| [00:03.090] | That ripped real nice! |
| [00:04.090] | 一点也不含糊 |
| [00:05.590] | How many times do I have to |
| [00:06.090] | tell you? You turn and slide. |
| [00:10.060] | Turn and slide. 侧身滑出来 |
| [00:11.630] | You don't turn and slide. |
| [00:12.630] | 不是侧身滑出来 |
| [00:13.530] | You throw it out! 是把它扔出去 |
| [00:17.000] | I get tetanus shots every time |
| [00:18.630] | I get dressed! 我每次穿衣服 |
| [00:19.000] | 都得打破伤风预防针 |
| [00:19.900] | We're not throwing it out. I |
| [00:20.630] | built it with my own hands! |
| [00:21.630] | 不能扔掉，这是我亲手钉的 |
| [00:25.440] | How about we sell it? |
| [00:26.630] | 好，那卖掉呢？ |
| [00:29.150] | All right. 好吧 |
| [00:31.750] | But you'll have to tell them. |
| [00:32.630] | 不过你得告诉它们 |
| [00:37.790] | Can we stick you in another |
| [00:38.630] | cabinet? They seem all right |
| [00:40.630] | with it! 你们可以搬个家吗？ |
| [00:41.630] | 看来它们没意见 |
| [00:42.960] | The One with the Cat |
| [00:43.630] | 本集播出：“灵猫” |
| [01:30.340] | Hey,why did the chicken fall |
| [01:31.630] | out of the tree? |
| [01:31.830] | 鸡为什么不会从树下掉下来？ |
| [01:32.740] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [01:33.910] | Because you have doody |
| [01:34.630] | on your head 因为头上有翅膀 |
| [01:38.320] | Yeah,it was funnier |
| [01:39.630] | when Ben told it. 班说就很好笑 |
| [01:44.620] | Hey,Monica. It's Chip. |
| [01:45.630] | 摩妮卡我是奇普 漂亮！ |
| [01:47.290] | Who's Chip? 谁是奇普？ |
| [01:48.560] | It was good running |
| [01:50.630] | into you today. |
| [01:51.160] | My number is 555-9323. Give me |
| [01:51.630] | 很高兴今天遇见你 |
| [01:54.400] | "Chip" is Chip Matthews. 奇普 |
| [01:57.340] | The guy who took Rachel to the |
| [02:00.910] | Because I ran into him at the |
| [02:05.010] | You're so lucky! He's like the |
| [02:09.750] | I know! 我知道 |
| [02:13.690] | Chip? Hi,it's Monica. 奇普？我 |
| [02:17.660] | 好…好 |
| [02:22.560] | 好 |
| [02:25.930] | Oh,my God! We just had the |
| [02:35.310] | I was just leaving. 我正要走 |
| [02:36.770] | Good. 好 |
| [02:38.280] | I've got a report to read. 我 |
| [02:40.310] | It's eight pages. I hope I |
| [02:44.320] | Why? Did you write it? 为什么 |
| [02:50.690] | Look at that! 你看看 |
| [02:52.460] | Chip Matthews called. I wonder |
| [02:57.030] | Well,actually.... 其实… |
| [02:58.700] | I bet he sensed that I was |
| [03:19.750] | 好啊 |
| [03:25.320] | -Are you sure you want to hear |
| [03:30.400] | Chip! Hi,it's Rachel. 奇普，我 |
| [03:33.870] | Rachel Greene. 瑞秋葛林 |
| [03:35.900] | You left me a message? 你留言 |
| [03:40.610] | Yes,you did. My roommate wrote |
| [03:44.510] | Monica Geller? 摩妮卡盖勒？ |
| [03:56.920] | He called to ask out Monica. |
| [04:01.230] | That's got to be embarrassing. |
| [04:09.300] | Dumb drunken bitch 醉醺醺的白 |
| [04:16.470] | Thank you! 谢谢 |
| [04:20.980] | Here's a question. 请问一下 |
| [04:22.550] | Where'd you get the "finest |
| [04:26.050] | First tell us where you got |
| [04:30.560] | It's your ad. 这是你们的广告 |
| [04:31.890] | Looks good? 不赖吧？ |
| [04:34.330] | "Stunning entertainment |
| [04:39.100] | Fine ltalian craftsmanship." |
| [04:43.270] | You're selling the |
| [04:46.170] | Why? I love it. 为什么？我喜欢 |
| [04:47.710] | -You want it? -No. 你们要吗？ |
| [04:54.510] | Five thousand dollars? “定价5 |
| [04:56.750] | Are you insane? 你疯了吗？ |
| [04:58.720] | The ad alone cost $300. 登广告 |
| [05:01.850] | I'm changing it to $50 or your |
| [05:07.230] | What kind of profit is that? |
| [05:13.530] | 我不是 |
| [05:20.140] | What do you do? 那你是什么？ |
| [05:23.110] | I can't believe you don't |
| [05:25.610] | I actually don't know. 我也不 |
| [05:30.450] | Oh,my God,no! Shoo,kitty! 天哪 |
| [05:35.050] | There's a kitty in my guitar |
| [05:37.160] | Everyone's gonna want one. 嘘 |
| [05:44.500] | Crazy! 真是的 |
| [05:46.460] | -Oh,my God! -What? 天哪 什么？ |
| [05:49.130] | Nothing. 没事 |
| [05:51.140] | What's wrong? 怎么了？ |
| [05:56.010] | I just have this really strong |
| [06:01.410] | The mom you met in Montauk? |
| [06:05.850] | That makes the fact that she |
| [06:10.090] | No. She was a human lady. 不， |
| [06:12.490] | This is the spirit of my |
| [06:21.700] | No,Dr. Skeptismo. 没有，疑心病 |
| [06:25.000] | I'm sure. First of all,there's |
| [06:30.170] | And for another, she went into |
| [06:34.210] | ...which is lined with orange |
| [06:39.120] | My mother's favorite fish was |
| [06:46.400] | Cats like fish. 猫喜欢吃鱼 |
| [06:51.500] | You had me with orange felt. |
| [06:55.670] | Hi,Mommy! 妈 |
| [06:59.570] | I haven't seen this smile in |
| [07:05.310] | -Phoebe's mom's got a huge |
| [07:14.320] | When were you going to tell me |
| [07:23.260] | No. I can't believe you'd want |
| [07:28.270] | That thing at the prom? 你是说 |
| [07:29.870] | I couldn't find him for hours! |
| [07:36.010] | That was in high school. How |
| [07:39.410] | Oh,yeah,you're right,Moni-cow. |
| [07:44.920] | Okay,I hear you. 我懂了 |
| [07:47.320] | Why do you have to go out with |
| [07:50.690] | We went to different schools. |
| [07:52.660] | We went to the same school. 少 |
| [07:55.690] | You went to one where you were |
| [07:58.000] | You rode on Chip's motorcycle |
| [08:02.330] | I went to one where I wore a |
| [08:08.410] | They had that specially made? |
| [08:12.840] | It was a Home Ec project. 那是 |
| [08:16.910] | Oh,my God! They said it was |
| [08:23.220] | Back then I thought that I'd |
| [08:28.190] | Now he's called me up and |
| [08:31.230] | The fat girl inside me really |
| [08:35.570] | I never let her eat. 我从不让 |
| [08:38.270] | -You go out with him. -Really? |
| [08:42.110] | If possible,could you leave |
| [08:46.740] | I'll try. 我试试看 |
| [08:51.680] | Any luck getting rid of the |
| [08:54.950] | There were a couple calls, but |
| [08:59.220] | Joey has a very careful |
| [09:03.190] | Not everyone is qualified to |
| [09:07.700] | Stop it! 别挣扎了 |
| [09:09.530] | She keeps trying to get away. |
| [09:16.140] | How long is your mom going to |
| [09:19.140] | I'm not sure. 我不确定 |
| [09:20.950] | I guess until she gets used to |
