Maria
[00:04.97] She climbs a tree
[00:05.97] And scrapes her knee
[00:07.15] Her dress has got a tear.
[00:09.40] She waltzes on her way to mass
[00:11.77] And whistles on the stair.
[00:14.14] And underneath her wimpole
[00:16.08] She has curlers in her hair!
[00:18.57] I ever hear her singing in the abbey.
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[00:23.44] She's always late for chapel,
[00:25.25] But her penitence is real.
[00:27.99] She's always late for everything,
[00:30.18] Except for every meal.
[00:32.37] I hate to have to say it
[00:34.55] But I very firmly feel
[00:37.04] Maria's not an asset to the abbey!
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[00:41.79] I'd like to say a word in her behalf.
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[00:47.06] Maria makes me laugh!
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[00:54.05] How do you solve a problem like Maria?
[00:56.55]
[00:57.86] How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
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[01:02.16] How do you find a word that means Maria?
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[01:06.09] A flibberti gibbet!
[01:07.34] A willo' the wisp!
[01:08.40] A clown!
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[01:10.88] Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
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[01:14.62] Many a thing she ought to understand.
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[01:18.74] But how do you make her stay
[01:20.98] And listen to all you say,
[01:23.23] How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
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[01:27.10] Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
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[01:31.53] How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
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[01:41.45] When I'm with her I'm confused,
[01:43.38] Out of focus and bemused,
[01:44.94] And I never know exactly where I am.
[01:49.25] Unpredictable as weather,
[01:50.87] She's as flighty as a feather,
[01:52.74] She's a darling,
[01:53.62] She's a demon,
[01:54.55] She's a lamb.
[01:56.55] She'd out-pester any pest,
[01:58.36] Drive a hornet from his nest,
[02:00.24] She can throw a whirling dervish
[02:02.16] Out of whirl.
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[02:04.10] She is gentle,
[02:05.04] She is wild,
[02:06.22] She's a riddle.
[02:06.91] She's a child.
[02:07.78] She's a headache!
[02:08.84] She's an angel!
[02:10.78] She's a girl.
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[02:15.64] How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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[02:20.07] How do you catch a clown and pin it down?
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[02:24.19] How do you find a word that means Maria?
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[02:28.31] A flibberti gibbet!
[02:29.52] A willo' the wisp!
[02:30.39] A clown!
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[02:32.70] Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
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[02:36.64] Many a thing she ought to understand.
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[02:40.69] But how do you make her say,
[02:42.81] And listen to all you say?
[02:45.06] How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
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[02:48.68] Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
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[02:54.92] How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
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