Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam Lyrics

Song Traffic Jam
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Alapalooza
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[03:39.46][00:12.17] Album:Alapalooza
[03:45.11][01:09.89][00:00.63] Weird Al Yankovic-Traffic Jam
[03:50.69][01:15.91][00:18.07]
[00:19.94] Carbon monoxide
[00:22.10] Making me choke
[00:24.44] No A.C.
[00:26.73] And the radio's broke
[00:29.19] Cars backed up
[00:31.20] Far as you can see
[00:34.05] Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
[00:39.00] Oh, and just in case you're wondering
[00:41.34] I'll tell you where I am
[00:43.67] I'm right here (right here)
[00:45.25] right here (right here)
[00:46.40] Stuck right here in the middle of this...
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[00:49.22] Traffic jam
[00:51.14] I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[00:53.54] Traffic jam
[00:55.98] The freeway's one big parking lot
[00:58.23] Traffic jam
[01:00.69] My radiator's boiling hot
[01:02.95] And I'm stuck right here in the middle
[01:04.96] (right here in the middle)
[01:06.13] Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
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[01:17.56] Trapped inside
[01:19.61] My automobile
[01:21.77] Cobweb's gowin'
[01:24.32] On the steerin' wheel
[01:26.85] Now, I'm no genius
[01:29.59] But one thing I know
[01:31.62] I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
[01:34.32] An hour and a half ago
[01:36.51] Yeah, and if you need to find me
[01:38.88] I'll tell you where I am
[01:41.34] I'm right here (right here)
[01:42.86] right here (right here)
[01:43.97] Right smack dab in the middle of this...
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[01:47.23] Traffic jam
[01:48.67] I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[01:50.71] Traffic jam
[01:53.45] The freeway's one big parking lot
[01:55.81] Traffic jam
[01:58.30] Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
[02:01.06] 'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle
[02:02.57] (right here in the middle)
[02:03.69] Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[02:06.40]
[02:15.85] Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
[02:24.82] yeah yeah yeah yeah
[02:27.51] Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
[02:36.15] Yay-hey!
[02:37.36]
[02:37.51] There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
[02:39.08] I'm gonna puke if I here any more
[02:41.39] There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
[02:43.95] Watch what happens when I open my door
[02:46.19] Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
[02:48.58] Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
[02:50.95] I left home five hours ago
[02:53.41] And I can still see my house from here
[02:55.78] So if anybody's tryin' to find me
[02:58.19] Well, I'll tell you where I am
[03:00.59] Right here (right here) right here (right here)
[03:03.30] Stuck right here in the middle of this...
[03:05.90]
[03:06.11] Traffic jam
[03:07.89] I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[03:10.17] Traffic jam
[03:12.60] The freeway's one big parking lot
[03:15.15] Traffic jam
[03:17.50] Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
[03:19.88] And I'm stuck right here in the middle
[03:21.83] (right here in the middle)
[03:22.85] Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[03:26.49] Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
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