(sung) | |
[DELTA NU] | |
[HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[00:00.87][ELLE, spoken] | |
[00:01.34] | Wait a sec! This is the kind of girl Warner wants! |
[00:03.44] | Someone serious! |
[00:04.39] | Someone lawyerly! |
[00:06.30] | Someone who wears black when nobody's dead! |
[00:10.39] | Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan! |
[00:16.46] | What you want, Warner |
[00:18.21] | What you want is me |
[00:20.15] | But you need to see me in a brand new domain |
[00:23.97] | Well it's plain, Warner |
[00:25.96] | In a different setting, you will see you're getting |
[00:29.21] | All of this plus a brain! |
[00:31.40] | I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand |
[00:34.96] | Big sturdy book, big wordy book |
[00:37.20] | Full of words I'll understand |
[00:38.59] | And right there is where you'll see it too |
[00:41.86] | Warner, what you want is right in front of you! |
[00:44.61] | What you want |
[00:45.26] | |
[00:45.55][ELLE] | |
[00:46.30] | It's clear |
[00:46.45] | |
[00:46.65][DELTA NU] | |
[00:47.11] | What you want |
[00:47.36] | |
[00:47.51][ELLE] | |
[00:48.00] | Right here |
[00:48.16] | |
[00:48.36][DELTA NU] | |
[00:48.51] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[00:51.51] | What you want |
[00:52.20] | |
[00:52.35][ELLE] | |
[00:53.60] | It's clear |
[00:53.85] | |
[00:54.39][DELTA NU] | |
[00:54.54] | What you want |
[00:54.17][ELLE] | |
[00:54.33] | Right here |
[00:55.02] | |
[00:55.33][DELTA NU] | |
[00:56.03] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[00:58.71] | |
[00:58.96][ELLE] | |
[00:59.62] | Step one! He's off to Harvard law |
[01:00.17] | So I get in there too |
[01:02.15] | |
[01:02.36][DELTA NU] | |
[01:02.51] | Step two! |
[01:02.90] | |
[01:03.10][ELLE] | |
[01:03.25] | Make Warner reassess |
[01:04.71] | Impress him with my high IQ |
[01:05.46] | |
[01:05.61][DELTA NU] | |
[01:06.06] | Step three! |
[01:06.87] | |
[01:07.02][ELLE] | |
[01:07.17] | We throw a great big wedding |
[01:07.32] | |
[01:08.12][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[01:08.32] | And invite all Delta Nu! |
[01:09.62] | |
[01:09.82][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:09.97] | That's great, nice plan |
[01:11.16] | Now can we think this through? |
[01:13.34] | Harvard Law School? |
[01:13.84] | |
[01:15.09][ELLE, spoken] | |
[01:15.39] | I have a 4.0 average |
[01:16.14] | |
[01:16.29][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:16.48] | Yeah, in Fashion Merchandising |
[01:17.96] | What makes you think you can do this? |
[01:18.62] | |
[01:19.31][ELLE, sung] | |
[01:20.01] | Love! I'm doing this for love! |
[01:22.55] | And love will see me through |
[01:25.10] | Yes, with love on my side, I can't lose |
[01:27.95] | And Harvard can't refuse |
[01:29.79] | A love so pure and true |
[01:32.58] | Don't lawyers feel love too? |
[01:33.64] | |
[01:34.40][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:34.94] | Even if they do |
[01:35.79] | |
[01:36.25] | (sung) |
[01:35.96] | What you want, sweetheart is no easy thing |
[01:39.56] | If you're going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring |
[01:42.75] | Yeah, it's true |
[01:44.36] | First, you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174 |
[01:48.18] | So no more parties for you |
[01:49.69] | |
[01:50.29] | You'll need a killer essay, or do not even hope |
[01:53.90] | And glowing letters from your betters |
[01:56.14] | Any chance you know the pope? |
[01:57.34] | |
[01:57.70][ELLE] | |
[01:58.54] | Uh, nope |
[01:59.04] | |
[01:59.34][KATE] | |
[01:59.84] | Too bad, 'cause that would be a coup |
[02:01.28] | And you've got a lot of work in front of you |
[02:03.62] | |
[02:03.82][DELTA NU] | |
[02:04.02] | What you want |
[02:04.52] | |
[02:04.72][ELLE] | |
[02:04.87] | Yes I know |
[02:05.07] | |
[02:06.07][DELTA NU] | |
[02:06.27] | What you want |
[02:06.56] | |
[02:07.01][ELLE] | |
[02:07.26] | Even so |
[02:07.46] | |
[02:07.96][DELTA NU] | |
[02:08.16] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[02:10.97] | What you want |
[02:12.07] | (Girl, you go!) |
[02:12.81] | What you want |
[02:13.32] | |
[02:13.67][KATE, spoken] | |
[02:13.87] | No, really, go! |
[02:14.61] | |
[02:14.81][DELTA NU, sung] | |
[02:15.01] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[02:17.86] | |
[02:18.16][FATHER, spoken] | |
[02:18.66] | Law school? |
[02:19.41] | |
[02:19.76][ELLE, spoken] | |
[02:20.21] | Yes, Daddy, law school! |
[02:21.15] | |
[02:21.65][FATHER, spoken] | |
[02:22.00] | Good God, why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people! |
[02:26.99] | And you, Button, are none of those things |
[02:27.54] | |
[02:28.04] | (sung) |
[02:30.24] | What you want, Button, you just say the word! |
[02:33.51] | But what you want's absurd |
[02:35.38] | And costs a whole lot of swag |
[02:37.02] | And hell, why? |
[02:38.51] | Button, when you can stay right here |
[02:40.65] | Pursue a film career— |
[02:41.46] | |
[02:42.00][MOTHER] | |
