[00:00.00] 作词 : Alspach, Christy, Edwards ...
[00:05.10]Uh huh, extra cheese.
[00:07.22]Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
[00:12.53]Pizza party at your house,
[00:15.32]I went just to check it out.
[00:18.27]19 extra larges,
[00:20.70]What a shame, no one came.
[00:24.07]Just us, eatin' all alone,
[00:27.00]You said take the pizza home.
[00:30.05]No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
[00:33.78]So then I faced
[00:35.48]Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
[00:39.73]It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity.
[00:45.91]Tell me,
[00:47.04]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
[00:51.39]Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
[00:57.41]In the bathroom.
[00:59.13]I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
[01:04.71]Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
[01:09.78]No, no, no.
[01:13.28]I was feelin' pretty down,
[01:16.81]'Til my girlfriend came around.
[01:19.61]We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
[01:25.23]In fact, I just thought I might,
[01:31.51]I was kissing her so tenderly,
[01:35.13]But woe is me.
[01:36.76]Who would have guessed, her family crest.
[01:39.59]I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
[01:42.56]And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
[01:47.40]Tell me.
[01:52.35]Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
[01:58.58]What to do now?
[02:00.43]Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
[02:05.88]And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
[02:10.31]No, no, no.
[02:22.94]Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
[02:26.81]I thought maybe I'd unwind.
[02:29.70]Try out that new roller coaster ride,
[02:33.73]And the guide...
[02:41.30]I got on my feet,
[02:45.32]Tell me.
[02:51.20]This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
[02:57.02]It's such a drag now.
[02:59.12]I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or
[03:03.99]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
[03:08.68]Oh no!
[03:14.55]I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
[03:19.92]What a bummer.
[03:21.91]I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
[03:24.57]But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
[03:27.75]Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
[03:32.08]No, no, no.