Ready Set, Not Yet Lyrics
| Song | Ready Set, Not Yet |
| Artist | Rob McClure |
| Artist | Kerry Butler |
| Artist | Alex Brightman |
| Album | Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
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| [00:05.811] | ADAM: Look at this crib |
| [00:08.940] | In all of its glorious antiquary |
| [00:12.514] | Every curve and surface speaks to me |
| [00:15.766] | Saying pamper and spoil me |
| [00:17.546] | Sand me and oil me |
| [00:19.160] | Come on |
| [00:21.853] | I know to the untrained eye it's boring |
| [00:25.158] | But nothing's a chore when you're restoring |
| [00:28.420] | Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain |
| [00:32.128] | It's fun! |
| [00:34.213] | Folks say, "Adam... |
| [00:35.823] | Why do you polish your crib |
| [00:36.838] | When you don't have a kid? |
| [00:37.711] | And even if you did have a kid |
| [00:38.985] | This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it |
| [00:41.043] | So it simply exists to remind you |
| [00:42.278] | Your sense of perfection is just a reflection |
| [00:44.033] | That you are not mentally prepared |
| [00:45.182] | To make room for a kid, Adam |
| [00:48.252] | Why don't you live, Adam? |
| [00:51.476] | Just make a start" |
| [00:55.195] | Are you willing to take the next step? |
| [00:58.018] | Ready, set- |
| [00:59.157] | Ready, set- |
| [01:01.334] | BARBARA, spoken: Look at these jugs! |
| [01:04.484] | (sung) Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery |
| [01:07.802] | I took some clay and made you pottery |
| [01:11.385] | The world will never wreck you |
| [01:13.117] | I'll protect you in a mother's embrace |
| [01:16.642] | Folks say, "Barbara... |
| [01:18.305] | Why can't you see that ceramics |
| [01:19.452] | Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic |
| [01:21.411] | By making a baby that's breakable |
| [01:22.896] | Aren't you creating a way of translating the terror |
| [01:24.486] | Of making maternal mistakes into clay |
| [01:26.444] | Hiding away |
| [01:27.255] | So you don't have to face being a bad mom, Barbara |
| [01:30.836] | That's what you've done, Barbara |
| [01:34.018] | Just make a start" |
| [01:37.738] | Are you willing to take the next step? |
| [01:40.112] | Ready, set- |
| [01:41.395] | BOTH: Here we stand |
| [01:43.430] | At the end of a 10-year plan |
| [01:47.500] | A house |
| [01:48.322] | A yard |
| [01:49.085] | A minivan |
| [01:50.744] | A baby should be next |
| [01:53.368] | Together let's leap off the cliff |
| [01:56.381] | Fall forever, then smash to bits |
| [01:59.924] | Trapped in a terrifying viper pit |
| [02:03.772] | Of diapers and regret |
| [02:06.921] | Are we willing to take the next step? |
| [02:10.958] | ADAM: Ready, set- |
| [02:12.109] | BARBARA: Ready, set- |
| [02:13.416] | ADAM: Not yet |
| [02:14.223] | BARBARA: Not yet |
| [02:15.057] | ADAM: Why rush? |
| [02:15.860] | BARBARA: Why rush? |
| [02:16.906] | BOTH: Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed |
| [02:19.735] | BARBARA: But not yet! |
| [02:20.645] | ADAM: But not yet! |
| [02:21.489] | BARBARA: Not now |
| [02:22.305] | ADAM: Not now |
| [02:26.145] | Ooohh? |
| [02:27.623] | No! |
| [02:29.090] | See? We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! |
| [02:32.919] | BARBARA: You are absolutely right |
| [02:34.515] | Let's add it to the list |
| [02:36.158] | With the cracks in the plaster |
| [02:38.080] | ADAM: The wi-fi should be faster |
| [02:39.610] | BARBARA: This sofa needs a castor |
| [02:41.257] | ADAM: The bathroom's a disaster! |