[02:42.90] | How 'bout a nice Birkin bag? |
[02:43.90] | |
[02:44.34][FATHER] | |
[02:44.84] | Yes, the east coast is foreign |
[02:46.53] | There's no film studios |
[02:48.03] | It's cold and dark, no valet parking |
[02:49.92] | All the girls have different noses! |
[02:52.01] | Christ, Button! It's like the damn frontier! |
[02:52.80] | |
[02:53.40][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[02:55.44] | Tell me what's out there that you can't get right here? |
[02:57.54] | |
[02:57.94][ELLE] | |
[02:58.34] | Guys, love! |
[02:58.93] | |
[02:59.33][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[02:59.53] | Love? |
[02:59.88] | |
[03:00.08][ELLE] | |
[03:00.23] | I'm going there for love |
[03:00.39] | |
[03:00.84][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:01.48] | Good God! |
[03:01.68] | |
[03:01.83][ELLE] | |
[03:02.23] | A love I have to win |
[03:03.43] | I can live without sun or valet |
[03:06.26] | I can't just walk away |
[03:08.11] | Betray what might have been |
[03:08.75] | |
[03:10.26][FATHER] | |
[03:11.00] | Fine, okay, I'll pay your way if you get in! |
[03:11.70] | |
[03:12.64][ALL] | |
[03:13.14] | What you want |
[03:13.79] | |
[03:14.34][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:14.58] | Make good grades |
[03:14.98] | |
[03:15.33][ALL] | |
[03:15.68] | What you want |
[03:16.03] | |
[03:16.48][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:16.72] | And it's paid |
[03:16.92] | |
[03:17.12][ALL] | |
[03:17.32] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[03:17.52] | |
[03:17.72][MARGOT, spoken] | |
[03:21.71] | Hey everybody, it's the spring fling beer bash extreme! |
[03:24.56] | |
[03:25.70][FRAT GUYS] | |
[03:26.45] | EXTREME! |
[03:27.20] | |
[03:27.54][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:27.94] | Not for you! Time to study! Go! |
[03:29.04] | |
[03:29.63][MARGOT, spoken] | |
[03:31.90] | This year's theme: Jamaican me crazy!!! |
[03:32.65] | |
[03:35.19][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[03:35.69] | What you want, you wanna be out because the sun is warm? |
[03:40.46] | What you want, you wanna be study-stuck inside your dorm? |
[03:43.35] | What you want, you wanna be partyin' with us all night long? |
[03:46.48] | What you want, you wanna be strong? |
[03:47.38] | |
[03:47.88][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:48.24] | Be strong! |
[03:48.98] | |
[03:49.43][ALL] | |
[03:49.98] | Oh-oh |
[03:50.43] | |
[03:50.87][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:51.12] | 134. Not good enough. Try again. Go! |
[03:54.81] | |
[03:55.00][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[03:55.92] | What you want, you wanna be groovin' up and shake the room? |
[03:57.85] | What you want, you wanna be provin' something and to whom? |
[04:00.75] | What you want, you wanna be wonderin' where you your youth has gone? |
[04:03.83] | What you want, you wanna hold on? |
[04:04.64] | |
[04:05.08][ELLE, spoken] | |
[04:05.53] | Hold on! |
[04:06.17] | |
[04:06.47][ALL, sung] | |
[04:06.68] | Oh-oh |
[04:07.13] | |
[04:07.33][KATE, spoken] | |
[04:07.63] | 151. Still not Harvard material. Once again. Go! |
[04:11.81] | |
[04:11.95][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[04:12.10] | What you want, you wanna be breathing in the healthy air? |
[04:14.25] | What you want, you wanna be chasing him and he don't care? |
[04:14.75] | What you want, you wanna ignore the pain of failure? |
[04:16.64] | What you want, you wanna say sorry, go and hit the road? |
[04:17.09] | What you want, you wanna... |
[04:16.77][ELLE] | |
[04:17.42] | Love!I'm doing this for love |
[04:18.26] | And that's how I'll survive |
[04:20.56] | Here you go, I said no, go away! |
[04:24.65] | Right here is where I'll stay |
[04:28.29] | Until that happy day |
[04:32.63] | That day I hear them say... |
[04:34.42] | |
[04:34.77][KATE] | |
[04:35.61] | 175 |
[04:36.26] | |
[04:36.51][DELTA NU] | |
[04:36.71] | 175 |
[04:36.86] | |
[04:37.75][ELLE] | |
[04:38.15] | 175! |
[04:38.95] | |
[04:39.30][DELTA NU] | |
[04:39.70] | 175, 175! |
[04:46.48][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[04:47.18] | So, gentlemen |
[04:49.17] | Harvard Law grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan |
[04:55.90] | And now, Ms. Elle Woods, who was kind enough to send in a headshot... |
[05:04.59][OTHER PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:04.94] | We should admit her, for reasons of, um . . . multiculturalism! |
[05:06.68] | |
[05:07.87][PROFESSORS, spoken] | |
[05:08.13] | Multiculturalism! |
[05:08.13] | Oh gentlemen, please! Get a hold of yourselves! |
[05:10.30] | Oh, look at that! Oh, what a shame! |
[05:12.75] | She didn't bother sending in a personal essay! |
[05:15.19] | |
[05:15.59][PILAR, spoken] | |
[05:16.34] | How's this for a personal essay? |
[05:18.38] | |
[05:18.88][DELTA NU] | |
[05:20.47] | What you want! |
[05:21.02] | |
[05:21.37][HARVARD PROFESSOR] | |
[05:21.72] | Goodness me! |
[05:22.22] | |
[05:22.47][DELTA NU] | |
