| Song | Green Christmas |
| Artist | Stan Freberg |
| Album | The Very Best Of Stan Freberg |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | SCROOGE:Words to live by/Cratchet |
| [00:18.66] | Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese |
| [00:40.02] | ABERCROMBIE:That's right It's become tradition |
| [00:59.55] | CRASS:Better than that This year we have him smoking one |
| [01:05.70] | SCROOGE:Um hmmm |
| [01:09.36] | SCROOGE:What does the other one say |
| [01:11.97] | CRASS:Less tar |
| [01:13.83] | SCROOGE:Great stuff |
| [01:14.88] | CRATCHET:But Mr Scrooge |
| [01:18.48] | SCROOGE:What Who are you |
| [01:25.23] | SCROOGE:What do you mean |
| [01:30.81] | SCROOGE:I get it And they're bearing your spices Now that's perfect |
| [01:41.22] | SCROOGE:A red and green bandwagon to jump on |
| [01:52.89] | SCROOGE:A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen |
| [01:57.81] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [01:59.79] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [02:01.86] | While you can be enterprising |
| [02:03.93] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [02:05.40] | On the fourth day of Christmas |
| [02:07.86] | My true love gave to me |
| [02:10.35] | Four bars of soap |
| [02:11.61] | Three cans of peas |
| [02:12.87] | Two breakfast foods |
| [02:14.10] | And some toothpaste on a pear tree |
| [02:18.54] | On the fifth day of Christmas |
| [02:20.76] | My true love gave to me |
| [02:23.04] | SCROOGE:five tube less tires |
| [02:27.54] | Fo ur quarts of gin |
| [02:28.65] | Three ci gars |
| [02:29.94] | Two cig ar ettes |
| [02:31.17] | And some hair tonic on a pear tree |
| [02:46.02] | Chest nuts roasting |
| [02:53.28] | GIRL TRIO:Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way |
| [03:02.46] | ANNOUNCER:Tin y Tim's roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are |
| [03:07.14] | ECHO |
| [03:07.29] | Mild mild mild mild |
| [03:11.79] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [03:14.10] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:16.47] | 'Tis the time for merchandising |
| [03:17.55] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:20.46] | Profit never needs a reason |
| [03:22.62] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:24.87] | Get the money it's the season |
| [03:27.63] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:40.59] | SCROOGE:Why What's the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you |
| [03:48.00] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:49.89] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:51.75] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:54.42] | And please buy our beer |
| [04:03.06] | SCROOGE:Christmas comes but once a year |
| [04:16.05] | So you better make hay while the snow is falling |
| [04:21.18] | That's opportunity calling you |
| [04:27.69] | What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry |
| [04:30.63] | SCROOGE:Just so you're mercenary too |
| [04:35.34] | Buy an ad and show all the toys |
| [04:37.29] | Show all the toys up on the shelf |
| [04:39.96] | SCROOGE:Just make sure that you get a plug |
| [04:42.21] | You get a plug In for yourself |
| [04:43.98] | SCROOGE AND |
| [04:44.85] | Christmas comes but once a year |
| [04:46.95] | So you better cash in |
| [04:48.21] | While the spirit lingers |
| [04:50.10] | It's slipping through your fingers |
| [04:52.05] | Boy Don't you realize |
| [04:54.78] | Christmas can be such a |
| [05:06.30] | Monetary joy |
| [05:08.70] | SCROOGE:Eh |
| [05:13.20] | CRATCHET:The people keep hoping you'll remember But you never do |
| [05:18.72] | SCROOGE:Remember what |
| [05:31.80] | CRATCHET:Whose birthday we're celebrating |
| [05:40.29] | On the first day of Christmas |
| [05:47.19] | The advertising's there with |
| [05:56.76] | Newspaper ads |
| [05:58.26] | Billboards too |
| [05:59.85] | Business Christmas cards |
| [06:01.32] | And commercials on a pear tree |
| [06:04.17] | Jingles here jingles there |
| [06:05.82] | Jingles all the way |
| [06:07.83] | Dashing through the snow |
| [06:09.57] | In a fifty foot coup e |
| [06:11.70] | O'er the fields we go |
| [06:13.32] | Selling all the way |
| [06:18.69] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [06:20.76] | What's the use of compromising |
