Couch Potato Lyrics
| Song | Couch Potato |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Poodle Hat |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Bass, Mathers, Resto | |
| LookIf you had | |
| One shotTo sit on your lazy butt | |
| And watch all the | |
| TV you ever wanted | |
| Until your brain turned to mush | |
| Would you go for it? | |
| Or just let it slip? | |
| YoRemote is ready | |
| Eyes wide, palms are sweaty | |
| There's Flintstones on the | |
| TV already | |
| Wilma 'n' | |
| BettyNo virgin to channel surfin' | |
| And I'm HD-ready | |
| So I flipGarbage is all | |
| I'm getting | |
| There's Simon | |
| CowellWho folks wanna disembowel | |
| He opens his mouth | |
| Always says something foul | |
| They're dyin', wow | |
| Wannabes are crying now | |
| He votes them out | |
| Time to throw in the towel | |
| Shows based on reality | |
| Oh, the humanity! | |
| Oh, Ozzy's family | |
| Sho' loves profanity | |
| Whoa, the insanity | |
| Oh, dogs that crap and pee | |
| Home of depravity? | |
| No, they live happily | |
| YoPlus "Da Ali G Show" | |
| And "Celebrity Mole" | |
| Oh, and there's | |
| Anna Nicole | |
| Well, she's scaring me"Look ma, no cavities" | |
| Oh, it's a station break | |
| Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" | |
| They told me, they'd scold me | |
| But I'd still tune in every show (show) | |
| My cable gets | |
| C-SPAN, TV- | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Travel | |
| Channel, Discovery, and | |
| Lifetime (yo)"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) | |
| I'm gonna watch | |
| C-SPAN, TV- | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe History | |
| Channel and | |
| QVC and Lifetime (yo)(You're gonna) | |
| My butt is aching | |
| As I watch | |
| NASCAR racing | |
| That show about undertaking | |
| Larry King | |
| To "24" to "Law And Order" | |
| The Weather | |
| Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters | |
| Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" | |
| The rise and decline of twelve actors named | |
| CoreyShows for next fall, they've already been namin'"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' | |
| So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" | |
| And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute | |
| I can't believe | |
| Richard Simmons ain't in it | |
| I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" | |
| Then I bet | |
| I watch "The Bachelorette" | |
| Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" | |
| And "The Muppet Show" where they go ' | |
| Mahna Mahna'"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, they'd scold me | |
| But I'd still tune in every show (show) | |
| My cable gets | |
| C-SPAN, TV- | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Disney | |
| Channel and | |
| A&E and Lifetime (yo)"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me | |
| But I still love | |
| Lisa Kudrow (drow) | |
| I'm looking at | |
| C-SPAN, TV- | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Playboy | |
| Channel and | |
| Court TV and | |
| Lifetime (yo)(You're Gonna) | |
| Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" | |
| I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" | |
| But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day | |
| Wish I hadn't 'cause | |
| TiVo now thinks | |
| I'm gayOh, and "Fear Factor" | |
| I watched maybe a half hour | |
| After that, felt like | |
| I needed a long shower | |
| Network execs with naked ambitions"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" | |
| Like to tie up those programming planners | |
| Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" | |
| Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" | |
| Look there's | |
| James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of | |
| Mr. Rob Schneider | |
| And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" | |
| And Jay Leno has got | |
| Madonna, hey there's | |
| Luke Perry on a | |
| Special all | |
| Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" | |
| Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause | |
| I'm a gossip freak | |
| And I gotta know who | |
| J. Lo is marryin' this week | |
| A 30 second spot | |
| Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" | |
| I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" | |
| I forgotI love shows with or without a plot | |
| I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot | |
| Because I only have got | |
| One brain to rot | |
| I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, they'd scold me | |
| But I'd still tune in every show (show) | |
| My cable gets | |
| C-SPAN, TV- | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Sci- | |
| Fi Channel and | |
| AMC and Lifetime (yo)"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) | |
| I got it on | |
| C-SPAN, TV- | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Learning | |
| Channel and | |
| MTV and Lifetime (yo)(You're gonna) | |
| You can watch anything you want to, man |