[05:23.32] | What you want! |
[05:23.57] | |
[05:24.16][HARVARD PROFESSOR] | |
[05:24.46] | Security! |
[05:24.66] | |
[05:25.16][DELTA NU] | |
[05:25.36] | What you want is right in— |
[05:25.51] | |
[05:25.71][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:26.86] | Who are you? |
[05:27.31] | |
[05:27.66][ELLE] | |
[05:27.91] | I'm what you want, Harvard |
[05:28.06] | I'm the girl for you! |
[05:30.35] | |
[05:30.69][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[05:31.04] | And to prove it's true |
[05:32.09] | |
[05:32.45][ELLE] | |
[05:32.64] | We all flew here on Jet Blue |
[05:33.09] | |
[05:33.44][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[05:34.19] | Thank you! |
[05:34.39] | |
[05:34.98][JET BLUE PILOT] | |
[05:35.13] | Thank you! |
[05:35.68] | |
[05:35.88][DELTA NU] | |
[05:36.08] | This is what Elle Woods inspires |
[05:36.53] | Everyone admires her |
[05:39.36] | And Harvard should too! |
[05:40.76] | |
[05:41.51][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:42.11] | This is not a personal essay! |
[05:42.91] | |
[05:43.25][DELTA NU] | |
[05:43.50] | No! |
[05:44.00] | An essay's so boring and so much does not fit |
[05:47.10] | So we're appearing live, right here |
[05:48.99] | Making clear you must admit |
[05:50.73] | That Elle Woods should join the chosen few |
[05:53.83] | Harvard, what you want is right in front of— |
[05:57.86] | |
[06:12.66][ELLE] | |
[06:13.01] | May I approach? |
[06:14.85] | |
[06:23.42][DELTA NU] | |
[06:23.63] | Uh-huh! Oh yeah! Go Elle! |
[06:25.62] | |
[06:43.56][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[06:43.91] | Now see here, Ms. Woods! |
[06:45.65] | You can't just barge in here with singing and dancing and ethnic movement |
[06:51.10] | This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don't see one reason to admit you! |
[06:57.86] | |
[06:58.31][ELLE] | |
[06:58.71] | How about love? |
[07:02.90] | Have you ever been in love? |
[07:04.75] | 'Cause if you have, you'll know |
[07:07.44] | That love never accepts a defeat |
[07:10.88] | No challenge it can't meet |
[07:12.72] | No place it cannot go |
[07:15.37] | Don't say no to a woman in love |
[07:17.81] | |
[07:18.26] | Don't laugh when I say love |
[07:20.31] | Don't think that I'm naive |
[07:23.05] | Because even a person who's smart |
[07:26.74] | Can listen to their heart |
[07:28.03] | Can listen and believe |
[07:30.72] | So believe in what love can achieve |
[07:35.55] | |
[07:35.96] | Do you believe? |
[07:36.65] | |
[07:36.95][PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:37.20] | I do! |
[07:37.60] | |
[07:37.75][ELLE] | |
[07:37.95] | Do you believe? |
[07:38.10] | |
[07:38.94][PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:39.14] | Me too! |
[07:39.59] | |
[07:39.79][ALL] | |
[07:39.99] | Yes, we believe in love! |
[07:41.72] | How 'bout you? |
[07:42.32] | |
[07:42.77][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:43.46] | Welcome to Harvard! |
[07:44.62] | |
[07:45.07][ALL] | |
[07:45.32] | What you want |
[07:47.61] | What you want |
[07:48.12] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[07:53.62] | What you want |
[07:55.36] | What you want |
[07:57.52] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[08:01.59] | What you want |
[08:02.19] | What you want |
[08:02.84] | What you want |
[08:03.83] | What you want! |
sung | |
DELTA NU | |
HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken | |
[00:00.87][ELLE, spoken] | |
[00:01.34] | Wait a sec! This is the kind of girl Warner wants! |
[00:03.44] | Someone serious! |
[00:04.39] | Someone lawyerly! |
[00:06.30] | Someone who wears black when nobody' s dead! |
[00:10.39] | Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan! |
[00:16.46] | What you want, Warner |
[00:18.21] | What you want is me |
[00:20.15] | But you need to see me in a brand new domain |
[00:23.97] | Well it' s plain, Warner |
[00:25.96] | In a different setting, you will see you' re getting |
[00:29.21] | All of this plus a brain! |
[00:31.40] | I' ll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand |
[00:34.96] | Big sturdy book, big wordy book |
[00:37.20] | Full of words I' ll understand |
[00:38.59] | And right there is where you' ll see it too |
[00:41.86] | Warner, what you want is right in front of you! |
[00:44.61] | What you want |
[00:45.26] | |
[00:45.55][ELLE] | |
[00:46.30] | It' s clear |
[00:46.45] | |
[00:46.65][DELTA NU] | |
[00:47.11] | What you want |
[00:47.36] | |
[00:47.51][ELLE] | |
[00:48.00] | Right here |
[00:48.16] | |
[00:48.36][DELTA NU] | |
[00:48.51] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[00:51.51] | What you want |
[00:52.20] | |
[00:52.35][ELLE] | |
[00:53.60] | It' s clear |
[00:53.85] | |
[00:54.39][DELTA NU] | |
[00:54.54] | What you want |
[00:54.17][ELLE] | |
[00:54.33] | Right here |
[00:55.02] | |
[00:55.33][DELTA NU] | |
[00:56.03] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[00:58.71] | |
[00:58.96][ELLE] | |
[00:59.62] | Step one! He' s off to Harvard law |