| [06:22.95] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [00:00.00] | SCROOGE: Words to live by Cratchet |
| [00:18.66] | Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese |
| [00:40.02] | ABERCROMBIE: That' s right It' s become tradition |
| [00:59.55] | CRASS: Better than that This year we have him smoking one |
| [01:05.70] | SCROOGE: Um hmmm |
| [01:09.36] | SCROOGE: What does the other one say |
| [01:11.97] | CRASS: Less tar |
| [01:13.83] | SCROOGE: Great stuff |
| [01:14.88] | CRATCHET: But Mr Scrooge |
| [01:18.48] | SCROOGE: What Who are you |
| [01:25.23] | SCROOGE: What do you mean |
| [01:30.81] | SCROOGE: I get it And they' re bearing your spices Now that' s perfect |
| [01:41.22] | SCROOGE: A red and green bandwagon to jump on |
| [01:52.89] | SCROOGE: A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen |
| [01:57.81] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [01:59.79] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [02:01.86] | While you can be enterprising |
| [02:03.93] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [02:05.40] | On the fourth day of Christmas |
| [02:07.86] | My true love gave to me |
| [02:10.35] | Four bars of soap |
| [02:11.61] | Three cans of peas |
| [02:12.87] | Two breakfast foods |
| [02:14.10] | And some toothpaste on a pear tree |
| [02:18.54] | On the fifth day of Christmas |
| [02:20.76] | My true love gave to me |
| [02:23.04] | SCROOGE: five tube less tires |
| [02:27.54] | Fo ur quarts of gin |
| [02:28.65] | Three ci gars |
| [02:29.94] | Two cig ar ettes |
| [02:31.17] | And some hair tonic on a pear tree |
| [02:46.02] | Chest nuts roasting |
| [02:53.28] | GIRL TRIO: Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way |
| [03:02.46] | ANNOUNCER: Tin y Tim' s roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are |
| [03:07.14] | ECHO |
| [03:07.29] | Mild mild mild mild |
| [03:11.79] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [03:14.10] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:16.47] | ' Tis the time for merchandising |
| [03:17.55] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:20.46] | Profit never needs a reason |
| [03:22.62] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:24.87] | Get the money it' s the season |
| [03:27.63] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:40.59] | SCROOGE: Why What' s the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you |
| [03:48.00] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:49.89] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:51.75] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:54.42] | And please buy our beer |
| [04:03.06] | SCROOGE: Christmas comes but once a year |
| [04:16.05] | So you better make hay while the snow is falling |
| [04:21.18] | That' s opportunity calling you |
| [04:27.69] | What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry |
| [04:30.63] | SCROOGE: Just so you' re mercenary too |
| [04:35.34] | Buy an ad and show all the toys |
| [04:37.29] | Show all the toys up on the shelf |
| [04:39.96] | SCROOGE: Just make sure that you get a plug |
| [04:42.21] | You get a plug In for yourself |
| [04:43.98] | SCROOGE AND |
| [04:44.85] | Christmas comes but once a year |
| [04:46.95] | So you better cash in |
| [04:48.21] | While the spirit lingers |
| [04:50.10] | It' s slipping through your fingers |
| [04:52.05] | Boy Don' t you realize |
| [04:54.78] | Christmas can be such a |
| [05:06.30] | Monetary joy |
| [05:08.70] | SCROOGE: Eh |
| [05:13.20] | CRATCHET: The people keep hoping you' ll remember But you never do |
| [05:18.72] | SCROOGE: Remember what |
| [05:31.80] | CRATCHET: Whose birthday we' re celebrating |
| [05:40.29] | On the first day of Christmas |
| [05:47.19] | The advertising' s there with |
| [05:56.76] | Newspaper ads |
| [05:58.26] | Billboards too |
| [05:59.85] | Business Christmas cards |
| [06:01.32] | And commercials on a pear tree |
| [06:04.17] | Jingles here jingles there |
| [06:05.82] | Jingles all the way |
| [06:07.83] | Dashing through the snow |
| [06:09.57] | In a fifty foot coup e |
| [06:11.70] | O' er the fields we go |
| [06:13.32] | Selling all the way |
| [06:18.69] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [06:20.76] | What' s the use of compromising |
