[00:00.00]SCROOGE：Words to live by/Cratchet
[00:18.66]Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese
[00:40.02]ABERCROMBIE：That's right It's become tradition
[00:59.55]CRASS：Better than that This year we have him smoking one
[01:05.70]SCROOGE：Um hmmm
[01:09.36]SCROOGE：What does the other one say
[01:11.97]CRASS：Less tar
[01:13.83]SCROOGE：Great stuff
[01:14.88]CRATCHET：But Mr Scrooge
[01:18.48]SCROOGE：What Who are you
[01:25.23]SCROOGE：What do you mean
[01:30.81]SCROOGE：I get it And they're bearing your spices Now that's perfect
[01:41.22]SCROOGE：A red and green bandwagon to jump on
[01:52.89]SCROOGE：A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen
[01:57.81]Deck the halls with advertising
[01:59.79]Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:01.86]While you can be enterprising
[02:03.93]Fa la la la la la la la la
[02:05.40]On the fourth day of Christmas
[02:07.86]My true love gave to me
[02:10.35]Four bars of soap
[02:11.61]Three cans of peas
[02:12.87]Two breakfast foods
[02:14.10]And some toothpaste on a pear tree
[02:18.54]On the fifth day of Christmas
[02:20.76]My true love gave to me
[02:23.04]SCROOGE：five tube less tires
[02:27.54]Fo ur quarts of gin
[02:28.65]Three ci gars
[02:29.94]Two cig ar ettes
[02:31.17]And some hair tonic on a pear tree
[02:46.02]Chest nuts roasting
[02:53.28]GIRL TRIO：Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way
[03:02.46]ANNOUNCER：Tin y Tim's roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are
[03:07.14]ECHO
[03:07.29]Mild mild mild mild
[03:11.79]Deck the halls with advertising
[03:14.10]Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:16.47]'Tis the time for merchandising
[03:17.55]Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:20.46]Profit never needs a reason
[03:22.62]Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:24.87]Get the money it's the season
[03:27.63]Fa la la la la la la la la
[03:40.59]SCROOGE：Why What's the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you
[03:48.00]We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:49.89]We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:51.75]We wish you a merry Christmas
[03:54.42]And please buy our beer
[04:03.06]SCROOGE：Christmas comes but once a year
[04:16.05]So you better make hay while the snow is falling
[04:21.18]That's opportunity calling you
[04:27.69]What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry
[04:30.63]SCROOGE：Just so you're mercenary too
[04:35.34]Buy an ad and show all the toys
[04:37.29]Show all the toys up on the shelf
[04:39.96]SCROOGE：Just make sure that you get a plug
[04:42.21]You get a plug In for yourself
[04:43.98]SCROOGE AND
[04:44.85]Christmas comes but once a year
[04:46.95]So you better cash in
[04:48.21]While the spirit lingers
[04:50.10]It's slipping through your fingers
[04:52.05]Boy Don't you realize
[04:54.78]Christmas can be such a
[05:06.30]Monetary joy
[05:08.70]SCROOGE：Eh
[05:13.20]CRATCHET：The people keep hoping you'll remember But you never do
[05:18.72]SCROOGE：Remember what
[05:31.80]CRATCHET：Whose birthday we're celebrating
[05:40.29]On the first day of Christmas
[05:47.19]The advertising's there with
[05:56.76]Newspaper ads
[05:58.26]Billboards too
[05:59.85]Business Christmas cards
[06:01.32]And commercials on a pear tree
[06:04.17]Jingles here jingles there
[06:05.82]Jingles all the way
[06:07.83]Dashing through the snow
[06:09.57]In a fifty foot coup e
[06:11.70]O'er the fields we go
[06:13.32]Selling all the way
[06:18.69]Deck the halls with advertising
[06:20.76]What's the use of compromising
[06:22.95]Fa la la la la la la la la