[01:00.17] | So I get in there too |
[01:02.15] | |
[01:02.36][DELTA NU] | |
[01:02.51] | Step two! |
[01:02.90] | |
[01:03.10][ELLE] | |
[01:03.25] | Make Warner reassess |
[01:04.71] | Impress him with my high IQ |
[01:05.46] | |
[01:05.61][DELTA NU] | |
[01:06.06] | Step three! |
[01:06.87] | |
[01:07.02][ELLE] | |
[01:07.17] | We throw a great big wedding |
[01:07.32] | |
[01:08.12][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[01:08.32] | And invite all Delta Nu! |
[01:09.62] | |
[01:09.82][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:09.97] | That' s great, nice plan |
[01:11.16] | Now can we think this through? |
[01:13.34] | Harvard Law School? |
[01:13.84] | |
[01:15.09][ELLE, spoken] | |
[01:15.39] | I have a 4. 0 average |
[01:16.14] | |
[01:16.29][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:16.48] | Yeah, in Fashion Merchandising |
[01:17.96] | What makes you think you can do this? |
[01:18.62] | |
[01:19.31][ELLE, sung] | |
[01:20.01] | Love! I' m doing this for love! |
[01:22.55] | And love will see me through |
[01:25.10] | Yes, with love on my side, I can' t lose |
[01:27.95] | And Harvard can' t refuse |
[01:29.79] | A love so pure and true |
[01:32.58] | Don' t lawyers feel love too? |
[01:33.64] | |
[01:34.40][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:34.94] | Even if they do |
[01:35.79] | |
[01:36.25] | sung |
[01:35.96] | What you want, sweetheart is no easy thing |
[01:39.56] | If you' re going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring |
[01:42.75] | Yeah, it' s true |
[01:44.36] | First, you' ll need an LSAT score of more than 174 |
[01:48.18] | So no more parties for you |
[01:49.69] | |
[01:50.29] | You' ll need a killer essay, or do not even hope |
[01:53.90] | And glowing letters from your betters |
[01:56.14] | Any chance you know the pope? |
[01:57.34] | |
[01:57.70][ELLE] | |
[01:58.54] | Uh, nope |
[01:59.04] | |
[01:59.34][KATE] | |
[01:59.84] | Too bad, ' cause that would be a coup |
[02:01.28] | And you' ve got a lot of work in front of you |
[02:03.62] | |
[02:03.82][DELTA NU] | |
[02:04.02] | What you want |
[02:04.52] | |
[02:04.72][ELLE] | |
[02:04.87] | Yes I know |
[02:05.07] | |
[02:06.07][DELTA NU] | |
[02:06.27] | What you want |
[02:06.56] | |
[02:07.01][ELLE] | |
[02:07.26] | Even so |
[02:07.46] | |
[02:07.96][DELTA NU] | |
[02:08.16] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[02:10.97] | What you want |
[02:12.07] | Girl, you go! |
[02:12.81] | What you want |
[02:13.32] | |
[02:13.67][KATE, spoken] | |
[02:13.87] | No, really, go! |
[02:14.61] | |
[02:14.81][DELTA NU, sung] | |
[02:15.01] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[02:17.86] | |
[02:18.16][FATHER, spoken] | |
[02:18.66] | Law school? |
[02:19.41] | |
[02:19.76][ELLE, spoken] | |
[02:20.21] | Yes, Daddy, law school! |
[02:21.15] | |
[02:21.65][FATHER, spoken] | |
[02:22.00] | Good God, why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people! |
[02:26.99] | And you, Button, are none of those things |
[02:27.54] | |
[02:28.04] | sung |
[02:30.24] | What you want, Button, you just say the word! |
[02:33.51] | But what you want' s absurd |
[02:35.38] | And costs a whole lot of swag |
[02:37.02] | And hell, why? |
[02:38.51] | Button, when you can stay right here |
[02:40.65] | Pursue a film career |
[02:41.46] | |
[02:42.00][MOTHER] | |
[02:42.90] | How ' bout a nice Birkin bag? |
[02:43.90] | |
[02:44.34][FATHER] | |
[02:44.84] | Yes, the east coast is foreign |
[02:46.53] | There' s no film studios |
[02:48.03] | It' s cold and dark, no valet parking |
[02:49.92] | All the girls have different noses! |
[02:52.01] | Christ, Button! It' s like the damn frontier! |
[02:52.80] | |
[02:53.40][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[02:55.44] | Tell me what' s out there that you can' t get right here? |
[02:57.54] | |
[02:57.94][ELLE] | |
[02:58.34] | Guys, love! |
[02:58.93] | |
[02:59.33][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[02:59.53] | Love? |
[02:59.88] | |
[03:00.08][ELLE] | |
[03:00.23] | I' m going there for love |
[03:00.39] | |
[03:00.84][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:01.48] | Good God! |
[03:01.68] | |
[03:01.83][ELLE] | |
[03:02.23] | A love I have to win |
[03:03.43] | I can live without sun or valet |
[03:06.26] | I can' t just walk away |
[03:08.11] | Betray what might have been |
[03:08.75] | |
[03:10.26][FATHER] | |
[03:11.00] | Fine, okay, I' ll pay your way if you get in! |
[03:11.70] | |
[03:12.64][ALL] | |
[03:13.14] | What you want |
[03:13.79] | |
[03:14.34][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:14.58] | Make good grades |
[03:14.98] | |
[03:15.33][ALL] | |
[03:15.68] | What you want |
[03:16.03] | |
[03:16.48][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:16.72] | And it' s paid |
[03:16.92] | |
[03:17.12][ALL] | |
[03:17.32] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[03:17.52] | |
[03:17.72][MARGOT, spoken] | |
[03:21.71] | Hey everybody, it' s the spring fling beer bash extreme! |