| [02:42.668] | BARBARA: What about global poverty? |
| [02:44.499] | ADAM: What about world peace? |
| [02:45.704] | BARBARA: Then there's the whole darn economy |
| [02:47.769] | ADAM: The whole Middle East |
| [02:49.003] | BARBARA: We should learn Mandarin |
| [02:50.547] | ADAM: Yeah! Or Spanish at least |
| [02:52.328] | BOTH: No habla español |
| [02:55.197] | Dos cervezas, por favor |
| [02:58.210] | And that's all we got |
| [02:59.941] | And that's not a lot |
| [03:01.504] | Do we want a bilingual household or not? |
| [03:05.256] | So let's go slow |
| [03:06.941] | No breaking a sweat |
| [03:08.433] | What's the point of having children |
| [03:10.100] | If we're drowning in debt? |
| [03:11.551] | BARBARA: Now we're totally |
| [03:12.883] | ADAM: Completely |
| [03:13.586] | BARBARA: Maybe eighty percent |
| [03:16.725] | ADAM: I'd say seventy-eight |
| [03:18.593] | BOTH (BEETLEJUICE): Ready to take |
| [03:19.850] | The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!) |
| [03:22.726] | The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow!) |
| [03:25.515] | The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!) |
| [03:28.311] | The next step |
| [03:30.504] | Ready, set let's— |
| [03:35.129] | BEETLEJUICE: See I wasn't kidding |
| [03:36.488] | It's a show about death! |
| [00:05.811] | ADAM: Look at this crib |
| [00:08.940] | In all of its glorious antiquary |
| [00:12.514] | Every curve and surface speaks to me |
| [00:15.766] | Saying pamper and spoil me |
| [00:17.546] | Sand me and oil me |
| [00:19.160] | Come on |
| [00:21.853] | I know to the untrained eye it' s boring |
| [00:25.158] | But nothing' s a chore when you' re restoring |
| [00:28.420] | Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain |
| [00:32.128] | It' s fun! |
| [00:34.213] | Folks say, " Adam... |
| [00:35.823] | Why do you polish your crib |
| [00:36.838] | When you don' t have a kid? |
| [00:37.711] | And even if you did have a kid |
| [00:38.985] | This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it |
| [00:41.043] | So it simply exists to remind you |
| [00:42.278] | Your sense of perfection is just a reflection |
| [00:44.033] | That you are not mentally prepared |
| [00:45.182] | To make room for a kid, Adam |
| [00:48.252] | Why don' t you live, Adam? |
| [00:51.476] | Just make a start" |
| [00:55.195] | Are you willing to take the next step? |
| [00:58.018] | Ready, set |
| [00:59.157] | Ready, set |
| [01:01.334] | BARBARA, spoken: Look at these jugs! |
| [01:04.484] | sung Amazingly glazed and terracottaery |
| [01:07.802] | I took some clay and made you pottery |
| [01:11.385] | The world will never wreck you |
| [01:13.117] | I' ll protect you in a mother' s embrace |
| [01:16.642] | Folks say, " Barbara... |
| [01:18.305] | Why can' t you see that ceramics |
| [01:19.452] | Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic |
| [01:21.411] | By making a baby that' s breakable |
| [01:22.896] | Aren' t you creating a way of translating the terror |
| [01:24.486] | Of making maternal mistakes into clay |
| [01:26.444] | Hiding away |
| [01:27.255] | So you don' t have to face being a bad mom, Barbara |
| [01:30.836] | That' s what you' ve done, Barbara |
| [01:34.018] | Just make a start" |
| [01:37.738] | Are you willing to take the next step? |
| [01:40.112] | Ready, set |
| [01:41.395] | BOTH: Here we stand |
| [01:43.430] | At the end of a 10year plan |
| [01:47.500] | A house |
| [01:48.322] | A yard |
| [01:49.085] | A minivan |
| [01:50.744] | A baby should be next |
