[ti:The Backson Song]
[ar:Craig Ferguson]
[al:Winnie the Pooh]
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[00:00.42]The Backson Song - Craig Ferguson
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[00:03.33]It's a giant creature with a tail
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[00:06.23]Here  I'll draw Piglet in for scale
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[00:09.14]Oh dear
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[00:10.42]It's hide is like a shaggy rug
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[00:13.25]Its face  a surly  ugly mug
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[00:16.02]With two sharp horns atop its head
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[00:18.83]Between a mop of hair that's red
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[00:22.59]And in its nose  a ring of gold
[00:24.53]It smells of monkeys' feet and mold
[00:26.37]Its toes are black  Its fur is blue
[00:28.40]I swear that all I tell you is not made up
[00:30.96]The Backson
[00:31.90]The Backson
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[00:32.86]The Backson
[00:33.78]The Backson
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[00:34.91]Oh no
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[00:37.16]But Owl  what does a Backson do
[00:38.93]Yes Owl  what does a Backson do
[00:40.90]Hmmm what does a backson do
[00:42.80]I'm thinking  I'm thinking  I'm thinking  I'm thinking
[00:44.58]And now I will tell you
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[00:50.59]They sneak into your library
[00:52.27]And scribble in all your books
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[00:54.35]The Backson  The Backson
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[00:56.21]We don't like the Backson
[00:58.05]When decorating your Christmas tree
[01:00.13]They tangle up all the hooks
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[01:01.94]The Backson  The Backson
[01:03.69]We're afraid of the Backson
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[01:05.71]They spoil the milk
[01:06.59]They stop all the clocks
[01:07.61]They use their horns to put holes in your socks
[01:09.63]The Backson's the one
[01:10.87]Who's been putting holes in our socks
[01:12.87]Tell us more about what Backsons do
[01:15.38]Yes more about what Backsons do
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[01:17.27]More about what Backsons do
[01:19.06]Why don't we hear some thoughts from you
[01:21.07]Maybe they make you sleep too late
[01:22.82]Yes  Yes  That's good  That's great
[01:24.60]I bet they're the reason my tail is gone
[01:26.48]You're on a roll  Go on  Go on
[01:28.21]They muddy up your tidy house
[01:30.09]They make you feel as small as a mouse
[01:31.99]They break your crayons
[01:33.09]They spill your tea
[01:33.91]They wake up babies at one and three
[01:35.58]They made me catch the cold I caught
[01:37.52]They made me lose my train of thought
[01:39.41]They swipe your stripes
[01:40.25]They clog your pipes
[01:41.19]They dig up your garden
[01:42.12]They won't beg your pardon
[01:43.08]They eat your snacks
[01:43.87]They won't relax
[01:44.70]They chip your tooth
[01:45.80]They steal your youth
[01:46.67]And now you know the horrible truth
[01:48.61]The Backson  The Backson
[01:50.29]The Backson  The Backson
[01:52.25]Oh no
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[01:54.09]Oh yes
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[01:55.79]Huh
[01:56.59]I know exactly what to do
[01:58.37]We'll find things Backson are partial to
[02:00.96]Like books
[02:01.67]And dishes
[02:02.15]And socks
[02:02.56]And toys
[02:02.98]Yes  Everything that a Backson destroys
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[02:05.34]Then we'll dig an enormous pit
[02:07.34]And he'll make the items lead to it
[02:09.49]He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
[02:11.57]And the horrible nightmare can come to an end
[02:13.58]The Backson
[02:14.32]The Backson
[02:15.29]The Backson
[02:16.08]The Backson
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[02:17.21]Go home and search your closets
[02:18.92]Bring everything that you can
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[02:20.78]The Backson  The Backson
[02:22.67]We're gonna catch the Backson
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[02:24.60]We'll save Christopher Robin
[02:26.27]By following Rabbit's plan
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[02:28.24]The Backson  The Backson
[02:30.05]We'll save Christopher Robin
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[02:31.99]We must be brave and have no fear
[02:33.80]So to the death we'll persevere
[02:35.65]We'll search by the sun and the light of the moon
[02:37.54]And if everything goes well
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[02:40.01]We'll be back soon
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[02:43.12]Back soon
[02:44.10]Back soon
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[02:46.26]Sounds like Backson
[02:47.35]Back soon
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[02:50.17]Oh well  Good luck everyone