| [09:24.980] | ...a new mom. 新妈妈吧 |
| [09:28.150] | Now she's worried that she'll |
| [09:31.620] | That's not going to happen,is |
| [09:35.490] | I have to go make a call. 我去 |
| [09:37.300] | Why not use this phone? 怎么不 |
| [09:39.230] | I'm returning a call from a |
| [09:44.000] | I just spelled the wrong word. |
| [09:47.610] | Anyway,I don't want to do it |
| [09:51.040] | Hey,you swore you would never |
| [09:55.880] | So am I crazy,or does Phoebe's |
| [10:02.790] | Ross,don't start. 罗斯，别提了 |
| [10:05.190] | You actually believe there's a |
| [10:10.030] | I believe it. 我相信 |
| [10:13.130] | No,you don't. 你才不信 |
| [10:15.570] | No,you 你才不… |
| [10:20.640] | You won't suck me into this. |
| [10:22.740] | Sure I will. Because you |
| [10:27.140] | I do not always have |
| [10:33.120] | Jurassic Park could happen. “ |
| [10:40.620] | And you know what? Actually, I |
| [10:53.700] | You were kidding about the |
| [11:03.810] | "Pretty nice"? 还不赖？ |
| [11:06.080] | Pardon my roommate. He wanted |
| [11:09.890] | We don't have $50. But would |
| [11:13.420] | We got a canoe. 我们有一艘独木 |
| [11:22.670] | I don't think we need a canoe. |
| [11:25.170] | You got to take it. 你们一定要 |
| [11:30.110] | Just take the entertainment |
| [11:32.610] | Then when you get home, throw |
| [11:35.780] | We're not throwing it away. I |
| [11:39.950] | Good for you! 干得好！ |
| [11:44.420] | （中央咖啡馆） |
| [11:47.120] | You won't believe what I found |
| [11:51.060] | Look familiar? 眼熟吗？ |
| [11:52.460] | Apparently Phoebe's mother |
| [11:58.300] | Wait a minute. This is not the |
| [12:04.110] | A little girl's looking for |
| [12:07.880] | Yeah! $200 reward split five |
| [12:13.420] | Do we have to tell her? 要告诉 |
| [12:15.790] | -Yes,we do. -But it's made her |
| [12:19.860] | Little girl misses her cat. 想 |
| [12:22.260] | Crazy lady thinks her mother |
| [12:26.600] | I have to go have dinner with |
| [12:29.630] | Can I trust that when you see |
| [12:33.100] | 会 |
| [12:34.770] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [12:38.410] | I hate when Ross is right. 我 |
| [12:40.880] | He is right,isn't he? 他说得对 |
| [12:42.280] | This might be one time when |
| [12:45.150] | -You think? -Oh,no. He's |
| [13:01.200] | About your mom. 菲比，关于你的 |
| [13:06.500] | How's that going? 你们处得好吗 |
| [13:08.770] | So great. We took a nap |
| [13:11.910] | Mom fell asleep on my tummy |
| [13:16.710] | That's so sweet. 真温馨 |
| [13:21.020] | I'm gonna get some coffee. 我 |
| [13:28.930] | What'd you say,Joe? I'll be |
| [13:37.030] | I just feel so.... 菲比 我觉得 |
| [13:39.040] | -All right! -I'm coming |
| [13:47.910] | Not yet,not yet,not yet! 还没 |
| [13:56.620] | -Hello,Chip. -How you doing? |
| [13:58.620] | I'm great! 很好 |
| [14:00.160] | Got a great job. I have |
| [14:03.430] | Though I'm not seeing anyone |
| [14:10.570] | So,Monica ready yet? 摩妮卡好 |
| [14:15.570] | She'll be out in a second. 她 |
| [14:17.640] | So,Chip,how's Amy Welsh? 奇普 |
| [14:21.080] | Amy Welsh? I haven't seen her |
| [14:26.480] | So,Monica about ready? 摩妮卡 |
| [14:34.090] | -Well,you guys have fun. - |
| [14:36.730] | Bye,Chip. 奇普再见 |
| [14:39.400] | -Are you sure you're okay |
| [14:41.730] | Okay,great. 太好了 |
| [14:46.440] | This is the unit for you. 买这 |
| [14:48.770] | Sturdy construction, tons of |
| [14:51.810] | Some big enough to fit a grown |
| [14:55.250] | -What? -Yeah,I got in there |
| [14:59.120] | My roommate bet me $5 I |
| [15:01.490] | Then he stuck a board through |
| [15:05.890] | It was funny till I felt like |
| [15:11.000] | No,you can't fit in there. |
| [15:14.900] | Oh,yeah? 是吗？ |
| [15:17.940] | If I can't... 要是我进不去… |
| [15:19.970] | ...I'll knock $5 off the |
| [15:22.910] | All right,you have yourself a |
| [15:29.750] | See? I told you. 你看，我就说 |
| [15:34.990] | Sometimes I come in here just |
| [15:40.290] | Hey,a nickel! 有5分钱 |
| [15:46.660] | Here we are. 到了 |
| [15:47.930] | You still have the Chipper! 天 |
| [15:50.230] | The what? 什么？ |
| [15:51.900] | That's what we called your |
| [15:55.810] | A motorcycle's a chopper. 摩托 |
| [15:57.740] | And you're Chip. 而你叫奇普 |
| [16:00.080] | Never mind. 没事 |
| [16:02.510] | I think it's cute. 真可爱 |
| [16:09.620] | A lipper from Chipper. 奇普亲 |
| [16:13.860] | Are you still in touch with |
| [16:21.770] | I still hang with Simens and |
| [16:27.040] | I run into Goldie... 三不五时 |
| [16:29.340] | ...Stick,Brown,Sulkov,McGuire. |
| [16:32.010] | ...J.T.,Beardsley. 杰弟、毕斯 |
| [16:34.780] | Is that all? 就这样？ |
| [16:36.050] | After high school, you kind of |
| [16:40.550] | I ran into Richard Dorfman. 我 |
| [16:42.620] | -How is he? -Me and Simens |
| [16:47.960] | Isn't he an architect? 他不是 |
| [16:49.590] | They still wear underwear. 建 |
| [17:04.540] | Oh,my God! 天哪！ |
| [17:08.050] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [17:11.950] | Are you all right? 你还好吗？ |
| [17:16.220] | What happened? 怎么回事？ |
| [17:18.320] | Oh,man,he promised he wouldn't |
| [17:22.560] | How were you locked in? Where |
| [17:27.660] | This guy came by to look at |
| [17:30.300] | ...and he said it won't fit a |
| [17:33.670] | So you got in voluntarily? 所 |
| [17:36.310] | I was trying to make a sale! |
| [17:39.180] | If I ever run into him, you |
| [17:42.680] | Bend over? 把**翘起来？ |
| [17:49.090] | And then Zana just let one |
| [17:57.260] | Not that I don't enjoy talking |
| [18:00.960] | ...because I do. 我喜欢 |
| [18:03.200] | Maybe we can talk about |
| [18:05.640] | I don't know where you work. |
| [18:08.270] | -You know where I work. -I do? |
| [18:10.870] | The movie theater. You used to |
| [18:14.780] | Still at the Multiplex? 你还在 |
| [18:16.480] | Like I'd give up that job! 我 |
| [18:19.650] | Free popcorn and candy anytime |
| [18:22.450] | I can get you posters. 我可以 |
| [18:24.020] | Thanks,I'm set. 谢谢，不用了 |
| [18:26.920] | Oh,you know who came in the |
| [18:38.000] | Do you still live with your |
| [18:39.840] | Yeah,but I can stay out as |