[03:24.56] | |
[03:25.70][FRAT GUYS] | |
[03:26.45] | EXTREME! |
[03:27.20] | |
[03:27.54][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:27.94] | Not for you! Time to study! Go! |
[03:29.04] | |
[03:29.63][MARGOT, spoken] | |
[03:31.90] | This year' s theme: Jamaican me crazy!!! |
[03:32.65] | |
[03:35.19][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[03:35.69] | What you want, you wanna be out because the sun is warm? |
[03:40.46] | What you want, you wanna be studystuck inside your dorm? |
[03:43.35] | What you want, you wanna be partyin' with us all night long? |
[03:46.48] | What you want, you wanna be strong? |
[03:47.38] | |
[03:47.88][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:48.24] | Be strong! |
[03:48.98] | |
[03:49.43][ALL] | |
[03:49.98] | Ohoh |
[03:50.43] | |
[03:50.87][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:51.12] | 134. Not good enough. Try again. Go! |
[03:54.81] | |
[03:55.00][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[03:55.92] | What you want, you wanna be groovin' up and shake the room? |
[03:57.85] | What you want, you wanna be provin' something and to whom? |
[04:00.75] | What you want, you wanna be wonderin' where you your youth has gone? |
[04:03.83] | What you want, you wanna hold on? |
[04:04.64] | |
[04:05.08][ELLE, spoken] | |
[04:05.53] | Hold on! |
[04:06.17] | |
[04:06.47][ALL, sung] | |
[04:06.68] | Ohoh |
[04:07.13] | |
[04:07.33][KATE, spoken] | |
[04:07.63] | 151. Still not Harvard material. Once again. Go! |
[04:11.81] | |
[04:11.95][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[04:12.10] | What you want, you wanna be breathing in the healthy air? |
[04:14.25] | What you want, you wanna be chasing him and he don' t care? |
[04:14.75] | What you want, you wanna ignore the pain of failure? |
[04:16.64] | What you want, you wanna say sorry, go and hit the road? |
[04:17.09] | What you want, you wanna... |
[04:16.77][ELLE] | |
[04:17.42] | Love! I' m doing this for love |
[04:18.26] | And that' s how I' ll survive |
[04:20.56] | Here you go, I said no, go away! |
[04:24.65] | Right here is where I' ll stay |
[04:28.29] | Until that happy day |
[04:32.63] | That day I hear them say... |
[04:34.42] | |
[04:34.77][KATE] | |
[04:35.61] | 175 |
[04:36.26] | |
[04:36.51][DELTA NU] | |
[04:36.71] | 175 |
[04:36.86] | |
[04:37.75][ELLE] | |
[04:38.15] | 175! |
[04:38.95] | |
[04:39.30][DELTA NU] | |
[04:39.70] | 175, 175! |
[04:46.48][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[04:47.18] | So, gentlemen |
[04:49.17] | Harvard Law grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan |
[04:55.90] | And now, Ms. Elle Woods, who was kind enough to send in a headshot... |
[05:04.59][OTHER PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:04.94] | We should admit her, for reasons of, um . . . multiculturalism! |
[05:06.68] | |
[05:07.87][PROFESSORS, spoken] | |
[05:08.13] | Multiculturalism! |
[05:08.13] | Oh gentlemen, please! Get a hold of yourselves! |
[05:10.30] | Oh, look at that! Oh, what a shame! |
[05:12.75] | She didn' t bother sending in a personal essay! |
[05:15.19] | |
[05:15.59][PILAR, spoken] | |
[05:16.34] | How' s this for a personal essay? |
[05:18.38] | |
[05:18.88][DELTA NU] | |
[05:20.47] | What you want! |
[05:21.02] | |
[05:21.37][HARVARD PROFESSOR] | |
[05:21.72] | Goodness me! |
[05:22.22] | |
[05:22.47][DELTA NU] | |
[05:23.32] | What you want! |
[05:23.57] | |
[05:24.16][HARVARD PROFESSOR] | |
[05:24.46] | Security! |
[05:24.66] | |
[05:25.16][DELTA NU] | |
[05:25.36] | What you want is right in |
[05:25.51] | |
[05:25.71][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:26.86] | Who are you? |
[05:27.31] | |
[05:27.66][ELLE] | |
[05:27.91] | I' m what you want, Harvard |
[05:28.06] | I' m the girl for you! |
[05:30.35] | |
[05:30.69][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[05:31.04] | And to prove it' s true |
[05:32.09] | |
[05:32.45][ELLE] | |
[05:32.64] | We all flew here on Jet Blue |
[05:33.09] | |
[05:33.44][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[05:34.19] | Thank you! |
[05:34.39] | |
[05:34.98][JET BLUE PILOT] | |
[05:35.13] | Thank you! |
[05:35.68] | |
[05:35.88][DELTA NU] | |
[05:36.08] | This is what Elle Woods inspires |
[05:36.53] | Everyone admires her |
[05:39.36] | And Harvard should too! |
[05:40.76] | |
[05:41.51][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:42.11] | This is not a personal essay! |
[05:42.91] | |
[05:43.25][DELTA NU] | |
[05:43.50] | No! |
[05:44.00] | An essay' s so boring and so much does not fit |
[05:47.10] | So we' re appearing live, right here |
[05:48.99] | Making clear you must admit |
[05:50.73] | That Elle Woods should join the chosen few |
[05:53.83] | Harvard, what you want is right in front of |
[05:57.86] | |
[06:12.66][ELLE] | |
[06:13.01] | May I approach? |
[06:14.85] | |
[06:23.42][DELTA NU] | |
[06:23.63] | Uhhuh! Oh yeah! Go Elle! |
[06:25.62] | |
[06:43.56][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[06:43.91] | Now see here, Ms. Woods! |
