[00:03.090]That ripped real nice!
[00:04.090]一点也不含糊
[00:05.590]How many times do I have to
[00:06.090]tell you? You turn and slide.
[00:10.060]Turn and slide. 侧身滑出来
[00:11.630]You don't turn and slide.
[00:12.630]不是侧身滑出来
[00:13.530]You throw it out! 是把它扔出去
[00:17.000]I get tetanus shots every time
[00:18.630]I get dressed! 我每次穿衣服
[00:19.000]都得打破伤风预防针
[00:19.900]We're not throwing it out. I
[00:20.630]built it with my own hands!
[00:21.630]不能扔掉，这是我亲手钉的
[00:25.440]How about we sell it?
[00:26.630]好，那卖掉呢？
[00:29.150]All right. 好吧
[00:31.750]But you'll have to tell them.
[00:32.630]不过你得告诉它们
[00:37.790]Can we stick you in another
[00:38.630]cabinet? They seem all right
[00:40.630]with it! 你们可以搬个家吗？
[00:41.630]看来它们没意见
[00:42.960]The One with the Cat
[00:43.630]本集播出：“灵猫”
[01:30.340]Hey,why did the chicken fall
[01:31.630]out of the tree?
[01:31.830]鸡为什么不会从树下掉下来？
[01:32.740]Why? 为什么？
[01:33.910]Because you have doody
[01:34.630]on your head 因为头上有翅膀
[01:38.320]Yeah,it was funnier
[01:39.630]when Ben told it. 班说就很好笑
[01:44.620]Hey,Monica. It's Chip.
[01:45.630]摩妮卡我是奇普 漂亮！
[01:47.290]Who's Chip? 谁是奇普？
[01:48.560]It was good running
[01:50.630]into you today.
[01:51.160]My number is 555-9323. Give me
[01:51.630]很高兴今天遇见你
[01:54.400]"Chip" is Chip Matthews. 奇普
[01:57.340]The guy who took Rachel to the
[02:00.910]Because I ran into him at the
[02:05.010]You're so lucky! He's like the
[02:09.750]I know! 我知道
[02:13.690]Chip? Hi,it's Monica. 奇普？我
[02:17.660]好…好
[02:22.560]好
[02:25.930]Oh,my God! We just had the
[02:35.310]I was just leaving. 我正要走
[02:36.770]Good. 好
[02:38.280]I've got a report to read. 我
[02:40.310]It's eight pages. I hope I
[02:44.320]Why? Did you write it? 为什么
[02:50.690]Look at that! 你看看
[02:52.460]Chip Matthews called. I wonder
[02:57.030]Well,actually.... 其实…
[02:58.700]I bet he sensed that I was
[03:19.750]好啊
[03:25.320]-Are you sure you want to hear
[03:30.400]Chip! Hi,it's Rachel. 奇普，我
[03:33.870]Rachel Greene. 瑞秋葛林
[03:35.900]You left me a message? 你留言
[03:40.610]Yes,you did. My roommate wrote
[03:44.510]Monica Geller? 摩妮卡盖勒？
[03:56.920]He called to ask out Monica.
[04:01.230]That's got to be embarrassing.
[04:09.300]Dumb drunken bitch 醉醺醺的白
[04:16.470]Thank you! 谢谢
[04:20.980]Here's a question. 请问一下
[04:22.550]Where'd you get the "finest
[04:26.050]First tell us where you got
[04:30.560]It's your ad. 这是你们的广告
[04:31.890]Looks good? 不赖吧？
[04:34.330]"Stunning entertainment
[04:39.100]Fine ltalian craftsmanship."
[04:43.270]You're selling the
[04:46.170]Why? I love it. 为什么？我喜欢
[04:47.710]-You want it? -No. 你们要吗？
[04:54.510]Five thousand dollars? “定价5
[04:56.750]Are you insane? 你疯了吗？
[04:58.720]The ad alone cost $300. 登广告
[05:01.850]I'm changing it to $50 or your
[05:07.230]What kind of profit is that?