| [18:48.510] | You know,with all of our stuff |
| [18:54.250] | Why couldn't he have been a |
| [18:58.560] | They really got you guys. Your |
| [19:02.400] | Your microwave,the stereo. 微 |
| [19:05.560] | Man,he took the five of |
| [19:09.800] | No,here it is. 在这里 |
| [19:13.800] | Oh,my God! What happened? 天哪 |
| [19:15.970] | Joey was born,and then 28 |
| [19:23.980] | So how was your date? 怎么样？ |
| [19:26.050] | Well,I always wanted to go out |
| [19:29.650] | Tonight,I actually went out |
| [19:34.660] | Honey,I'm sorry. 真可惜 |
| [19:36.490] | Not only did I get to go out |
| [19:39.630] | ...I got to dump Chip. 我还甩 |
| [19:41.570] | -That's so great! -I know. 太 |
| [19:49.640] | They said,"You don't have |
| [19:57.510] | You didn't tell her? 你们没有 |
| [20:02.820] | Okay,fine. 好吧 |
| [20:05.620] | 菲比 |
| [20:08.330] | Listen... 听我说 |
| [20:10.690] | ...this cat belongs to a |
| [20:14.060] | There are flyers all over the |
| [20:17.500] | I'm sorry,sweetie. 对不起 |
| [20:20.100] | We can take her back with you |
| [20:26.840] | But,you know,she chose to find |
| [20:30.550] | I have to respect her |
| [20:34.690] | -That's a good call. -That's |
| [20:38.520] | Enough is enough. 不对，别再闹 |
| [20:40.020] | I'm sorry you feel guilty |
| [20:44.560] | But this isn't your old mom. |
| [20:46.530] | This is a cat. 这是一只猫 |
| [20:48.130] | Julio the cat. 它叫胡立欧 |
| [20:50.900] | Not Mom! Cat. 不是妈妈，是猫 |
| [21:01.710] | Ross,how many parents have you |
| [21:05.550] | None. 零个 |
| [21:07.080] | Then you don't know how it |
| [21:15.290] | I believe this is my mother. |
| [21:17.630] | Even if I'm wrong,who cares? |
| [21:20.230] | Just be a friend,okay? Be |
| [21:27.070] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [21:29.310] | Okay. 好 |
| [21:32.510] | I don't know what to say. 我不 |
| [21:37.210] | You could say... 你可以... |
| [21:38.880] | ...you're sorry to her mom. |
| [21:47.920] | I think she would like that. |
| [22:01.040] | Come here. Here,come here. 乖 |
| [22:05.940] | Mrs. Buffay? 布非太太？ |
| [22:10.750] | Sorry about what I said. 我为 |
| [22:13.450] | It was insensitive of me to |
| [22:16.890] | ...that you were just a cat... |
| [22:21.590] | ...when,clearly,you are |
| [22:23.630] | ...the reincarnated spirit... |
| [22:27.430] | ...of my friend's mother. |
| [22:31.600] | Thank you. 谢谢你 |
| [22:33.840] | We both forgive you. 我们都原 |
| [22:37.610] | What will you do about the |
| [22:41.510] | Listen. 好，听我说 |
| [22:43.910] | Mom,I hope you know you still |
| [22:47.150] | You're welcome to come back |
| [22:51.720] | If she'd come back as a couch, |
| [22:57.230] | Come on. I'll take you home. |
| [22:59.060] | -I'll go with you. -Me too. 我 |
| [23:03.270] | I got an extra futon. 我有多的 |
| [23:05.670] | Dude,you don't have to brag. |
| [23:13.410] | 谨此纪念桃乐丝考夫曼 |
| [23:43.210] | You know.... 说真的… |
| [23:46.640] | It's peaceful out here. 这里真 |
| [00:03.090] | That ripped real nice! |
| [00:04.090] | yi dian ye bu han hu |
| [00:05.590] | How many times do I have to |
| [00:06.090] | tell you? You turn and slide. |
| [00:10.060] | Turn and slide. ce shen hua chu lai |
| [00:11.630] | You don' t turn and slide. |
| [00:12.630] | bu shi ce shen hua chu lai |
| [00:13.530] | You throw it out! shi ba ta reng chu qu |
| [00:17.000] | I get tetanus shots every time |
| [00:18.630] | I get dressed! wo mei ci chuan yi fu |
| [00:19.000] | dou de da po shang feng yu fang zhen |
| [00:19.900] | We' re not throwing it out. I |
| [00:20.630] | built it with my own hands! |
| [00:21.630] | bu neng reng diao, zhe shi wo qin shou ding de |
| [00:25.440] | How about we sell it? |
| [00:26.630] | hao, na mai diao ne? |
| [00:29.150] | All right. hao ba |
| [00:31.750] | But you' ll have to tell them. |
| [00:32.630] | bu guo ni de gao su ta men |
| [00:37.790] | Can we stick you in another |
| [00:38.630] | cabinet? They seem all right |
| [00:40.630] | with it! ni men ke yi ban ge jia ma? |
| [00:41.630] | kan lai ta men mei yi jian |
| [00:42.960] | The One with the Cat |
| [00:43.630] | ben ji bo chu:" ling mao" |
| [01:30.340] | Hey, why did the chicken fall |
| [01:31.630] | out of the tree? |
| [01:31.830] | ji wei shi me bu hui cong shu xia diao xia lai? |
| [01:32.740] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [01:33.910] | Because you have doody |
| [01:34.630] | on your head yin wei tou shang you chi bang |
| [01:38.320] | Yeah, it was funnier |
| [01:39.630] | when Ben told it. ban shuo jiu hen hao xiao |
| [01:44.620] | Hey, Monica. It' s Chip. |
| [01:45.630] | mo ni ka wo shi qi pu piao liang! |
| [01:47.290] | Who' s Chip? shui shi qi pu? |
| [01:48.560] | It was good running |
| [01:50.630] | into you today. |
| [01:51.160] | My number is 5559323. Give me |
| [01:51.630] | hen gao xing jin tian yu jian ni |
| [01:54.400] | " Chip" is Chip Matthews. qi pu |
| [01:57.340] | The guy who took Rachel to the |
| [02:00.910] | Because I ran into him at the |
| [02:05.010] | You' re so lucky! He' s like the |
| [02:09.750] | I know! wo zhi dao |
| [02:13.690] | Chip? Hi, it' s Monica. qi pu? wo |
| [02:17.660] | hao hao |
| [02:22.560] | hao |
| [02:25.930] | Oh, my God! We just had the |
| [02:35.310] | I was just leaving. wo zheng yao zou |
| [02:36.770] | Good. hao |
| [02:38.280] | I' ve got a report to read. wo |
| [02:40.310] | It' s eight pages. I hope I |
| [02:44.320] | Why? Did you write it? wei shi me |
| [02:50.690] | Look at that! ni kan kan |
| [02:52.460] | Chip Matthews called. I wonder |
| [02:57.030] | Well, actually.... qi shi |
| [02:58.700] | I bet he sensed that I was |
| [03:19.750] | hao a |
| [03:25.320] | Are you sure you want to hear |
| [03:30.400] | Chip! Hi, it' s Rachel. qi pu, wo |
| [03:33.870] | Rachel Greene. rui qiu ge lin |
| [03:35.900] | You left me a message? ni liu yan |
| [03:40.610] | Yes, you did. My roommate wrote |
| [03:44.510] | Monica Geller? mo ni ka gai lei? |
| [03:56.920] | He called to ask out Monica. |
