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"So, yeah, this is a new song I've written. It's kind of, sort of jaunty swing number called 'Cont'" |
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I don't like Jews |
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Neither should you |
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They're ethically and spiritually poor |
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That's a fact |
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I don't like black people |
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It's just not acceptable |
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There should be some kind of law |
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That is that |
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And I get the shits |
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With Inuits |
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They get on my tits |
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The little bastards |
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And women |
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Just make me so mad |
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Does that make me bad? |
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Am I bad? |
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Is that bad? |
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And the ****in' Italians |
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I just cannot stand them |
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They really inspire my rancor |
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Cheating ****ing Italian wankers |
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And lesbians and the bi-curious |
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Make me furious |
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It's not their fault I know |
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But still... |
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Grr... |
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And ****in' Christians |
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I just want to punch them in their faces |
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And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube |
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And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers |
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And I hate gays who talk happily |
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And the ****in' Chinese make me angry |
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I hate the rich |
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I hate the poor |
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I hate bitches |
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I hate whores |
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I hate Africans |
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I hate Japanese |
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I hate the disabled |
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I hate Burmese |
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Yeah I don't care about your color or your creed |
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I will judge you for no reason |
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"****, Sorry. That's the trouble with trying out new stuff. I had half the lyrics covered up. I think we should probably do it again. I think if we leave it there I might run the risk of being misconstrued. It's not even called 'Cont', it called 'Context'." |
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I don't like Jews |
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Who make and distribute kiddy porn |
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Neither should you |
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Their ethically and spiritually poor |
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That's a fact |
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I don't like black people |
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Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives |
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It's just not acceptable |
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There should be some kind of law |
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That is that |
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And I get the shits |
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With Inuits |
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Who find out what job I do |
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And regale me with a racist joke or two |
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They get on my tits |
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The little bastards |
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And women |
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Who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering |
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Just make me so mad |
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Does that make me bad? |
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Am I bad? |
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Is that bad? |
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And the ****in' Italians |
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I just cannot stand them |
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When they take a dive in the penalty box |
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Denying Australia its world cup spot |
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They really inspire my rancor |
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Cheating ****ing Italian wankers |
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And lesbians and the bi-curious |
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Make me furious |
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When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow |
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When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital |
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It's not their fault I know |
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But still... |
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Grr... |
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And ****in' Christians |
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Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection |
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I just want to punch them in their faces |
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Although my anger is fleeting |
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I understand their frustration |
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She's a little too hesitant |
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And I'm not comfortable Muslims on the tube |
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Who look over my shoulder when I'm readin' |
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And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers |
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Who smoke cigarettes while their feeding |
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And I hate gays who talk happily |
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During the final act of King Lear |
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And the ****in' Chinese make me angry |
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When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered rhinoceros |
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I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry |
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I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry |
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I hate bitches who get rabies and try to bite babies |
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I hate whores who wont accept visa |
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I hate Africans racists |
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I hate Japanese homophobes |
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I hate those disabled rapists |
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I hate Burmese cats |
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Yeah I don't care about your color or your creed |
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I will judge you for no reason |
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But your deeds |
