My Real Name (Album Version) Lyrics

Song	My Real Name (Album Version)
Artist	Steve Martin
Album	A Wild & Crazy Guy
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[00:00.000]	作词 : Steve Martin
[00:00.078]	作曲 : Steve Martin
[00:00.156]	You know, a lot of people ask me if Steve Martin is my real name,
[00:04.145]	have I changed it for show business or anything like that.
[00:06.799]	Now I'm not ashamed to admit it because I did have a funny name when I was a kid
[00:12.640]	and I decided to change it for show business.
[00:14.503]	But I think enough time has gone by,
[00:15.826]	And audiences are more sophisticated now that they won't laugh at my real name.
[00:24.255]	My real name is shit
[00:31.158]	my parents had a sense of humor.
[00:32.222]	My sister's name was shit
[00:38.065]	My mother got to call us for dinner and she goes shit shit
[00:48.349]	So I had to move around a lot.
[00:52.059]	But other than that I had a very normal childhood.
[00:54.185]	I was thinking about this just the other day.
[00:57.107]	I was just sitting home doing terrible things to my dog with a fork.
[01:08.001]	And I started thinking about when I was in high school.
[01:10.133]	I had a real, normal kind of healthy high school.
[01:14.114]	I was on the football team, I was a quarterback
[01:16.497]	and I quit after two weeks. I'll tell you why,
[01:19.953]	because when I'm the quarterback.
[01:22.611]	I think I should be calling the plays.
[01:24.201]	I don't think the coach should be sending in the plays.
[01:26.595]	I'm in charge out there, and that's the way I felt and I had my own strategy.
[01:31.586]	I used to like to punt on first down,
[01:38.226]	so I quit that, became a cheerleader and that was really fun.
[01:44.333]	I got my first experience standing up in front of people,
[01:47.798]	and I got my first writing experience. I wrote cheers for the team,
[01:50.979]	but the other cheerleaders were so jealous, they would not use one of my cheers.
[01:58.949]	I wrote "Die, you gravy-sucking pigs,"
[02:11.963]	And "try and make a touchdown, you scum bags."

[00:00.000]	zuo ci : Steve Martin
[00:00.078]	zuo qu : Steve Martin
[00:00.156]	You know, a lot of people ask me if Steve Martin is my real name,
[00:04.145]	have I changed it for show business or anything like that.
[00:06.799]	Now I' m not ashamed to admit it because I did have a funny name when I was a kid
[00:12.640]	and I decided to change it for show business.
[00:14.503]	But I think enough time has gone by,
[00:15.826]	And audiences are more sophisticated now that they won' t laugh at my real name.
[00:24.255]	My real name is shit
[00:31.158]	my parents had a sense of humor.
[00:32.222]	My sister' s name was shit
[00:38.065]	My mother got to call us for dinner and she goes shit shit
[00:48.349]	So I had to move around a lot.
[00:52.059]	But other than that I had a very normal childhood.
[00:54.185]	I was thinking about this just the other day.
[00:57.107]	I was just sitting home doing terrible things to my dog with a fork.
[01:08.001]	And I started thinking about when I was in high school.
[01:10.133]	I had a real, normal kind of healthy high school.
[01:14.114]	I was on the football team, I was a quarterback
[01:16.497]	and I quit after two weeks. I' ll tell you why,
[01:19.953]	because when I' m the quarterback.
[01:22.611]	I think I should be calling the plays.
[01:24.201]	I don' t think the coach should be sending in the plays.
[01:26.595]	I' m in charge out there, and that' s the way I felt and I had my own strategy.
[01:31.586]	I used to like to punt on first down,
[01:38.226]	so I quit that, became a cheerleader and that was really fun.
[01:44.333]	I got my first experience standing up in front of people,
[01:47.798]	and I got my first writing experience. I wrote cheers for the team,
[01:50.979]	but the other cheerleaders were so jealous, they would not use one of my cheers.
[01:58.949]	I wrote " Die, you gravysucking pigs,"
[02:11.963]	And " try and make a touchdown, you scum bags."

[00:00.000]	zuò cí : Steve Martin
[00:00.078]	zuò qǔ : Steve Martin
[00:00.156]	You know, a lot of people ask me if Steve Martin is my real name,
[00:04.145]	have I changed it for show business or anything like that.
[00:06.799]	Now I' m not ashamed to admit it because I did have a funny name when I was a kid
[00:12.640]	and I decided to change it for show business.
[00:14.503]	But I think enough time has gone by,
[00:15.826]	And audiences are more sophisticated now that they won' t laugh at my real name.
[00:24.255]	My real name is shit
[00:31.158]	my parents had a sense of humor.
[00:32.222]	My sister' s name was shit
[00:38.065]	My mother got to call us for dinner and she goes shit shit
[00:48.349]	So I had to move around a lot.
[00:52.059]	But other than that I had a very normal childhood.
[00:54.185]	I was thinking about this just the other day.
[00:57.107]	I was just sitting home doing terrible things to my dog with a fork.
[01:08.001]	And I started thinking about when I was in high school.
[01:10.133]	I had a real, normal kind of healthy high school.
[01:14.114]	I was on the football team, I was a quarterback
[01:16.497]	and I quit after two weeks. I' ll tell you why,
[01:19.953]	because when I' m the quarterback.
[01:22.611]	I think I should be calling the plays.
[01:24.201]	I don' t think the coach should be sending in the plays.
[01:26.595]	I' m in charge out there, and that' s the way I felt and I had my own strategy.
[01:31.586]	I used to like to punt on first down,
[01:38.226]	so I quit that, became a cheerleader and that was really fun.
[01:44.333]	I got my first experience standing up in front of people,
[01:47.798]	and I got my first writing experience. I wrote cheers for the team,
[01:50.979]	but the other cheerleaders were so jealous, they would not use one of my cheers.
[01:58.949]	I wrote " Die, you gravysucking pigs,"
[02:11.963]	And " try and make a touchdown, you scum bags."

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