| [04:01.230] | That' s got to be embarrassing. |
| [04:09.300] | Dumb drunken bitch zui xun xun de bai |
| [04:16.470] | Thank you! xie xie |
| [04:20.980] | Here' s a question. qing wen yi xia |
| [04:22.550] | Where' d you get the " finest |
| [04:26.050] | First tell us where you got |
| [04:30.560] | It' s your ad. zhe shi ni men de guang gao |
| [04:31.890] | Looks good? bu lai ba? |
| [04:34.330] | " Stunning entertainment |
| [04:39.100] | Fine ltalian craftsmanship." |
| [04:43.270] | You' re selling the |
| [04:46.170] | Why? I love it. wei shi me? wo xi huan |
| [04:47.710] | You want it? No. ni men yao ma? |
| [04:54.510] | Five thousand dollars? " ding jia 5 |
| [04:56.750] | Are you insane? ni feng le ma? |
| [04:58.720] | The ad alone cost 300. deng guang gao |
| [05:01.850] | I' m changing it to 50 or your |
| [05:07.230] | What kind of profit is that? |
| [05:13.530] | wo bu shi |
| [05:20.140] | What do you do? na ni shi shen me? |
| [05:23.110] | I can' t believe you don' t |
| [05:25.610] | I actually don' t know. wo ye bu |
| [05:30.450] | Oh, my God, no! Shoo, kitty! tian na |
| [05:35.050] | There' s a kitty in my guitar |
| [05:37.160] | Everyone' s gonna want one. xu |
| [05:44.500] | Crazy! zhen shi de |
| [05:46.460] | Oh, my God! What? tian na shen me? |
| [05:49.130] | Nothing. mei shi |
| [05:51.140] | What' s wrong? zen me le? |
| [05:56.010] | I just have this really strong |
| [06:01.410] | The mom you met in Montauk? |
| [06:05.850] | That makes the fact that she |
| [06:10.090] | No. She was a human lady. bu, |
| [06:12.490] | This is the spirit of my |
| [06:21.700] | No, Dr. Skeptismo. mei you, yi xin bing |
| [06:25.000] | I' m sure. First of all, there' s |
| [06:30.170] | And for another, she went into |
| [06:34.210] | ... which is lined with orange |
| [06:39.120] | My mother' s favorite fish was |
| [06:46.400] | Cats like fish. mao xi huan chi yu |
| [06:51.500] | You had me with orange felt. |
| [06:55.670] | Hi, Mommy! ma |
| [06:59.570] | I haven' t seen this smile in |
| [07:05.310] | Phoebe' s mom' s got a huge |
| [07:14.320] | When were you going to tell me |
| [07:23.260] | No. I can' t believe you' d want |
| [07:28.270] | That thing at the prom? ni shi shuo |
| [07:29.870] | I couldn' t find him for hours! |
| [07:36.010] | That was in high school. How |
| [07:39.410] | Oh, yeah, you' re right, Monicow. |
| [07:44.920] | Okay, I hear you. wo dong le |
| [07:47.320] | Why do you have to go out with |
| [07:50.690] | We went to different schools. |
| [07:52.660] | We went to the same school. shao |
| [07:55.690] | You went to one where you were |
| [07:58.000] | You rode on Chip' s motorcycle |
| [08:02.330] | I went to one where I wore a |
| [08:08.410] | They had that specially made? |
| [08:12.840] | It was a Home Ec project. na shi |
| [08:16.910] | Oh, my God! They said it was |
| [08:23.220] | Back then I thought that I' d |
| [08:28.190] | Now he' s called me up and |
| [08:31.230] | The fat girl inside me really |
| [08:35.570] | I never let her eat. wo cong bu rang |
| [08:38.270] | You go out with him. Really? |
| [08:42.110] | If possible, could you leave |
| [08:46.740] | I' ll try. wo shi shi kan |
| [08:51.680] | Any luck getting rid of the |
| [08:54.950] | There were a couple calls, but |
| [08:59.220] | Joey has a very careful |
| [09:03.190] | Not everyone is qualified to |
| [09:07.700] | Stop it! bie zheng zha le |
| [09:09.530] | She keeps trying to get away. |
| [09:16.140] | How long is your mom going to |
| [09:19.140] | I' m not sure. wo bu que ding |
| [09:20.950] | I guess until she gets used to |
| [09:24.980] | ... a new mom. xin ma ma ba |
| [09:28.150] | Now she' s worried that she' ll |
| [09:31.620] | That' s not going to happen, is |
| [09:35.490] | I have to go make a call. wo qu |
| [09:37.300] | Why not use this phone? zen me bu |
| [09:39.230] | I' m returning a call from a |
| [09:44.000] | I just spelled the wrong word. |
| [09:47.610] | Anyway, I don' t want to do it |
| [09:51.040] | Hey, you swore you would never |
| [09:55.880] | So am I crazy, or does Phoebe' s |
| [10:02.790] | Ross, don' t start. luo si, bie ti le |
| [10:05.190] | You actually believe there' s a |
| [10:10.030] | I believe it. wo xiang xin |
| [10:13.130] | No, you don' t. ni cai bu xin |
| [10:15.570] | No, you ni cai bu |
| [10:20.640] | You won' t suck me into this. |
| [10:22.740] | Sure I will. Because you |
| [10:27.140] | I do not always have |
| [10:33.120] | Jurassic Park could happen. " |
| [10:40.620] | And you know what? Actually, I |
| [10:53.700] | You were kidding about the |
| [11:03.810] | " Pretty nice"? hai bu lai? |
| [11:06.080] | Pardon my roommate. He wanted |
| [11:09.890] | We don' t have 50. But would |
| [11:13.420] | We got a canoe. wo men you yi sou du mu |
| [11:22.670] | I don' t think we need a canoe. |
| [11:25.170] | You got to take it. ni men yi ding yao |
| [11:30.110] | Just take the entertainment |
| [11:32.610] | Then when you get home, throw |
| [11:35.780] | We' re not throwing it away. I |
| [11:39.950] | Good for you! gan de hao! |
| [11:44.420] | zhong yang ka fei guan |
| [11:47.120] | You won' t believe what I found |
| [11:51.060] | Look familiar? yan shu ma? |
| [11:52.460] | Apparently Phoebe' s mother |
| [11:58.300] | Wait a minute. This is not the |
| [12:04.110] | A little girl' s looking for |
| [12:07.880] | Yeah! 200 reward split five |
| [12:13.420] | Do we have to tell her? yao gao su |
| [12:15.790] | Yes, we do. But it' s made her |
| [12:19.860] | Little girl misses her cat. xiang |
| [12:22.260] | Crazy lady thinks her mother |
| [12:26.600] | I have to go have dinner with |
| [12:29.630] | Can I trust that when you see |
| [12:33.100] | hui |
| [12:34.770] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [12:38.410] | I hate when Ross is right. wo |
| [12:40.880] | He is right, isn' t he? ta shuo de dui |