| [01:53.368] | Together let' s leap off the cliff |
| [01:56.381] | Fall forever, then smash to bits |
| [01:59.924] | Trapped in a terrifying viper pit |
| [02:03.772] | Of diapers and regret |
| [02:06.921] | Are we willing to take the next step? |
| [02:10.958] | ADAM: Ready, set |
| [02:12.109] | BARBARA: Ready, set |
| [02:13.416] | ADAM: Not yet |
| [02:14.223] | BARBARA: Not yet |
| [02:15.057] | ADAM: Why rush? |
| [02:15.860] | BARBARA: Why rush? |
| [02:16.906] | BOTH: Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed |
| [02:19.735] | BARBARA: But not yet! |
| [02:20.645] | ADAM: But not yet! |
| [02:21.489] | BARBARA: Not now |
| [02:22.305] | ADAM: Not now |
| [02:26.145] | Ooohh? |
| [02:27.623] | No! |
| [02:29.090] | See? We can' t start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! |
| [02:32.919] | BARBARA: You are absolutely right |
| [02:34.515] | Let' s add it to the list |
| [02:36.158] | With the cracks in the plaster |
| [02:38.080] | ADAM: The wifi should be faster |
| [02:39.610] | BARBARA: This sofa needs a castor |
| [02:41.257] | ADAM: The bathroom' s a disaster! |
| [02:42.668] | BARBARA: What about global poverty? |
| [02:44.499] | ADAM: What about world peace? |
| [02:45.704] | BARBARA: Then there' s the whole darn economy |
| [02:47.769] | ADAM: The whole Middle East |
| [02:49.003] | BARBARA: We should learn Mandarin |
| [02:50.547] | ADAM: Yeah! Or Spanish at least |
| [02:52.328] | BOTH: No habla espa ol |
| [02:55.197] | Dos cervezas, por favor |
| [02:58.210] | And that' s all we got |
| [02:59.941] | And that' s not a lot |
| [03:01.504] | Do we want a bilingual household or not? |
| [03:05.256] | So let' s go slow |
| [03:06.941] | No breaking a sweat |
| [03:08.433] | What' s the point of having children |
| [03:10.100] | If we' re drowning in debt? |
| [03:11.551] | BARBARA: Now we' re totally |
| [03:12.883] | ADAM: Completely |
| [03:13.586] | BARBARA: Maybe eighty percent |
| [03:16.725] | ADAM: I' d say seventyeight |
| [03:18.593] | BOTH BEETLEJUICE: Ready to take |
| [03:19.850] | The next step Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah! |
| [03:22.726] | The next step Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow! |
| [03:25.515] | The next step Zweeby, beeby, boobahbahdee! |
| [03:28.311] | The next step |
| [03:30.504] | Ready, set let' s |
| [03:35.129] | BEETLEJUICE: See I wasn' t kidding |
| [03:36.488] | It' s a show about death! |
| [00:05.811] | ADAM: Look at this crib |
| [00:08.940] | In all of its glorious antiquary |
| [00:12.514] | Every curve and surface speaks to me |
| [00:15.766] | Saying pamper and spoil me |
| [00:17.546] | Sand me and oil me |
| [00:19.160] | Come on |
| [00:21.853] | I know to the untrained eye it' s boring |
| [00:25.158] | But nothing' s a chore when you' re restoring |
| [00:28.420] | Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain |
| [00:32.128] | It' s fun! |
| [00:34.213] | Folks say, " Adam... |
| [00:35.823] | Why do you polish your crib |
| [00:36.838] | When you don' t have a kid? |
| [00:37.711] | And even if you did have a kid |
| [00:38.985] | This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it |
| [00:41.043] | So it simply exists to remind you |
| [00:42.278] | Your sense of perfection is just a reflection |
| [00:44.033] | That you are not mentally prepared |
| [00:45.182] | To make room for a kid, Adam |
| [00:48.252] | Why don' t you live, Adam? |
| [00:51.476] | Just make a start" |
| [00:55.195] | Are you willing to take the next step? |
| [00:58.018] | Ready, set |
| [00:59.157] | Ready, set |
