作曲 : Smith
His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche's in the hearth

Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago
Heard Ramones in '81
Has a Spanish guitar

Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey

Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were dodo like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-to in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-to in fact

He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw "Not the Nine O'Clock News"
"History of the World Part One"
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least

Mere pseud mag editor's father…