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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me |
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It's time for us to join in the fight |
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It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys |
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It's time to let the bedbugs bite |
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You better put all your eggs in one basket |
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You better count your chickens before they hatch |
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You better sell some wine before it's/its time |
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You better find yourself an itch to scratch |
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around |
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Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan |
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Talk with your mouth full |
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Bite the hand that feeds you |
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Bite on more than you chew |
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What can you do |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Take some wooden nickles |
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Look for Mr. Goodbar |
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Get your mojo working now |
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I'll show you how |
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You can dare to be stupid |
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You can turn the other cheek |
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You can just give up the ship |
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You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Come on and dare to be stupid |
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It's so easy to do |
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Dare to be stupid |
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We're all waiting for you |
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Let's go |
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It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill |
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So can I have a volunteer |
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There's no more time for crying over spilled milk |
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Now it's time for crying in your beer |
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Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA |
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Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet |
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And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away |
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It's OK, you can dare to be stupid |
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It's like spitting on a fish |
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It's like barking up a tree |
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It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free |
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Dare to be stupid (yes) |
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Why don't you dare to be stupid |
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It's so easy to do |
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Dare to be stupid |
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We're all waiting for you |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Burn your candle at both ends |
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Look a gift horse in the mouth |
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Mashed potatoes can be your friends |
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You can be a coffee achiever |
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You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver |
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The future's up to you |
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So what you gonna do |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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What did I say |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Tell me, what did I say |
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Dare to be stupid |
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It's alright |
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Dare to be stupid |
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We can be stupid all night |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Come on, join the crowd |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Shout it out loud |
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Dare to be stupid |
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I can't hear you |
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Dare to be stupid |
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OK, I can hear you now |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Let's go, Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |
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Dare to be stupid |