| zuo ci : Bass, Mathers, Resto | |
| LookIf you had | |
| One shotTo sit on your lazy butt | |
| And watch all the | |
| TV you ever wanted | |
| Until your brain turned to mush | |
| Would you go for it? | |
| Or just let it slip? | |
| YoRemote is ready | |
| Eyes wide, palms are sweaty | |
| There' s Flintstones on the | |
| TV already | |
| Wilma ' n' | |
| BettyNo virgin to channel surfin' | |
| And I' m HDready | |
| So I flipGarbage is all | |
| I' m getting | |
| There' s Simon | |
| CowellWho folks wanna disembowel | |
| He opens his mouth | |
| Always says something foul | |
| They' re dyin', wow | |
| Wannabes are crying now | |
| He votes them out | |
| Time to throw in the towel | |
| Shows based on reality | |
| Oh, the humanity! | |
| Oh, Ozzy' s family | |
| Sho' loves profanity | |
| Whoa, the insanity | |
| Oh, dogs that crap and pee | |
| Home of depravity? | |
| No, they live happily | |
| YoPlus " Da Ali G Show" | |
| And " Celebrity Mole" | |
| Oh, and there' s | |
| Anna Nicole | |
| Well, she' s scaring me" Look ma, no cavities" | |
| Oh, it' s a station break | |
| Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something" You' re gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" | |
| They told me, they' d scold me | |
| But I' d still tune in every show show | |
| My cable gets | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Travel | |
| Channel, Discovery, and | |
| Lifetime yo" You' re gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me, " Turn off those music videos" no | |
| I' m gonna watch | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe History | |
| Channel and | |
| QVC and Lifetime yo You' re gonna | |
| My butt is aching | |
| As I watch | |
| NASCAR racing | |
| That show about undertaking | |
| Larry King | |
| To " 24" to " Law And Order" | |
| The Weather | |
| Channel' s boring like " 60 Minutes"' s ancient reporters | |
| Next up on " E! True Hollywood Story" | |
| The rise and decline of twelve actors named | |
| CoreyShows for next fall, they' ve already been namin'" CSI: Boise" and " Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame ' n' | |
| So does " Everybody Tolerates Raymond" | |
| And " King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute | |
| I can' t believe | |
| Richard Simmons ain' t in it | |
| I' ll move right on to " 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" | |
| Then I bet | |
| I watch " The Bachelorette" | |
| Followed by " Welcome Back, Kotter" | |
| And " The Muppet Show" where they go ' | |
| Mahna Mahna'" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, they' d scold me | |
| But I' d still tune in every show show | |
| My cable gets | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Disney | |
| Channel and | |
| A E and Lifetime yo" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me | |
| But I still love | |
| Lisa Kudrow drow | |
| I' m looking at | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Playboy | |
| Channel and | |
| Court TV and | |
| Lifetime yo You' re Gonna | |
| Never missed " Melrose Place" or " Lost In Space" | |
| I' ve seen each " Amazing Race" and " Without A Trace" | |
| But I only watched " Will And Grace" one time one day | |
| Wish I hadn' t ' cause | |
| TiVo now thinks | |
| I' m gayOh, and " Fear Factor" | |
| I watched maybe a half hour | |
| After that, felt like | |
| I needed a long shower | |
| Network execs with naked ambitions" Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" | |
| Like to tie up those programming planners | |
| Make ' em watch all of that junk ' til their heads explode just like " Scanners" | |
| Leechcovered grubeatin' fools on " Survivor" | |
| Look there' s | |
| James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of | |
| Mr. Rob Schneider | |
| And there' s " Gilligan" and " SpongeBob", plus there' s " MacGyver" | |
| And Jay Leno has got | |
| Madonna, hey there' s | |
| Luke Perry on a | |
| Special all | |
| PigLatin episode of " Drew Carey" | |
| Wanna turn on " E. T." ' cause | |
| I' m a gossip freak | |
| And I gotta know who | |
| J. Lo is marryin' this week | |
| A 30 second spot | |
| Then we come back to " Are You Hot?" | |
| I was planning on recording " The Sopranos" | |
| I forgotI love shows with or without a plot | |
| I' ll stare ' til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot | |
| Because I only have got | |
| One brain to rot | |
| I' m gonna spend my life watching television a lot" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, they' d scold me | |
| But I' d still tune in every show show | |
| My cable gets | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Sci | |
| Fi Channel and | |
| AMC and Lifetime yo" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me, " Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" no | |
| I got it on | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Learning | |
| Channel and | |
| MTV and Lifetime yo You' re gonna | |
| You can watch anything you want to, man |
| zuò cí : Bass, Mathers, Resto | |