| [12:42.280] | This might be one time when |
| [12:45.150] | You think? Oh, no. He' s |
| [13:01.200] | About your mom. fei bi, guan yu ni de |
| [13:06.500] | How' s that going? ni men chu de hao ma |
| [13:08.770] | So great. We took a nap |
| [13:11.910] | Mom fell asleep on my tummy |
| [13:16.710] | That' s so sweet. zhen wen xin |
| [13:21.020] | I' m gonna get some coffee. wo |
| [13:28.930] | What' d you say, Joe? I' ll be |
| [13:37.030] | I just feel so.... fei bi wo jue de |
| [13:39.040] | All right! I' m coming |
| [13:47.910] | Not yet, not yet, not yet! hai mei |
| [13:56.620] | Hello, Chip. How you doing? |
| [13:58.620] | I' m great! hen hao |
| [14:00.160] | Got a great job. I have |
| [14:03.430] | Though I' m not seeing anyone |
| [14:10.570] | So, Monica ready yet? mo ni ka hao |
| [14:15.570] | She' ll be out in a second. ta |
| [14:17.640] | So, Chip, how' s Amy Welsh? qi pu |
| [14:21.080] | Amy Welsh? I haven' t seen her |
| [14:26.480] | So, Monica about ready? mo ni ka |
| [14:34.090] | Well, you guys have fun. |
| [14:36.730] | Bye, Chip. qi pu zai jian |
| [14:39.400] | Are you sure you' re okay |
| [14:41.730] | Okay, great. tai hao le |
| [14:46.440] | This is the unit for you. mai zhe |
| [14:48.770] | Sturdy construction, tons of |
| [14:51.810] | Some big enough to fit a grown |
| [14:55.250] | What? Yeah, I got in there |
| [14:59.120] | My roommate bet me 5 I |
| [15:01.490] | Then he stuck a board through |
| [15:05.890] | It was funny till I felt like |
| [15:11.000] | No, you can' t fit in there. |
| [15:14.900] | Oh, yeah? shi ma? |
| [15:17.940] | If I can' t... yao shi wo jin bu qu |
| [15:19.970] | ... I' ll knock 5 off the |
| [15:22.910] | All right, you have yourself a |
| [15:29.750] | See? I told you. ni kan, wo jiu shuo |
| [15:34.990] | Sometimes I come in here just |
| [15:40.290] | Hey, a nickel! you 5 fen qian |
| [15:46.660] | Here we are. dao le |
| [15:47.930] | You still have the Chipper! tian |
| [15:50.230] | The what? shen me? |
| [15:51.900] | That' s what we called your |
| [15:55.810] | A motorcycle' s a chopper. mo tuo |
| [15:57.740] | And you' re Chip. er ni jiao qi pu |
| [16:00.080] | Never mind. mei shi |
| [16:02.510] | I think it' s cute. zhen ke ai |
| [16:09.620] | A lipper from Chipper. qi pu qin |
| [16:13.860] | Are you still in touch with |
| [16:21.770] | I still hang with Simens and |
| [16:27.040] | I run into Goldie... san bu wu shi |
| [16:29.340] | ... Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire. |
| [16:32.010] | ... J. T., Beardsley. jie di bi si |
| [16:34.780] | Is that all? jiu zhe yang? |
| [16:36.050] | After high school, you kind of |
| [16:40.550] | I ran into Richard Dorfman. wo |
| [16:42.620] | How is he? Me and Simens |
| [16:47.960] | Isn' t he an architect? ta bu shi |
| [16:49.590] | They still wear underwear. jian |
| [17:04.540] | Oh, my God! tian na! |
| [17:08.050] | What? zen me le? |
| [17:11.950] | Are you all right? ni hai hao ma? |
| [17:16.220] | What happened? zen me hui shi? |
| [17:18.320] | Oh, man, he promised he wouldn' t |
| [17:22.560] | How were you locked in? Where |
| [17:27.660] | This guy came by to look at |
| [17:30.300] | ... and he said it won' t fit a |
| [17:33.670] | So you got in voluntarily? suo |
| [17:36.310] | I was trying to make a sale! |
| [17:39.180] | If I ever run into him, you |
| [17:42.680] | Bend over? ba qiao qi lai? |
| [17:49.090] | And then Zana just let one |
| [17:57.260] | Not that I don' t enjoy talking |
| [18:00.960] | ... because I do. wo xi huan |
| [18:03.200] | Maybe we can talk about |
| [18:05.640] | I don' t know where you work. |
| [18:08.270] | You know where I work. I do? |
| [18:10.870] | The movie theater. You used to |
| [18:14.780] | Still at the Multiplex? ni hai zai |
| [18:16.480] | Like I' d give up that job! wo |
| [18:19.650] | Free popcorn and candy anytime |
| [18:22.450] | I can get you posters. wo ke yi |
| [18:24.020] | Thanks, I' m set. xie xie, bu yong le |
| [18:26.920] | Oh, you know who came in the |
| [18:38.000] | Do you still live with your |
| [18:39.840] | Yeah, but I can stay out as |
| [18:48.510] | You know, with all of our stuff |
| [18:54.250] | Why couldn' t he have been a |
| [18:58.560] | They really got you guys. Your |
| [19:02.400] | Your microwave, the stereo. wei |
| [19:05.560] | Man, he took the five of |
| [19:09.800] | No, here it is. zai zhe li |
| [19:13.800] | Oh, my God! What happened? tian na |
| [19:15.970] | Joey was born, and then 28 |
| [19:23.980] | So how was your date? zen me yang? |
| [19:26.050] | Well, I always wanted to go out |
| [19:29.650] | Tonight, I actually went out |
| [19:34.660] | Honey, I' m sorry. zhen ke xi |
| [19:36.490] | Not only did I get to go out |
| [19:39.630] | ... I got to dump Chip. wo hai shuai |
| [19:41.570] | That' s so great! I know. tai |
| [19:49.640] | They said," You don' t have |
| [19:57.510] | You didn' t tell her? ni men mei you |
| [20:02.820] | Okay, fine. hao ba |
| [20:05.620] | fei bi |
| [20:08.330] | Listen... ting wo shuo |
| [20:10.690] | ... this cat belongs to a |
| [20:14.060] | There are flyers all over the |
| [20:17.500] | I' m sorry, sweetie. dui bu qi |
| [20:20.100] | We can take her back with you |
| [20:26.840] | But, you know, she chose to find |
| [20:30.550] | I have to respect her |
| [20:34.690] | That' s a good call. That' s |
| [20:38.520] | Enough is enough. bu dui, bie zai nao |
| [20:40.020] | I' m sorry you feel guilty |
| [20:44.560] | But this isn' t your old mom. |
| [20:46.530] | This is a cat. zhe shi yi zhi mao |
| [20:48.130] | Julio the cat. ta jiao hu li ou |
| [20:50.900] | Not Mom! Cat. bu shi ma ma, shi mao |
| [21:01.710] | Ross, how many parents have you |
| [21:05.550] | None. ling ge |
| [21:07.080] | Then you don' t know how it |
| [21:15.290] | I believe this is my mother. |
| [21:17.630] | Even if I' m wrong, who cares? |
| [21:20.230] | Just be a friend, okay? Be |
