàng |
| [17:59.91] | No, I mean with me. Because you seem to be acting really weird around me. wǒ shì zhǐ duì wǒ nǐ duì wǒ de tài dù zǒng shì guài guài de |
| [18:05.75] | All right, all right. hǎo ba |
| [18:07.75] | Let' s just get this out in the open, okay? wǒ jiù míng shuō le |
| [18:10.85] | You' re hot. nǐ hěn huǒ là |
| [18:13.39] | I' m lovable. wǒ hěn jùn qiào |
| [18:15.52] | Clearly, there' s a vibe going on between us. wǒ men liǎng gè xiǎn rán hěn yǒu gǎn jué |
| [18:19.43] | But we' re roommates... dàn wǒ men shì shì yǒu |
| [18:20.79] | and it' s a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. wǒ men bù néng zǒu shàng zhè tiáo lù |
| [18:25.77] | Imagine living in a supermarket... xiǎng xiàng nǐ zhù zài chāo shì lǐ |
| [18:28.47] | and you' ll understand. zhè yàng nǐ jiù dǒng le |
| [18:32.11] | Okay? So the question is, what do we do? suǒ yǐ wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [18:36.04] | There isn' t anything to do. bù zěn me bàn |
| [18:37.91] | I think you' re really sweet. wǒ jué de nǐ rén hěn hǎo |
| [18:40.61] | But I' m not interested in you like that. dàn shì wǒ duì nǐ méi xìng qù |
| [18:50.26] | No, I mean.... bú shì |
| [18:52.29] | You' re a nice guy, and I' m happy to be your roommate and your friend. nǐ rén zhēn de hěn hǎo wǒ hěn gāo xīng néng dāng nǐ de shì yǒu hé péng yǒu |
| [18:57.43] | I' m just, you know, I just... zhǐ shì... zhǐ shì... |
| [18:59.67] | don' t feel that way about you. wǒ duì nǐ méi yǒu nà zhǒng gǎn jué |
| [19:05.11] | I see what happened. wǒ zhī dào le |
| [19:08.18] | It' s because I was trying to repel you. yīn wèi wǒ yī zhí xiǎng bǎ nǐ xià pǎo |
| [19:11.11] | Right? Believe me, you' d feel a lot different if I turned it on. xiāng xìn wǒ, děng wǒ yī fàng diàn qíng kuàng jiù bù tóng le |
| [19:17.15] | I don' t think so. Oh, I do. yīng gāi bú huì jué duì huì |
| [19:22.52] | How you doing? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [19:26.46] | I' m okay. wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [19:28.70] | What? shén me? |
| [19:31.13] | What? zěn yàng? |
| [19:33.13] | Oh, dear God! wǒ de tiān na |
| [19:56.66] | I' m so sorry. You' re right. This feels great! duì bù qǐ, nǐ shuō de duì, gǎn jué hǎo shuǎng |
| [19:59.49] | And you don' t care if people stare. It' s only a second. Then you' re gone! duì ba? nǐ bú huì zài yì bié rén de mù guāng cái jǐ miǎo zhōng nǐ jiù pǎo bú jiàn le |
| [20:04.46] | It' s amazing! I feel so free and so graceful! méi cuò, gǎn jué zhēn de hǎo bàng wǒ jué de hǎo zì yóu hǎo yōu yǎ |
| [20:13.31] | Watch out for the horse. xiǎo xīn nà pǐ mǎ |
| [20:21.52] | Can I come in now? wǒ kě yǐ jìn qù le ma? |
| [20:31.99] | Why is everything different? Bye. wèi shí me dōng xī dōu biàn le? zài jiàn |
| [20:37.43] | I don' t see anything different... méi yǒu biàn a |
| [20:39.07] | other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it. zhǐ bù guò nǐ yī jìn lái fáng lǐ biàn de gèng liàng le |
| [20:44.34] | The end table is wrong, the couch looks bizarre... xiǎo chá jī wèi zhì bú duì shā fā guài guài de |
| [20:47.44] | and don' t even get me started on the refrigerator magnets. gèng bié tí bīng xiāng shàng de cí tiě |
| [20:51.61] | Okay, don' t be mad, okay? nǐ bié shēng qì |
| [20:54.58] | After I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you... wǒ zhěng lǐ wán dōng xī xiǎng zuò diǎn ràng nǐ gāo xìng de shì |
| [20:58.89] | so I cleaned the apartment. suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù dà sǎo chú |
| [21:02.02] | So I moved everything around, and then I forgot... wǒ bǎ dōng xī luàn bān què wàng le... |
| [21:05.86] | where it went back. I' m sorry, I' m very sorry, I' m sorry. gāi zěn me fù yuán duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ |
| [21:10.76] | That' s okay. méi guān xì qián dé |
| [21:13.10] | Are you afraid of me or something? nǐ zài pà wǒ ma? |
| [21:16.10] | Do you want me to be afraid of you? nǐ yào wǒ pà nǐ ma? |
| [21:19.24] | Of course not. dāng rán bú yào |
| [21:21.58] | My gosh, Chandler, what you did is a wonderful thing... bài tuō, nǐ zuò le zhè me bàng de shì |
| [21:24.98] | and I really appreciate it. wǒ zhēn de hěn kāi xīn |
| [21:27.45] | I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place. wǒ zhī dào wǒ duì dōng xī de bǎi shè yǒu guài pǐ |
| [21:30.72] | But I' d never expect you to worry about that. dàn wǒ wàn wàn méi xiǎng dào nǐ huì dān xīn |
| [21:33.82] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [21:35.89] | Of course. dāng rán shì zhēn de |
| [21:38.09] | Oh, you' re the best. nǐ zuì hǎo le |
| [21:39.93] | You come here to me. guò lái wǒ bào bào |
| [21:42.63] | Hold on, okay? First things first. děng děng, xiān zuò gāi zuò de shì |
| [21:46.63] | Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked? luó sī guāng zhe shēn tǐ shí zuò guò nǎ lǐ? |
| [21:53.97] | It said that by the year 2030... shū shàng shuō dào le 2030 nián |
| [21:56.48] | there' ll be computers carrying out the same number of functions... yǒu xiē diàn nǎo néng zhí xíng... |
| [21:59.88] | as an actual human brain. gēn rén nǎo yí yàng duō de gōng néng |
| [22:02.22] | So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts... suǒ yǐ lǐ lùn shàng rén kě yǐ xià zǎi nǐ de sī xiǎng... |
| [22:05.82] | and your memories into this computer.. hé jì yì dào zhè zhǒng diàn nǎo shàng |
| [22:08.19] | And live forever as a machine. rán hòu yǐ jī qì de xíng tài cháng shēng bū sǐ |
| [22:15.40] | Janine, do you know what we' re doing right now? nǐ zhī dào wǒ men xiàn zài zài zuò shí mǒ ma? |
| [22:19.93] | You and I, we' re interfacing. wǒ men zài lián jié |
| [22:24.00] | I gotta go. wǒ gāi zǒu le |
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