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This is a song for |
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Phil Daoust |
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Occasional |
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Guardian newspaper journal-oust |
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I never ever ever mentioned your name |
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Or the review that you wrote, when |
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I was new to this game |
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But now the time has come |
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I think I've dealt with my feelings at last |
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I really wanna forgive ya, |
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Phil Yeah, |
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I wanna put the past in the past-a |
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Oh, and as this is |
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London town |
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I thought |
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I outta take the opportunity ' |
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Cause there's a pretty good chance |
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Somebody out there will know you |
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Maybe they will pass on a message for me |
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Just wanna say, |
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Phil Daoust |
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Occasional |
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Guardian newspaper journal-oust |
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That it's been three years since you wrote it |
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And time is very healing |
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But I still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face |
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And make your children watch while |
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I force you to eat them |
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Yeah, I wanna make your children watch you eat your own face-meat |
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Ding dang, ding dang dong |
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This is my |
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Phil Daoust song |
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Everybody sing along |
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la |
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I hope one of your family members dies |
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Phil, ding dang dong |
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I've written you this special song |
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To help you get the attention |
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You obviously, desperately lack |
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And I know that you're a smart man |
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And with such a fine mind, |
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I guess it has to be hard |
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To resist throwing narcissistic, intellectual tantrums |
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In the supermarket aisles of your self-regard |
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Just wanna say, |
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Phil Daoust |
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I know it must be really hard to be a journal-oust |
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While a deadline's always looming, and the pressure to be entertaining |
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So maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be better at |
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Like killing yourself, you ****ing cunt |
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Ding dang, ding dang dong |
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This is my |
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Phil Daoust song |
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Everybody sing along |
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Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la |
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I hope something you love catches on fire |
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Phil, ding dang dong |
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I've written you this special song |
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To show how far |
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I've come along |
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In my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback |
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You ****ing poo-face |
