| [00:21.-1] | No. That's what they want me to do. 不要，他们就是要我放弃 |
| [04:31.-2] | Well,this is... 这真是… |
| [05:30.-3] | Here! 拿去 |
| [05:55.-1] | Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw. 跟两裸女坐翘翘板那出有得拼 |
| [10:27.-4] | I sure know how to pick them. 是啊，我还真有眼光 |
| [13:35.-1] | I stayed at Kate's but nothing happened. 我在凯特家过夜 但是什么也没做 |
| [14:24.-3] | Yes! 漂亮！ |
| [14:47.-4] | 7:15. 7点15分 |
| [15:02.-3] | All right,I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore. 好吧，我觉得 你不该跟汤米来往 |
| [16:05.-3] | You idiot! You gonna spill hot coffee all over me,huh? 你这个白痴！ 你想拿热咖啡泼我？ |
| [17:59.-2] | Sorry,Tommy. 汤米，对不起 |
| [18:21.-3] | Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next. 对，但是我也相信我是下一个 |
| [20:01.-3] | Vic? 维克？ |
| [00:03.10] | Are you still on hold? 你还在等？ |
| [00:04.80] | I was supposed to call my dad back two hours ago. 我两小时前就该打给我爸了 |
| [00:07.54] | Oh,yeah. He clicked on. 有，他插播过 |
| [00:09.17] | Call him as soon as you get a chance. He's at Flimbees. 你有空就打给他 他在甲乙丙 |
| [00:12.71] | What's Flimbees? 什么是甲乙丙？ |
| [00:13.78] | That's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing. 我记不起正确答案时都这么说 |
| [00:18.45] | Okay,hang up! That's it. Come on! 挂电话，够了 |
| [00:23.35] | My warranty expires tomorrow. If I don't get through... 保证书明天就过期了 要是无法接通… |
| [00:26.22] | ...they won't fix my crappy, broken phone for free! 他们就不会免费修理 我的破电话 |
| [00:29.12] | We cannot let them win! It's us versus them! 我们不能让他们赢 这是与他们的对决 |
| [00:31.53] | Yes! 没错 |
| [00:36.63] | I gotta double-check for tickets tonight. Who got what? 我再问一次晚上的票 你们要几张？ |
| [00:40.00] | I have one. 我要一张 |
| [00:41.24] | I need two. I'm bringing Pete. 我要两张，我要带彼特去 |
| [00:44.04] | My boyfriend. 我的男朋友 |
| [00:47.31] | I have a boyfriend now. 我有男朋友了 |
| [00:49.88] | Two it is. How about you? 你两张，罗斯，你呢？ |
| [00:52.75] | Yeah,I also need two. 我也要两张 |
| [00:55.52] | Really? Who's number two? 真的？第二个是谁？ |
| [00:57.59] | Whose Number Two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play. 第二个是谁？ 下水道工人的高难度游戏 |
| [01:04.03] | No,it's just this person. 就是有一个人嘛 |
| [01:06.56] | Like a date-type person? 是约会对象吗？ |
| [01:08.46] | Yeah,kind of. It's this woman from work. 算是吧，是工作上认识的女生 |
| [01:11.40] | I hope that won't be too weird. Will it,Rach? 希望不会太奇怪 不会吧，瑞秋？ |
| [01:15.70] | Not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself. 一点也不会 其实我也要带人去 |
| [01:19.24] | But you said one ticket. 但是你只要一张 |
| [01:24.58] | I meant me plus one. 我是说我再多一张 |
| [01:27.55] | Okay. Did you guys mean you plus one? 好，还有谁是多一张的？ |
| [01:32.39] | All right. I'll see you tonight. 好，晚上见 |
| [01:34.46] | Okay. Bye-bye. 再见 |
| [01:35.69] | Bye-bye. 拜拜 |
| [01:37.56] | Okay,I need a date! 我得找个男伴 |
| [01:40.73] | Oh,hey! You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate! 对了，你们终于要见到凯特了 |
| [01:44.40] | And I borrowed your cologne. I hope she likes it. 我借了你的古龙水 希望她会喜欢 |
| [01:47.20] | What are you doing? She's seeing somebody. 你这是干嘛？她在跟别人交往 |
| [01:50.11] | Yeah,and I don't have any cologne. 而且我没有古龙水 |
| [01:53.24] | -Bottle next to the shaving cream. -Worm medicine for the duck. 刮胡膏旁边那一瓶 鸭子的除虫药 |
| [01:58.91] | The One With the Screamer 本集播出： “知人知面不知心” |
| [02:49.20] | -Here you go. You can wear this. -Thanks. 拿去，这件给你穿 谢谢 |
| [02:55.44] | I'm setting the phone down. 我要把电话放下 |
| [02:58.47] | But I'm still here. 但是我人还在 |
| [03:00.88] | Just don't go anywhere. I'm still here. 不要走开，我还在 |
| [03:03.75] | Don't switch or anything,because I'm right here. Just one sec. 不要转线，我就在这里 等我一下下 |
| [03:09.25] | One sec. One second! 等一下，一下下 |
| [03:11.85] | Wait! One second! Just.... 等等，一下就好… |
| [03:14.79] | What? Monica,I'm scared! 干嘛？我好害怕 |
| [03:17.86] | Honey,that's a sleeve. 小姐，那是袖子 |
| [03:21.26] | And we also have a speakerphone. 而且我们有免持听筒 |
| [03:24.10] | Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. 请不要挂断 我们很重视您的来电 |
| [03:27.60] | You gotta hang up. We'll be late. 你得挂断，要迟到了 |
| [03:29.80] | Thank you for your patience. You're the next caller. 谢谢您的等候 接下来将为您服务 |
| [03:32.77] | Yes! Yes! I'm the next caller! 漂亮！我是下一个 |
| [03:35.64] | You were gonna have me hang up. 你还叫我挂掉 |
| [03:41.75] | Can you take a duck and a chick to the theater? 可以带小鸡和小鸭去剧院吗？ |
| [03:45.45] | Of course not. 当然不行 |
| [03:47.12] | I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else. 我只是想让别人告诉它们 |
| [03:54.16] | “露西儿洛泰尔剧院” |
| [03:58.57] | Oh,hi,how are you? 你好吗？ |
| [04:00.47] | Good. 很好 |
| [04:03.40] | -Looks like we're the first ones here. -Looks that way. 看来我们最早到 看样子是的 |
| [04:06.57] | First ones here! 拔得头筹 |
| [04:11.35] | Oh,Tommy,this is Ross. Ross,Tommy. 汤米，这是罗斯 罗斯，汤米 |
| [04:14.18] | Oh,I'm sorry. This is Cailin. Cailin 抱歉，这是凯琳 凯琳… |
| [04:16.75] | Sorry. 对不起 |
| [04:18.32] | And break! 放开 |
| [04:23.66] | I think I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 我要去一趟洗手间 |
| [04:26.36] | -I'll join you. -I'll get our seats. 我跟你去 我去找座位 |
| [04:32.67] | ...awkward. 有点尴尬 |
| [04:35.50] | Well,because Rachel and l used to go out. 因为瑞秋和我交往过 |
| [04:38.44] | Oh,I didn't know that. 我不知道 |
| [04:42.38] | Well,then this is awkward. 那这才叫尴尬 |
| [04:46.85] | -So what do you...? -I think we're here. 座位是… 应该在这里 |
| [04:51.72] | Excuse me. I'm sorry. 打扰一下，对不起 |
| [04:53.82] | I think you may be in our seats. 你们坐到我们的位子了 |
| [04:57.86] | No,I don't think so. 应该没有吧 |
| [04:59.63] | -Could we take a look at your ticket? -Sure. 可以看一下你的票吗？ 当然可以 |
| [05:04.13] | Yeah. Yeah,see,this says,"D-13".... 没错，这是D13 |
| [05:08.04] | Oh,well,I thought that 我以为… |
| [05:09.90] | You thought? Well,that didn't really work out for you. Idiot! 你以为？ 你以为也没有用，白痴！ |
| [05:15.24] | What are you,a moron? It says,"D-13"! Okay? 你是猪头吗？ 上面印D13，好吗？ |
| [05:19.08] | You're surrounded by even numbers! Does that give you a clue? 你被双数包围了 你都没想到吗？ |
| [05:22.58] | -The usher told me -The usher must be right! 带位的人说… 带位的人当然对罗 |
| [05:25.65] | With all his training! 他受过严格训练嘛 |
| [05:27.82] | Get out! 滚！ |
| [05:34.63] | -Hey,man,you want the aisle? -No,I'm good. 你要靠走道吗？ 不用了 |
| [05:49.41] | -There he is! -There's our star! 我们的明星来了 |
| [05:51.68] | You were great! 你演得好棒 |
| [05:53.41] | So? What'd you think? 你们觉得怎样？ |
| [05:59.82] | -I wasn't in that. -I know. 我没有演 我知道 |
| [06:02.76] | I want you to meet everybody. Everybody,this is Kate. 请你来一下 各位，她是凯特 |
| [06:06.26] | Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart! 借过…亲爱的 |
| [06:11.60] | Come! 过来 |
| [06:16.44] | So that's the girl you like. 那就是你心上人 |
| [06:20.84] | I tell you,this guy Rachel is with is crazy. 真的，瑞秋的男伴是神经病 |
| [06:23.78] | He viciously screamed at total strangers. I think he's bad news. 他对陌生人大吼大叫 我觉得他很糟糕 |
| [06:30.08] | Wait a minute. You don't like the guy Rachel's dating? 慢着，你不喜欢 瑞秋约会的对象？ |
| [06:34.06] | Well,that's odd. 真奇怪啊 |
| [06:36.72] | Oh,hey,Lauren. You guys,this is Kate's understudy,Lauren. 萝伦，各位 这是凯特的候补萝伦 |
| [06:41.06] | Hey,gosh,you look so familiar. 天哪，你好面熟 |
| [06:43.30] | I ran into you in the hallway in your building. 我们在你那栋楼的走廊上见过 |
| [06:46.27] | It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day. 就在我跟乔伊上床之后 他第二天就甩了我 |
| [06:51.91] | So how'd you guys meet? 你们是怎么认识的？ |
| [06:54.74] | The short version is,I pursued her for a couple of months. 简单的说，我追了她两个月 |
| [06:58.41] | Then I gave her a check for $20,000 and she was mine. 给她一张两万元支票后 就搞定了 |
| [07:03.18] | In the long version,I dump him for telling people the short version. 复杂的说，我因为他说话 太简单而甩了他 |
| [07:08.49] | Joey,sweetheart,you were fabulous! 乔伊宝贝，你太棒了 |
| [07:12.59] | You guys,this is my agent,Estelle. 各位，这是我的经纪人艾丝黛 |
| [07:14.86] | How do you do? 你们好 |
| [07:16.26] | Oh,you two girls were outstanding! 两位美眉演得太棒了 |
| [07:19.87] | Do they have representation? 她们有经纪人吗？ |
| [07:22.94] | They weren't in the play. 她们没有演 |
| [07:25.01] | We're not actors. 我们不是演员 |
| [07:26.64] | What a shame! 真可惜 |
| [07:28.01] | With her face and her chest, I could really put something together. 她的脸蛋加上她的胸部 我可以捧出个明星来 |
| [07:34.38] | Could I borrow it? 可以借我吗？ |
| [07:38.22] | Hi. Remember me? 记得我吗？ |
| [07:40.82] | Hi. Yeah. Tommy's in line for the bathroom... 是你，汤米在排队上厕所 |
| [07:43.72] | ...and someone just cut. I think he's gonna snap. 有人插队，我觉得他要捉狂了 |
| [07:48.40] | I'm gonna go. 我要走了 |
| [07:50.00] | Go? Why? 走？为什么？ |
| [07:51.50] | I don't know. Could be because I don't feel like... 不知道，或许是因为… |
| [07:54.57] | ...waiting all night for a guy who may or may not scream. 我不想整晚等着看一个人发飙 |
| [08:00.24] | He definitely will scream. 他绝对会发飙 |
| [08:03.71] | Goodbye. 再见 |
| [08:09.08] | Here we go,people! 各位，剧评来了 |
| [08:17.23] | "Boxing Day. “送礼日” |
| [08:19.66] | The Lucille Lortel Theatre.... “露西儿洛泰尔剧院” |
| [08:23.73] | Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance. 乔伊崔比亚尼的表现参差不齐 |
| [08:28.87] | But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production." 不过崔比亚尼还不是 这出戏最差的一环 |
| [08:32.27] | Yes! 帅！ |
| [08:37.08] | "Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable." 凯特米勒差劲 做作的栓释实在可笑 |
| [08:42.78] | Here it is! "The direction... 来了！导演部份 |
| [08:45.25] | ... by Marshall Townend is...." 马歇尔汤恩导演… |
| [08:54.76] | Thank you,boys and girls. 谢谢各位 |
| [08:56.63] | You've ruined my life. 你们毁了我的一生 |
| [08:59.57] | Please stuff your talentless faces... 请用我妈做的蟹饼 |
| [09:03.27] | ...with my mother's crab cakes! 填满你们没有才华的肚子 |
| [09:06.57] | Excuse me! 借过 |
| [09:13.61] | Does anyone mind if I save this? 我可以留着吧？ |
| [09:21.16] | -ls the play over? -Where were you? 戏演完了？ 你人呢？ |
| [09:23.56] | Thank you for your patience. You're the next caller. 谢谢您的等候 接下来将为您服务 |
| [09:27.63] | You were "the next caller" hours ago. You must be going crazy. 已经好几个小时了 你一定快疯了 |
| [09:31.43] | I've kept myself busy. 我有找事情做 |
| [09:42.08] | Okay,yeah,I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room. 对了，我把你们房里的 东西对调了 |