[05:13.530]我不是
[05:20.140]What do you do? 那你是什么？
[05:23.110]I can't believe you don't
[05:25.610]I actually don't know. 我也不
[05:30.450]Oh,my God,no! Shoo,kitty! 天哪
[05:35.050]There's a kitty in my guitar
[05:37.160]Everyone's gonna want one. 嘘
[05:44.500]Crazy! 真是的
[05:46.460]-Oh,my God! -What? 天哪 什么？
[05:49.130]Nothing. 没事
[05:51.140]What's wrong? 怎么了？
[05:56.010]I just have this really strong
[06:01.410]The mom you met in Montauk?
[06:05.850]That makes the fact that she
[06:10.090]No. She was a human lady. 不，
[06:12.490]This is the spirit of my
[06:21.700]No,Dr. Skeptismo. 没有，疑心病
[06:25.000]I'm sure. First of all,there's
[06:30.170]And for another, she went into
[06:34.210]...which is lined with orange
[06:39.120]My mother's favorite fish was
[06:46.400]Cats like fish. 猫喜欢吃鱼
[06:51.500]You had me with orange felt.
[06:55.670]Hi,Mommy! 妈
[06:59.570]I haven't seen this smile in
[07:05.310]-Phoebe's mom's got a huge
[07:14.320]When were you going to tell me
[07:23.260]No. I can't believe you'd want
[07:28.270]That thing at the prom? 你是说
[07:29.870]I couldn't find him for hours!
[07:36.010]That was in high school. How
[07:39.410]Oh,yeah,you're right,Moni-cow.
[07:44.920]Okay,I hear you. 我懂了
[07:47.320]Why do you have to go out with
[07:50.690]We went to different schools.
[07:52.660]We went to the same school. 少
[07:55.690]You went to one where you were
[07:58.000]You rode on Chip's motorcycle
[08:02.330]I went to one where I wore a
[08:08.410]They had that specially made?
[08:12.840]It was a Home Ec project. 那是
[08:16.910]Oh,my God! They said it was
[08:23.220]Back then I thought that I'd
[08:28.190]Now he's called me up and
[08:31.230]The fat girl inside me really
[08:35.570]I never let her eat. 我从不让
[08:38.270]-You go out with him. -Really?
[08:42.110]If possible,could you leave
[08:46.740]I'll try. 我试试看
[08:51.680]Any luck getting rid of the
[08:54.950]There were a couple calls, but
[08:59.220]Joey has a very careful
[09:03.190]Not everyone is qualified to
[09:07.700]Stop it! 别挣扎了
[09:09.530]She keeps trying to get away.
[09:16.140]How long is your mom going to
[09:19.140]I'm not sure. 我不确定
[09:20.950]I guess until she gets used to
[09:24.980]...a new mom. 新妈妈吧
[09:28.150]Now she's worried that she'll
[09:31.620]That's not going to happen,is
[09:35.490]I have to go make a call. 我去
[09:37.300]Why not use this phone? 怎么不
[09:39.230]I'm returning a call from a
[09:44.000]I just spelled the wrong word.
[09:47.610]Anyway,I don't want to do it
[09:51.040]Hey,you swore you would never
[09:55.880]So am I crazy,or does Phoebe's
[10:02.790]Ross,don't start. 罗斯，别提了
[10:05.190]You actually believe there's a
[10:10.030]I believe it. 我相信
[10:13.130]No,you don't. 你才不信
[10:15.570]No,you 你才不…
[10:20.640]You won't suck me into this.
[10:22.740]Sure I will. Because you
[10:27.140]I do not always have
[10:33.120]Jurassic Park could happen. “
[10:40.620]And you know what? Actually, I
[10:53.700]You were kidding about the
[11:03.810]"Pretty nice"? 还不赖？
[11:06.080]Pardon my roommate. He wanted
[11:09.890]We don't have $50. But would
[11:13.420]We got a canoe. 我们有一艘独木
[11:22.670]I don't think we need a canoe.
