Green Christmas

Green Christmas Lyrics

Song Green Christmas
Artist Stan Freberg
Album The Very Best Of Stan Freberg
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[00:00.00] SCROOGE:Words to live by/Cratchet
[00:18.66] Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese
[00:40.02] ABERCROMBIE:That's right It's become tradition
[00:59.55] CRASS:Better than that This year we have him smoking one
[01:05.70] SCROOGE:Um hmmm
[01:09.36] SCROOGE:What does the other one say
[01:11.97] CRASS:Less tar
[01:13.83] SCROOGE:Great stuff
[01:14.88] CRATCHET:But Mr Scrooge
[01:18.48] SCROOGE:What Who are you
[01:25.23] SCROOGE:What do you mean
[01:30.81] SCROOGE:I get it And they're bearing your spices Now that's perfect
[01:41.22] SCROOGE:A red and green bandwagon to jump on
[01:52.89] SCROOGE:A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen
[01:57.81] Deck the halls with advertising
[01:59.79] Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:01.86] While you can be enterprising
[02:03.93] Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:05.40] On the fourth day of Christmas
[02:07.86] My true love gave to me
[02:10.35] Four bars of soap
[02:11.61] Three cans of peas
[02:12.87] Two breakfast foods
[02:14.10] And some toothpaste on a pear tree
[02:18.54] On the fifth day of Christmas
[02:20.76] My true love gave to me
[02:23.04] SCROOGE:five tube less tires
[02:27.54] Fo ur quarts of gin
[02:28.65] Three ci gars
[02:29.94] Two cig ar ettes
[02:31.17] And some hair tonic on a pear tree
[02:46.02] Chest nuts roasting
[02:53.28] GIRL TRIO:Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way
[03:02.46] ANNOUNCER:Tin y Tim's roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are
[03:07.14] ECHO
[03:07.29] Mild mild mild mild
[03:11.79] Deck the halls with advertising
[03:14.10] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:16.47] 'Tis the time for merchandising
[03:17.55] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:20.46] Profit never needs a reason
[03:22.62] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:24.87] Get the money it's the season
[03:27.63] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:40.59] SCROOGE:Why What's the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you
[03:48.00] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:49.89] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:51.75] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:54.42] And please buy our beer
[04:03.06] SCROOGE:Christmas comes but once a year
[04:16.05] So you better make hay while the snow is falling
[04:21.18] That's opportunity calling you
[04:27.69] What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry
[04:30.63] SCROOGE:Just so you're mercenary too
[04:35.34] Buy an ad and show all the toys
[04:37.29] Show all the toys up on the shelf
[04:39.96] SCROOGE:Just make sure that you get a plug
[04:42.21] You get a plug In for yourself
[04:43.98] SCROOGE AND
[04:44.85] Christmas comes but once a year
[04:46.95] So you better cash in
[04:48.21] While the spirit lingers
[04:50.10] It's slipping through your fingers
[04:52.05] Boy Don't you realize
[04:54.78] Christmas can be such a
[05:06.30] Monetary joy
[05:08.70] SCROOGE:Eh
[05:13.20] CRATCHET:The people keep hoping you'll remember But you never do
[05:18.72] SCROOGE:Remember what
[05:31.80] CRATCHET:Whose birthday we're celebrating
[05:40.29] On the first day of Christmas
[05:47.19] The advertising's there with
[05:56.76] Newspaper ads
[05:58.26] Billboards too
[05:59.85] Business Christmas cards
[06:01.32] And commercials on a pear tree
[06:04.17] Jingles here jingles there
[06:05.82] Jingles all the way
[06:07.83] Dashing through the snow
[06:09.57] In a fifty foot coup e
[06:11.70] O'er the fields we go
[06:13.32] Selling all the way
[06:18.69] Deck the halls with advertising
[06:20.76] What's the use of compromising
[06:22.95] Fa la la la la la la la la
[00:00.00] SCROOGE: Words to live by Cratchet
[00:18.66] Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese
[00:40.02] ABERCROMBIE: That' s right It' s become tradition
[00:59.55] CRASS: Better than that This year we have him smoking one
[01:05.70] SCROOGE: Um hmmm
[01:09.36] SCROOGE: What does the other one say
[01:11.97] CRASS: Less tar
[01:13.83] SCROOGE: Great stuff
[01:14.88] CRATCHET: But Mr Scrooge
[01:18.48] SCROOGE: What Who are you
[01:25.23] SCROOGE: What do you mean
[01:30.81] SCROOGE: I get it And they' re bearing your spices Now that' s perfect
[01:41.22] SCROOGE: A red and green bandwagon to jump on
[01:52.89] SCROOGE: A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen
[01:57.81] Deck the halls with advertising
[01:59.79] Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:01.86] While you can be enterprising
[02:03.93] Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:05.40] On the fourth day of Christmas
[02:07.86] My true love gave to me
[02:10.35] Four bars of soap
[02:11.61] Three cans of peas
[02:12.87] Two breakfast foods
[02:14.10] And some toothpaste on a pear tree
[02:18.54] On the fifth day of Christmas
[02:20.76] My true love gave to me
[02:23.04] SCROOGE: five tube less tires
[02:27.54] Fo ur quarts of gin
[02:28.65] Three ci gars
[02:29.94] Two cig ar ettes
[02:31.17] And some hair tonic on a pear tree
[02:46.02] Chest nuts roasting
[02:53.28] GIRL TRIO: Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way
[03:02.46] ANNOUNCER: Tin y Tim' s roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are
[03:07.14] ECHO
[03:07.29] Mild mild mild mild
[03:11.79] Deck the halls with advertising
[03:14.10] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:16.47] ' Tis the time for merchandising
[03:17.55] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:20.46] Profit never needs a reason