| [09:52.49] | You okay? 你还好吗？ |
| [09:54.76] | Fabulous. 好极了 |
| [09:55.89] | Drama critics,they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors. 剧评家只是当不成演员的人 |
| [10:01.00] | -You know what to do? -Become a drama critic. 你猜你该怎么做？ 去当剧评家 |
| [10:08.27] | I am hurt! 我受伤了 |
| [10:12.67] | A plague... 祝你们两家… |
| [10:14.41] | ...on both your houses! 发生火灾、地震 |
| [10:19.25] | By the way,he dumped me tonight after he read my review. 对了，他看完剧评之后甩了我 |
| [10:23.02] | Oh,classy. 真过份 |
| [10:30.56] | You know I gave up a part on a soap for this? 我为了这出戏放弃一个连续剧 |
| [10:36.20] | I gave up a job too. 我也放弃了一个工作 |
| [10:38.00] | -Really? What? -Declawing cats. 什么工作？ 替猫咪剪指甲 |
| [10:43.00] | Hey,tell you what, let me walk you home. 这样吧，我陪你走回家 |
| [10:45.91] | We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of The Times and The Post. 我们去每个报摊 烧掉所有的时报和邮报 |
| [10:50.38] | -Why The Post?. -You didn't see The Post?. 为什么要烧邮报？ 你没看邮报？ |
| [10:52.91] | -No. You? -No. Why? 没有，你看了？ 没有，怎么了？ |
| [11:03.16] | You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me? 那些剧评真的是在嫉妒我？ |
| [11:06.26] | Absolutely. You're talented and you're good-looking. 绝对的 你有才华，长得又美 |
| [11:10.06] | You're sweet and cute. 你人好又可爱 |
| [11:12.87] | I know. That's why they trashed me. 我知道，所以他们才攻击我 |
| [11:22.51] | -Wait. Wait a minute. -What? 等一下 怎么了？ |
| [11:26.58] | I don't get you. 我实在搞不懂你 |
| [11:28.58] | I mean,first you hate me. 你先是讨厌我 |
| [11:30.85] | Then you sleep with me. 然后跟我上床 |
| [11:33.89] | Then you want nothing to do with me. Now you want me again? 然后你又跟我撇清关系 现在又想要我了？ |
| [11:37.02] | You never went out with an actress before? 你没跟女演员约过会吗？ |
| [11:41.10] | IKate,do you even like me? 凯特，你喜欢我吗？ |
| [11:46.70] | -Of course I do. -So how come you blew me off? 当然喜欢 那你为什么拒绝我？ |
| [11:50.54] | -How come you were with him? -I don't know. 为什么要跟他在一起？ 我不知道 |
| [11:54.61] | I just do this. 我就是这样 |
| [11:56.91] | I always have to pick,like, the smartest guy... 我总是要挑那个最聪明的… |
| [12:00.15] | ...or the most talented guy. 或是最有才华的 |
| [12:03.08] | Why can't I just pick someone like you? 我为什么不能挑你这种人？ |
| [12:08.72] | Thanks. 谢了 |
| [12:12.26] | You know what I mean. 你知道我的意思 |
| [12:15.73] | I mean,like,the sweetest guy. 我是说最体帖的人 |
| [12:19.63] | You're just so.... 你真的好… |
| [12:22.64] | You're so... 你好… |
| [12:25.11] | ...so.... 好… |
| [12:37.92] | Here we go. Let's get your feet up there. 来，把你的脚抬上来 |
| [12:48.43] | Good night. 晚安 |
| [12:51.00] | Sweet dreams. 祝你好梦 |
| [12:59.17] | I'm gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl. 我把桶子放在这里 免得你想捉兔子 |
| [13:11.22] | Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. 请不要挂断 我们很重视您的来电 |
| [13:16.39] | You've been up for 24 hours. Go to sleep. 你已经24小时没睡了 去睡吧 |
| [13:20.00] | This isn't healthy. 这样很不健康 |
| [13:21.36] | No,no,I'm fine. 不，我很好 |
| [13:23.30] | And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin. 你知道为什么？ 因为我吃了核黄素 |
| [13:32.14] | Didn't you have that on last night? 这是昨晚那套衣服 |
| [13:38.15] | Hey,where were you? 你怎么没来？ |
| [13:39.91] | I'm so,so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. 我很抱歉 我一定会去看你演戏 |
| [13:43.88] | I swear,your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. 你的戏对我们很重要 谢谢你的等候 |
| [13:47.52] | Your play is the next play I'm gonna see. 我接下来将去看你的戏 |
| [13:52.36] | How'd it go with Kate? 你跟凯特怎么样？ |
| [13:53.89] | It was great! 感觉好棒 |
| [13:54.93] | I walked her home,and it was amazing how much we connected. 我陪她走回家 我们之间心有灵犀 |
| [13:59.90] | Then she passed out. 后来她昏过去了 |
| [14:01.60] | But then she woke up. 但是等她醒来 |
| [14:03.60] | And we stayed up all night talking. 我们聊了一整晚 |
| [14:06.17] | And now we're crazy about each other! 我们现在为彼此疯狂 |
| [14:10.04] | You had "the night"! 你经历了关键性的夜晚 |
| [14:12.55] | When two people realize their feelings for each other... 当两个人发现他们坠入爱河 |
| [14:15.78] | ...and they talk for hours and learn all about the other person. 他们会聊上很久 弄清楚对方的一切 |
| [14:19.59] | You think? 是吗？ |
| [14:20.86] | -Did you learn about her family? -Two brothers. One died! 她有几个家人？ 两个兄弟，一个死了 |
| [14:32.13] | This is from the woman at the bar. 这是吧台那位女士请的 |
| [14:38.91] | Sorry. She thought you were somebody else. 对不起，她认错人了 |
| [14:45.28] | -What time is it? -One. 现在几点？ 1点 |
| [14:49.45] | Watch doesn't work. 我的表坏了 |
| [14:52.15] | Tommy's supposed to be here soon. We're going to lunch. 汤米快来了，我们要去吃饭 |
| [14:57.89] | Look,I wasn't gonna say anything to you,but.... 听着，我本来不想说的 但是… |
| [15:06.73] | You don't? 是吗？ |
| [15:08.24] | The guy is mean. I mean,really mean. I think you should stay away from him. 那傢伙很恶劣，非常恶劣 你应该离他远一点 |
| [15:13.77] | Or maybe I should stay away from all men. 或许我应该离所有男人远一点 |
| [15:17.51] | It's not just because I'm jealous. 我不只是在嫉妒 |
| [15:21.48] | I mean,I'm not. I'm not jealous. 我不是在嫉妒 |
| [15:24.59] | Look,the guy actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats. 那傢伙对坐错位子的夫妇大吼 |
| [15:29.32] | Yeah,and at the end of the play... 对啊，落幕的时候 |
| [15:32.13] | ...he got up,and he just started, like,banging his hands together. 他还站起来 用力拍打他的双手 |
| [15:39.37] | You don't want to believe me, that's fine. 好，你们不信就算了 |
| [15:42.17] | We're kidding. 开玩笑的 |
| [15:46.17] | No one believe me. I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny! 没有人相信我 你们当都我在耍宝 |
| [15:49.61] | -Sorry,Tommy. -What's in the cup? 对不起 杯子里是什么？ |
| [15:54.15] | What is in the cup? 杯子里是什么？ |
| [15:56.55] | Okay,it's coffee. 是咖啡 |
| [15:57.85] | Iced coffee? Tell me it's iced coffee. 冰咖啡吗？请告诉我是冰咖啡 |
| [16:01.86] | -It's hot -Hot coffee! 是热… 热咖啡！ |
| [16:08.70] | What are you? Just a big,stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo? 你是发型很鸟的鸟白痴吗？ |
| [16:17.67] | What's your favorite thing about summertime? 你最喜欢夏天的什么？ |
| [16:20.37] | Going to the beach when it stays light real late. 去海边玩，天色很晚才变暗 |
| [16:29.32] | What's your favorite thing about summer? 你最喜欢夏天的什么？ |
| [16:32.49] | I don't know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass. 不知道 新除过的草地的味道吧 |
| [16:36.02] | That's a good one. 这个好 |
| [16:42.53] | Sorry! Sorry I'm late! My duck and my chick had a fight. It was ugly. 抱歉迟到 我的鸡和鸭吵架，场面很乱 |
| [16:47.20] | We held the curtain for you. Let's go! 我们在等你，上场吧 |
| [16:54.94] | Vic! Where have you been,baby? 维克，你上哪去了？ |
| [17:02.28] | Where's Kate? 凯特呢？ |
| [17:03.45] | She got a job in L.A. 她在洛杉矶找到工作 |
| [17:07.72] | I've been waiting up all night for you. Where have you been? 我等了你一整夜 你上哪去了？ |
| [17:13.46] | Where have you been,Vic? 你上哪去了，维克？ |
| [17:17.90] | Go to the window. I wanna run down to the truck and show you something. 去窗子旁边 我去车上拿个东西给你看 |
| [17:24.24] | What do you got down there,Vic? 你要给我看什么？ |
| [17:26.81] | What do you got under that tarp? 帆布底下藏了什么？ |
| [17:32.41] | When is she leaving? 她什么时候走？ |
| [17:33.81] | Tonight. What are you doing? 今晚，你在干什么？ |
| [17:38.05] | I'm coming up! 我马上上来 |
| [17:42.66] | Hey,you mind if I use the phone? 可以借用电话吗？ |
| [17:50.23] | Use ours across the hall because she... 去对面用我们的，因为她… |
| [17:53.17] | ... has problems. 有点问题 |
| [17:54.74] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [18:00.07] | I almost spilled this hot coffee on you. 我差点把热咖啡泼到你身上 |
| [18:03.94] | Yeah,but you didn't. 但是你没有 |
| [18:05.91] | No,but... 没错，但是… |
| [18:07.65] | ...it's hot. 这是热的 |
| [18:12.65] | Would you stop it? It's getting really old. 别闹了，都老掉牙了 |
| [18:15.46] | I can't believe no one believes me. 居然没有人相信我 |
| [18:17.79] | I do. I believe you. 我相信你 |
| [18:19.83] | You do? 真的？ |
| [18:32.34] | Hey there,little fella. 嗨，小东西 |
| [18:34.17] | Mr. Fuzzy Man,how you doing? 毛毛脸，你好吗？ |
| [18:40.85] | Gross! 恶心死了 |
| [18:42.52] | Idiot! 白痴！ |
| [18:44.45] | Stupid,little,fuzzy,yellow creature! 白痴黄毛鸡 |
| [18:47.65] | "Oh,look at me! I'm so cute! I'm a little chick who's disgusting!" 你看我，我好可爱 我是恶心的小鸡！ |
| [18:51.79] | You're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct? 笨蛋！你怎么还没绝种？ |
| [18:57.40] | What are you quacking about? 你叫什么叫？ |
| [18:59.57] | Dumb Donald Dodo! 白痴唐老鸭 |
| [19:05.31] | Step away from the duck. 离鸭子远一点 |
| [19:11.08] | Sorry,little Mr. Chickadee. 很抱歉，小鸡鸡 |
| [19:13.35] | Sorry you went doody in my hand! 谁叫你在我手上撇条！ |
| [19:18.42] | I guess we're not going out anymore. 看来我们是没希望了 |
| [19:20.82] | Man! 妈的！ |
| [19:26.29] | Joey,I'm so glad I caught you. I couldn't find you before. 乔伊，幸好赶上了 我一直找不到你 |
| [19:30.46] | What's all this about L.A.? 洛杉矶是怎么回事？ |
| [19:32.70] | They still want me for General Hospital. “综合医院”还是要我 |
| [19:34.84] | But... 但是… |
| [19:36.27] | ...what about us? 我们呢？ |
| [19:39.01] | Last night was wonderful. 昨晚感觉很棒 |
| [19:42.11] | But I can't stay here just for you. 但我不能为了你留下来 |
| [19:45.31] | So stay for the museums. 那就为了博物馆留下来 |
| [19:48.15] | -I'm sorry. -Joey,on-stage! 对不起 乔伊上场 |
| [19:51.12] | At least stay till the end of the play. 至少等到落幕 |
| [19:53.45] | I'll go to the airport with you. I want to say goodbye. 我陪你去机场，我想跟你道别 |
| [19:56.52] | Where are you,Vic? 维克，你在哪里？ |
| [19:58.46] | Flight's in an hour. I gotta go. 一小时后的班机，我得走了 |
| [20:02.63] | Vic? 维克？ |
| [20:05.07] | -Vic! -ln a minute! 维克！ 等一下！ |
| [20:09.57] | So this is it,Victor? 维克，就这样了？ |
| [20:12.87] | Yeah. I guess it is. 我想是的 |
| [20:22.08] | Listen... 听我说 |
| [20:25.00] | ... I gotta say goodbye,and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me. 我必须赶快说再见 因为我的心好痛 |
| [20:29.39] | One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you. 我要你知道 我永远不会忘记你 |
| [20:34.23] | But you got things you have to do now. 但是你有你该做的事 |
| [20:37.73] | And so do l. 而我也是 |
| [20:41.07] | And so... 所以… |
| [20:44.57] | ... I'm gonna get on this spaceship... 我要登上太空船 |
| [20:54.41] | ...and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7 in search of alternative fuels. 前往布拉刚7号星 寻找替代燃料 |
| [20:59.62] | But when I return 200 years from now... 等我两百年后回来 |
