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Oh-oh-oh-oh |
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I was there to match my intellect on national tv |
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Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd |
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I was tense, i was nervous, i guess it just wasn't my night |
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Art fleming gave the answers |
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Oh, but i couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) |
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Well, i knew i was in trouble now |
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My hope of winning sank |
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Oh, 'cause i got the daily double now |
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And then my mind went blank |
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I took potpourri for one hundred |
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And then my head started to spin |
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Well, i'm givin' up don pardo |
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Just tell me now what i didn't win, yeah, yeah |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) |
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That's right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeard's supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra |
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O treat. but that's not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you don't get to |
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Back tomorrow. you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. you're a complete loser! |
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Don't know what i was thinkin' of |
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I guess i just wasn't too bright |
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Well, i sure hope i do better |
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Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) |
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I lost on jeopardy, baby |