[06:45.65] | You can' t just barge in here with singing and dancing and ethnic movement |
[06:51.10] | This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don' t see one reason to admit you! |
[06:57.86] | |
[06:58.31][ELLE] | |
[06:58.71] | How about love? |
[07:02.90] | Have you ever been in love? |
[07:04.75] | ' Cause if you have, you' ll know |
[07:07.44] | That love never accepts a defeat |
[07:10.88] | No challenge it can' t meet |
[07:12.72] | No place it cannot go |
[07:15.37] | Don' t say no to a woman in love |
[07:17.81] | |
[07:18.26] | Don' t laugh when I say love |
[07:20.31] | Don' t think that I' m naive |
[07:23.05] | Because even a person who' s smart |
[07:26.74] | Can listen to their heart |
[07:28.03] | Can listen and believe |
[07:30.72] | So believe in what love can achieve |
[07:35.55] | |
[07:35.96] | Do you believe? |
[07:36.65] | |
[07:36.95][PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:37.20] | I do! |
[07:37.60] | |
[07:37.75][ELLE] | |
[07:37.95] | Do you believe? |
[07:38.10] | |
[07:38.94][PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:39.14] | Me too! |
[07:39.59] | |
[07:39.79][ALL] | |
[07:39.99] | Yes, we believe in love! |
[07:41.72] | How ' bout you? |
[07:42.32] | |
[07:42.77][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:43.46] | Welcome to Harvard! |
[07:44.62] | |
[07:45.07][ALL] | |
[07:45.32] | What you want |
[07:47.61] | What you want |
[07:48.12] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[07:53.62] | What you want |
[07:55.36] | What you want |
[07:57.52] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[08:01.59] | What you want |
[08:02.19] | What you want |
[08:02.84] | What you want |
[08:03.83] | What you want! |
sung | |
DELTA NU | |
HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken | |
[00:00.87][ELLE, spoken] | |
[00:01.34] | Wait a sec! This is the kind of girl Warner wants! |
[00:03.44] | Someone serious! |
[00:04.39] | Someone lawyerly! |
[00:06.30] | Someone who wears black when nobody' s dead! |
[00:10.39] | Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan! |
[00:16.46] | What you want, Warner |
[00:18.21] | What you want is me |
[00:20.15] | But you need to see me in a brand new domain |
[00:23.97] | Well it' s plain, Warner |
[00:25.96] | In a different setting, you will see you' re getting |
[00:29.21] | All of this plus a brain! |
[00:31.40] | I' ll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand |
[00:34.96] | Big sturdy book, big wordy book |
[00:37.20] | Full of words I' ll understand |
[00:38.59] | And right there is where you' ll see it too |
[00:41.86] | Warner, what you want is right in front of you! |
[00:44.61] | What you want |
[00:45.26] | |
[00:45.55][ELLE] | |
[00:46.30] | It' s clear |
[00:46.45] | |
[00:46.65][DELTA NU] | |
[00:47.11] | What you want |
[00:47.36] | |
[00:47.51][ELLE] | |
[00:48.00] | Right here |
[00:48.16] | |
[00:48.36][DELTA NU] | |
[00:48.51] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[00:51.51] | What you want |
[00:52.20] | |
[00:52.35][ELLE] | |
[00:53.60] | It' s clear |
[00:53.85] | |
[00:54.39][DELTA NU] | |
[00:54.54] | What you want |
[00:54.17][ELLE] | |
[00:54.33] | Right here |
[00:55.02] | |
[00:55.33][DELTA NU] | |
[00:56.03] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[00:58.71] | |
[00:58.96][ELLE] | |
[00:59.62] | Step one! He' s off to Harvard law |
[01:00.17] | So I get in there too |
[01:02.15] | |
[01:02.36][DELTA NU] | |
[01:02.51] | Step two! |
[01:02.90] | |
[01:03.10][ELLE] | |
[01:03.25] | Make Warner reassess |
[01:04.71] | Impress him with my high IQ |
[01:05.46] | |
[01:05.61][DELTA NU] | |
[01:06.06] | Step three! |
[01:06.87] | |
[01:07.02][ELLE] | |
[01:07.17] | We throw a great big wedding |
[01:07.32] | |
[01:08.12][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[01:08.32] | And invite all Delta Nu! |
[01:09.62] | |
[01:09.82][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:09.97] | That' s great, nice plan |
[01:11.16] | Now can we think this through? |
[01:13.34] | Harvard Law School? |
[01:13.84] | |
[01:15.09][ELLE, spoken] | |
[01:15.39] | I have a 4. 0 average |
[01:16.14] | |
[01:16.29][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:16.48] | Yeah, in Fashion Merchandising |
[01:17.96] | What makes you think you can do this? |
[01:18.62] | |
[01:19.31][ELLE, sung] | |
[01:20.01] | Love! I' m doing this for love! |
[01:22.55] | And love will see me through |
[01:25.10] | Yes, with love on my side, I can' t lose |
[01:27.95] | And Harvard can' t refuse |
[01:29.79] | A love so pure and true |
[01:32.58] | Don' t lawyers feel love too? |
[01:33.64] | |
[01:34.40][KATE, spoken] | |
[01:34.94] | Even if they do |
[01:35.79] | |
[01:36.25] | sung |
[01:35.96] | What you want, sweetheart is no easy thing |
[01:39.56] | If you' re going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring |
[01:42.75] | Yeah, it' s true |
[01:44.36] | First, you' ll need an LSAT score of more than 174 |
[01:48.18] | So no more parties for you |