| [21:03.49] | ...you'll be long gone... 你早就死了 |
| [21:06.33] | ... but I won't have aged at all. 而我却一点也不会老 |
| [21:11.93] | So you tell your great, great granddaughter... 所以请告诉你的曾曾孙女 |
| [21:15.80] | ...to look me up. 叫她找我 |
| [21:19.11] | Because,Adrianne... 因为爱莉安… |
| [21:21.31] | ... baby... 亲爱的… |
| [21:24.61] | ... I'm gonna want to meet her. 我绝对会想认识她 |
| [21:34.49] | So long,Vic! 别了，维克 |
| [21:44.16] | It's been two days. 已经两天了 |
| [21:47.33] | Yeah,I know. 我知道 |
| [21:49.00] | Good thing it's one of those 801 numbers,right? 幸好是801免付费电话 |
| [21:52.31] | Phoebe,800 is toll free. 801 is Utah. 800才是免付费电话 801是犹他州码 |
| [21:59.78] | It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers. 一定是800 大公司都有免付费专线 |
| [22:04.65] | Every.... 每个… |
| [22:06.62] | Yeah,every big Utah-based company has one. 犹他州大公司都是801开头 |
| [22:11.33] | Sorry. I'm so sorry. I will pay you back. 真的很抱歉，我会付钱的 |
| [22:14.93] | And yet she's still not hanging up the phone. 她还是不挂电话 |
| [22:17.83] | -Hang up! -Hang up the phone! 挂掉啦 挂挂挂！ |
| [22:19.80] | Fine! Fine! 好啦 |
| [22:28.71] | Well,I think I broke it. 我好像把它摔坏了 |
| [22:33.11] | But that's all right. Here's the number where you can call. 没关系，你们可以打这支电话 |
| [00:21.-1] | No. That' s what they want me to do. bu yao, ta men jiu shi yao wo fang qi |
| [04:31.-2] | Well, this is... zhe zhen shi |
| [05:30.-3] | Here! na qu |
| [05:55.-1] | Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw. gen liang luo nv zuo qiao qiao ban na chu you de pin |
| [10:27.-4] | I sure know how to pick them. shi a, wo hai zhen you yan guang |
| [13:35.-1] | I stayed at Kate' s but nothing happened. wo zai kai te jia guo ye dan shi shen me ye mei zuo |
| [14:24.-3] | Yes! piao liang! |
| [14:47.-4] | 7: 15. 7 dian 15 fen |
| [15:02.-3] | All right, I don' t think you should be seeing Tommy anymore. hao ba, wo jue de ni bu gai gen tang mi lai wang |
| [16:05.-3] | You idiot! You gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh? ni zhe ge bai chi! ni xiang na re ka fei po wo? |
| [17:59.-2] | Sorry, Tommy. tang mi, dui bu qi |
| [18:21.-3] | Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next. dui, dan shi wo ye xiang xin wo shi xia yi ge |
| [20:01.-3] | Vic? wei ke? |
| [00:03.10] | Are you still on hold? ni hai zai deng? |
| [00:04.80] | I was supposed to call my dad back two hours ago. wo liang xiao shi qian jiu gai da gei wo ba le |
| [00:07.54] | Oh, yeah. He clicked on. you, ta cha bo guo |
| [00:09.17] | Call him as soon as you get a chance. He' s at Flimbees. ni you kong jiu da gei ta ta zai jia yi bing |
| [00:12.71] | What' s Flimbees? shen me shi jia yi bing? |
| [00:13.78] | That' s the word I use when I can' t remember the real thing. wo ji bu qi zheng que da an shi dou zhe me shuo |
| [00:18.45] | Okay, hang up! That' s it. Come on! gua dian hua, gou le |
| [00:23.35] | My warranty expires tomorrow. If I don' t get through... bao zheng shu ming tian jiu guo qi le yao shi wu fa jie tong |
| [00:26.22] | ... they won' t fix my crappy, broken phone for free! ta men jiu bu hui mian fei xiu li wo de po dian hua |
| [00:29.12] | We cannot let them win! It' s us versus them! wo men bu neng rang ta men ying zhe shi yu ta men de dui jue |
| [00:31.53] | Yes! mei cuo |
| [00:36.63] | I gotta doublecheck for tickets tonight. Who got what? wo zai wen yi ci wan shang de piao ni men yao ji zhang? |
| [00:40.00] | I have one. wo yao yi zhang |
| [00:41.24] | I need two. I' m bringing Pete. wo yao liang zhang, wo yao dai bi te qu |
| [00:44.04] | My boyfriend. wo de nan peng you |
| [00:47.31] | I have a boyfriend now. wo you nan peng you le |
| [00:49.88] | Two it is. How about you? ni liang zhang, luo si, ni ne? |
| [00:52.75] | Yeah, I also need two. wo ye yao liang zhang |
| [00:55.52] | Really? Who' s number two? zhen de? di er ge shi shui? |
| [00:57.59] | Whose Number Two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play. di er ge shi shui? xia shui dao gong ren de gao nan du you xi |
| [01:04.03] | No, it' s just this person. jiu shi you yi ge ren ma |
| [01:06.56] | Like a datetype person? shi yue hui dui xiang ma? |
| [01:08.46] | Yeah, kind of. It' s this woman from work. suan shi ba, shi gong zuo shang ren shi de nv sheng |
| [01:11.40] | I hope that won' t be too weird. Will it, Rach? xi wang bu hui tai qi guai bu hui ba, rui qiu? |
| [01:15.70] | Not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself. yi dian ye bu hui qi shi wo ye yao dai ren qu |
| [01:19.24] | But you said one ticket. dan shi ni zhi yao yi zhang |
| [01:24.58] | I meant me plus one. wo shi shuo wo zai duo yi zhang |
| [01:27.55] | Okay. Did you guys mean you plus one? hao, hai you shui shi duo yi zhang de? |
| [01:32.39] | All right. I' ll see you tonight. hao, wan shang jian |
| [01:34.46] | Okay. Byebye. zai jian |
| [01:35.69] | Byebye. bai bai |
| [01:37.56] | Okay, I need a date! wo de zhao ge nan ban |
| [01:40.73] | Oh, hey! You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate! dui le, ni men zhong yu yao jian dao kai te le |
| [01:44.40] | And I borrowed your cologne. I hope she likes it. wo jie le ni de gu long shui xi wang ta hui xi huan |
| [01:47.20] | What are you doing? She' s seeing somebody. ni zhe shi gan ma? ta zai gen bie ren jiao wang |
| [01:50.11] | Yeah, and I don' t have any cologne. er qie wo mei you gu long shui |
| [01:53.24] | Bottle next to the shaving cream. Worm medicine for the duck. gua hu gao pang bian na yi ping ya zi de chu chong yao |
| [01:58.91] | The One With the Screamer ben ji bo chu: " zhi ren zhi mian bu zhi xin" |
| [02:49.20] | Here you go. You can wear this. Thanks. na qu, zhe jian gei ni chuan xie xie |
| [02:55.44] | I' m setting the phone down. wo yao ba dian hua fang xia |
| [02:58.47] | But I' m still here. dan shi wo ren hai zai |
| [03:00.88] | Just don' t go anywhere. I' m still here. bu yao zou kai, wo hai zai |
| [03:03.75] | Don' t switch or anything, because I' m right here. Just one sec. bu yao zhuan xian, wo jiu zai zhe li deng wo yi xia xia |
| [03:09.25] | One sec. One second! deng yi xia, yi xia xia |
| [03:11.85] | Wait! One second! Just.... deng deng, yi xia jiu hao |
| [03:14.79] | What? Monica, I' m scared! gan ma? wo hao hai pa |
| [03:17.86] | Honey, that' s a sleeve. xiao jie, na shi xiu zi |
| [03:21.26] | And we also have a speakerphone. er qie wo men you mian chi ting tong |
| [03:24.10] | Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. qing bu yao gua duan wo men hen zhong shi nin de lai dian |
| [03:27.60] | You gotta hang up. We' ll be late. ni de gua duan, yao chi dao le |
| [03:29.80] | Thank you for your patience. You' re the next caller. xie xie nin de deng hou jie xia lai jiang wei nin fu wu |
| [03:32.77] | Yes! Yes! I' m the next caller! piao liang! wo shi xia yi ge |
| [03:35.64] | You were gonna have me hang up. ni hai jiao wo gua diao |
| [03:41.75] | Can you take a duck and a chick to the theater? ke yi dai xiao ji he xiao ya qu ju yuan ma? |
| [03:45.45] | Of course not. dang ran bu xing |
| [03:47.12] | I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else. wo zhi shi xiang rang bie ren gao su ta men |
| [03:54.16] | " lu xi er luo tai er ju yuan" |
| [03:58.57] | Oh, hi, how are you? ni hao ma? |
| [04:00.47] | Good. hen hao |
| [04:03.40] | Looks like we' re the first ones here. Looks that way. kan lai wo men zui zao dao kan yang zi shi de |
| [04:06.57] | First ones here! ba de tou chou |
| [04:11.35] | Oh, Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy. tang mi, zhe shi luo si luo si, tang mi |
| [04:14.18] | Oh, I' m sorry. This is Cailin. Cailin bao qian, zhe shi kai lin kai lin |
| [04:16.75] | Sorry. dui bu qi |
| [04:18.32] | And break! fang kai |
| [04:23.66] | I think I' m gonna run to the ladies' room. wo yao qu yi tang xi shou jian |
| [04:26.36] | I' ll join you. I' ll get our seats. wo gen ni qu wo qu zhao zuo wei |
| [04:32.67] | ... awkward. you dian gan ga |
| [04:35.50] | Well, because Rachel and l used to go out. yin wei rui qiu he wo jiao wang guo |
| [04:38.44] | Oh, I didn' t know that. wo bu zhi dao |
| [04:42.38] | Well, then this is awkward. na zhe cai jiao gan ga |
| [04:46.85] | So what do you...? I think we' re here. zuo wei shi ying gai zai zhe li |
| [04:51.72] | Excuse me. I' m sorry. da rao yi xia, dui bu qi |
| [04:53.82] | I think you may be in our seats. ni men zuo dao wo men de wei zi le |
| [04:57.86] | No, I don' t think so. ying gai mei you ba |
| [04:59.63] | Could we take a look at your ticket? Sure. ke yi kan yi xia ni de piao ma? dang ran ke yi |
| [05:04.13] | Yeah. Yeah, see, this says," D13".... mei cuo, zhe shi D13 |
| [05:08.04] | Oh, well, I thought that wo yi wei |
| [05:09.90] | You thought? Well, that didn' t really work out for you. Idiot! ni yi wei? ni yi wei ye mei you yong, bai chi! |
| [05:15.24] | What are you, a moron? It says," D13"! Okay? ni shi zhu tou ma? shang mian yin D13, hao ma? |
| [05:19.08] | You' re surrounded by even numbers! Does that give you a clue? ni bei shuang shu bao wei le ni dou mei xiang dao ma? |
| [05:22.58] | The usher told me The usher must be right! dai wei de ren shuo dai wei de ren dang ran dui luo |
| [05:25.65] | With all his training! ta shou guo yan ge xun lian ma |
| [05:27.82] | Get out! gun! |
| [05:34.63] | Hey, man, you want the aisle? No, I' m good. ni yao kao zou dao ma? bu yong le |
| [05:49.41] | There he is! There' s our star! wo men de ming xing lai le |
| [05:51.68] | You were great! ni yan de hao bang |
| [05:53.41] | So? What' d you think? ni men jue de zen yang? |
| [05:59.82] | I wasn' t in that. I know. wo mei you yan wo zhi dao |