| [06:22.95] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [00:00.00] | SCROOGE: Words to live by Cratchet |
| [00:18.66] | Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese |
| [00:40.02] | ABERCROMBIE: That' s right It' s become tradition |
| [00:59.55] | CRASS: Better than that This year we have him smoking one |
| [01:05.70] | SCROOGE: Um hmmm |
| [01:09.36] | SCROOGE: What does the other one say |
| [01:11.97] | CRASS: Less tar |
| [01:13.83] | SCROOGE: Great stuff |
| [01:14.88] | CRATCHET: But Mr Scrooge |
| [01:18.48] | SCROOGE: What Who are you |
| [01:25.23] | SCROOGE: What do you mean |
| [01:30.81] | SCROOGE: I get it And they' re bearing your spices Now that' s perfect |
| [01:41.22] | SCROOGE: A red and green bandwagon to jump on |
| [01:52.89] | SCROOGE: A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen |
| [01:57.81] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [01:59.79] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [02:01.86] | While you can be enterprising |
| [02:03.93] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [02:05.40] | On the fourth day of Christmas |
| [02:07.86] | My true love gave to me |
| [02:10.35] | Four bars of soap |
| [02:11.61] | Three cans of peas |
| [02:12.87] | Two breakfast foods |
| [02:14.10] | And some toothpaste on a pear tree |
| [02:18.54] | On the fifth day of Christmas |
| [02:20.76] | My true love gave to me |
| [02:23.04] | SCROOGE: five tube less tires |
| [02:27.54] | Fo ur quarts of gin |
| [02:28.65] | Three ci gars |
| [02:29.94] | Two cig ar ettes |
| [02:31.17] | And some hair tonic on a pear tree |
| [02:46.02] | Chest nuts roasting |
| [02:53.28] | GIRL TRIO: Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way |
| [03:02.46] | ANNOUNCER: Tin y Tim' s roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are |
| [03:07.14] | ECHO |
| [03:07.29] | Mild mild mild mild |
| [03:11.79] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [03:14.10] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:16.47] | ' Tis the time for merchandising |
| [03:17.55] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:20.46] | Profit never needs a reason |
| [03:22.62] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:24.87] | Get the money it' s the season |
| [03:27.63] | Fa la la la la la la la la |
| [03:40.59] | SCROOGE: Why What' s the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you |
| [03:48.00] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:49.89] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:51.75] | We wish you a merry Christmas |
| [03:54.42] | And please buy our beer |
| [04:03.06] | SCROOGE: Christmas comes but once a year |
| [04:16.05] | So you better make hay while the snow is falling |
| [04:21.18] | That' s opportunity calling you |
| [04:27.69] | What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry |
| [04:30.63] | SCROOGE: Just so you' re mercenary too |
| [04:35.34] | Buy an ad and show all the toys |
| [04:37.29] | Show all the toys up on the shelf |
| [04:39.96] | SCROOGE: Just make sure that you get a plug |
| [04:42.21] | You get a plug In for yourself |
| [04:43.98] | SCROOGE AND |
| [04:44.85] | Christmas comes but once a year |
| [04:46.95] | So you better cash in |
| [04:48.21] | While the spirit lingers |
| [04:50.10] | It' s slipping through your fingers |
| [04:52.05] | Boy Don' t you realize |
| [04:54.78] | Christmas can be such a |
| [05:06.30] | Monetary joy |
| [05:08.70] | SCROOGE: Eh |
| [05:13.20] | CRATCHET: The people keep hoping you' ll remember But you never do |
| [05:18.72] | SCROOGE: Remember what |
| [05:31.80] | CRATCHET: Whose birthday we' re celebrating |
| [05:40.29] | On the first day of Christmas |
| [05:47.19] | The advertising' s there with |
| [05:56.76] | Newspaper ads |
| [05:58.26] | Billboards too |
| [05:59.85] | Business Christmas cards |
| [06:01.32] | And commercials on a pear tree |
| [06:04.17] | Jingles here jingles there |
| [06:05.82] | Jingles all the way |
| [06:07.83] | Dashing through the snow |
| [06:09.57] | In a fifty foot coup e |
| [06:11.70] | O' er the fields we go |
| [06:13.32] | Selling all the way |
| [06:18.69] | Deck the halls with advertising |
| [06:20.76] | What' s the use of compromising |
| [06:22.95] | Fa la la la la la la la la |