[Verse 1
Son, it’s your dad and I’m an old man
Get your ass over here and empty my bedpan
Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home
Now I’m gonna make your life miserable
[Verse 2
Son, it’s your dad and I knew about your scam
When you tried to empty out my retirement plan
Little did you know that the feds were on the phone
And you’ll never ever guess where I hid the dough
[Chorus
Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed
Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"
[Verse 3
Son, it’s your dad and I’m rotting in this bed
When you were a kid  I dropped you on your head
I know you  think you’re smart cause I’m an old fart
But you’ve been an idiot right from the start
[Verse 4
Son, it’s your dad, remember that time
We hit the sauce  and I said you weren’t mine
You thought it was a joke or maybe had a hope
But the real truth  will never be known
[Chorus
Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed
Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell "
[Chorus 
Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot
It’s no surprise that your kids are deformed
Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with
And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"
And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell "
And in my will it will just say, "Go to hell"