Fright of Their Lives

Fright of Their Lives Lyrics

Song Fright of Their Lives
Artist Alex Brightman
Artist Rob McClure
Artist Kerry Butler
Artist Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Album Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
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[00:04.351] BETELGEUSE: Okay
[00:05.654] Listen up, I'm not gonna lie
[00:08.728] Right now, you couldn't frighten a fly
[00:11.885] Or scare a seagull off of a fry
[00:15.310] You ever stop to ask yourselves "why?"
[00:18.990] Both of you are super polite
[00:22.409] Middle class, suburban, and white
[00:25.303] Well, all of that is finished tonight
[00:28.437] Except for the white part, obviously
[00:31.057] Take your places
[00:32.975] I want scary faces
[00:34.244] Now go!
[00:35.021] Bigger
[00:35.283] Further
[00:35.792] Harder
[00:37.072] Not bad
[00:37.602] Sever a head
[00:39.155] Preferably someone you know
[00:40.996] BARBARA, spoken: Look at me, I'm so scary.
[00:44.359] BETELGEUSE: Don't be so vanilla
[00:45.684] Would a little anger kill ya?
[00:47.243] C'mon, drop your panties
[00:49.062] I'm trying to fill ya
[00:50.633] With wisdom and skill
[00:51.937] And the instinct to kill
[00:53.511] ADAM, spoken: Again, we do not want to kill anyone!
[00:55.870] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Fine!
[00:56.635] But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya.
[00:59.515] I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Plus—
[01:03.202] Learn to throw your voice! Fool your friends! Fun at parties!
[01:06.080] ADAM, spoken: Now THAT is cool! I wanna do that!
[01:09.633] BETELGEUSE: Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy
[01:13.710] Raising the stakes by punching a baby
[01:16.817] Scare 'em awake till they break
[01:18.653] They'll be quaking in fright
[01:23.099] 'Cause you've got some evil deep down inside you
[01:26.742] Put all the farmer's markets behind you
[01:30.139] You've gotta work
[01:31.189] Gotta haunt till it hurts
[01:32.757] Through the night
[01:34.840] And give those guys the fright of their lives
[01:39.545] Yeah yeah!
[01:43.930] Let's start with things that you hate
[01:45.499] ADAM: Well, hate's a very strong word
[01:47.060] BARBARA: Perhaps when people are late
[01:48.563] ADAM: Or getting pooped on by birds?
[01:50.392] BETELGEUSE: No, what fills you with rage?
[01:51.964] BARBARA: Being mean to a pet
[01:53.798] ADAM: Chefs who use too much sage when they make beurre noisette
[01:57.184] BARBARA: Over-glutinous food (BETELGEUSE: Right. )
[01:59.033] ADAM: Or when kids call me "dude" (BETELGEUSE: Sure. )
[02:00.561] BARBARA: Oh, I find that so rude!
[02:02.668] BETELGEUSE: Well, there's lots there to use
[02:03.688] Take a deep breath
[02:04.717] And give me your best primal scream
[02:07.065] BARBARA: Haaah!
[02:08.631] ADAM, spoken: Barbara, that was brilliant!
[02:09.672] BARBARA, spoken: Really?
[02:10.187] BETELGEUSE: Try it again
[02:11.216] Maybe this time pretend like you mean it
[02:13.853] BARBARA: Aaauuhh!
[02:15.422] ADAM, spoken: That was even better! (BARBARA: Thanks!)
[02:16.693] BETELGEUSE: I want freedom
[02:19.038] But to get my freedom, I need them
[02:22.932] To get a living person to say my name
[02:26.850] ADAM & BARBARA: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?
[02:29.201] BETELGEUSE: I know that beggars can't be choosers
[02:32.327] But do they have to be such losers?
[02:35.731] Both of them are deathly dull and lame
[02:40.188] ADAM & BARBARA & CHOIR: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
[02:43.331] BETELGEUSE: Why God-slash-Satan, did you send these bed wetters?
[02:46.753] Even, like, a tax attorney would've been better
[02:50.153] Somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear who—
[02:52.938] ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Betelgeuse
[02:54.742] We can kind of hear you
[02:56.565] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Yeah?
[02:57.524] Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude.
[03:01.203] (sung)Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy
[03:05.407] BARBARA: Turn all the lights on
[03:06.700] ADAM: Dress like a baby
[03:08.783] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Adam, I don't even...no.
[03:10.340] (sung)Get your heads in the game
[03:13.985] ADAM & BARBARA: Let's hide their phones!
[03:15.024] BETELGEUSE (ADAM & BARBARA): Screw their phones!
[03:15.992] Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless
[03:18.598] How will I ever survive?
[03:25.113] Unless they get the fright of their lives
[03:27.474] (Yes yes, we're feelin' it, they're gonna feel it, we're killin' it! )
[03:32.171] They gotta get the fright of their lives
[03:36.009] (We're scary, very very scary!)
[03:38.618] They'll never get the fright of their lives
[03:40.969] (Yeah!)
