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Leopold Alcocks - Jake Thackray |
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Leopold alcox my distant relation |
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Came to my flat for a brief visitation |
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He's been here since february damn and blast him |
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My nerves and my furniture may not outlast him |
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Leopold alcox is accident prone |
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He's lost my bath plug he's ruptured my telephone |
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My antirrhinums my motorbike my sofa |
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There isn't anything he can't trip over |
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He's upset my goldfish he's jinxed my wisteria |
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My budgie's gone broody my tortoise has hysteria |
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He cleans my teapots my saucepans with brasso |
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And leaves chocolate fingerprints on my picasso |
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Leopold alcox an uncanny creature |
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He can't take tea without some misadventure |
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He looks up from his tea cup with a smirk on his features |
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And a slice of my porcelain between his dentures |
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I brought home my bird for some turkish moussaka |
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Up looms old leopold I know when I'm knackered |
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He spills the vino the great eager beaver |
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Drenching her jump suit and my joie de vivre |
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Leopold alcox stirring my spleen |
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You are the grit in my life's vaseline |
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A pox on you alcox you've been here since feb'ry |
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Go home and leave me alone with my debris |
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So leopold alcox my distant relation |
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Has gone away home after his visitation |
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I glimpsed him waving bye bye this last minute |
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Waving his hand with my door knob still in it |