| [06:02.76] | I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate. qing ni lai yi xia ge wei, ta shi kai te |
| [06:06.26] | Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart! jie guo qin ai de |
| [06:11.60] | Come! guo lai |
| [06:16.44] | So that' s the girl you like. na jiu shi ni xin shang ren |
| [06:20.84] | I tell you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy. zhen de, rui qiu de nan ban shi shen jing bing |
| [06:23.78] | He viciously screamed at total strangers. I think he' s bad news. ta dui mo sheng ren da hou da jiao wo jue de ta hen zao gao |
| [06:30.08] | Wait a minute. You don' t like the guy Rachel' s dating? man zhe, ni bu xi huan rui qiu yue hui de dui xiang? |
| [06:34.06] | Well, that' s odd. zhen qi guai a |
| [06:36.72] | Oh, hey, Lauren. You guys, this is Kate' s understudy, Lauren. luo lun, ge wei zhe shi kai te de hou bu luo lun |
| [06:41.06] | Hey, gosh, you look so familiar. tian na, ni hao mian shu |
| [06:43.30] | I ran into you in the hallway in your building. wo men zai ni na dong lou de zou lang shang jian guo |
| [06:46.27] | It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day. jiu zai wo gen qiao yi shang chuang zhi hou ta di er tian jiu shuai le wo |
| [06:51.91] | So how' d you guys meet? ni men shi zen me ren shi de? |
| [06:54.74] | The short version is, I pursued her for a couple of months. jian dan de shuo, wo zhui le ta liang ge yue |
| [06:58.41] | Then I gave her a check for 20, 000 and she was mine. gei ta yi zhang liang wan yuan zhi piao hou jiu gao ding le |
| [07:03.18] | In the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version. fu za de shuo, wo yin wei ta shuo hua tai jian dan er shuai le ta |
| [07:08.49] | Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous! qiao yi bao bei, ni tai bang le |
| [07:12.59] | You guys, this is my agent, Estelle. ge wei, zhe shi wo de jing ji ren ai si dai |
| [07:14.86] | How do you do? ni men hao |
| [07:16.26] | Oh, you two girls were outstanding! liang wei mei mei yan de tai bang le |
| [07:19.87] | Do they have representation? ta men you jing ji ren ma? |
| [07:22.94] | They weren' t in the play. ta men mei you yan |
| [07:25.01] | We' re not actors. wo men bu shi yan yuan |
| [07:26.64] | What a shame! zhen ke xi |
| [07:28.01] | With her face and her chest, I could really put something together. ta de lian dan jia shang ta de xiong bu wo ke yi peng chu ge ming xing lai |
| [07:34.38] | Could I borrow it? ke yi jie wo ma? |
| [07:38.22] | Hi. Remember me? ji de wo ma? |
| [07:40.82] | Hi. Yeah. Tommy' s in line for the bathroom... shi ni, tang mi zai pai dui shang ce suo |
| [07:43.72] | ... and someone just cut. I think he' s gonna snap. you ren cha dui, wo jue de ta yao zhuo kuang le |
| [07:48.40] | I' m gonna go. wo yao zou le |
| [07:50.00] | Go? Why? zou? wei shi me? |
| [07:51.50] | I don' t know. Could be because I don' t feel like... bu zhi dao, huo xu shi yin wei |
| [07:54.57] | ... waiting all night for a guy who may or may not scream. wo bu xiang zheng wan deng zhe kan yi ge ren fa biao |
| [08:00.24] | He definitely will scream. ta jue dui hui fa biao |
| [08:03.71] | Goodbye. zai jian |
| [08:09.08] | Here we go, people! ge wei, ju ping lai le |
| [08:17.23] | " Boxing Day. " song li ri" |
| [08:19.66] | The Lucille Lortel Theatre.... " lu xi er luo tai er ju yuan" |
| [08:23.73] | Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance. qiao yi cui bi ya ni de biao xian cen ci bu qi |
| [08:28.87] | But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production." bu guo cui bi ya ni hai bu shi zhe chu xi zui cha de yi huan |
| [08:32.27] | Yes! shuai! |
| [08:37.08] | " Kate Miller' s awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable." kai te mi lei cha jin zuo zuo de shuan shi shi zai ke xiao |
| [08:42.78] | Here it is! " The direction... lai le! dao yan bu fen |
| [08:45.25] | ... by Marshall Townend is...." ma xie er tang en dao yan |
| [08:54.76] | Thank you, boys and girls. xie xie ge wei |
| [08:56.63] | You' ve ruined my life. ni men hui le wo de yi sheng |
| [08:59.57] | Please stuff your talentless faces... qing yong wo ma zuo de xie bing |
| [09:03.27] | ... with my mother' s crab cakes! tian man ni men mei you cai hua de du zi |
| [09:06.57] | Excuse me! jie guo |
| [09:13.61] | Does anyone mind if I save this? wo ke yi liu zhe ba? |
| [09:21.16] | ls the play over? Where were you? xi yan wan le? ni ren ne? |
| [09:23.56] | Thank you for your patience. You' re the next caller. xie xie nin de deng hou jie xia lai jiang wei nin fu wu |
| [09:27.63] | You were " the next caller" hours ago. You must be going crazy. yi jing hao ji ge xiao shi le ni yi ding kuai feng le |
| [09:31.43] | I' ve kept myself busy. wo you zhao shi qing zuo |
| [09:42.08] | Okay, yeah, I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room. dui le, wo ba ni men fang li de dong xi dui diao le |
| [09:52.49] | You okay? ni hai hao ma? |
| [09:54.76] | Fabulous. hao ji le |
| [09:55.89] | Drama critics, they' re nothing but people who couldn' t make it as actors. ju ping jia zhi shi dang bu cheng yan yuan de ren |
| [10:01.00] | You know what to do? Become a drama critic. ni cai ni gai zen me zuo? qu dang ju ping jia |
| [10:08.27] | I am hurt! wo shou shang le |
| [10:12.67] | A plague... zhu ni men liang jia |
| [10:14.41] | ... on both your houses! fa sheng huo zai di zhen |
| [10:19.25] | By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review. dui le, ta kan wan ju ping zhi hou shuai le wo |
| [10:23.02] | Oh, classy. zhen guo fen |
| [10:30.56] | You know I gave up a part on a soap for this? wo wei le zhe chu xi fang qi yi ge lian xu ju |
| [10:36.20] | I gave up a job too. wo ye fang qi le yi ge gong zuo |
| [10:38.00] | Really? What? Declawing cats. shen me gong zuo? ti mao mi jian zhi jia |
| [10:43.00] | Hey, tell you what, let me walk you home. zhe yang ba, wo pei ni zou hui jia |
| [10:45.91] | We' ll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of The Times and The Post. wo men qu mei ge bao tan shao diao suo you de shi bao he you bao |
| [10:50.38] | Why The Post?. You didn' t see The Post?. wei shi me yao shao you bao? ni mei kan you bao? |
| [10:52.91] | No. You? No. Why? mei you, ni kan le? mei you, zen me le? |
| [11:03.16] | You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me? nei xie ju ping zhen de shi zai ji du wo? |
| [11:06.26] | Absolutely. You' re talented and you' re goodlooking. jue dui de ni you cai hua, zhang de you mei |
| [11:10.06] | You' re sweet and cute. ni ren hao you ke ai |
| [11:12.87] | I know. That' s why they trashed me. wo zhi dao, suo yi ta men cai gong ji wo |
| [11:22.51] | Wait. Wait a minute. What? deng yi xia zen me le? |
| [11:26.58] | I don' t get you. wo shi zai gao bu dong ni |
| [11:28.58] | I mean, first you hate me. ni xian shi tao yan wo |
| [11:30.85] | Then you sleep with me. ran hou gen wo shang chuang |
| [11:33.89] | Then you want nothing to do with me. Now you want me again? ran hou ni you gen wo pie qing guan xi xian zai you xiang yao wo le? |
| [11:37.02] | You never went out with an actress before? ni mei gen nv yan yuan yue guo hui ma? |
| [11:41.10] | IKate, do you even like me? kai te, ni xi huan wo ma? |
| [11:46.70] | Of course I do. So how come you blew me off? dang ran xi huan na ni wei shi me ju jue wo? |
| [11:50.54] | How come you were with him? I don' t know. wei shi me yao gen ta zai yi qi? wo bu zhi dao |
| [11:54.61] | I just do this. wo jiu shi zhe yang |
| [11:56.91] | I always have to pick, like, the smartest guy... wo zong shi yao tiao na ge zui cong ming de |
| [12:00.15] | ... or the most talented guy. huo shi zui you cai hua de |
| [12:03.08] | Why can' t I just pick someone like you? wo wei shi me bu neng tiao ni zhe zhong ren? |
| [12:08.72] | Thanks. xie le |
| [12:12.26] | You know what I mean. ni zhi dao wo de yi si |
| [12:15.73] | I mean, like, the sweetest guy. wo shi shuo zui ti tie de ren |
| [12:19.63] | You' re just so.... ni zhen de hao |
| [12:22.64] | You' re so... ni hao |
| [12:25.11] | ... so.... hao |
| [12:37.92] | Here we go. Let' s get your feet up there. lai, ba ni de jiao tai shang lai |
| [12:48.43] | Good night. wan an |
| [12:51.00] | Sweet dreams. zhu ni hao meng |
| [12:59.17] | I' m gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl. wo ba tong zi fang zai zhe li mian de ni xiang zhuo tu zi |
| [13:11.22] | Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. qing bu yao gua duan wo men hen zhong shi nin de lai dian |
| [13:16.39] | You' ve been up for 24 hours. Go to sleep. ni yi jing 24 xiao shi mei shui le qu shui ba |
| [13:20.00] | This isn' t healthy. zhe yang hen bu jian kang |
| [13:21.36] | No, no, I' m fine. bu, wo hen hao |
| [13:23.30] | And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin. ni zhi dao wei shi me? yin wei wo chi le he huang su |
| [13:32.14] | Didn' t you have that on last night? zhe shi zuo wan na tao yi fu |
| [13:38.15] | Hey, where were you? ni zen me mei lai? |
| [13:39.91] | I' m so, so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. wo hen bao qian wo yi ding hui qu kan ni yan xi |
| [13:43.88] | I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. ni de xi dui wo men hen zhong yao xie xie ni de deng hou |
| [13:47.52] | Your play is the next play I' m gonna see. wo jie xia lai jiang qu kan ni de xi |
| [13:52.36] | How' d it go with Kate? ni gen kai te zen me yang? |
| [13:53.89] | It was great! gan jue hao bang |
| [13:54.93] | I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected. wo pei ta zou hui jia wo men zhi jian xin you ling xi |
| [13:59.90] | Then she passed out. hou lai ta hun guo qu le |
