Like a Surgeon

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Song Like a Surgeon
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Dare to Be Stupid
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[00:11.06] I finally made it through med school
[00:14.70] Somehow i made it through
[00:19.45] I'm just an intern
[00:21.05] I still make a mistake or two
[00:26.24] I was last in my class
[00:29.97] Barely passsed at the institute
[00:33.90] Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid
[00:40.93] A malpractise suit
[00:44.81] Hey, like a surgeon
[00:48.70] Cuttin' for the very first time
[00:52.78] Like a surgeon
[00:56.71] Organ transplants are my line
[01:00.36] Better give me all your gause nurse
[01:04.14] This patient's fading fast
[01:08.62] Complications have set in
[01:11.65] Don't know how long he'll last
[01:15.60] Let me see, that i.v.
[01:19.33] Here we go - time to operate
[01:23.12] I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
[01:30.09] And see what he ate
[01:34.49] Like a surgeon, hey
[01:37.78] Cuttin' for the very first time
[01:42.06] Like a surgeon
[01:45.84] Here's a waiver for you to sign
[01:53.44] Woe, woe, woe
[02:04.83] It's a fact - i'm a quack
[02:08.58] The disgrace of the a.m.a.
[02:12.56] 'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
[02:19.47] Before they can pay
[02:23.76] Like a surgeon, hey
[02:27.17] Cuttin' for the very first time
[02:31.35] Like a surgeon
[02:35.14] Got your kidneys on my mind
[02:39.08] Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
[02:45.35] When i reach inside
[02:48.84] With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
[02:54.41] Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
[03:05.43] Ooh baby, yah
[03:09.01] I can hear your heartbeat
[03:13.39] For the very last time
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