[03:41.746] Ugh
[00:04.351] BETELGEUSE: Okay
[00:05.654] Listen up, I' m not gonna lie
[00:08.728] Right now, you couldn' t frighten a fly
[00:11.885] Or scare a seagull off of a fry
[00:15.310] You ever stop to ask yourselves " why?"
[00:18.990] Both of you are super polite
[00:22.409] Middle class, suburban, and white
[00:25.303] Well, all of that is finished tonight
[00:28.437] Except for the white part, obviously
[00:31.057] Take your places
[00:32.975] I want scary faces
[00:34.244] Now go!
[00:35.021] Bigger
[00:35.283] Further
[00:35.792] Harder
[00:37.072] Not bad
[00:37.602] Sever a head
[00:39.155] Preferably someone you know
[00:40.996] BARBARA, spoken: Look at me, I' m so scary.
[00:44.359] BETELGEUSE: Don' t be so vanilla
[00:45.684] Would a little anger kill ya?
[00:47.243] C' mon, drop your panties
[00:49.062] I' m trying to fill ya
[00:50.633] With wisdom and skill
[00:51.937] And the instinct to kill
[00:53.511] ADAM, spoken: Again, we do not want to kill anyone!
[00:55.870] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Fine!
[00:56.635] But somehow, someway, you gotta make ' em see ya.
[00:59.515] I' m talkin' jumpscares, the jerky Japanese ghostwalk. Plus
[01:03.202] Learn to throw your voice! Fool your friends! Fun at parties!
[01:06.080] ADAM, spoken: Now THAT is cool! I wanna do that!
[01:09.633] BETELGEUSE: Whatever it takes to make ' em go crazy
[01:13.710] Raising the stakes by punching a baby
[01:16.817] Scare ' em awake till they break
[01:18.653] They' ll be quaking in fright
[01:23.099] ' Cause you' ve got some evil deep down inside you
[01:26.742] Put all the farmer' s markets behind you
[01:30.139] You' ve gotta work
[01:31.189] Gotta haunt till it hurts
[01:32.757] Through the night
[01:34.840] And give those guys the fright of their lives
[01:39.545] Yeah yeah!
[01:43.930] Let' s start with things that you hate
[01:45.499] ADAM: Well, hate' s a very strong word
[01:47.060] BARBARA: Perhaps when people are late
[01:48.563] ADAM: Or getting pooped on by birds?
[01:50.392] BETELGEUSE: No, what fills you with rage?
[01:51.964] BARBARA: Being mean to a pet
[01:53.798] ADAM: Chefs who use too much sage when they make beurre noisette
[01:57.184] BARBARA: Overglutinous food BETELGEUSE: Right.
[01:59.033] ADAM: Or when kids call me " dude" BETELGEUSE: Sure.
[02:00.561] BARBARA: Oh, I find that so rude!
[02:02.668] BETELGEUSE: Well, there' s lots there to use
[02:03.688] Take a deep breath
[02:04.717] And give me your best primal scream
[02:07.065] BARBARA: Haaah!
[02:08.631] ADAM, spoken: Barbara, that was brilliant!
[02:09.672] BARBARA, spoken: Really?
[02:10.187] BETELGEUSE: Try it again
[02:11.216] Maybe this time pretend like you mean it
[02:13.853] BARBARA: Aaauuhh!
[02:15.422] ADAM, spoken: That was even better! BARBARA: Thanks!
[02:16.693] BETELGEUSE: I want freedom
[02:19.038] But to get my freedom, I need them
[02:22.932] To get a living person to say my name
[02:26.850] ADAM BARBARA: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?
[02:29.201] BETELGEUSE: I know that beggars can' t be choosers
[02:32.327] But do they have to be such losers?
[02:35.731] Both of them are deathly dull and lame
[02:40.188] ADAM BARBARA CHOIR: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
[02:43.331] BETELGEUSE: Why GodslashSatan, did you send these bed wetters?
[02:46.753] Even, like, a tax attorney would' ve been better
[02:50.153] Somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear who
[02:52.938] ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Betelgeuse
[02:54.742] We can kind of hear you
[02:56.565] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Yeah?
[02:57.524] Well that was a soliloquy, so you' re the one who' s being rude.
[03:01.203] sung Whatever it takes to make ' em go crazy
[03:05.407] BARBARA: Turn all the lights on
[03:06.700] ADAM: Dress like a baby
[03:08.783] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Adam, I don' t even... no.
[03:10.340] sung Get your heads in the game
[03:13.985] ADAM BARBARA: Let' s hide their phones!
[03:15.024] BETELGEUSE ADAM BARBARA: Screw their phones!
[03:15.992] Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless
[03:18.598] How will I ever survive?
[03:25.113] Unless they get the fright of their lives
[03:27.474] Yes yes, we' re feelin' it, they' re gonna feel it, we' re killin' it!
[03:32.171] They gotta get the fright of their lives
[03:36.009] We' re scary, very very scary!
[03:38.618] They' ll never get the fright of their lives
[03:40.969] Yeah!