| [14:01.60] | But then she woke up. dan shi deng ta xing lai |
| [14:03.60] | And we stayed up all night talking. wo men liao le yi zheng wan |
| [14:06.17] | And now we' re crazy about each other! wo men xian zai wei bi ci feng kuang |
| [14:10.04] | You had " the night"! ni jing li le guan jian xing de ye wan |
| [14:12.55] | When two people realize their feelings for each other... dang liang ge ren fa xian ta men zhui ru ai he |
| [14:15.78] | ... and they talk for hours and learn all about the other person. ta men hui liao shang hen jiu nong qing chu dui fang de yi qie |
| [14:19.59] | You think? shi ma? |
| [14:20.86] | Did you learn about her family? Two brothers. One died! ta you ji ge jia ren? liang ge xiong di, yi ge si le |
| [14:32.13] | This is from the woman at the bar. zhe shi ba tai na wei nv shi qing de |
| [14:38.91] | Sorry. She thought you were somebody else. dui bu qi, ta ren cuo ren le |
| [14:45.28] | What time is it? One. xian zai ji dian? 1 dian |
| [14:49.45] | Watch doesn' t work. wo de biao huai le |
| [14:52.15] | Tommy' s supposed to be here soon. We' re going to lunch. tang mi kuai lai le, wo men yao qu chi fan |
| [14:57.89] | Look, I wasn' t gonna say anything to you, but.... ting zhe, wo ben lai bu xiang shuo de dan shi |
| [15:06.73] | You don' t? shi ma? |
| [15:08.24] | The guy is mean. I mean, really mean. I think you should stay away from him. na jia huo hen e lie, fei chang e lie ni ying gai li ta yuan yi dian |
| [15:13.77] | Or maybe I should stay away from all men. huo xu wo ying gai li suo you nan ren yuan yi dian |
| [15:17.51] | It' s not just because I' m jealous. wo bu zhi shi zai ji du |
| [15:21.48] | I mean, I' m not. I' m not jealous. wo bu shi zai ji du |
| [15:24.59] | Look, the guy actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats. na jia huo dui zuo cuo wei zi de fu fu da hou |
| [15:29.32] | Yeah, and at the end of the play... dui a, luo mu de shi hou |
| [15:32.13] | ... he got up, and he just started, like, banging his hands together. ta hai zhan qi lai yong li pai da ta de shuang shou |
| [15:39.37] | You don' t want to believe me, that' s fine. hao, ni men bu xin jiu suan le |
| [15:42.17] | We' re kidding. kai wan xiao de |
| [15:46.17] | No one believe me. I' m Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny! mei you ren xiang xin wo ni men dang dou wo zai shua bao |
| [15:49.61] | Sorry, Tommy. What' s in the cup? dui bu qi bei zi li shi shen me? |
| [15:54.15] | What is in the cup? bei zi li shi shen me? |
| [15:56.55] | Okay, it' s coffee. shi ka fei |
| [15:57.85] | Iced coffee? Tell me it' s iced coffee. bing ka fei ma? qing gao su wo shi bing ka fei |
| [16:01.86] | It' s hot Hot coffee! shi re re ka fei! |
| [16:08.70] | What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo? ni shi fa xing hen niao de niao bai chi ma? |
| [16:17.67] | What' s your favorite thing about summertime? ni zui xi huan xia tian de shen me? |
| [16:20.37] | Going to the beach when it stays light real late. qu hai bian wan, tian se hen wan cai bian an |
| [16:29.32] | What' s your favorite thing about summer? ni zui xi huan xia tian de shen me? |
| [16:32.49] | I don' t know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass. bu zhi dao xin chu guo de cao di de wei dao ba |
| [16:36.02] | That' s a good one. zhe ge hao |
| [16:42.53] | Sorry! Sorry I' m late! My duck and my chick had a fight. It was ugly. bao qian chi dao wo de ji he ya chao jia, chang mian hen luan |
| [16:47.20] | We held the curtain for you. Let' s go! wo men zai deng ni, shang chang ba |
| [16:54.94] | Vic! Where have you been, baby? wei ke, ni shang na qu le? |
| [17:02.28] | Where' s Kate? kai te ne? |
| [17:03.45] | She got a job in L. A. ta zai luo shan ji zhao dao gong zuo |
| [17:07.72] | I' ve been waiting up all night for you. Where have you been? wo deng le ni yi zheng ye ni shang na qu le? |
| [17:13.46] | Where have you been, Vic? ni shang na qu le, wei ke? |
| [17:17.90] | Go to the window. I wanna run down to the truck and show you something. qu chuang zi pang bian wo qu che shang na ge dong xi gei ni kan |
| [17:24.24] | What do you got down there, Vic? ni yao gei wo kan shen me? |
| [17:26.81] | What do you got under that tarp? fan bu di xia cang le shen me? |
| [17:32.41] | When is she leaving? ta shen me shi hou zou? |
| [17:33.81] | Tonight. What are you doing? jin wan, ni zai gan shen me? |
| [17:38.05] | I' m coming up! wo ma shang shang lai |
| [17:42.66] | Hey, you mind if I use the phone? ke yi jie yong dian hua ma? |
| [17:50.23] | Use ours across the hall because she... qu dui mian yong wo men de, yin wei ta |
| [17:53.17] | ... has problems. you dian wen ti |
| [17:54.74] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [18:00.07] | I almost spilled this hot coffee on you. wo cha dian ba re ka fei po dao ni shen shang |
| [18:03.94] | Yeah, but you didn' t. dan shi ni mei you |
| [18:05.91] | No, but... mei cuo, dan shi |
| [18:07.65] | ... it' s hot. zhe shi re de |
| [18:12.65] | Would you stop it? It' s getting really old. bie nao le, dou lao diao ya le |
| [18:15.46] | I can' t believe no one believes me. ju ran mei you ren xiang xin wo |
| [18:17.79] | I do. I believe you. wo xiang xin ni |
| [18:19.83] | You do? zhen de? |
| [18:32.34] | Hey there, little fella. hai, xiao dong xi |
| [18:34.17] | Mr. Fuzzy Man, how you doing? mao mao lian, ni hao ma? |
| [18:40.85] | Gross! e xin si le |
| [18:42.52] | Idiot! bai chi! |
| [18:44.45] | Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature! bai chi huang mao ji |
| [18:47.65] | " Oh, look at me! I' m so cute! I' m a little chick who' s disgusting!" ni kan wo, wo hao ke ai wo shi e xin de xiao ji! |
| [18:51.79] | You' re so stupid! How are you not yet extinct? ben dan! ni zen me hai mei jue zhong? |
| [18:57.40] | What are you quacking about? ni jiao shen me jiao? |
| [18:59.57] | Dumb Donald Dodo! bai chi tang lao ya |
| [19:05.31] | Step away from the duck. li ya zi yuan yi dian |
| [19:11.08] | Sorry, little Mr. Chickadee. hen bao qian, xiao ji ji |
| [19:13.35] | Sorry you went doody in my hand! shui jiao ni zai wo shou shang pie tiao! |
| [19:18.42] | I guess we' re not going out anymore. kan lai wo men shi mei xi wang le |
| [19:20.82] | Man! ma de! |
| [19:26.29] | Joey, I' m so glad I caught you. I couldn' t find you before. qiao yi, xing hao gan shang le wo yi zhi zhao bu dao ni |
| [19:30.46] | What' s all this about L. A.? luo shan ji shi zen me hui shi? |
| [19:32.70] | They still want me for General Hospital. " zong he yi yuan" hai shi yao wo |
| [19:34.84] | But... dan shi |
| [19:36.27] | ... what about us? wo men ne? |
| [19:39.01] | Last night was wonderful. zuo wan gan jue hen bang |
| [19:42.11] | But I can' t stay here just for you. dan wo bu neng wei le ni liu xia lai |
| [19:45.31] | So stay for the museums. na jiu wei le bo wu guan liu xia lai |
| [19:48.15] | I' m sorry. Joey, onstage! dui bu qi qiao yi shang chang |
| [19:51.12] | At least stay till the end of the play. zhi shao deng dao luo mu |
| [19:53.45] | I' ll go to the airport with you. I want to say goodbye. wo pei ni qu ji chang, wo xiang gen ni dao bie |
| [19:56.52] | Where are you, Vic? wei ke, ni zai na li? |
| [19:58.46] | Flight' s in an hour. I gotta go. yi xiao shi hou de ban ji, wo de zou le |
| [20:02.63] | Vic? wei ke? |
| [20:05.07] | Vic! ln a minute! wei ke! deng yi xia! |
| [20:09.57] | So this is it, Victor? wei ke, jiu zhe yang le? |
| [20:12.87] | Yeah. I guess it is. wo xiang shi de |
| [20:22.08] | Listen... ting wo shuo |
| [20:25.00] | ... I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me. wo bi xu gan kuai shuo zai jian yin wei wo de xin hao tong |
| [20:29.39] | One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you. wo yao ni zhi dao wo yong yuan bu hui wang ji ni |
| [20:34.23] | But you got things you have to do now. dan shi ni you ni gai zuo de shi |
| [20:37.73] | And so do l. er wo ye shi |
| [20:41.07] | And so... suo yi |
| [20:44.57] | ... I' m gonna get on this spaceship... wo yao deng shang tai kong chuan |
| [20:54.41] | ... and I' m gonna go to Blaargon7 in search of alternative fuels. qian wang bu la gang 7 hao xing xun zhao ti dai ran liao |
| [20:59.62] | But when I return 200 years from now... deng wo liang bai nian hou hui lai |
| [21:03.49] | ... you' ll be long gone... ni zao jiu si le |
| [21:06.33] | ... but I won' t have aged at all. er wo que yi dian ye bu hui lao |
| [21:11.93] | So you tell your great, great granddaughter... suo yi qing gao su ni de ceng zeng sun nv |
| [21:15.80] | ... to look me up. jiao ta zhao wo |
| [21:19.11] | Because, Adrianne... yin wei ai li an |
| [21:21.31] | ... baby... qin ai de |
| [21:24.61] | ... I' m gonna want to meet her. wo jue dui hui xiang ren shi ta |
| [21:34.49] | So long, Vic! bie le, wei ke |
| [21:44.16] | It' s been two days. yi jing liang tian le |
| [21:47.33] | Yeah, I know. wo zhi dao |
| [21:49.00] | Good thing it' s one of those 801 numbers, right? xing hao shi 801 mian fu fei dian hua |
| [21:52.31] | Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah. 800 cai shi mian fu fei dian hua 801 shi you ta zhou ma |
| [21:59.78] | It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers. yi ding shi 800 da gong si dou you mian fu fei zhuan xian |
| [22:04.65] | Every.... mei ge |
| [22:06.62] | Yeah, every big Utahbased company has one. you ta zhou da gong si dou shi 801 kai tou |
| [22:11.33] | Sorry. I' m so sorry. I will pay you back. zhen de hen bao qian, wo hui fu qian de |
| [22:14.93] | And yet she' s still not hanging up the phone. ta hai shi bu gua dian hua |
| [22:17.83] | Hang up! Hang up the phone! gua diao la gua gua gua! |
