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[ti:The Backson Song] |
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[ar:Craig Ferguson] |
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[al:Winnie the Pooh] |
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[offset:0] |
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The Backson Song - Craig Ferguson |
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It's a giant creature with a tail |
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Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale |
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Oh dear |
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It's hide is like a shaggy rug |
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Its face a surly ugly mug |
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With two sharp horns atop its head |
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Between a mop of hair that's red |
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And in its nose a ring of gold |
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It smells of monkeys' feet and mold |
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Its toes are black Its fur is blue |
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I swear that all I tell you is not made up |
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The Backson |
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The Backson |
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The Backson |
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The Backson |
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Oh no |
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But Owl what does a Backson do |
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Yes Owl what does a Backson do |
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Hmmm what does a backson do |
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I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking |
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And now I will tell you |
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They sneak into your library |
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And scribble in all your books |
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The Backson The Backson |
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We don't like the Backson |
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When decorating your Christmas tree |
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They tangle up all the hooks |
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The Backson The Backson |
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We're afraid of the Backson |
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They spoil the milk |
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They stop all the clocks |
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They use their horns to put holes in your socks |
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The Backson's the one |
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Who's been putting holes in our socks |
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Tell us more about what Backsons do |
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Yes more about what Backsons do |
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More about what Backsons do |
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Why don't we hear some thoughts from you |
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Maybe they make you sleep too late |
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Yes Yes That's good That's great |
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I bet they're the reason my tail is gone |
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You're on a roll Go on Go on |
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They muddy up your tidy house |
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They make you feel as small as a mouse |
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They break your crayons |
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They spill your tea |
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They wake up babies at one and three |
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They made me catch the cold I caught |
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They made me lose my train of thought |
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They swipe your stripes |
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They clog your pipes |
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They dig up your garden |
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They won't beg your pardon |
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They eat your snacks |
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They won't relax |
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They chip your tooth |
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They steal your youth |
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And now you know the horrible truth |
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The Backson The Backson |
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The Backson The Backson |
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Oh no |
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Oh yes |
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Huh |
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I know exactly what to do |
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We'll find things Backson are partial to |
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Like books |
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And dishes |
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And socks |
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And toys |
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Yes Everything that a Backson destroys |
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Then we'll dig an enormous pit |
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And he'll make the items lead to it |
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He'll fall in and we'll get our friend |
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And the horrible nightmare can come to an end |
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The Backson |
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The Backson |
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The Backson |
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The Backson |
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Go home and search your closets |
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Bring everything that you can |
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The Backson The Backson |
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We're gonna catch the Backson |
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We'll save Christopher Robin |
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By following Rabbit's plan |
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The Backson The Backson |
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We'll save Christopher Robin |
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We must be brave and have no fear |
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So to the death we'll persevere |
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We'll search by the sun and the light of the moon |
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And if everything goes well |
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We'll be back soon |
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Back soon |
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Back soon |
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Sounds like Backson |
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Back soon |
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Oh well Good luck everyone |