[01:49.69] | |
[01:50.29] | You' ll need a killer essay, or do not even hope |
[01:53.90] | And glowing letters from your betters |
[01:56.14] | Any chance you know the pope? |
[01:57.34] | |
[01:57.70][ELLE] | |
[01:58.54] | Uh, nope |
[01:59.04] | |
[01:59.34][KATE] | |
[01:59.84] | Too bad, ' cause that would be a coup |
[02:01.28] | And you' ve got a lot of work in front of you |
[02:03.62] | |
[02:03.82][DELTA NU] | |
[02:04.02] | What you want |
[02:04.52] | |
[02:04.72][ELLE] | |
[02:04.87] | Yes I know |
[02:05.07] | |
[02:06.07][DELTA NU] | |
[02:06.27] | What you want |
[02:06.56] | |
[02:07.01][ELLE] | |
[02:07.26] | Even so |
[02:07.46] | |
[02:07.96][DELTA NU] | |
[02:08.16] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[02:10.97] | What you want |
[02:12.07] | Girl, you go! |
[02:12.81] | What you want |
[02:13.32] | |
[02:13.67][KATE, spoken] | |
[02:13.87] | No, really, go! |
[02:14.61] | |
[02:14.81][DELTA NU, sung] | |
[02:15.01] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[02:17.86] | |
[02:18.16][FATHER, spoken] | |
[02:18.66] | Law school? |
[02:19.41] | |
[02:19.76][ELLE, spoken] | |
[02:20.21] | Yes, Daddy, law school! |
[02:21.15] | |
[02:21.65][FATHER, spoken] | |
[02:22.00] | Good God, why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people! |
[02:26.99] | And you, Button, are none of those things |
[02:27.54] | |
[02:28.04] | sung |
[02:30.24] | What you want, Button, you just say the word! |
[02:33.51] | But what you want' s absurd |
[02:35.38] | And costs a whole lot of swag |
[02:37.02] | And hell, why? |
[02:38.51] | Button, when you can stay right here |
[02:40.65] | Pursue a film career |
[02:41.46] | |
[02:42.00][MOTHER] | |
[02:42.90] | How ' bout a nice Birkin bag? |
[02:43.90] | |
[02:44.34][FATHER] | |
[02:44.84] | Yes, the east coast is foreign |
[02:46.53] | There' s no film studios |
[02:48.03] | It' s cold and dark, no valet parking |
[02:49.92] | All the girls have different noses! |
[02:52.01] | Christ, Button! It' s like the damn frontier! |
[02:52.80] | |
[02:53.40][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[02:55.44] | Tell me what' s out there that you can' t get right here? |
[02:57.54] | |
[02:57.94][ELLE] | |
[02:58.34] | Guys, love! |
[02:58.93] | |
[02:59.33][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[02:59.53] | Love? |
[02:59.88] | |
[03:00.08][ELLE] | |
[03:00.23] | I' m going there for love |
[03:00.39] | |
[03:00.84][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:01.48] | Good God! |
[03:01.68] | |
[03:01.83][ELLE] | |
[03:02.23] | A love I have to win |
[03:03.43] | I can live without sun or valet |
[03:06.26] | I can' t just walk away |
[03:08.11] | Betray what might have been |
[03:08.75] | |
[03:10.26][FATHER] | |
[03:11.00] | Fine, okay, I' ll pay your way if you get in! |
[03:11.70] | |
[03:12.64][ALL] | |
[03:13.14] | What you want |
[03:13.79] | |
[03:14.34][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:14.58] | Make good grades |
[03:14.98] | |
[03:15.33][ALL] | |
[03:15.68] | What you want |
[03:16.03] | |
[03:16.48][FATHER & MOTHER] | |
[03:16.72] | And it' s paid |
[03:16.92] | |
[03:17.12][ALL] | |
[03:17.32] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[03:17.52] | |
[03:17.72][MARGOT, spoken] | |
[03:21.71] | Hey everybody, it' s the spring fling beer bash extreme! |
[03:24.56] | |
[03:25.70][FRAT GUYS] | |
[03:26.45] | EXTREME! |
[03:27.20] | |
[03:27.54][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:27.94] | Not for you! Time to study! Go! |
[03:29.04] | |
[03:29.63][MARGOT, spoken] | |
[03:31.90] | This year' s theme: Jamaican me crazy!!! |
[03:32.65] | |
[03:35.19][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[03:35.69] | What you want, you wanna be out because the sun is warm? |
[03:40.46] | What you want, you wanna be studystuck inside your dorm? |
[03:43.35] | What you want, you wanna be partyin' with us all night long? |
[03:46.48] | What you want, you wanna be strong? |
[03:47.38] | |
[03:47.88][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:48.24] | Be strong! |
[03:48.98] | |
[03:49.43][ALL] | |
[03:49.98] | Ohoh |
[03:50.43] | |
[03:50.87][KATE, spoken] | |
[03:51.12] | 134. Not good enough. Try again. Go! |
[03:54.81] | |
[03:55.00][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[03:55.92] | What you want, you wanna be groovin' up and shake the room? |
[03:57.85] | What you want, you wanna be provin' something and to whom? |
[04:00.75] | What you want, you wanna be wonderin' where you your youth has gone? |
[04:03.83] | What you want, you wanna hold on? |
[04:04.64] | |
[04:05.08][ELLE, spoken] | |
[04:05.53] | Hold on! |
[04:06.17] | |
[04:06.47][ALL, sung] | |
[04:06.68] | Ohoh |
[04:07.13] | |
[04:07.33][KATE, spoken] | |
[04:07.63] | 151. Still not Harvard material. Once again. Go! |
[04:11.81] | |
[04:11.95][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung] | |
[04:12.10] | What you want, you wanna be breathing in the healthy air? |
[04:14.25] | What you want, you wanna be chasing him and he don' t care? |