| [22:19.80] | Fine! Fine! hao la |
| [22:28.71] | Well, I think I broke it. wo hao xiang ba ta shuai huai le |
| [22:33.11] | But that' s all right. Here' s the number where you can call. mei guan xi, ni men ke yi da zhe zhi dian hua |
| [00:21.-1] | No. That' s what they want me to do. bú yào, tā men jiù shì yào wǒ fàng qì |
| [04:31.-2] | Well, this is... zhè zhēn shì |
| [05:30.-3] | Here! ná qù |
| [05:55.-1] | Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw. gēn liǎng luǒ nǚ zuò qiào qiào bǎn nà chū yǒu de pīn |
| [10:27.-4] | I sure know how to pick them. shì a, wǒ hái zhēn yǒu yǎn guāng |
| [13:35.-1] | I stayed at Kate' s but nothing happened. wǒ zài kǎi tè jiā guò yè dàn shì shén me yě méi zuò |
| [14:24.-3] | Yes! piào liàng! |
| [14:47.-4] | 7: 15. 7 diǎn 15 fēn |
| [15:02.-3] | All right, I don' t think you should be seeing Tommy anymore. hǎo ba, wǒ jué de nǐ bù gāi gēn tāng mǐ lái wǎng |
| [16:05.-3] | You idiot! You gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh? nǐ zhè gè bái chī! nǐ xiǎng ná rè kā fēi pō wǒ? |
| [17:59.-2] | Sorry, Tommy. tāng mǐ, duì bù qǐ |
| [18:21.-3] | Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next. duì, dàn shì wǒ yě xiāng xìn wǒ shì xià yī ge |
| [20:01.-3] | Vic? wéi kè? |
| [00:03.10] | Are you still on hold? nǐ hái zài děng? |
| [00:04.80] | I was supposed to call my dad back two hours ago. wǒ liǎng xiǎo shí qián jiù gāi dǎ gěi wǒ bà le |
| [00:07.54] | Oh, yeah. He clicked on. yǒu, tā chā bō guò |
| [00:09.17] | Call him as soon as you get a chance. He' s at Flimbees. nǐ yǒu kòng jiù dǎ gěi tā tā zài jiǎ yǐ bǐng |
| [00:12.71] | What' s Flimbees? shén me shì jiǎ yǐ bǐng? |
| [00:13.78] | That' s the word I use when I can' t remember the real thing. wǒ jì bù qǐ zhèng què dá àn shí dōu zhè me shuō |
| [00:18.45] | Okay, hang up! That' s it. Come on! guà diàn huà, gòu le |
| [00:23.35] | My warranty expires tomorrow. If I don' t get through... bǎo zhèng shū míng tiān jiù guò qī le yào shì wú fǎ jiē tōng |
| [00:26.22] | ... they won' t fix my crappy, broken phone for free! tā men jiù bú huì miǎn fèi xiū lǐ wǒ de pò diàn huà |
| [00:29.12] | We cannot let them win! It' s us versus them! wǒ men bù néng ràng tā men yíng zhè shì yǔ tā men de duì jué |
| [00:31.53] | Yes! méi cuò |
| [00:36.63] | I gotta doublecheck for tickets tonight. Who got what? wǒ zài wèn yī cì wǎn shàng de piào nǐ men yào jǐ zhāng? |
| [00:40.00] | I have one. wǒ yào yī zhāng |
| [00:41.24] | I need two. I' m bringing Pete. wǒ yào liǎng zhāng, wǒ yào dài bǐ tè qù |
| [00:44.04] | My boyfriend. wǒ de nán péng yǒu |
| [00:47.31] | I have a boyfriend now. wǒ yǒu nán péng yǒu le |
| [00:49.88] | Two it is. How about you? nǐ liǎng zhāng, luó sī, nǐ ne? |
| [00:52.75] | Yeah, I also need two. wǒ yě yào liǎng zhāng |
| [00:55.52] | Really? Who' s number two? zhēn de? dì èr gè shì shuí? |
| [00:57.59] | Whose Number Two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play. dì èr gè shì shuí? xià shuǐ dào gōng rén de gāo nán dù yóu xì |
| [01:04.03] | No, it' s just this person. jiù shì yǒu yí ge rén ma |
| [01:06.56] | Like a datetype person? shì yuē huì duì xiàng ma? |
| [01:08.46] | Yeah, kind of. It' s this woman from work. suàn shì ba, shì gōng zuò shàng rèn shi de nǚ shēng |
| [01:11.40] | I hope that won' t be too weird. Will it, Rach? xī wàng bú huì tài qí guài bú huì ba, ruì qiū? |
| [01:15.70] | Not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself. yì diǎn yě bú huì qí shí wǒ yě yào dài rén qù |
| [01:19.24] | But you said one ticket. dàn shì nǐ zhǐ yào yī zhāng |
| [01:24.58] | I meant me plus one. wǒ shì shuō wǒ zài duō yī zhāng |
| [01:27.55] | Okay. Did you guys mean you plus one? hǎo, hái yǒu shuí shì duō yī zhāng de? |
| [01:32.39] | All right. I' ll see you tonight. hǎo, wǎn shàng jiàn |
| [01:34.46] | Okay. Byebye. zài jiàn |
| [01:35.69] | Byebye. bài bài |
| [01:37.56] | Okay, I need a date! wǒ dé zhǎo gè nán bàn |
| [01:40.73] | Oh, hey! You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate! duì le, nǐ men zhōng yú yào jiàn dào kǎi tè le |
| [01:44.40] | And I borrowed your cologne. I hope she likes it. wǒ jiè le nǐ de gǔ lóng shuǐ xī wàng tā huì xǐ huān |
| [01:47.20] | What are you doing? She' s seeing somebody. nǐ zhè shì gàn ma? tā zài gēn bié rén jiāo wǎng |
| [01:50.11] | Yeah, and I don' t have any cologne. ér qiě wǒ méi yǒu gǔ lóng shuǐ |
| [01:53.24] | Bottle next to the shaving cream. Worm medicine for the duck. guā hú gāo páng biān nà yī píng yā zǐ de chú chóng yào |
| [01:58.91] | The One With the Screamer běn jí bō chū: " zhī rén zhī miàn bù zhī xīn" |
| [02:49.20] | Here you go. You can wear this. Thanks. ná qù, zhè jiàn gěi nǐ chuān xiè xiè |
| [02:55.44] | I' m setting the phone down. wǒ yào bǎ diàn huà fàng xià |
| [02:58.47] | But I' m still here. dàn shì wǒ rén hái zài |
| [03:00.88] | Just don' t go anywhere. I' m still here. bú yào zǒu kāi, wǒ hái zài |
| [03:03.75] | Don' t switch or anything, because I' m right here. Just one sec. bú yào zhuǎn xiàn, wǒ jiù zài zhè lǐ děng wǒ yī xià xià |
| [03:09.25] | One sec. One second! děng yī xià, yī xià xià |
| [03:11.85] | Wait! One second! Just.... děng děng, yī xià jiù hǎo |
| [03:14.79] | What? Monica, I' m scared! gàn ma? wǒ hǎo hài pà |
| [03:17.86] | Honey, that' s a sleeve. xiǎo jiě, nà shi xiù zi |
| [03:21.26] | And we also have a speakerphone. ér qiě wǒ men yǒu miǎn chí tīng tǒng |
| [03:24.10] | Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. qǐng bú yào guà duàn wǒ men hěn zhòng shì nín de lái diàn |
| [03:27.60] | You gotta hang up. We' ll be late. nǐ dé guà duàn, yào chí dào le |
| [03:29.80] | Thank you for your patience. You' re the next caller. xiè xiè nín de děng hòu jiē xià lái jiāng wèi nín fú wù |
| [03:32.77] | Yes! Yes! I' m the next caller! piào liàng! wǒ shì xià yī ge |
| [03:35.64] | You were gonna have me hang up. nǐ hái jiào wǒ guà diào |
| [03:41.75] | Can you take a duck and a chick to the theater? kě yǐ dài xiǎo jī hé xiǎo yā qù jù yuàn ma? |
| [03:45.45] | Of course not. dāng rán bù xíng |
| [03:47.12] | I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng ràng bié rén gào sù tā men |
| [03:54.16] | " lù xī ér luò tài ěr jù yuàn" |
| [03:58.57] | Oh, hi, how are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [04:00.47] | Good. hěn hǎo |
| [04:03.40] | Looks like we' re the first ones here. Looks that way. kàn lái wǒ men zuì zǎo dào kàn yàng zi shì de |
| [04:06.57] | First ones here! bá dé tóu chóu |
| [04:11.35] | Oh, Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy. tāng mǐ, zhè shì luó sī luó sī, tāng mǐ |
| [04:14.18] | Oh, I' m sorry. This is Cailin. Cailin bào qiàn, zhè shì kǎi lín kǎi lín |
| [04:16.75] | Sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [04:18.32] | And break! fàng kāi |
| [04:23.66] | I think I' m gonna run to the ladies' room. wǒ yào qù yī tàng xǐ shǒu jiān |
| [04:26.36] | I' ll join you. I' ll get our seats. wǒ gēn nǐ qù wǒ qù zhǎo zuò wèi |
| [04:32.67] | ... awkward. yǒu diǎn gān gà |
| [04:35.50] | Well, because Rachel and l used to go out. yīn wèi ruì qiū hé wǒ jiāo wǎng guò |
| [04:38.44] | Oh, I didn' t know that. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [04:42.38] | Well, then this is awkward. nà zhè cái jiào gān gà |
| [04:46.85] | So what do you...? I think we' re here. zuò wèi shì yīng gāi zài zhè lǐ |
| [04:51.72] | Excuse me. I' m sorry. dǎ rǎo yī xià, duì bù qǐ |
| [04:53.82] | I think you may be in our seats. nǐ men zuò dào wǒ men de wèi zi le |
| [04:57.86] | No, I don' t think so. yīng gāi méi yǒu ba |
| [04:59.63] | Could we take a look at your ticket? Sure. kě yǐ kàn yī xià nǐ de piào ma? dāng rán kě yǐ |
| [05:04.13] | Yeah. Yeah, see, this says," D13".... méi cuò, zhè shì D13 |
| [05:08.04] | Oh, well, I thought that wǒ yǐ wéi |
| [05:09.90] | You thought? Well, that didn' t really work out for you. Idiot! nǐ yǐ wéi? nǐ yǐ wéi yě méi yǒu yòng, bái chī! |
| [05:15.24] | What are you, a moron? It says," D13"! Okay? nǐ shì zhū tóu ma? shàng miàn yìn D13, hǎo ma? |
| [05:19.08] | You' re surrounded by even numbers! Does that give you a clue? nǐ bèi shuāng shù bāo wéi le nǐ dōu méi xiǎng dào ma? |
| [05:22.58] | The usher told me The usher must be right! dài wèi de rén shuō dài wèi de rén dāng rán duì luó |
| [05:25.65] | With all his training! tā shòu guò yán gé xùn liàn ma |
| [05:27.82] | Get out! gǔn! |
| [05:34.63] | Hey, man, you want the aisle? No, I' m good. nǐ yào kào zǒu dào ma? bù yòng le |
| [05:49.41] | There he is! There' s our star! wǒ men de míng xīng lái le |
| [05:51.68] | You were great! nǐ yǎn dé hǎo bàng |
| [05:53.41] | So? What' d you think? nǐ men jué de zěn yàng? |
| [05:59.82] | I wasn' t in that. I know. wǒ méi yǒu yǎn wǒ zhī dào |
| [06:02.76] | I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate. qǐng nǐ lái yī xià gè wèi, tā shì kǎi tè |
| [06:06.26] | Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart! jiè guò qīn ài de |
| [06:11.60] | Come! guò lái |
| [06:16.44] | So that' s the girl you like. nà jiù shì nǐ xīn shàng rén |
| [06:20.84] | I tell you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy. zhēn de, ruì qiū de nán bàn shì shén jīng bìng |
| [06:23.78] | He viciously screamed at total strangers. I think he' s bad news. tā duì mò shēng rén dà hǒu dà jiào wǒ jué de tā hěn zāo gāo |
| [06:30.08] | Wait a minute. You don' t like the guy Rachel' s dating? màn zhe, nǐ bù xǐ huān ruì qiū yuē huì de duì xiàng? |
| [06:34.06] | Well, that' s odd. zhēn qí guài a |
| [06:36.72] | Oh, hey, Lauren. You guys, this is Kate' s understudy, Lauren. luó lún, gè wèi zhè shì kǎi tè de hòu bǔ luó lún |
| [06:41.06] | Hey, gosh, you look so familiar. tiān na, nǐ hǎo miàn shú |
