Old Man Lyrics

Song	Old Man
Artist	Guttermouth
Album	Got It Made
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[00:00.09][Verse 1]
[00:09.87]	Son, it’s your dad and I’m an old man
[00:12.15]	Get your ass over here and empty my bedpan
[00:14.55]	Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home
[00:17.16]	Now I’m gonna make your life miserable
[00:19.41][Verse 2]
[00:19.68]	Son, it’s your dad and I knew about your scam
[00:21.75]	When you tried to empty out my retirement plan
[00:24.36]	Little did you know that the feds were on the phone
[00:26.58]	And you’ll never ever guess where I hid the dough
[00:29.58][Chorus]
[00:49.20]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[00:54.51]	It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[00:58.86]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[01:04.02]	And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"
[01:08.28][Verse 3]
[01:08.70]	Son, it’s your dad and I’m rotting in this bed
[01:11.19]	When you were a kid I dropped you on your head
[01:13.41]	I know you think you’re smart cause I’m an old fart
[01:15.96]	But you’ve been an idiot right from the start
[01:18.27][Verse 4]
[01:18.51]	Son, it’s your dad, remember that time
[01:20.76]	We hit the sauce and I said you weren’t mine
[01:22.95]	You thought it was a joke or maybe had a hope
[01:25.35]	But the real truth will never be known
[01:28.80][Chorus]
[01:29.01]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[01:34.11]	It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[01:38.46]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[01:43.62]	And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell "
[01:49.83][Chorus ]
[01:57.72]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[02:02.91]	It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[02:07.26]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[02:12.42]	And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"
[02:17.19]	And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell "
[02:22.47]	And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"

[00:00.09][Verse 1]
[00:09.87]	Son, it' s your dad and I' m an old man
[00:12.15]	Get your ass over here and empty my bedpan
[00:14.55]	Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home
[00:17.16]	Now I' m gonna make your life miserable
[00:19.41][Verse 2]
[00:19.68]	Son, it' s your dad and I knew about your scam
[00:21.75]	When you tried to empty out my retirement plan
[00:24.36]	Little did you know that the feds were on the phone
[00:26.58]	And you' ll never ever guess where I hid the dough
[00:29.58][Chorus]
[00:49.20]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[00:54.51]	It' s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[00:58.86]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[01:04.02]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell"
[01:08.28][Verse 3]
[01:08.70]	Son, it' s your dad and I' m rotting in this bed
[01:11.19]	When you were a kid I dropped you on your head
[01:13.41]	I know you think you' re smart cause I' m an old fart
[01:15.96]	But you' ve been an idiot right from the start
[01:18.27][Verse 4]
[01:18.51]	Son, it' s your dad, remember that time
[01:20.76]	We hit the sauce and I said you weren' t mine
[01:22.95]	You thought it was a joke or maybe had a hope
[01:25.35]	But the real truth will never be known
[01:28.80][Chorus]
[01:29.01]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[01:34.11]	It' s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[01:38.46]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[01:43.62]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell "
[01:49.83][Chorus ]
[01:57.72]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[02:02.91]	It' s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[02:07.26]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[02:12.42]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell"
[02:17.19]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell "
[02:22.47]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell"

[00:00.09][Verse 1]
[00:09.87]	Son, it' s your dad and I' m an old man
[00:12.15]	Get your ass over here and empty my bedpan
[00:14.55]	Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home
[00:17.16]	Now I' m gonna make your life miserable
[00:19.41][Verse 2]
[00:19.68]	Son, it' s your dad and I knew about your scam
[00:21.75]	When you tried to empty out my retirement plan
[00:24.36]	Little did you know that the feds were on the phone
[00:26.58]	And you' ll never ever guess where I hid the dough
[00:29.58][Chorus]
[00:49.20]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[00:54.51]	It' s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[00:58.86]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[01:04.02]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell"
[01:08.28][Verse 3]
[01:08.70]	Son, it' s your dad and I' m rotting in this bed
[01:11.19]	When you were a kid I dropped you on your head
[01:13.41]	I know you think you' re smart cause I' m an old fart
[01:15.96]	But you' ve been an idiot right from the start
[01:18.27][Verse 4]
[01:18.51]	Son, it' s your dad, remember that time
[01:20.76]	We hit the sauce and I said you weren' t mine
[01:22.95]	You thought it was a joke or maybe had a hope
[01:25.35]	But the real truth will never be known
[01:28.80][Chorus]
[01:29.01]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[01:34.11]	It' s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[01:38.46]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[01:43.62]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell "
[01:49.83][Chorus ]
[01:57.72]	Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
[02:02.91]	It' s no surprise that your kids are deformed
[02:07.26]	Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
[02:12.42]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell"
[02:17.19]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell "
[02:22.47]	And in my will it will just say, " Go to hell"

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