[04:14.75] | What you want, you wanna ignore the pain of failure? |
[04:16.64] | What you want, you wanna say sorry, go and hit the road? |
[04:17.09] | What you want, you wanna... |
[04:16.77][ELLE] | |
[04:17.42] | Love! I' m doing this for love |
[04:18.26] | And that' s how I' ll survive |
[04:20.56] | Here you go, I said no, go away! |
[04:24.65] | Right here is where I' ll stay |
[04:28.29] | Until that happy day |
[04:32.63] | That day I hear them say... |
[04:34.42] | |
[04:34.77][KATE] | |
[04:35.61] | 175 |
[04:36.26] | |
[04:36.51][DELTA NU] | |
[04:36.71] | 175 |
[04:36.86] | |
[04:37.75][ELLE] | |
[04:38.15] | 175! |
[04:38.95] | |
[04:39.30][DELTA NU] | |
[04:39.70] | 175, 175! |
[04:46.48][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[04:47.18] | So, gentlemen |
[04:49.17] | Harvard Law grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan |
[04:55.90] | And now, Ms. Elle Woods, who was kind enough to send in a headshot... |
[05:04.59][OTHER PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:04.94] | We should admit her, for reasons of, um . . . multiculturalism! |
[05:06.68] | |
[05:07.87][PROFESSORS, spoken] | |
[05:08.13] | Multiculturalism! |
[05:08.13] | Oh gentlemen, please! Get a hold of yourselves! |
[05:10.30] | Oh, look at that! Oh, what a shame! |
[05:12.75] | She didn' t bother sending in a personal essay! |
[05:15.19] | |
[05:15.59][PILAR, spoken] | |
[05:16.34] | How' s this for a personal essay? |
[05:18.38] | |
[05:18.88][DELTA NU] | |
[05:20.47] | What you want! |
[05:21.02] | |
[05:21.37][HARVARD PROFESSOR] | |
[05:21.72] | Goodness me! |
[05:22.22] | |
[05:22.47][DELTA NU] | |
[05:23.32] | What you want! |
[05:23.57] | |
[05:24.16][HARVARD PROFESSOR] | |
[05:24.46] | Security! |
[05:24.66] | |
[05:25.16][DELTA NU] | |
[05:25.36] | What you want is right in |
[05:25.51] | |
[05:25.71][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:26.86] | Who are you? |
[05:27.31] | |
[05:27.66][ELLE] | |
[05:27.91] | I' m what you want, Harvard |
[05:28.06] | I' m the girl for you! |
[05:30.35] | |
[05:30.69][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[05:31.04] | And to prove it' s true |
[05:32.09] | |
[05:32.45][ELLE] | |
[05:32.64] | We all flew here on Jet Blue |
[05:33.09] | |
[05:33.44][ELLE & DELTA NU] | |
[05:34.19] | Thank you! |
[05:34.39] | |
[05:34.98][JET BLUE PILOT] | |
[05:35.13] | Thank you! |
[05:35.68] | |
[05:35.88][DELTA NU] | |
[05:36.08] | This is what Elle Woods inspires |
[05:36.53] | Everyone admires her |
[05:39.36] | And Harvard should too! |
[05:40.76] | |
[05:41.51][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[05:42.11] | This is not a personal essay! |
[05:42.91] | |
[05:43.25][DELTA NU] | |
[05:43.50] | No! |
[05:44.00] | An essay' s so boring and so much does not fit |
[05:47.10] | So we' re appearing live, right here |
[05:48.99] | Making clear you must admit |
[05:50.73] | That Elle Woods should join the chosen few |
[05:53.83] | Harvard, what you want is right in front of |
[05:57.86] | |
[06:12.66][ELLE] | |
[06:13.01] | May I approach? |
[06:14.85] | |
[06:23.42][DELTA NU] | |
[06:23.63] | Uhhuh! Oh yeah! Go Elle! |
[06:25.62] | |
[06:43.56][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[06:43.91] | Now see here, Ms. Woods! |
[06:45.65] | You can' t just barge in here with singing and dancing and ethnic movement |
[06:51.10] | This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don' t see one reason to admit you! |
[06:57.86] | |
[06:58.31][ELLE] | |
[06:58.71] | How about love? |
[07:02.90] | Have you ever been in love? |
[07:04.75] | ' Cause if you have, you' ll know |
[07:07.44] | That love never accepts a defeat |
[07:10.88] | No challenge it can' t meet |
[07:12.72] | No place it cannot go |
[07:15.37] | Don' t say no to a woman in love |
[07:17.81] | |
[07:18.26] | Don' t laugh when I say love |
[07:20.31] | Don' t think that I' m naive |
[07:23.05] | Because even a person who' s smart |
[07:26.74] | Can listen to their heart |
[07:28.03] | Can listen and believe |
[07:30.72] | So believe in what love can achieve |
[07:35.55] | |
[07:35.96] | Do you believe? |
[07:36.65] | |
[07:36.95][PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:37.20] | I do! |
[07:37.60] | |
[07:37.75][ELLE] | |
[07:37.95] | Do you believe? |
[07:38.10] | |
[07:38.94][PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:39.14] | Me too! |
[07:39.59] | |
[07:39.79][ALL] | |
[07:39.99] | Yes, we believe in love! |
[07:41.72] | How ' bout you? |
[07:42.32] | |
[07:42.77][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken] | |
[07:43.46] | Welcome to Harvard! |
[07:44.62] | |
[07:45.07][ALL] | |
[07:45.32] | What you want |
[07:47.61] | What you want |
[07:48.12] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[07:53.62] | What you want |
[07:55.36] | What you want |
[07:57.52] | What you want is right in front of you, front of you |
[08:01.59] | What you want |
[08:02.19] | What you want |
[08:02.84] | What you want |
[08:03.83] | What you want! |