| [06:43.30] | I ran into you in the hallway in your building. wǒ men zài nǐ nà dòng lóu de zǒu láng shàng jiàn guò |
| [06:46.27] | It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day. jiù zài wǒ gēn qiáo yī shàng chuáng zhī hòu tā dì èr tiān jiù shuǎi le wǒ |
| [06:51.91] | So how' d you guys meet? nǐ men shì zěn me rèn shi de? |
| [06:54.74] | The short version is, I pursued her for a couple of months. jiǎn dān de shuō, wǒ zhuī le tā liǎng ge yuè |
| [06:58.41] | Then I gave her a check for 20, 000 and she was mine. gěi tā yī zhāng liǎng wàn yuán zhī piào hòu jiù gǎo dìng le |
| [07:03.18] | In the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version. fù zá de shuō, wǒ yīn wèi tā shuō huà tài jiǎn dān ér shuǎi le tā |
| [07:08.49] | Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous! qiáo yī bǎo bèi, nǐ tài bàng le |
| [07:12.59] | You guys, this is my agent, Estelle. gè wèi, zhè shì wǒ de jīng jì rén ài sī dài |
| [07:14.86] | How do you do? nǐ men hǎo |
| [07:16.26] | Oh, you two girls were outstanding! liǎng wèi měi méi yǎn dé tài bàng le |
| [07:19.87] | Do they have representation? tā men yǒu jīng jì rén ma? |
| [07:22.94] | They weren' t in the play. tā men méi yǒu yǎn |
| [07:25.01] | We' re not actors. wǒ men bú shì yǎn yuán |
| [07:26.64] | What a shame! zhēn kě xī |
| [07:28.01] | With her face and her chest, I could really put something together. tā de liǎn dàn jiā shang tā de xiōng bù wǒ kě yǐ pěng chū gè míng xīng lái |
| [07:34.38] | Could I borrow it? kě yǐ jiè wǒ ma? |
| [07:38.22] | Hi. Remember me? jì de wǒ ma? |
| [07:40.82] | Hi. Yeah. Tommy' s in line for the bathroom... shì nǐ, tāng mǐ zài pái duì shàng cè suǒ |
| [07:43.72] | ... and someone just cut. I think he' s gonna snap. yǒu rén chā duì, wǒ jué de tā yào zhuō kuáng le |
| [07:48.40] | I' m gonna go. wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [07:50.00] | Go? Why? zǒu? wèi shí me? |
| [07:51.50] | I don' t know. Could be because I don' t feel like... bù zhī dào, huò xǔ shì yīn wèi |
| [07:54.57] | ... waiting all night for a guy who may or may not scream. wǒ bù xiǎng zhěng wǎn děng zhe kàn yí ge rén fā biāo |
| [08:00.24] | He definitely will scream. tā jué duì huì fā biāo |
| [08:03.71] | Goodbye. zài jiàn |
| [08:09.08] | Here we go, people! gè wèi, jù píng lái le |
| [08:17.23] | " Boxing Day. " sòng lǐ rì" |
| [08:19.66] | The Lucille Lortel Theatre.... " lù xī ér luò tài ěr jù yuàn" |
| [08:23.73] | Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance. qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní de biǎo xiàn cēn cī bù qí |
| [08:28.87] | But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production." bù guò cuī bǐ yà ní hái bú shì zhè chū xì zuì chā de yī huán |
| [08:32.27] | Yes! shuài! |
| [08:37.08] | " Kate Miller' s awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable." kǎi tè mǐ lēi chà jìn zuò zuò de shuān shì shí zài kě xiào |
| [08:42.78] | Here it is! " The direction... lái le! dǎo yǎn bù fèn |
| [08:45.25] | ... by Marshall Townend is...." mǎ xiē ěr tāng ēn dǎo yǎn |
| [08:54.76] | Thank you, boys and girls. xiè xiè gè wèi |
| [08:56.63] | You' ve ruined my life. nǐ men huǐ le wǒ de yī shēng |
| [08:59.57] | Please stuff your talentless faces... qǐng yòng wǒ mā zuò de xiè bǐng |
| [09:03.27] | ... with my mother' s crab cakes! tián mǎn nǐ men méi yǒu cái huá de dǔ zi |
| [09:06.57] | Excuse me! jiè guò |
| [09:13.61] | Does anyone mind if I save this? wǒ kě yǐ liú zhe ba? |
| [09:21.16] | ls the play over? Where were you? xì yǎn wán le? nǐ rén ne? |
| [09:23.56] | Thank you for your patience. You' re the next caller. xiè xiè nín de děng hòu jiē xià lái jiāng wèi nín fú wù |
| [09:27.63] | You were " the next caller" hours ago. You must be going crazy. yǐ jīng hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí le nǐ yí dìng kuài fēng le |
| [09:31.43] | I' ve kept myself busy. wǒ yǒu zhǎo shì qíng zuò |
| [09:42.08] | Okay, yeah, I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room. duì le, wǒ bǎ nǐ men fáng lǐ de dōng xī duì diào le |
| [09:52.49] | You okay? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [09:54.76] | Fabulous. hǎo jí le |
| [09:55.89] | Drama critics, they' re nothing but people who couldn' t make it as actors. jù píng jiā zhǐ shì dāng bù chéng yǎn yuán de rén |
| [10:01.00] | You know what to do? Become a drama critic. nǐ cāi nǐ gāi zěn me zuò? qù dāng jù píng jiā |
| [10:08.27] | I am hurt! wǒ shòu shāng le |
| [10:12.67] | A plague... zhù nǐ men liǎng jiā |
| [10:14.41] | ... on both your houses! fā shēng huǒ zāi dì zhèn |
| [10:19.25] | By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review. duì le, tā kàn wán jù píng zhī hòu shuǎi le wǒ |
| [10:23.02] | Oh, classy. zhēn guò fèn |
| [10:30.56] | You know I gave up a part on a soap for this? wǒ wèi le zhè chū xì fàng qì yí gè lián xù jù |
| [10:36.20] | I gave up a job too. wǒ yě fàng qì le yí gè gōng zuò |
| [10:38.00] | Really? What? Declawing cats. shén me gōng zuò? tì māo mī jiǎn zhǐ jia |
| [10:43.00] | Hey, tell you what, let me walk you home. zhè yàng ba, wǒ péi nǐ zǒu huí jiā |
| [10:45.91] | We' ll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of The Times and The Post. wǒ men qù měi gè bào tān shāo diào suǒ yǒu de shí bào hé yóu bào |
| [10:50.38] | Why The Post?. You didn' t see The Post?. wèi shí me yào shāo yóu bào? nǐ méi kàn yóu bào? |
| [10:52.91] | No. You? No. Why? méi yǒu, nǐ kàn le? méi yǒu, zěn me le? |
| [11:03.16] | You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me? nèi xiē jù píng zhēn de shì zài jí dù wǒ? |
| [11:06.26] | Absolutely. You' re talented and you' re goodlooking. jué duì de nǐ yǒu cái huá, zhǎng de yòu měi |
| [11:10.06] | You' re sweet and cute. nǐ rén hǎo yòu kě ài |
| [11:12.87] | I know. That' s why they trashed me. wǒ zhī dào, suǒ yǐ tā men cái gōng jī wǒ |
| [11:22.51] | Wait. Wait a minute. What? děng yī xià zěn me le? |
| [11:26.58] | I don' t get you. wǒ shí zài gǎo bu dǒng nǐ |
| [11:28.58] | I mean, first you hate me. nǐ xiān shì tǎo yàn wǒ |
| [11:30.85] | Then you sleep with me. rán hòu gēn wǒ shàng chuáng |
| [11:33.89] | Then you want nothing to do with me. Now you want me again? rán hòu nǐ yòu gēn wǒ piē qīng guān xì xiàn zài yòu xiǎng yào wǒ le? |
| [11:37.02] | You never went out with an actress before? nǐ méi gēn nǚ yǎn yuán yuē guò huì ma? |
| [11:41.10] | IKate, do you even like me? kǎi tè, nǐ xǐ huān wǒ ma? |
| [11:46.70] | Of course I do. So how come you blew me off? dāng rán xǐ huān nà nǐ wèi shí me jù jué wǒ? |
| [11:50.54] | How come you were with him? I don' t know. wèi shí me yào gēn tā zài yì qǐ? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [11:54.61] | I just do this. wǒ jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [11:56.91] | I always have to pick, like, the smartest guy... wǒ zǒng shì yào tiāo nà gè zuì cōng míng de |
| [12:00.15] | ... or the most talented guy. huò shì zuì yǒu cái huá de |
| [12:03.08] | Why can' t I just pick someone like you? wǒ wèi shí me bù néng tiāo nǐ zhè zhǒng rén? |
| [12:08.72] | Thanks. xiè le |
| [12:12.26] | You know what I mean. nǐ zhī dào wǒ de yì sī |
| [12:15.73] | I mean, like, the sweetest guy. wǒ shì shuō zuì tǐ tiē de rén |
| [12:19.63] | You' re just so.... nǐ zhēn de hǎo |
| [12:22.64] | You' re so... nǐ hǎo |
| [12:25.11] | ... so.... hǎo |
| [12:37.92] | Here we go. Let' s get your feet up there. lái, bǎ nǐ de jiǎo tái shàng lái |
| [12:48.43] | Good night. wǎn ān |
| [12:51.00] | Sweet dreams. zhù nǐ hǎo mèng |
| [12:59.17] | I' m gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl. wǒ bǎ tǒng zǐ fàng zài zhè lǐ miǎn de nǐ xiǎng zhuō tù zi |
| [13:11.22] | Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. qǐng bú yào guà duàn wǒ men hěn zhòng shì nín de lái diàn |
| [13:16.39] | You' ve been up for 24 hours. Go to sleep. nǐ yǐ jīng 24 xiǎo shí méi shuì le qù shuì ba |
| [13:20.00] | This isn' t healthy. zhè yàng hěn bù jiàn kāng |
| [13:21.36] | No, no, I' m fine. bù, wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [13:23.30] | And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin. nǐ zhī dào wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ chī le hé huáng sù |
| [13:32.14] | Didn' t you have that on last night? zhè shì zuó wǎn nà tào yī fú |
| [13:38.15] | Hey, where were you? nǐ zěn me méi lái? |
| [13:39.91] | I' m so, so sorry. I am definitely gonna see your play. wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ yí dìng huì qù kàn nǐ yǎn xì |
| [13:43.88] | I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. nǐ de xì duì wǒ men hěn zhòng yào xiè xiè nǐ de děng hòu |
| [13:47.52] | Your play is the next play I' m gonna see. wǒ jiē xià lái jiāng qù kàn nǐ de xì |
| [13:52.36] | How' d it go with Kate? nǐ gēn kǎi tè zěn me yàng? |
| [13:53.89] | It was great! gǎn jué hǎo bàng |
| [13:54.93] | I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected. wǒ péi tā zǒu huí jiā wǒ men zhī jiān xīn yǒu líng xī |
| [13:59.90] | Then she passed out. hòu lái tā hūn guò qù le |
| [14:01.60] | But then she woke up. dàn shì děng tā xǐng lái |
| [14:03.60] | And we stayed up all night talking. wǒ men liáo le yī zhěng wǎn |
| [14:06.17] | And now we' re crazy about each other! wǒ men xiàn zài wèi bǐ cǐ fēng kuáng |
| [14:10.04] | You had " the night"! nǐ jīng lì le guān jiàn xìng de yè wǎn |
| [14:12.55] | When two people realize their feelings for each other... dāng liǎng gè rén fā xiàn tā men zhuì rù ài hé |
| [14:15.78] | ... and they talk for hours and learn all about the other person. tā men huì liáo shàng hěn jiǔ nòng qīng chǔ duì fāng de yī qiè |
| [14:19.59] | You think? shì ma? |