[03:22.62] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:24.87] Get the money it' s the season
[03:27.63] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:40.59] SCROOGE: Why What' s the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you
[03:48.00] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:49.89] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:51.75] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:54.42] And please buy our beer
[04:03.06] SCROOGE: Christmas comes but once a year
[04:16.05] So you better make hay while the snow is falling
[04:21.18] That' s opportunity calling you
[04:27.69] What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry
[04:30.63] SCROOGE: Just so you' re mercenary too
[04:35.34] Buy an ad and show all the toys
[04:37.29] Show all the toys up on the shelf
[04:39.96] SCROOGE: Just make sure that you get a plug
[04:42.21] You get a plug In for yourself
[04:43.98] SCROOGE AND
[04:44.85] Christmas comes but once a year
[04:46.95] So you better cash in
[04:48.21] While the spirit lingers
[04:50.10] It' s slipping through your fingers
[04:52.05] Boy Don' t you realize
[04:54.78] Christmas can be such a
[05:06.30] Monetary joy
[05:08.70] SCROOGE: Eh
[05:13.20] CRATCHET: The people keep hoping you' ll remember But you never do
[05:18.72] SCROOGE: Remember what
[05:31.80] CRATCHET: Whose birthday we' re celebrating
[05:40.29] On the first day of Christmas
[05:47.19] The advertising' s there with
[05:56.76] Newspaper ads
[05:58.26] Billboards too
[05:59.85] Business Christmas cards
[06:01.32] And commercials on a pear tree
[06:04.17] Jingles here jingles there
[06:05.82] Jingles all the way
[06:07.83] Dashing through the snow
[06:09.57] In a fifty foot coup e
[06:11.70] O' er the fields we go
[06:13.32] Selling all the way
[06:18.69] Deck the halls with advertising
[06:20.76] What' s the use of compromising
[06:22.95] Fa la la la la la la la la
[00:00.00] SCROOGE: Words to live by Cratchet
[00:18.66] Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese
[00:40.02] ABERCROMBIE: That' s right It' s become tradition
[00:59.55] CRASS: Better than that This year we have him smoking one
[01:05.70] SCROOGE: Um hmmm
[01:09.36] SCROOGE: What does the other one say
[01:11.97] CRASS: Less tar
[01:13.83] SCROOGE: Great stuff
[01:14.88] CRATCHET: But Mr Scrooge
[01:18.48] SCROOGE: What Who are you
[01:25.23] SCROOGE: What do you mean
[01:30.81] SCROOGE: I get it And they' re bearing your spices Now that' s perfect
[01:41.22] SCROOGE: A red and green bandwagon to jump on
[01:52.89] SCROOGE: A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen
[01:57.81] Deck the halls with advertising
[01:59.79] Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:01.86] While you can be enterprising
[02:03.93] Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:05.40] On the fourth day of Christmas
[02:07.86] My true love gave to me
[02:10.35] Four bars of soap
[02:11.61] Three cans of peas
[02:12.87] Two breakfast foods
[02:14.10] And some toothpaste on a pear tree
[02:18.54] On the fifth day of Christmas
[02:20.76] My true love gave to me
[02:23.04] SCROOGE: five tube less tires
[02:27.54] Fo ur quarts of gin
[02:28.65] Three ci gars
[02:29.94] Two cig ar ettes
[02:31.17] And some hair tonic on a pear tree
[02:46.02] Chest nuts roasting
[02:53.28] GIRL TRIO: Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way
[03:02.46] ANNOUNCER: Tin y Tim' s roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are
[03:07.14] ECHO
[03:07.29] Mild mild mild mild
[03:11.79] Deck the halls with advertising
[03:14.10] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:16.47] ' Tis the time for merchandising
[03:17.55] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:20.46] Profit never needs a reason
[03:22.62] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:24.87] Get the money it' s the season
[03:27.63] Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:40.59] SCROOGE: Why What' s the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you
[03:48.00] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:49.89] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:51.75] We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:54.42] And please buy our beer
[04:03.06] SCROOGE: Christmas comes but once a year
[04:16.05] So you better make hay while the snow is falling
[04:21.18] That' s opportunity calling you
[04:27.69] What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry
[04:30.63] SCROOGE: Just so you' re mercenary too
[04:35.34] Buy an ad and show all the toys
[04:37.29] Show all the toys up on the shelf
[04:39.96] SCROOGE: Just make sure that you get a plug
[04:42.21] You get a plug In for yourself
[04:43.98] SCROOGE AND
[04:44.85] Christmas comes but once a year
[04:46.95] So you better cash in
[04:48.21] While the spirit lingers
[04:50.10] It' s slipping through your fingers
[04:52.05] Boy Don' t you realize
[04:54.78] Christmas can be such a
[05:06.30] Monetary joy
[05:08.70] SCROOGE: Eh
[05:13.20] CRATCHET: The people keep hoping you' ll remember But you never do
[05:18.72] SCROOGE: Remember what
[05:31.80] CRATCHET: Whose birthday we' re celebrating
[05:40.29] On the first day of Christmas
[05:47.19] The advertising' s there with
[05:56.76] Newspaper ads
[05:58.26] Billboards too
[05:59.85] Business Christmas cards
[06:01.32] And commercials on a pear tree
[06:04.17] Jingles here jingles there
[06:05.82] Jingles all the way
[06:07.83] Dashing through the snow
[06:09.57] In a fifty foot coup e
[06:11.70] O' er the fields we go
[06:13.32] Selling all the way
[06:18.69] Deck the halls with advertising
[06:20.76] What' s the use of compromising
[06:22.95] Fa la la la la la la la la
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