| [21:27.070] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [21:29.310] | Okay. hao |
| [21:32.510] | I don' t know what to say. wo bu |
| [21:37.210] | You could say... ni ke yi... |
| [21:38.880] | ... you' re sorry to her mom. |
| [21:47.920] | I think she would like that. |
| [22:01.040] | Come here. Here, come here. guai |
| [22:05.940] | Mrs. Buffay? bu fei tai tai? |
| [22:10.750] | Sorry about what I said. wo wei |
| [22:13.450] | It was insensitive of me to |
| [22:16.890] | ... that you were just a cat... |
| [22:21.590] | ... when, clearly, you are |
| [22:23.630] | ... the reincarnated spirit... |
| [22:27.430] | ... of my friend' s mother. |
| [22:31.600] | Thank you. xie xie ni |
| [22:33.840] | We both forgive you. wo men dou yuan |
| [22:37.610] | What will you do about the |
| [22:41.510] | Listen. hao, ting wo shuo |
| [22:43.910] | Mom, I hope you know you still |
| [22:47.150] | You' re welcome to come back |
| [22:51.720] | If she' d come back as a couch, |
| [22:57.230] | Come on. I' ll take you home. |
| [22:59.060] | I' ll go with you. Me too. wo |
| [23:03.270] | I got an extra futon. wo you duo de |
| [23:05.670] | Dude, you don' t have to brag. |
| [23:13.410] | jin ci ji nian tao le si kao fu man |
| [23:43.210] | You know.... shuo zhen de |
| [23:46.640] | It' s peaceful out here. zhe li zhen |
| [00:03.090] | That ripped real nice! |
| [00:04.090] | yì diǎn yě bù hán hu |
| [00:05.590] | How many times do I have to |
| [00:06.090] | tell you? You turn and slide. |
| [00:10.060] | Turn and slide. cè shēn huá chū lái |
| [00:11.630] | You don' t turn and slide. |
| [00:12.630] | bú shì cè shēn huá chū lái |
| [00:13.530] | You throw it out! shì bǎ tā rēng chū qù |
| [00:17.000] | I get tetanus shots every time |
| [00:18.630] | I get dressed! wǒ měi cì chuān yī fu |
| [00:19.000] | dōu dé dǎ pò shāng fēng yù fáng zhēn |
| [00:19.900] | We' re not throwing it out. I |
| [00:20.630] | built it with my own hands! |
| [00:21.630] | bù néng rēng diào, zhè shì wǒ qīn shǒu dīng de |
| [00:25.440] | How about we sell it? |
| [00:26.630] | hǎo, nà mài diào ne? |
| [00:29.150] | All right. hǎo ba |
| [00:31.750] | But you' ll have to tell them. |
| [00:32.630] | bù guò nǐ dé gào sù tā men |
| [00:37.790] | Can we stick you in another |
| [00:38.630] | cabinet? They seem all right |
| [00:40.630] | with it! nǐ men kě yǐ bān gè jiā ma? |
| [00:41.630] | kàn lái tā men méi yì jiàn |
| [00:42.960] | The One with the Cat |
| [00:43.630] | běn jí bō chū:" líng māo" |
| [01:30.340] | Hey, why did the chicken fall |
| [01:31.630] | out of the tree? |
| [01:31.830] | jī wèi shí me bú huì cóng shù xià diào xià lái? |
| [01:32.740] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [01:33.910] | Because you have doody |
| [01:34.630] | on your head yīn wéi tóu shàng yǒu chì bǎng |
| [01:38.320] | Yeah, it was funnier |
| [01:39.630] | when Ben told it. bān shuō jiù hěn hǎo xiào |
| [01:44.620] | Hey, Monica. It' s Chip. |
| [01:45.630] | mó nī kǎ wǒ shì qí pǔ piào liàng! |
| [01:47.290] | Who' s Chip? shuí shì qí pǔ? |
| [01:48.560] | It was good running |
| [01:50.630] | into you today. |
| [01:51.160] | My number is 5559323. Give me |
| [01:51.630] | hěn gāo xìng jīn tiān yù jiàn nǐ |
| [01:54.400] | " Chip" is Chip Matthews. qí pǔ |
| [01:57.340] | The guy who took Rachel to the |
| [02:00.910] | Because I ran into him at the |
| [02:05.010] | You' re so lucky! He' s like the |
| [02:09.750] | I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:13.690] | Chip? Hi, it' s Monica. qí pǔ? wǒ |
| [02:17.660] | hǎo hǎo |
| [02:22.560] | hǎo |
| [02:25.930] | Oh, my God! We just had the |
| [02:35.310] | I was just leaving. wǒ zhèng yào zǒu |
| [02:36.770] | Good. hǎo |
| [02:38.280] | I' ve got a report to read. wǒ |
| [02:40.310] | It' s eight pages. I hope I |
| [02:44.320] | Why? Did you write it? wèi shí me |
| [02:50.690] | Look at that! nǐ kàn kàn |
| [02:52.460] | Chip Matthews called. I wonder |
| [02:57.030] | Well, actually.... qí shí |
| [02:58.700] | I bet he sensed that I was |
| [03:19.750] | hǎo a |
| [03:25.320] | Are you sure you want to hear |
| [03:30.400] | Chip! Hi, it' s Rachel. qí pǔ, wǒ |
| [03:33.870] | Rachel Greene. ruì qiū gé lín |
| [03:35.900] | You left me a message? nǐ liú yán |
| [03:40.610] | Yes, you did. My roommate wrote |
| [03:44.510] | Monica Geller? mó nī kǎ gài lēi? |
| [03:56.920] | He called to ask out Monica. |
| [04:01.230] | That' s got to be embarrassing. |
| [04:09.300] | Dumb drunken bitch zuì xūn xūn de bái |
| [04:16.470] | Thank you! xiè xiè |
| [04:20.980] | Here' s a question. qǐng wèn yī xià |
| [04:22.550] | Where' d you get the " finest |
| [04:26.050] | First tell us where you got |
| [04:30.560] | It' s your ad. zhè shì nǐ men de guǎng gào |
| [04:31.890] | Looks good? bù lài ba? |
| [04:34.330] | " Stunning entertainment |
| [04:39.100] | Fine ltalian craftsmanship." |
| [04:43.270] | You' re selling the |
| [04:46.170] | Why? I love it. wèi shí me? wǒ xǐ huān |
| [04:47.710] | You want it? No. nǐ men yào ma? |
| [04:54.510] | Five thousand dollars? " dìng jià 5 |
| [04:56.750] | Are you insane? nǐ fēng le ma? |
| [04:58.720] | The ad alone cost 300. dēng guǎng gào |
| [05:01.850] | I' m changing it to 50 or your |
| [05:07.230] | What kind of profit is that? |
| [05:13.530] | wǒ bú shì |
| [05:20.140] | What do you do? nà nǐ shì shén me? |
| [05:23.110] | I can' t believe you don' t |
| [05:25.610] | I actually don' t know. wǒ yě bù |
| [05:30.450] | Oh, my God, no! Shoo, kitty! tiān na |
| [05:35.050] | There' s a kitty in my guitar |
| [05:37.160] | Everyone' s gonna want one. xū |
| [05:44.500] | Crazy! zhēn shi de |
| [05:46.460] | Oh, my God! What? tiān na shén me? |
| [05:49.130] | Nothing. méi shì |
| [05:51.140] | What' s wrong? zěn me le? |
| [05:56.010] | I just have this really strong |
| [06:01.410] | The mom you met in Montauk? |
| [06:05.850] | That makes the fact that she |