[11:25.170]You got to take it. 你们一定要
[11:30.110]Just take the entertainment
[11:32.610]Then when you get home, throw
[11:35.780]We're not throwing it away. I
[11:39.950]Good for you! 干得好！
[11:44.420]（中央咖啡馆）
[11:47.120]You won't believe what I found
[11:51.060]Look familiar? 眼熟吗？
[11:52.460]Apparently Phoebe's mother
[11:58.300]Wait a minute. This is not the
[12:04.110]A little girl's looking for
[12:07.880]Yeah! $200 reward split five
[12:13.420]Do we have to tell her? 要告诉
[12:15.790]-Yes,we do. -But it's made her
[12:19.860]Little girl misses her cat. 想
[12:22.260]Crazy lady thinks her mother
[12:26.600]I have to go have dinner with
[12:29.630]Can I trust that when you see
[12:33.100]会
[12:34.770]Thank you. 谢谢
[12:38.410]I hate when Ross is right. 我
[12:40.880]He is right,isn't he? 他说得对
[12:42.280]This might be one time when
[12:45.150]-You think? -Oh,no. He's
[13:01.200]About your mom. 菲比，关于你的
[13:06.500]How's that going? 你们处得好吗
[13:08.770]So great. We took a nap
[13:11.910]Mom fell asleep on my tummy
[13:16.710]That's so sweet. 真温馨
[13:21.020]I'm gonna get some coffee. 我
[13:28.930]What'd you say,Joe? I'll be
[13:37.030]I just feel so.... 菲比 我觉得
[13:39.040]-All right! -I'm coming
[13:47.910]Not yet,not yet,not yet! 还没
[13:56.620]-Hello,Chip. -How you doing?
[13:58.620]I'm great! 很好
[14:00.160]Got a great job. I have
[14:03.430]Though I'm not seeing anyone
[14:10.570]So,Monica ready yet? 摩妮卡好
[14:15.570]She'll be out in a second. 她
[14:17.640]So,Chip,how's Amy Welsh? 奇普
[14:21.080]Amy Welsh? I haven't seen her
[14:26.480]So,Monica about ready? 摩妮卡
[14:34.090]-Well,you guys have fun. -
[14:36.730]Bye,Chip. 奇普再见
[14:39.400]-Are you sure you're okay
[14:41.730]Okay,great. 太好了
[14:46.440]This is the unit for you. 买这
[14:48.770]Sturdy construction, tons of
[14:51.810]Some big enough to fit a grown
[14:55.250]-What? -Yeah,I got in there
[14:59.120]My roommate bet me $5 I
[15:01.490]Then he stuck a board through
[15:05.890]It was funny till I felt like
[15:11.000]No,you can't fit in there.
[15:14.900]Oh,yeah? 是吗？
[15:17.940]If I can't... 要是我进不去…
[15:19.970]...I'll knock $5 off the
[15:22.910]All right,you have yourself a
[15:29.750]See? I told you. 你看，我就说
[15:34.990]Sometimes I come in here just
[15:40.290]Hey,a nickel! 有5分钱
[15:46.660]Here we are. 到了
[15:47.930]You still have the Chipper! 天
[15:50.230]The what? 什么？
[15:51.900]That's what we called your
[15:55.810]A motorcycle's a chopper. 摩托
[15:57.740]And you're Chip. 而你叫奇普
[16:00.080]Never mind. 没事
[16:02.510]I think it's cute. 真可爱
[16:09.620]A lipper from Chipper. 奇普亲
[16:13.860]Are you still in touch with
[16:21.770]I still hang with Simens and
[16:27.040]I run into Goldie... 三不五时
[16:29.340]...Stick,Brown,Sulkov,McGuire.
[16:32.010]...J.T.,Beardsley. 杰弟、毕斯
[16:34.780]Is that all? 就这样？
[16:36.050]After high school, you kind of
[16:40.550]I ran into Richard Dorfman. 我
[16:42.620]-How is he? -Me and Simens
[16:47.960]Isn't he an architect? 他不是
[16:49.590]They still wear underwear. 建
[17:04.540]Oh,my God! 天哪！
[17:08.050]What? 怎么了？
[17:11.950]Are you all right? 你还好吗？
[17:16.220]What happened? 怎么回事？
[17:18.320]Oh,man,he promised he wouldn't
[17:22.560]How were you locked in? Where
[17:27.660]This guy came by to look at
[17:30.300]...and he said it won't fit a
[17:33.670]So you got in voluntarily? 所
[17:36.310]I was trying to make a sale!
