[00:00.09][Verse 1] [00:09.87]Son, it’s your dad and I’m an old man [00:12.15]Get your ass over here and empty my bedpan [00:14.55]Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home [00:17.16]Now I’m gonna make your life miserable [00:19.41][Verse 2] [00:19.68]Son, it’s your dad and I knew about your scam [00:21.75]When you tried to empty out my retirement plan [00:24.36]Little did you know that the feds were on the phone [00:26.58]And you’ll never ever guess where I hid the dough [00:29.58][Chorus] [00:49.20]Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot [00:54.51]It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed [00:58.86]Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with [01:04.02]And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell" [01:08.28][Verse 3] [01:08.70]Son, it’s your dad and I’m rotting in this bed [01:11.19]When you were a kid I dropped you on your head [01:13.41]I know you think you’re smart cause I’m an old fart [01:15.96]But you’ve been an idiot right from the start [01:18.27][Verse 4] [01:18.51]Son, it’s your dad, remember that time [01:20.76]We hit the sauce and I said you weren’t mine [01:22.95]You thought it was a joke or maybe had a hope [01:25.35]But the real truth will never be known [01:28.80][Chorus] [01:29.01]Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot [01:34.11]It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed [01:38.46]Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with [01:43.62]And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell " [01:49.83][Chorus ] [01:57.72]Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot [02:02.91]It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed [02:07.26]Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with [02:12.42]And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell" [02:17.19]And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell " [02:22.47]And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"