A Complicated Song Lyrics
| Song | A Complicated Song |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Poodle Hat |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ... |
| [00:05.10] | Uh huh, extra cheese. |
| [00:07.22] | Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me |
| [00:12.53] | Pizza party at your house, |
| [00:15.32] | I went just to check it out. |
| [00:18.27] | 19 extra larges, |
| [00:20.70] | What a shame, no one came. |
| [00:24.07] | Just us, eatin' all alone, |
| [00:27.00] | You said take the pizza home. |
| [00:30.05] | No sense lettin' all this go to waste, |
| [00:33.78] | So then I faced |
| [00:35.48] | Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock, |
| [00:39.73] | It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity. |
| [00:45.91] | Tell me, |
| [00:47.04] | Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? |
| [00:51.39] | Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, |
| [00:57.41] | In the bathroom. |
| [00:59.13] | I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I |
| [01:04.71] | Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. |
| [01:09.78] | No, no, no. |
| [01:13.28] | I was feelin' pretty down, |
| [01:16.81] | 'Til my girlfriend came around. |
| [01:19.61] | We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. |
| [01:25.23] | In fact, I just thought I might, |
| [01:31.51] | I was kissing her so tenderly, |
| [01:35.13] | But woe is me. |
| [01:36.76] | Who would have guessed, her family crest. |
| [01:39.59] | I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh. |
| [01:42.56] | And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me. |
| [01:47.40] | Tell me. |
| [01:52.35] | Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. |
| [01:58.58] | What to do now? |
| [02:00.43] | Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, |
| [02:05.88] | And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. |
| [02:10.31] | No, no, no. |
| [02:22.94] | Ooh, I had so much on my mind, |
| [02:26.81] | I thought maybe I'd unwind. |
| [02:29.70] | Try out that new roller coaster ride, |
| [02:33.73] | And the guide... |
| [02:41.30] | I got on my feet, |
| [02:45.32] | Tell me. |
| [02:51.20] | This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. |
| [02:57.02] | It's such a drag now. |
| [02:59.12] | I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or |
| [03:03.99] | Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. |
| [03:08.68] | Oh no! |
| [03:14.55] | I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. |
| [03:19.92] | What a bummer. |
| [03:21.91] | I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze. |
| [03:24.57] | But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. |
| [03:27.75] | Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. |
| [03:32.08] | No, no, no. |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ... |
| [00:05.10] | Uh huh, extra cheese. |
| [00:07.22] | Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me |
| [00:12.53] | Pizza party at your house, |
| [00:15.32] | I went just to check it out. |
| [00:18.27] | 19 extra larges, |
| [00:20.70] | What a shame, no one came. |
| [00:24.07] | Just us, eatin' all alone, |
| [00:27.00] | You said take the pizza home. |
| [00:30.05] | No sense lettin' all this go to waste, |
| [00:33.78] | So then I faced |
| [00:35.48] | Pizza all day, and everyday, there' s cheese round the clock, |
| [00:39.73] | It' s gettin' me blocked, And I sure don' t care, for irregularity. |
| [00:45.91] | Tell me, |
| [00:47.04] | Why' d you have to go and make me so constipated? |
| [00:51.39] | Cos' right now I' d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, |
| [00:57.41] | In the bathroom. |
| [00:59.13] | I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I |
| [01:04.71] | Oh, should' ve taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. |
| [01:09.78] | No, no, no. |
| [01:13.28] | I was feelin' pretty down, |
| [01:16.81] | ' Til my girlfriend came around. |
| [01:19.61] | We' re just so alike in every way, I gotta say. |
| [01:25.23] | In fact, I just thought I might, |
| [01:31.51] | I was kissing her so tenderly, |