| [01:01.334] | BARBARA, spoken: Look at these jugs! |
| [01:04.484] | sung Amazingly glazed and terracottaery |
| [01:07.802] | I took some clay and made you pottery |
| [01:11.385] | The world will never wreck you |
| [01:13.117] | I' ll protect you in a mother' s embrace |
| [01:16.642] | Folks say, " Barbara... |
| [01:18.305] | Why can' t you see that ceramics |
| [01:19.452] | Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic |
| [01:21.411] | By making a baby that' s breakable |
| [01:22.896] | Aren' t you creating a way of translating the terror |
| [01:24.486] | Of making maternal mistakes into clay |
| [01:26.444] | Hiding away |
| [01:27.255] | So you don' t have to face being a bad mom, Barbara |
| [01:30.836] | That' s what you' ve done, Barbara |
| [01:34.018] | Just make a start" |
| [01:37.738] | Are you willing to take the next step? |
| [01:40.112] | Ready, set |
| [01:41.395] | BOTH: Here we stand |
| [01:43.430] | At the end of a 10year plan |
| [01:47.500] | A house |
| [01:48.322] | A yard |
| [01:49.085] | A minivan |
| [01:50.744] | A baby should be next |
| [01:53.368] | Together let' s leap off the cliff |
| [01:56.381] | Fall forever, then smash to bits |
| [01:59.924] | Trapped in a terrifying viper pit |
| [02:03.772] | Of diapers and regret |
| [02:06.921] | Are we willing to take the next step? |
| [02:10.958] | ADAM: Ready, set |
| [02:12.109] | BARBARA: Ready, set |
| [02:13.416] | ADAM: Not yet |
| [02:14.223] | BARBARA: Not yet |
| [02:15.057] | ADAM: Why rush? |
| [02:15.860] | BARBARA: Why rush? |
| [02:16.906] | BOTH: Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed |
| [02:19.735] | BARBARA: But not yet! |
| [02:20.645] | ADAM: But not yet! |
| [02:21.489] | BARBARA: Not now |
| [02:22.305] | ADAM: Not now |
| [02:26.145] | Ooohh? |
| [02:27.623] | No! |
| [02:29.090] | See? We can' t start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! |
| [02:32.919] | BARBARA: You are absolutely right |
| [02:34.515] | Let' s add it to the list |
| [02:36.158] | With the cracks in the plaster |
| [02:38.080] | ADAM: The wifi should be faster |
| [02:39.610] | BARBARA: This sofa needs a castor |
| [02:41.257] | ADAM: The bathroom' s a disaster! |
| [02:42.668] | BARBARA: What about global poverty? |
| [02:44.499] | ADAM: What about world peace? |
| [02:45.704] | BARBARA: Then there' s the whole darn economy |
| [02:47.769] | ADAM: The whole Middle East |
| [02:49.003] | BARBARA: We should learn Mandarin |
| [02:50.547] | ADAM: Yeah! Or Spanish at least |
| [02:52.328] | BOTH: No habla espa ol |
| [02:55.197] | Dos cervezas, por favor |
| [02:58.210] | And that' s all we got |
| [02:59.941] | And that' s not a lot |
| [03:01.504] | Do we want a bilingual household or not? |
| [03:05.256] | So let' s go slow |
| [03:06.941] | No breaking a sweat |
| [03:08.433] | What' s the point of having children |
| [03:10.100] | If we' re drowning in debt? |
| [03:11.551] | BARBARA: Now we' re totally |
| [03:12.883] | ADAM: Completely |
| [03:13.586] | BARBARA: Maybe eighty percent |
| [03:16.725] | ADAM: I' d say seventyeight |
| [03:18.593] | BOTH BEETLEJUICE: Ready to take |
| [03:19.850] | The next step Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah! |
| [03:22.726] | The next step Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow! |
| [03:25.515] | The next step Zweeby, beeby, boobahbahdee! |
| [03:28.311] | The next step |
| [03:30.504] | Ready, set let' s |
| [03:35.129] | BEETLEJUICE: See I wasn' t kidding |
| [03:36.488] | It' s a show about death! |
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