[00:00.00] 作曲 : Smith
[00:00.20]His heart organ was where it should be
[00:03.46]His brain was in his arse
[00:06.55]His hand was well out of his pocket
[00:10.06]His psyche's in the hearth
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[00:20.25]Had a beard which was weird
[00:22.14]Some time ago
[00:23.71]Heard Ramones in '81
[00:25.64]Has a Spanish guitar
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[00:32.98]Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
[00:36.24]Spanish guitar doesn't get far
[00:38.50]In computer teaching job
[00:40.51]His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
[00:44.22]A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
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[01:00.54]Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like
[01:04.61]They were dodo like
[01:06.60]They were comfort blanket type
[01:09.47]Pho-do in fact
[01:11.34]Pho-to in fact
[01:13.29]Pho-do in fact
[01:15.33]Pho-to in fact
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[01:33.21]He had a weak pisser
[01:34.57]And one night at darts match
[01:36.37]Sandwich quaff
[01:37.61]He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
[01:41.04]Saw "Not the Nine O'Clock News"
[01:42.72]"History of the World Part One"
[01:44.57]Twice each at least
[01:46.39]Twice each at least
[01:48.40]Twice each at least
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[02:00.06]Mere pseud mag editor's father…
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