| [14:20.86] | Did you learn about her family? Two brothers. One died! tā yǒu jǐ gè jiā rén? liǎng gè xiōng dì, yí gè sǐ le |
| [14:32.13] | This is from the woman at the bar. zhè shì bā tái nà wèi nǚ shì qǐng de |
| [14:38.91] | Sorry. She thought you were somebody else. duì bù qǐ, tā rèn cuò rén le |
| [14:45.28] | What time is it? One. xiàn zài jǐ diǎn? 1 diǎn |
| [14:49.45] | Watch doesn' t work. wǒ de biǎo huài le |
| [14:52.15] | Tommy' s supposed to be here soon. We' re going to lunch. tāng mǐ kuài lái le, wǒ men yào qù chī fàn |
| [14:57.89] | Look, I wasn' t gonna say anything to you, but.... tīng zhe, wǒ běn lái bù xiǎng shuō de dàn shì |
| [15:06.73] | You don' t? shì ma? |
| [15:08.24] | The guy is mean. I mean, really mean. I think you should stay away from him. nà jiā huǒ hěn è liè, fēi cháng è liè nǐ yīng gāi lí tā yuǎn yì diǎn |
| [15:13.77] | Or maybe I should stay away from all men. huò xǔ wǒ yīng gāi lí suǒ yǒu nán rén yuǎn yì diǎn |
| [15:17.51] | It' s not just because I' m jealous. wǒ bù zhǐ shì zài jí dù |
| [15:21.48] | I mean, I' m not. I' m not jealous. wǒ bú shì zài jí dù |
| [15:24.59] | Look, the guy actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats. nà jiā huǒ duì zuò cuò wèi zi de fū fù dà hǒu |
| [15:29.32] | Yeah, and at the end of the play... duì a, luò mù de shí hòu |
| [15:32.13] | ... he got up, and he just started, like, banging his hands together. tā hái zhàn qǐ lái yòng lì pāi dǎ tā de shuāng shǒu |
| [15:39.37] | You don' t want to believe me, that' s fine. hǎo, nǐ men bù xìn jiù suàn le |
| [15:42.17] | We' re kidding. kāi wán xiào de |
| [15:46.17] | No one believe me. I' m Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny! méi yǒu rén xiāng xìn wǒ nǐ men dāng dōu wǒ zài shuǎ bǎo |
| [15:49.61] | Sorry, Tommy. What' s in the cup? duì bù qǐ bēi zi lǐ shì shén me? |
| [15:54.15] | What is in the cup? bēi zi lǐ shì shén me? |
| [15:56.55] | Okay, it' s coffee. shì kā fēi |
| [15:57.85] | Iced coffee? Tell me it' s iced coffee. bīng kā fēi ma? qǐng gào sù wǒ shì bīng kā fēi |
| [16:01.86] | It' s hot Hot coffee! shì rè rè kā fēi! |
| [16:08.70] | What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo? nǐ shì fà xíng hěn niǎo de niǎo bái chī ma? |
| [16:17.67] | What' s your favorite thing about summertime? nǐ zuì xǐ huān xià tiān de shén me? |
| [16:20.37] | Going to the beach when it stays light real late. qù hǎi biān wán, tiān sè hěn wǎn cái biàn àn |
| [16:29.32] | What' s your favorite thing about summer? nǐ zuì xǐ huān xià tiān de shén me? |
| [16:32.49] | I don' t know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass. bù zhī dào xīn chú guò de cǎo dì de wèi dào ba |
| [16:36.02] | That' s a good one. zhè gè hǎo |
| [16:42.53] | Sorry! Sorry I' m late! My duck and my chick had a fight. It was ugly. bào qiàn chí dào wǒ de jī hé yā chǎo jià, chǎng miàn hěn luàn |
| [16:47.20] | We held the curtain for you. Let' s go! wǒ men zài děng nǐ, shàng chǎng ba |
| [16:54.94] | Vic! Where have you been, baby? wéi kè, nǐ shàng nǎ qù le? |
| [17:02.28] | Where' s Kate? kǎi tè ne? |
| [17:03.45] | She got a job in L. A. tā zài luò shān jī zhǎo dào gōng zuò |
| [17:07.72] | I' ve been waiting up all night for you. Where have you been? wǒ děng le nǐ yī zhěng yè nǐ shàng nǎ qù le? |
| [17:13.46] | Where have you been, Vic? nǐ shàng nǎ qù le, wéi kè? |
| [17:17.90] | Go to the window. I wanna run down to the truck and show you something. qù chuāng zi páng biān wǒ qù chē shàng ná gè dōng xī gěi nǐ kàn |
| [17:24.24] | What do you got down there, Vic? nǐ yào gěi wǒ kàn shén me? |
| [17:26.81] | What do you got under that tarp? fān bù dǐ xià cáng le shén me? |
| [17:32.41] | When is she leaving? tā shén me shí hòu zǒu? |
| [17:33.81] | Tonight. What are you doing? jīn wǎn, nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [17:38.05] | I' m coming up! wǒ mǎ shàng shàng lái |
| [17:42.66] | Hey, you mind if I use the phone? kě yǐ jiè yòng diàn huà ma? |
| [17:50.23] | Use ours across the hall because she... qù duì miàn yòng wǒ men de, yīn wèi tā |
| [17:53.17] | ... has problems. yǒu diǎn wèn tí |
| [17:54.74] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [18:00.07] | I almost spilled this hot coffee on you. wǒ chà diǎn bǎ rè kā fēi pō dào nǐ shēn shàng |
| [18:03.94] | Yeah, but you didn' t. dàn shì nǐ méi yǒu |
| [18:05.91] | No, but... méi cuò, dàn shì |
| [18:07.65] | ... it' s hot. zhè shì rè de |
| [18:12.65] | Would you stop it? It' s getting really old. bié nào le, dōu lǎo diào yá le |
| [18:15.46] | I can' t believe no one believes me. jū rán méi yǒu rén xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [18:17.79] | I do. I believe you. wǒ xiāng xìn nǐ |
| [18:19.83] | You do? zhēn de? |
| [18:32.34] | Hey there, little fella. hāi, xiǎo dōng xī |
| [18:34.17] | Mr. Fuzzy Man, how you doing? máo máo liǎn, nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [18:40.85] | Gross! ě xīn sǐ le |
| [18:42.52] | Idiot! bái chī! |
| [18:44.45] | Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature! bái chī huáng máo jī |
| [18:47.65] | " Oh, look at me! I' m so cute! I' m a little chick who' s disgusting!" nǐ kàn wǒ, wǒ hǎo kě ài wǒ shì ě xīn de xiǎo jī! |
| [18:51.79] | You' re so stupid! How are you not yet extinct? bèn dàn! nǐ zěn me hái méi jué zhǒng? |
| [18:57.40] | What are you quacking about? nǐ jiào shén me jiào? |
| [18:59.57] | Dumb Donald Dodo! bái chī táng lǎo yā |
| [19:05.31] | Step away from the duck. lí yā zǐ yuǎn yì diǎn |
| [19:11.08] | Sorry, little Mr. Chickadee. hěn bào qiàn, xiǎo jī jī |
| [19:13.35] | Sorry you went doody in my hand! shuí jiào nǐ zài wǒ shǒu shàng piē tiáo! |
| [19:18.42] | I guess we' re not going out anymore. kàn lái wǒ men shì méi xī wàng le |
| [19:20.82] | Man! mā de! |
| [19:26.29] | Joey, I' m so glad I caught you. I couldn' t find you before. qiáo yī, xìng hǎo gǎn shàng le wǒ yī zhí zhǎo bu dào nǐ |
| [19:30.46] | What' s all this about L. A.? luò shān jī shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [19:32.70] | They still want me for General Hospital. " zōng hé yī yuàn" hái shì yào wǒ |
| [19:34.84] | But... dàn shì |
| [19:36.27] | ... what about us? wǒ men ne? |
| [19:39.01] | Last night was wonderful. zuó wǎn gǎn jué hěn bàng |
| [19:42.11] | But I can' t stay here just for you. dàn wǒ bù néng wéi le nǐ liú xià lái |
| [19:45.31] | So stay for the museums. nà jiù wèi le bó wù guǎn liú xià lái |
| [19:48.15] | I' m sorry. Joey, onstage! duì bù qǐ qiáo yī shàng chǎng |
| [19:51.12] | At least stay till the end of the play. zhì shǎo děng dào luò mù |
| [19:53.45] | I' ll go to the airport with you. I want to say goodbye. wǒ péi nǐ qù jī chǎng, wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ dào bié |
| [19:56.52] | Where are you, Vic? wéi kè, nǐ zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [19:58.46] | Flight' s in an hour. I gotta go. yī xiǎo shí hòu de bān jī, wǒ dé zǒu le |
| [20:02.63] | Vic? wéi kè? |
| [20:05.07] | Vic! ln a minute! wéi kè! děng yī xià! |
| [20:09.57] | So this is it, Victor? wéi kè, jiù zhè yàng le? |
| [20:12.87] | Yeah. I guess it is. wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [20:22.08] | Listen... tīng wǒ shuō |
| [20:25.00] | ... I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me. wǒ bì xū gǎn kuài shuō zài jiàn yīn wèi wǒ de xīn hǎo tòng |
| [20:29.39] | One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you. wǒ yào nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒng yuǎn bú huì wàng jì nǐ |
| [20:34.23] | But you got things you have to do now. dàn shì nǐ yǒu nǐ gāi zuò de shì |
| [20:37.73] | And so do l. ér wǒ yě shì |
| [20:41.07] | And so... suǒ yǐ |
| [20:44.57] | ... I' m gonna get on this spaceship... wǒ yào dēng shàng tài kōng chuán |
| [20:54.41] | ... and I' m gonna go to Blaargon7 in search of alternative fuels. qián wǎng bù lā gāng 7 hào xīng xún zhǎo tì dài rán liào |
| [20:59.62] | But when I return 200 years from now... děng wǒ liǎng bǎi nián hòu huí lái |
| [21:03.49] | ... you' ll be long gone... nǐ zǎo jiù sǐ le |
| [21:06.33] | ... but I won' t have aged at all. ér wǒ què yì diǎn yě bú huì lǎo |
| [21:11.93] | So you tell your great, great granddaughter... suǒ yǐ qǐng gào sù nǐ de céng zēng sūn nǚ |
| [21:15.80] | ... to look me up. jiào tā zhǎo wǒ |
| [21:19.11] | Because, Adrianne... yīn wèi ài lì ān |
| [21:21.31] | ... baby... qīn ài de |
| [21:24.61] | ... I' m gonna want to meet her. wǒ jué duì huì xiǎng rèn shi tā |
| [21:34.49] | So long, Vic! bié le, wéi kè |
| [21:44.16] | It' s been two days. yǐ jīng liǎng tiān le |
| [21:47.33] | Yeah, I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [21:49.00] | Good thing it' s one of those 801 numbers, right? xìng hǎo shì 801 miǎn fù fèi diàn huà |
| [21:52.31] | Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah. 800 cái shì miǎn fù fèi diàn huà 801 shì yóu tā zhōu mǎ |
| [21:59.78] | It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers. yí dìng shì 800 dà gōng sī dōu yǒu miǎn fù fèi zhuān xiàn |
| [22:04.65] | Every.... měi gè |
| [22:06.62] | Yeah, every big Utahbased company has one. yóu tā zhōu dà gōng sī dōu shì 801 kāi tóu |
| [22:11.33] | Sorry. I' m so sorry. I will pay you back. zhēn de hěn bào qiàn, wǒ huì fù qián de |
| [22:14.93] | And yet she' s still not hanging up the phone. tā hái shì bù guà diàn huà |
| [22:17.83] | Hang up! Hang up the phone! guà diào la guà guà guà! |
| [22:19.80] | Fine! Fine! hǎo la |
| [22:28.71] | Well, I think I broke it. wǒ hǎo xiàng bǎ tā shuāi huài le |
| [22:33.11] | But that' s all right. Here' s the number where you can call. méi guān xì, nǐ men kě yǐ dǎ zhè zhī diàn huà |
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