| [06:10.090] | No. She was a human lady. bù, |
| [06:12.490] | This is the spirit of my |
| [06:21.700] | No, Dr. Skeptismo. méi yǒu, yí xīn bìng |
| [06:25.000] | I' m sure. First of all, there' s |
| [06:30.170] | And for another, she went into |
| [06:34.210] | ... which is lined with orange |
| [06:39.120] | My mother' s favorite fish was |
| [06:46.400] | Cats like fish. māo xǐ huān chī yú |
| [06:51.500] | You had me with orange felt. |
| [06:55.670] | Hi, Mommy! mā |
| [06:59.570] | I haven' t seen this smile in |
| [07:05.310] | Phoebe' s mom' s got a huge |
| [07:14.320] | When were you going to tell me |
| [07:23.260] | No. I can' t believe you' d want |
| [07:28.270] | That thing at the prom? nǐ shì shuō |
| [07:29.870] | I couldn' t find him for hours! |
| [07:36.010] | That was in high school. How |
| [07:39.410] | Oh, yeah, you' re right, Monicow. |
| [07:44.920] | Okay, I hear you. wǒ dǒng le |
| [07:47.320] | Why do you have to go out with |
| [07:50.690] | We went to different schools. |
| [07:52.660] | We went to the same school. shǎo |
| [07:55.690] | You went to one where you were |
| [07:58.000] | You rode on Chip' s motorcycle |
| [08:02.330] | I went to one where I wore a |
| [08:08.410] | They had that specially made? |
| [08:12.840] | It was a Home Ec project. nà shi |
| [08:16.910] | Oh, my God! They said it was |
| [08:23.220] | Back then I thought that I' d |
| [08:28.190] | Now he' s called me up and |
| [08:31.230] | The fat girl inside me really |
| [08:35.570] | I never let her eat. wǒ cóng bù ràng |
| [08:38.270] | You go out with him. Really? |
| [08:42.110] | If possible, could you leave |
| [08:46.740] | I' ll try. wǒ shì shì kàn |
| [08:51.680] | Any luck getting rid of the |
| [08:54.950] | There were a couple calls, but |
| [08:59.220] | Joey has a very careful |
| [09:03.190] | Not everyone is qualified to |
| [09:07.700] | Stop it! bié zhēng zhá le |
| [09:09.530] | She keeps trying to get away. |
| [09:16.140] | How long is your mom going to |
| [09:19.140] | I' m not sure. wǒ bù què dìng |
| [09:20.950] | I guess until she gets used to |
| [09:24.980] | ... a new mom. xīn mā mā ba |
| [09:28.150] | Now she' s worried that she' ll |
| [09:31.620] | That' s not going to happen, is |
| [09:35.490] | I have to go make a call. wǒ qù |
| [09:37.300] | Why not use this phone? zěn me bù |
| [09:39.230] | I' m returning a call from a |
| [09:44.000] | I just spelled the wrong word. |
| [09:47.610] | Anyway, I don' t want to do it |
| [09:51.040] | Hey, you swore you would never |
| [09:55.880] | So am I crazy, or does Phoebe' s |
| [10:02.790] | Ross, don' t start. luó sī, bié tí le |
| [10:05.190] | You actually believe there' s a |
| [10:10.030] | I believe it. wǒ xiāng xìn |
| [10:13.130] | No, you don' t. nǐ cái bù xìn |
| [10:15.570] | No, you nǐ cái bù |
| [10:20.640] | You won' t suck me into this. |
| [10:22.740] | Sure I will. Because you |
| [10:27.140] | I do not always have |
| [10:33.120] | Jurassic Park could happen. " |
| [10:40.620] | And you know what? Actually, I |
| [10:53.700] | You were kidding about the |
| [11:03.810] | " Pretty nice"? hái bù lài? |
| [11:06.080] | Pardon my roommate. He wanted |
| [11:09.890] | We don' t have 50. But would |
| [11:13.420] | We got a canoe. wǒ men yǒu yī sōu dú mù |
| [11:22.670] | I don' t think we need a canoe. |
| [11:25.170] | You got to take it. nǐ men yí dìng yào |
| [11:30.110] | Just take the entertainment |
| [11:32.610] | Then when you get home, throw |
| [11:35.780] | We' re not throwing it away. I |
| [11:39.950] | Good for you! gàn dé hǎo! |
| [11:44.420] | zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
| [11:47.120] | You won' t believe what I found |
| [11:51.060] | Look familiar? yǎn shú ma? |
| [11:52.460] | Apparently Phoebe' s mother |
| [11:58.300] | Wait a minute. This is not the |
| [12:04.110] | A little girl' s looking for |
| [12:07.880] | Yeah! 200 reward split five |
| [12:13.420] | Do we have to tell her? yào gào sù |
| [12:15.790] | Yes, we do. But it' s made her |
| [12:19.860] | Little girl misses her cat. xiǎng |
| [12:22.260] | Crazy lady thinks her mother |
| [12:26.600] | I have to go have dinner with |
| [12:29.630] | Can I trust that when you see |
| [12:33.100] | huì |
| [12:34.770] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [12:38.410] | I hate when Ross is right. wǒ |
| [12:40.880] | He is right, isn' t he? tā shuō de duì |
| [12:42.280] | This might be one time when |
| [12:45.150] | You think? Oh, no. He' s |
| [13:01.200] | About your mom. fēi bǐ, guān yú nǐ de |
| [13:06.500] | How' s that going? nǐ men chù dé hǎo ma |
| [13:08.770] | So great. We took a nap |
| [13:11.910] | Mom fell asleep on my tummy |
| [13:16.710] | That' s so sweet. zhēn wēn xīn |
| [13:21.020] | I' m gonna get some coffee. wǒ |
| [13:28.930] | What' d you say, Joe? I' ll be |
| [13:37.030] | I just feel so.... fēi bǐ wǒ jué de |
| [13:39.040] | All right! I' m coming |
| [13:47.910] | Not yet, not yet, not yet! hái méi |
| [13:56.620] | Hello, Chip. How you doing? |
| [13:58.620] | I' m great! hěn hǎo |
| [14:00.160] | Got a great job. I have |
| [14:03.430] | Though I' m not seeing anyone |
| [14:10.570] | So, Monica ready yet? mó nī kǎ hǎo |
| [14:15.570] | She' ll be out in a second. tā |
| [14:17.640] | So, Chip, how' s Amy Welsh? qí pǔ |
| [14:21.080] | Amy Welsh? I haven' t seen her |
| [14:26.480] | So, Monica about ready? mó nī kǎ |
| [14:34.090] | Well, you guys have fun. |
| [14:36.730] | Bye, Chip. qí pǔ zài jiàn |
| [14:39.400] | Are you sure you' re okay |
| [14:41.730] | Okay, great. tài hǎo le |
| [14:46.440] | This is the unit for you. mǎi zhè |
| [14:48.770] | Sturdy construction, tons of |
| [14:51.810] | Some big enough to fit a grown |
| [14:55.250] | What? Yeah, I got in there |
| [14:59.120] | My roommate bet me 5 I |
| [15:01.490] | Then he stuck a board through |
| [15:05.890] | It was funny till I felt like |
