That ripped real nice!
一点也不含糊
How many times do I have to
tell you? You turn and slide.
Turn and slide. 侧身滑出来
You don't turn and slide.
不是侧身滑出来
You throw it out! 是把它扔出去
I get tetanus shots every time
I get dressed! 我每次穿衣服
都得打破伤风预防针
We're not throwing it out. I
built it with my own hands!
不能扔掉，这是我亲手钉的
How about we sell it?
好，那卖掉呢？
All right. 好吧
But you'll have to tell them.
不过你得告诉它们
Can we stick you in another
cabinet? They seem all right
with it! 你们可以搬个家吗？
看来它们没意见
The One with the Cat
本集播出：“灵猫”
Hey,why did the chicken fall
out of the tree?
鸡为什么不会从树下掉下来？
Why? 为什么？
Because you have doody
on your head 因为头上有翅膀
Yeah,it was funnier
when Ben told it. 班说就很好笑
Hey,Monica. It's Chip.
摩妮卡我是奇普 漂亮！
Who's Chip? 谁是奇普？
It was good running
into you today.
My number is 555-9323. Give me
很高兴今天遇见你
"Chip" is Chip Matthews. 奇普
The guy who took Rachel to the
Because I ran into him at the
You're so lucky! He's like the
I know! 我知道
Chip? Hi,it's Monica. 奇普？我
好…好
好
Oh,my God! We just had the
I was just leaving. 我正要走
Good. 好
I've got a report to read. 我
It's eight pages. I hope I
Why? Did you write it? 为什么
Look at that! 你看看
Chip Matthews called. I wonder
Well,actually.... 其实…
I bet he sensed that I was
好啊
-Are you sure you want to hear
Chip! Hi,it's Rachel. 奇普，我
Rachel Greene. 瑞秋葛林
You left me a message? 你留言
Yes,you did. My roommate wrote
Monica Geller? 摩妮卡盖勒？
He called to ask out Monica.
That's got to be embarrassing.
Dumb drunken bitch 醉醺醺的白
Thank you! 谢谢
Here's a question. 请问一下
Where'd you get the "finest
First tell us where you got
It's your ad. 这是你们的广告
Looks good? 不赖吧？
"Stunning entertainment
Fine ltalian craftsmanship."
You're selling the
Why? I love it. 为什么？我喜欢
-You want it? -No. 你们要吗？
Five thousand dollars? “定价5
Are you insane? 你疯了吗？
The ad alone cost $300. 登广告
I'm changing it to $50 or your
What kind of profit is that?
我不是
What do you do? 那你是什么？
I can't believe you don't
I actually don't know. 我也不
Oh,my God,no! Shoo,kitty! 天哪
There's a kitty in my guitar
Everyone's gonna want one. 嘘
Crazy! 真是的
-Oh,my God! -What? 天哪 什么？
Nothing. 没事
What's wrong? 怎么了？
I just have this really strong
The mom you met in Montauk?
That makes the fact that she
No. She was a human lady. 不，
This is the spirit of my
No,Dr. Skeptismo. 没有，疑心病
I'm sure. First of all,there's
And for another, she went into
...which is lined with orange
My mother's favorite fish was
Cats like fish. 猫喜欢吃鱼
You had me with orange felt.
Hi,Mommy! 妈
I haven't seen this smile in
-Phoebe's mom's got a huge
When were you going to tell me
No. I can't believe you'd want
That thing at the prom? 你是说
I couldn't find him for hours!
That was in high school. How
Oh,yeah,you're right,Moni-cow.
Okay,I hear you. 我懂了
Why do you have to go out with
We went to different schools.
We went to the same school. 少
You went to one where you were
You rode on Chip's motorcycle
I went to one where I wore a
They had that specially made?
It was a Home Ec project. 那是
Oh,my God! They said it was
Back then I thought that I'd
Now he's called me up and
The fat girl inside me really
I never let her eat. 我从不让
-You go out with him. -Really?
If possible,could you leave
I'll try. 我试试看
Any luck getting rid of the
There were a couple calls, but
Joey has a very careful
Not everyone is qualified to
Stop it! 别挣扎了
She keeps trying to get away.
How long is your mom going to
I'm not sure. 我不确定
I guess until she gets used to
...a new mom. 新妈妈吧
Now she's worried that she'll
That's not going to happen,is
I have to go make a call. 我去
Why not use this phone? 怎么不
I'm returning a call from a
I just spelled the wrong word.
Anyway,I don't want to do it
Hey,you swore you would never
So am I crazy,or does Phoebe's
Ross,don't start. 罗斯，别提了
You actually believe there's a
I believe it. 我相信
No,you don't. 你才不信
No,you 你才不…
You won't suck me into this.
Sure I will. Because you
I do not always have
Jurassic Park could happen. “
And you know what? Actually, I
You were kidding about the
"Pretty nice"? 还不赖？
Pardon my roommate. He wanted
We don't have $50. But would
We got a canoe. 我们有一艘独木
I don't think we need a canoe.