[03:41.746] Ugh
[00:04.351] BETELGEUSE: Okay
[00:05.654] Listen up, I' m not gonna lie
[00:08.728] Right now, you couldn' t frighten a fly
[00:11.885] Or scare a seagull off of a fry
[00:15.310] You ever stop to ask yourselves " why?"
[00:18.990] Both of you are super polite
[00:22.409] Middle class, suburban, and white
[00:25.303] Well, all of that is finished tonight
[00:28.437] Except for the white part, obviously
[00:31.057] Take your places
[00:32.975] I want scary faces
[00:34.244] Now go!
[00:35.021] Bigger
[00:35.283] Further
[00:35.792] Harder
[00:37.072] Not bad
[00:37.602] Sever a head
[00:39.155] Preferably someone you know
[00:40.996] BARBARA, spoken: Look at me, I' m so scary.
[00:44.359] BETELGEUSE: Don' t be so vanilla
[00:45.684] Would a little anger kill ya?
[00:47.243] C' mon, drop your panties
[00:49.062] I' m trying to fill ya
[00:50.633] With wisdom and skill
[00:51.937] And the instinct to kill
[00:53.511] ADAM, spoken: Again, we do not want to kill anyone!
[00:55.870] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Fine!
[00:56.635] But somehow, someway, you gotta make ' em see ya.
[00:59.515] I' m talkin' jumpscares, the jerky Japanese ghostwalk. Plus
[01:03.202] Learn to throw your voice! Fool your friends! Fun at parties!
[01:06.080] ADAM, spoken: Now THAT is cool! I wanna do that!
[01:09.633] BETELGEUSE: Whatever it takes to make ' em go crazy
[01:13.710] Raising the stakes by punching a baby
[01:16.817] Scare ' em awake till they break
[01:18.653] They' ll be quaking in fright
[01:23.099] ' Cause you' ve got some evil deep down inside you
[01:26.742] Put all the farmer' s markets behind you
[01:30.139] You' ve gotta work
[01:31.189] Gotta haunt till it hurts
[01:32.757] Through the night
[01:34.840] And give those guys the fright of their lives
[01:39.545] Yeah yeah!
[01:43.930] Let' s start with things that you hate
[01:45.499] ADAM: Well, hate' s a very strong word
[01:47.060] BARBARA: Perhaps when people are late
[01:48.563] ADAM: Or getting pooped on by birds?
[01:50.392] BETELGEUSE: No, what fills you with rage?
[01:51.964] BARBARA: Being mean to a pet
[01:53.798] ADAM: Chefs who use too much sage when they make beurre noisette
[01:57.184] BARBARA: Overglutinous food BETELGEUSE: Right.
[01:59.033] ADAM: Or when kids call me " dude" BETELGEUSE: Sure.
[02:00.561] BARBARA: Oh, I find that so rude!
[02:02.668] BETELGEUSE: Well, there' s lots there to use
[02:03.688] Take a deep breath
[02:04.717] And give me your best primal scream
[02:07.065] BARBARA: Haaah!
[02:08.631] ADAM, spoken: Barbara, that was brilliant!
[02:09.672] BARBARA, spoken: Really?
[02:10.187] BETELGEUSE: Try it again
[02:11.216] Maybe this time pretend like you mean it
[02:13.853] BARBARA: Aaauuhh!
[02:15.422] ADAM, spoken: That was even better! BARBARA: Thanks!
[02:16.693] BETELGEUSE: I want freedom
[02:19.038] But to get my freedom, I need them
[02:22.932] To get a living person to say my name
[02:26.850] ADAM BARBARA: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?
[02:29.201] BETELGEUSE: I know that beggars can' t be choosers
[02:32.327] But do they have to be such losers?
[02:35.731] Both of them are deathly dull and lame
[02:40.188] ADAM BARBARA CHOIR: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
[02:43.331] BETELGEUSE: Why GodslashSatan, did you send these bed wetters?
[02:46.753] Even, like, a tax attorney would' ve been better
[02:50.153] Somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear who
[02:52.938] ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Betelgeuse
[02:54.742] We can kind of hear you
[02:56.565] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Yeah?
[02:57.524] Well that was a soliloquy, so you' re the one who' s being rude.
[03:01.203] sung Whatever it takes to make ' em go crazy
[03:05.407] BARBARA: Turn all the lights on
[03:06.700] ADAM: Dress like a baby
[03:08.783] BETELGEUSE, spoken: Adam, I don' t even... no.
[03:10.340] sung Get your heads in the game
[03:13.985] ADAM BARBARA: Let' s hide their phones!
[03:15.024] BETELGEUSE ADAM BARBARA: Screw their phones!
[03:15.992] Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless
[03:18.598] How will I ever survive?
[03:25.113] Unless they get the fright of their lives
[03:27.474] Yes yes, we' re feelin' it, they' re gonna feel it, we' re killin' it!
[03:32.171] They gotta get the fright of their lives
[03:36.009] We' re scary, very very scary!
[03:38.618] They' ll never get the fright of their lives
[03:40.969] Yeah!
[03:41.746] Ugh
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