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It took a lifetime, but finally found |
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The perfect waffle recipe |
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You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town |
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One little bite any |
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I'm sure you'll agree |
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Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak |
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Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean |
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People come from miles around just to study my technique |
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I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen |
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I'm the Waffle |
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King (yeah) |
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Waffle King |
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That's what they call me |
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Waffle King |
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Hey, I'm the |
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Waffle King |
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Everywhere |
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I go now, the people cheer |
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I never have to wait in line |
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People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here" |
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Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine |
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And everybody say, "Well I'm your biggest fan!""I seen your picture in People Magazine!" |
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Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand |
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If you don't believe in the power of the |
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WAFFLE lemme show you |
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Just what |
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I meanI the |
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Waffle King |
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Make you scream and shout |
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Waffle King |
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That's my name, don't wear it out |
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Waffle King |
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Make no mistake about it |
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I'm the Waffle |
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King (yeah) |
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Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here |
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I come!All you peons better scram |
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Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum |
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Don't you know who |
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I am?Hey!I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools |
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Everybody on your |
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Knees!You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by |
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MY rulesGo on, beg me, lemme here you say ,"Pretty Please" |
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Can't you tell the universe revolves around me? |
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Don't you know you suckers owe me everything? |
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And can't you see that |
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I'm the highest form of life that there |
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Could ever be? |
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Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing |
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Come on now... |
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Waffle King |
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Hey batter batter |
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Waffle King |
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Hot on your platter |
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Waffle King |
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Say, what's the matter |
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Don't you know who |
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I am?Don't you know who |
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I am?Tell 'em girls(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) |
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Yeah Yeah(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) |
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Tell the truth now(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) |
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Don't you know who |
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I am?Don't you know who |
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I am? |