| LookIf you had | |
| One shotTo sit on your lazy butt | |
| And watch all the | |
| TV you ever wanted | |
| Until your brain turned to mush | |
| Would you go for it? | |
| Or just let it slip? | |
| YoRemote is ready | |
| Eyes wide, palms are sweaty | |
| There' s Flintstones on the | |
| TV already | |
| Wilma ' n' | |
| BettyNo virgin to channel surfin' | |
| And I' m HDready | |
| So I flipGarbage is all | |
| I' m getting | |
| There' s Simon | |
| CowellWho folks wanna disembowel | |
| He opens his mouth | |
| Always says something foul | |
| They' re dyin', wow | |
| Wannabes are crying now | |
| He votes them out | |
| Time to throw in the towel | |
| Shows based on reality | |
| Oh, the humanity! | |
| Oh, Ozzy' s family | |
| Sho' loves profanity | |
| Whoa, the insanity | |
| Oh, dogs that crap and pee | |
| Home of depravity? | |
| No, they live happily | |
| YoPlus " Da Ali G Show" | |
| And " Celebrity Mole" | |
| Oh, and there' s | |
| Anna Nicole | |
| Well, she' s scaring me" Look ma, no cavities" | |
| Oh, it' s a station break | |
| Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something" You' re gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" | |
| They told me, they' d scold me | |
| But I' d still tune in every show show | |
| My cable gets | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Travel | |
| Channel, Discovery, and | |
| Lifetime yo" You' re gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me, " Turn off those music videos" no | |
| I' m gonna watch | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe History | |
| Channel and | |
| QVC and Lifetime yo You' re gonna | |
| My butt is aching | |
| As I watch | |
| NASCAR racing | |
| That show about undertaking | |
| Larry King | |
| To " 24" to " Law And Order" | |
| The Weather | |
| Channel' s boring like " 60 Minutes"' s ancient reporters | |
| Next up on " E! True Hollywood Story" | |
| The rise and decline of twelve actors named | |
| CoreyShows for next fall, they' ve already been namin'" CSI: Boise" and " Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame ' n' | |
| So does " Everybody Tolerates Raymond" | |
| And " King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute | |
| I can' t believe | |
| Richard Simmons ain' t in it | |
| I' ll move right on to " 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" | |
| Then I bet | |
| I watch " The Bachelorette" | |
| Followed by " Welcome Back, Kotter" | |
| And " The Muppet Show" where they go ' | |
| Mahna Mahna'" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, they' d scold me | |
| But I' d still tune in every show show | |
| My cable gets | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Disney | |
| Channel and | |
| A E and Lifetime yo" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me | |
| But I still love | |
| Lisa Kudrow drow | |
| I' m looking at | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Playboy | |
| Channel and | |
| Court TV and | |
| Lifetime yo You' re Gonna | |
| Never missed " Melrose Place" or " Lost In Space" | |
| I' ve seen each " Amazing Race" and " Without A Trace" | |
| But I only watched " Will And Grace" one time one day | |
| Wish I hadn' t ' cause | |
| TiVo now thinks | |
| I' m gayOh, and " Fear Factor" | |
| I watched maybe a half hour | |
| After that, felt like | |
| I needed a long shower | |
| Network execs with naked ambitions" Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" | |
| Like to tie up those programming planners | |
| Make ' em watch all of that junk ' til their heads explode just like " Scanners" | |
| Leechcovered grubeatin' fools on " Survivor" | |
| Look there' s | |
| James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of | |
| Mr. Rob Schneider | |
| And there' s " Gilligan" and " SpongeBob", plus there' s " MacGyver" | |
| And Jay Leno has got | |
| Madonna, hey there' s | |
| Luke Perry on a | |
| Special all | |
| PigLatin episode of " Drew Carey" | |
| Wanna turn on " E. T." ' cause | |
| I' m a gossip freak | |
| And I gotta know who | |
| J. Lo is marryin' this week | |
| A 30 second spot | |
| Then we come back to " Are You Hot?" | |
| I was planning on recording " The Sopranos" | |
| I forgotI love shows with or without a plot | |
| I' ll stare ' til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot | |
| Because I only have got | |
| One brain to rot | |
| I' m gonna spend my life watching television a lot" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, they' d scold me | |
| But I' d still tune in every show show | |
| My cable gets | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Sci | |
| Fi Channel and | |
| AMC and Lifetime yo" You' re gonna lose your mind watching TV" | |
| They told me, cajoled me, " Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" no | |
| I got it on | |
| CSPAN, TV | |
| Land, and | |
| HBOThe Learning | |
| Channel and | |
| MTV and Lifetime yo You' re gonna | |
| You can watch anything you want to, man |
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