[17:39.180]If I ever run into him, you
[17:42.680]Bend over? 把**翘起来？
[17:49.090]And then Zana just let one
[17:57.260]Not that I don't enjoy talking
[18:00.960]...because I do. 我喜欢
[18:03.200]Maybe we can talk about
[18:05.640]I don't know where you work.
[18:08.270]-You know where I work. -I do?
[18:10.870]The movie theater. You used to
[18:14.780]Still at the Multiplex? 你还在
[18:16.480]Like I'd give up that job! 我
[18:19.650]Free popcorn and candy anytime
[18:22.450]I can get you posters. 我可以
[18:24.020]Thanks,I'm set. 谢谢，不用了
[18:26.920]Oh,you know who came in the
[18:38.000]Do you still live with your
[18:39.840]Yeah,but I can stay out as
[18:48.510]You know,with all of our stuff
[18:54.250]Why couldn't he have been a
[18:58.560]They really got you guys. Your
[19:02.400]Your microwave,the stereo. 微
[19:05.560]Man,he took the five of
[19:09.800]No,here it is. 在这里
[19:13.800]Oh,my God! What happened? 天哪
[19:15.970]Joey was born,and then 28
[19:23.980]So how was your date? 怎么样？
[19:26.050]Well,I always wanted to go out
[19:29.650]Tonight,I actually went out
[19:34.660]Honey,I'm sorry. 真可惜
[19:36.490]Not only did I get to go out
[19:39.630]...I got to dump Chip. 我还甩
[19:41.570]-That's so great! -I know. 太
[19:49.640]They said,"You don't have
[19:57.510]You didn't tell her? 你们没有
[20:02.820]Okay,fine. 好吧
[20:05.620]菲比
[20:08.330]Listen... 听我说
[20:10.690]...this cat belongs to a
[20:14.060]There are flyers all over the
[20:17.500]I'm sorry,sweetie. 对不起
[20:20.100]We can take her back with you
[20:26.840]But,you know,she chose to find
[20:30.550]I have to respect her
[20:34.690]-That's a good call. -That's
[20:38.520]Enough is enough. 不对，别再闹
[20:40.020]I'm sorry you feel guilty
[20:44.560]But this isn't your old mom.
[20:46.530]This is a cat. 这是一只猫
[20:48.130]Julio the cat. 它叫胡立欧
[20:50.900]Not Mom! Cat. 不是妈妈，是猫
[21:01.710]Ross,how many parents have you
[21:05.550]None. 零个
[21:07.080]Then you don't know how it
[21:15.290]I believe this is my mother.
[21:17.630]Even if I'm wrong,who cares?
[21:20.230]Just be a friend,okay? Be
[21:27.070]I'm sorry. 对不起
[21:29.310]Okay. 好
[21:32.510]I don't know what to say. 我不
[21:37.210]You could say... 你可以...
[21:38.880]...you're sorry to her mom.
[21:47.920]I think she would like that.
[22:01.040]Come here. Here,come here. 乖
[22:05.940]Mrs. Buffay? 布非太太？
[22:10.750]Sorry about what I said. 我为
[22:13.450]It was insensitive of me to
[22:16.890]...that you were just a cat...
[22:21.590]...when,clearly,you are
[22:23.630]...the reincarnated spirit...
[22:27.430]...of my friend's mother.
[22:31.600]Thank you. 谢谢你
[22:33.840]We both forgive you. 我们都原
[22:37.610]What will you do about the
[22:41.510]Listen. 好，听我说
[22:43.910]Mom,I hope you know you still
[22:47.150]You're welcome to come back
[22:51.720]If she'd come back as a couch,
[22:57.230]Come on. I'll take you home.
[22:59.060]-I'll go with you. -Me too. 我
[23:03.270]I got an extra futon. 我有多的
[23:05.670]Dude,you don't have to brag.
[23:13.410]谨此纪念桃乐丝考夫曼
[23:43.210]You know.... 说真的…
[23:46.640]It's peaceful out here. 这里真