| [01:35.13] | But woe is me. |
| [01:36.76] | Who would have guessed, her family crest. |
| [01:39.59] | I suddenly spy, tattoo' d on her thigh. |
| [01:42.56] | And son of a gun, it' s just like the one on me. |
| [01:47.40] | Tell me. |
| [01:52.35] | Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. |
| [01:58.58] | What to do now? |
| [02:00.43] | Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, |
| [02:05.88] | And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. |
| [02:10.31] | No, no, no. |
| [02:22.94] | Ooh, I had so much on my mind, |
| [02:26.81] | I thought maybe I' d unwind. |
| [02:29.70] | Try out that new roller coaster ride, |
| [02:33.73] | And the guide... |
| [02:41.30] | I got on my feet, |
| [02:45.32] | Tell me. |
| [02:51.20] | This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. |
| [02:57.02] | It' s such a drag now. |
| [02:59.12] | I can' t eat, I can' t breathe, I can' t snore, I can' t belch or |
| [03:03.99] | Can' t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. |
| [03:08.68] | Oh no! |
| [03:14.55] | I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. |
| [03:19.92] | What a bummer. |
| [03:21.91] | I can' t blink, I can' t cough, I can' t sneeze. |
| [03:24.57] | But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. |
| [03:27.75] | Haven' t been the same since my head and I were separated. |
| [03:32.08] | No, no, no. |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ... |
| [00:05.10] | Uh huh, extra cheese. |
| [00:07.22] | Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me |
| [00:12.53] | Pizza party at your house, |
| [00:15.32] | I went just to check it out. |
| [00:18.27] | 19 extra larges, |
| [00:20.70] | What a shame, no one came. |
| [00:24.07] | Just us, eatin' all alone, |
| [00:27.00] | You said take the pizza home. |
| [00:30.05] | No sense lettin' all this go to waste, |
| [00:33.78] | So then I faced |
| [00:35.48] | Pizza all day, and everyday, there' s cheese round the clock, |
| [00:39.73] | It' s gettin' me blocked, And I sure don' t care, for irregularity. |
| [00:45.91] | Tell me, |
| [00:47.04] | Why' d you have to go and make me so constipated? |
| [00:51.39] | Cos' right now I' d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, |
| [00:57.41] | In the bathroom. |
| [00:59.13] | I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I |
| [01:04.71] | Oh, should' ve taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. |
| [01:09.78] | No, no, no. |
| [01:13.28] | I was feelin' pretty down, |
| [01:16.81] | ' Til my girlfriend came around. |
| [01:19.61] | We' re just so alike in every way, I gotta say. |
| [01:25.23] | In fact, I just thought I might, |
| [01:31.51] | I was kissing her so tenderly, |
| [01:35.13] | But woe is me. |
| [01:36.76] | Who would have guessed, her family crest. |
| [01:39.59] | I suddenly spy, tattoo' d on her thigh. |
| [01:42.56] | And son of a gun, it' s just like the one on me. |
| [01:47.40] | Tell me. |
| [01:52.35] | Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. |
| [01:58.58] | What to do now? |
| [02:00.43] | Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, |
| [02:05.88] | And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. |
| [02:10.31] | No, no, no. |
| [02:22.94] | Ooh, I had so much on my mind, |
| [02:26.81] | I thought maybe I' d unwind. |
| [02:29.70] | Try out that new roller coaster ride, |
| [02:33.73] | And the guide... |
| [02:41.30] | I got on my feet, |
| [02:45.32] | Tell me. |
| [02:51.20] | This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. |
| [02:57.02] | It' s such a drag now. |
| [02:59.12] | I can' t eat, I can' t breathe, I can' t snore, I can' t belch or |
| [03:03.99] | Can' t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. |
| [03:08.68] | Oh no! |
| [03:14.55] | I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. |
| [03:19.92] | What a bummer. |
| [03:21.91] | I can' t blink, I can' t cough, I can' t sneeze. |
| [03:24.57] | But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. |
| [03:27.75] | Haven' t been the same since my head and I were separated. |
| [03:32.08] | No, no, no. |
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