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I used to think my life was so empty |
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I used to think life was passin' me by |
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Well, i was just about ready |
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To curl up and die |
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But then one day i got a visit |
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From the cable company |
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Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in |
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And now i got cable tv |
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And now i get to watch the stock report in korean |
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Midget wrestling on channel three |
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It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em |
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Yeah, but that's all right with me |
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I got cable tv (cable tv) |
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Cable tv (cable tv) |
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Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy |
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I love my cable tv, yeah |
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I love my cable tv |
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I got the siamese faith healer's network |
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The news and weather from peru |
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I got celebrity hockey |
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The racketball channel too |
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Bugs bunny direct from atlanta |
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Mr. wizard is on at five |
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I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car |
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So i can watch mtv while i drive |
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I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs |
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The kind you just can't get for free |
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Now i never wanna leave my apartment |
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'cause there's just so much for me to see |
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On my cable tv (cable tv) |
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Cable tv(cable tv) |
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Well, if you need to find me |
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You know where i'll be |
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Watchin' my cable tv, yeah |
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Watchin' my cable tv |
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'cause i love my cable tv, yeah |
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I love my cable tv |
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My friends are gettin' kinda worried |
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They think i'm turning into some kinda freak |
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Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause i've seen porky's |
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Twenty-seven times this week |
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On my cable tv (cable tv) |
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Cable tv (cable tv) |
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Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me |
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I love my cable tv, yeah |
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I love my cable tv |
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Well, i got to have cable tv, yeah |
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I need my cable tv |
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Well, i love, i love my cable tv (tv) |
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Got to have cable tv (tv) |
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Well, i got to have my cable tv, yeah (tv) |
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Can't live without my cable tv |
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Well, i said, got to have some cable tv (tv) |
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I've got to have my cable tv |
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I said cable tv, yeah (tv) |
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Got to have cable tv |
