Song | Generic Blues |
Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
Album | UHF |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : | |
I woke up this morning, then | |
I went back to bed | |
Said I woke up this morning, then | |
I went right back to bed | |
Got a funny kind of feelin' like | |
I got broken glass in my underwear | |
And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head | |
You know what | |
I'm sayin' | |
Well, I ain't got not money, | |
I'm just walkin' down the road | |
Said I ain't got no money, honey | |
So I'm just walking down this lonely, old road | |
Well, I wish | |
I could get me some money | |
But I forgot my automated teller code | |
I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer | |
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor | |
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles | |
My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause | |
I was an only child | |
I got the blues so bad, kinda wish | |
I was dead | |
Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama | |
Or maybe I'll, yeah, maybe | |
I'll just go bowlin' instead | |
I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking | |
Sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime | |
Nothing but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed | |
Turkey necked, weasel faced, worthless hunk of slime | |
I guess I got a pretty low self image | |
Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something | |
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when | |
I've got the time | |
Make it talk | |
Oh, make it talk, son, make it talk | |
OK, now make it shut up | |
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down | |
I always feel so miserable whenever | |
I'm around | |
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain | |
I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but | |
I'd just clog up the drain | |
I got the blues so bad, kinda wish | |
I was dead | |
Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama | |
Or maybe I'll go bowlin', or | |
I just might go bowling | |
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling | |
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament | |
Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead, yeah |
zuo ci : | |
I woke up this morning, then | |
I went back to bed | |
Said I woke up this morning, then | |
I went right back to bed | |
Got a funny kind of feelin' like | |
I got broken glass in my underwear | |
And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head | |
You know what | |
I' m sayin' | |
Well, I ain' t got not money, | |
I' m just walkin' down the road | |
Said I ain' t got no money, honey | |
So I' m just walking down this lonely, old road | |
Well, I wish | |
I could get me some money | |
But I forgot my automated teller code | |
I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer | |
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor | |
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles | |
My brothers and sisters all hated me ' cause | |
I was an only child | |
I got the blues so bad, kinda wish | |
I was dead | |
Maybe I' ll blow my brains out, mama | |
Or maybe I' ll, yeah, maybe | |
I' ll just go bowlin' instead | |
I' m just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking | |
Sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime | |
Nothing but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed | |
Turkey necked, weasel faced, worthless hunk of slime | |
I guess I got a pretty low self image | |
Maybe it' s a chemical imbalance or something | |
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when | |
I' ve got the time | |
Make it talk | |
Oh, make it talk, son, make it talk | |
OK, now make it shut up | |
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down | |
I always feel so miserable whenever | |
I' m around | |
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain | |
I' d flush myself right down the toilet, but | |
I' d just clog up the drain | |
I got the blues so bad, kinda wish | |
I was dead | |
Maybe I' ll blow my brains out, mama | |
Or maybe I' ll go bowlin', or | |
I just might go bowling | |
Maybe I' ll just rent some shoes and go bowling | |
Maybe I' ll join a league, enter a tournament | |
Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead, yeah |
zuò cí : | |
I woke up this morning, then | |
I went back to bed | |
Said I woke up this morning, then | |
I went right back to bed | |
Got a funny kind of feelin' like | |
I got broken glass in my underwear | |
And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head | |
You know what | |
I' m sayin' | |
Well, I ain' t got not money, | |
I' m just walkin' down the road | |
Said I ain' t got no money, honey | |
So I' m just walking down this lonely, old road | |
Well, I wish | |
I could get me some money | |
But I forgot my automated teller code | |
I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer | |
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor | |
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles | |
My brothers and sisters all hated me ' cause | |
I was an only child | |
I got the blues so bad, kinda wish | |
I was dead | |
Maybe I' ll blow my brains out, mama | |
Or maybe I' ll, yeah, maybe | |
I' ll just go bowlin' instead | |
I' m just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking | |
Sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime | |
Nothing but a low down, beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed | |
Turkey necked, weasel faced, worthless hunk of slime | |
I guess I got a pretty low self image | |
Maybe it' s a chemical imbalance or something | |
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when | |
I' ve got the time | |
Make it talk | |
Oh, make it talk, son, make it talk | |
OK, now make it shut up | |
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down | |
I always feel so miserable whenever | |
I' m around | |
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain | |
I' d flush myself right down the toilet, but | |
I' d just clog up the drain | |
I got the blues so bad, kinda wish | |
I was dead | |
Maybe I' ll blow my brains out, mama | |
Or maybe I' ll go bowlin', or | |
I just might go bowling | |
Maybe I' ll just rent some shoes and go bowling | |
Maybe I' ll join a league, enter a tournament | |
Put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling instead, yeah |