Mere Pseud Mag. Ed Lyrics

[00:00.00]	作曲 : Smith
[00:00.20]	His heart organ was where it should be
[00:03.46]	His brain was in his arse
[00:06.55]	His hand was well out of his pocket
[00:10.06]	His psyche's in the hearth
[00:13.93]
[00:20.25]	Had a beard which was weird
[00:22.14]	Some time ago
[00:23.71]	Heard Ramones in '81
[00:25.64]	Has a Spanish guitar
[00:28.23]
[00:32.98]	Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
[00:36.24]	Spanish guitar doesn't get far
[00:38.50]	In computer teaching job
[00:40.51]	His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
[00:44.22]	A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
[00:49.07]
[01:00.54]	Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like
[01:04.61]	They were dodo like
[01:06.60]	They were comfort blanket type
[01:09.47]	Pho-do in fact
[01:11.34]	Pho-to in fact
[01:13.29]	Pho-do in fact
[01:15.33]	Pho-to in fact
[01:17.62]
[01:33.21]	He had a weak pisser
[01:34.57]	And one night at darts match
[01:36.37]	Sandwich quaff
[01:37.61]	He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
[01:41.04]	Saw "Not the Nine O'Clock News"
[01:42.72]	"History of the World Part One"
[01:44.57]	Twice each at least
[01:46.39]	Twice each at least
[01:48.40]	Twice each at least
[01:54.10]
[02:00.06]	Mere pseud mag editor's father…
[02:36.54]

[00:00.00]	zuo qu : Smith
[00:00.20]	His heart organ was where it should be
[00:03.46]	His brain was in his arse
[00:06.55]	His hand was well out of his pocket
[00:10.06]	His psyche' s in the hearth
[00:13.93]
[00:20.25]	Had a beard which was weird
[00:22.14]	Some time ago
[00:23.71]	Heard Ramones in ' 81
[00:25.64]	Has a Spanish guitar
[00:28.23]
[00:32.98]	Real ale, curry as well sophisticate!
[00:36.24]	Spanish guitar doesn' t get far
[00:38.50]	In computer teaching job
[00:40.51]	His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
[00:44.22]	A fancied wit that' s imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
[00:49.07]
[01:00.54]	Whose causes and rags were phoenixlike
[01:04.61]	They were dodo like
[01:06.60]	They were comfort blanket type
[01:09.47]	Phodo in fact
[01:11.34]	Photo in fact
[01:13.29]	Phodo in fact
[01:15.33]	Photo in fact
[01:17.62]
[01:33.21]	He had a weak pisser
[01:34.57]	And one night at darts match
[01:36.37]	Sandwich quaff
[01:37.61]	He showed he was a big fan of doubleentendre
[01:41.04]	Saw " Not the Nine O' Clock News"
[01:42.72]	" History of the World Part One"
[01:44.57]	Twice each at least
[01:46.39]	Twice each at least
[01:48.40]	Twice each at least
[01:54.10]
[02:00.06]	Mere pseud mag editor' s father
[02:36.54]

[00:00.00]	zuò qǔ : Smith
[00:00.20]	His heart organ was where it should be
[00:03.46]	His brain was in his arse
[00:06.55]	His hand was well out of his pocket
[00:10.06]	His psyche' s in the hearth
[00:13.93]
[00:20.25]	Had a beard which was weird
[00:22.14]	Some time ago
[00:23.71]	Heard Ramones in ' 81
[00:25.64]	Has a Spanish guitar
[00:28.23]
[00:32.98]	Real ale, curry as well sophisticate!
[00:36.24]	Spanish guitar doesn' t get far
[00:38.50]	In computer teaching job
[00:40.51]	His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
[00:44.22]	A fancied wit that' s imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
[00:49.07]
[01:00.54]	Whose causes and rags were phoenixlike
[01:04.61]	They were dodo like
[01:06.60]	They were comfort blanket type
[01:09.47]	Phodo in fact
[01:11.34]	Photo in fact
[01:13.29]	Phodo in fact
[01:15.33]	Photo in fact
[01:17.62]
[01:33.21]	He had a weak pisser
[01:34.57]	And one night at darts match
[01:36.37]	Sandwich quaff
[01:37.61]	He showed he was a big fan of doubleentendre
[01:41.04]	Saw " Not the Nine O' Clock News"
[01:42.72]	" History of the World Part One"
[01:44.57]	Twice each at least
[01:46.39]	Twice each at least
[01:48.40]	Twice each at least
[01:54.10]
[02:00.06]	Mere pseud mag editor' s father
[02:36.54]

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