| [15:11.000] | No, you can' t fit in there. |
| [15:14.900] | Oh, yeah? shì ma? |
| [15:17.940] | If I can' t... yào shì wǒ jìn bù qù |
| [15:19.970] | ... I' ll knock 5 off the |
| [15:22.910] | All right, you have yourself a |
| [15:29.750] | See? I told you. nǐ kàn, wǒ jiù shuō |
| [15:34.990] | Sometimes I come in here just |
| [15:40.290] | Hey, a nickel! yǒu 5 fēn qián |
| [15:46.660] | Here we are. dào le |
| [15:47.930] | You still have the Chipper! tiān |
| [15:50.230] | The what? shén me? |
| [15:51.900] | That' s what we called your |
| [15:55.810] | A motorcycle' s a chopper. mó tuō |
| [15:57.740] | And you' re Chip. ér nǐ jiào qí pǔ |
| [16:00.080] | Never mind. méi shì |
| [16:02.510] | I think it' s cute. zhēn kě ài |
| [16:09.620] | A lipper from Chipper. qí pǔ qīn |
| [16:13.860] | Are you still in touch with |
| [16:21.770] | I still hang with Simens and |
| [16:27.040] | I run into Goldie... sān bù wǔ shí |
| [16:29.340] | ... Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire. |
| [16:32.010] | ... J. T., Beardsley. jié dì bì sī |
| [16:34.780] | Is that all? jiù zhè yàng? |
| [16:36.050] | After high school, you kind of |
| [16:40.550] | I ran into Richard Dorfman. wǒ |
| [16:42.620] | How is he? Me and Simens |
| [16:47.960] | Isn' t he an architect? tā bú shì |
| [16:49.590] | They still wear underwear. jiàn |
| [17:04.540] | Oh, my God! tiān na! |
| [17:08.050] | What? zěn me le? |
| [17:11.950] | Are you all right? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [17:16.220] | What happened? zěn me huí shì? |
| [17:18.320] | Oh, man, he promised he wouldn' t |
| [17:22.560] | How were you locked in? Where |
| [17:27.660] | This guy came by to look at |
| [17:30.300] | ... and he said it won' t fit a |
| [17:33.670] | So you got in voluntarily? suǒ |
| [17:36.310] | I was trying to make a sale! |
| [17:39.180] | If I ever run into him, you |
| [17:42.680] | Bend over? bǎ qiào qǐ lái? |
| [17:49.090] | And then Zana just let one |
| [17:57.260] | Not that I don' t enjoy talking |
| [18:00.960] | ... because I do. wǒ xǐ huān |
| [18:03.200] | Maybe we can talk about |
| [18:05.640] | I don' t know where you work. |
| [18:08.270] | You know where I work. I do? |
| [18:10.870] | The movie theater. You used to |
| [18:14.780] | Still at the Multiplex? nǐ hái zài |
| [18:16.480] | Like I' d give up that job! wǒ |
| [18:19.650] | Free popcorn and candy anytime |
| [18:22.450] | I can get you posters. wǒ kě yǐ |
| [18:24.020] | Thanks, I' m set. xiè xiè, bù yòng le |
| [18:26.920] | Oh, you know who came in the |
| [18:38.000] | Do you still live with your |
| [18:39.840] | Yeah, but I can stay out as |
| [18:48.510] | You know, with all of our stuff |
| [18:54.250] | Why couldn' t he have been a |
| [18:58.560] | They really got you guys. Your |
| [19:02.400] | Your microwave, the stereo. wēi |
| [19:05.560] | Man, he took the five of |
| [19:09.800] | No, here it is. zài zhè lǐ |
| [19:13.800] | Oh, my God! What happened? tiān na |
| [19:15.970] | Joey was born, and then 28 |
| [19:23.980] | So how was your date? zěn me yàng? |
| [19:26.050] | Well, I always wanted to go out |
| [19:29.650] | Tonight, I actually went out |
| [19:34.660] | Honey, I' m sorry. zhēn kě xī |
| [19:36.490] | Not only did I get to go out |
| [19:39.630] | ... I got to dump Chip. wǒ hái shuǎi |
| [19:41.570] | That' s so great! I know. tài |
| [19:49.640] | They said," You don' t have |
| [19:57.510] | You didn' t tell her? nǐ men méi yǒu |
| [20:02.820] | Okay, fine. hǎo ba |
| [20:05.620] | fēi bǐ |
| [20:08.330] | Listen... tīng wǒ shuō |
| [20:10.690] | ... this cat belongs to a |
| [20:14.060] | There are flyers all over the |
| [20:17.500] | I' m sorry, sweetie. duì bù qǐ |
| [20:20.100] | We can take her back with you |
| [20:26.840] | But, you know, she chose to find |
| [20:30.550] | I have to respect her |
| [20:34.690] | That' s a good call. That' s |
| [20:38.520] | Enough is enough. bú duì, bié zài nào |
| [20:40.020] | I' m sorry you feel guilty |
| [20:44.560] | But this isn' t your old mom. |
| [20:46.530] | This is a cat. zhè shì yì zhī māo |
| [20:48.130] | Julio the cat. tā jiào hú lì ōu |
| [20:50.900] | Not Mom! Cat. bú shì mā mā, shì māo |
| [21:01.710] | Ross, how many parents have you |
| [21:05.550] | None. líng gè |
| [21:07.080] | Then you don' t know how it |
| [21:15.290] | I believe this is my mother. |
| [21:17.630] | Even if I' m wrong, who cares? |
| [21:20.230] | Just be a friend, okay? Be |
| [21:27.070] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [21:29.310] | Okay. hǎo |
| [21:32.510] | I don' t know what to say. wǒ bù |
| [21:37.210] | You could say... nǐ kě yǐ... |
| [21:38.880] | ... you' re sorry to her mom. |
| [21:47.920] | I think she would like that. |
| [22:01.040] | Come here. Here, come here. guāi |
| [22:05.940] | Mrs. Buffay? bù fēi tài tài? |
| [22:10.750] | Sorry about what I said. wǒ wèi |
| [22:13.450] | It was insensitive of me to |
| [22:16.890] | ... that you were just a cat... |
| [22:21.590] | ... when, clearly, you are |
| [22:23.630] | ... the reincarnated spirit... |
| [22:27.430] | ... of my friend' s mother. |
| [22:31.600] | Thank you. xiè xiè nǐ |
| [22:33.840] | We both forgive you. wǒ men dōu yuán |
| [22:37.610] | What will you do about the |
| [22:41.510] | Listen. hǎo, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [22:43.910] | Mom, I hope you know you still |
| [22:47.150] | You' re welcome to come back |
| [22:51.720] | If she' d come back as a couch, |
| [22:57.230] | Come on. I' ll take you home. |
| [22:59.060] | I' ll go with you. Me too. wǒ |
| [23:03.270] | I got an extra futon. wǒ yǒu duō de |
| [23:05.670] | Dude, you don' t have to brag. |
| [23:13.410] | jǐn cǐ jì niàn táo lè sī kǎo fū màn |
| [23:43.210] | You know.... shuō zhēn de |
| [23:46.640] | It' s peaceful out here. zhè lǐ zhēn |
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