You got to take it. 你们一定要
Just take the entertainment
Then when you get home, throw
We're not throwing it away. I
Good for you! 干得好！
（中央咖啡馆）
You won't believe what I found
Look familiar? 眼熟吗？
Apparently Phoebe's mother
Wait a minute. This is not the
A little girl's looking for
Yeah! $200 reward split five
Do we have to tell her? 要告诉
-Yes,we do. -But it's made her
Little girl misses her cat. 想
Crazy lady thinks her mother
I have to go have dinner with
Can I trust that when you see
会
Thank you. 谢谢
I hate when Ross is right. 我
He is right,isn't he? 他说得对
This might be one time when
-You think? -Oh,no. He's
About your mom. 菲比，关于你的
How's that going? 你们处得好吗
So great. We took a nap
Mom fell asleep on my tummy
That's so sweet. 真温馨
I'm gonna get some coffee. 我
What'd you say,Joe? I'll be
I just feel so.... 菲比 我觉得
-All right! -I'm coming
Not yet,not yet,not yet! 还没
-Hello,Chip. -How you doing?
I'm great! 很好
Got a great job. I have
Though I'm not seeing anyone
So,Monica ready yet? 摩妮卡好
She'll be out in a second. 她
So,Chip,how's Amy Welsh? 奇普
Amy Welsh? I haven't seen her
So,Monica about ready? 摩妮卡
-Well,you guys have fun. -
Bye,Chip. 奇普再见
-Are you sure you're okay
Okay,great. 太好了
This is the unit for you. 买这
Sturdy construction, tons of
Some big enough to fit a grown
-What? -Yeah,I got in there
My roommate bet me $5 I
Then he stuck a board through
It was funny till I felt like
No,you can't fit in there.
Oh,yeah? 是吗？
If I can't... 要是我进不去…
...I'll knock $5 off the
All right,you have yourself a
See? I told you. 你看，我就说
Sometimes I come in here just
Hey,a nickel! 有5分钱
Here we are. 到了
You still have the Chipper! 天
The what? 什么？
That's what we called your
A motorcycle's a chopper. 摩托
And you're Chip. 而你叫奇普
Never mind. 没事
I think it's cute. 真可爱
A lipper from Chipper. 奇普亲
Are you still in touch with
I still hang with Simens and
I run into Goldie... 三不五时
...Stick,Brown,Sulkov,McGuire.
...J.T.,Beardsley. 杰弟、毕斯
Is that all? 就这样？
After high school, you kind of
I ran into Richard Dorfman. 我
-How is he? -Me and Simens
Isn't he an architect? 他不是
They still wear underwear. 建
Oh,my God! 天哪！
What? 怎么了？
Are you all right? 你还好吗？
What happened? 怎么回事？
Oh,man,he promised he wouldn't
How were you locked in? Where
This guy came by to look at
...and he said it won't fit a
So you got in voluntarily? 所
I was trying to make a sale!
If I ever run into him, you
Bend over? 把**翘起来？
And then Zana just let one
Not that I don't enjoy talking
...because I do. 我喜欢
Maybe we can talk about
I don't know where you work.
-You know where I work. -I do?
The movie theater. You used to
Still at the Multiplex? 你还在
Like I'd give up that job! 我
Free popcorn and candy anytime
I can get you posters. 我可以
Thanks,I'm set. 谢谢，不用了
Oh,you know who came in the
Do you still live with your
Yeah,but I can stay out as
You know,with all of our stuff
Why couldn't he have been a
They really got you guys. Your
Your microwave,the stereo. 微
Man,he took the five of
No,here it is. 在这里
Oh,my God! What happened? 天哪
Joey was born,and then 28
So how was your date? 怎么样？
Well,I always wanted to go out
Tonight,I actually went out
Honey,I'm sorry. 真可惜
Not only did I get to go out
...I got to dump Chip. 我还甩
-That's so great! -I know. 太
They said,"You don't have
You didn't tell her? 你们没有
Okay,fine. 好吧
菲比
Listen... 听我说
...this cat belongs to a
There are flyers all over the
I'm sorry,sweetie. 对不起
We can take her back with you
But,you know,she chose to find
I have to respect her
-That's a good call. -That's
Enough is enough. 不对，别再闹
I'm sorry you feel guilty
But this isn't your old mom.
This is a cat. 这是一只猫
Julio the cat. 它叫胡立欧
Not Mom! Cat. 不是妈妈，是猫
Ross,how many parents have you
None. 零个
Then you don't know how it
I believe this is my mother.
Even if I'm wrong,who cares?
Just be a friend,okay? Be
I'm sorry. 对不起
Okay. 好
I don't know what to say. 我不
You could say... 你可以...
...you're sorry to her mom.
I think she would like that.
Come here. Here,come here. 乖
Mrs. Buffay? 布非太太？
Sorry about what I said. 我为
It was insensitive of me to
...that you were just a cat...
...when,clearly,you are
...the reincarnated spirit...
...of my friend's mother.
Thank you. 谢谢你
We both forgive you. 我们都原
What will you do about the
Listen. 好，听我说
Mom,I hope you know you still
You're welcome to come back
If she'd come back as a couch,
Come on. I'll take you home.
-I'll go with you. -Me too. 我
I got an extra futon. 我有多的
Dude,you don't have to brag.
谨此纪念桃乐丝考夫曼
You know.... 说真的…
It's peaceful out here. 这里真