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CALLAHAN |
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Now when you choose a law career |
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The moment you embark |
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There is that joke you're bound hear |
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A lawyer is a shark |
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Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb |
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Only some of you will turn out sharks, just some |
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The rest are chum |
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Our topic is blood in the water |
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Kids, it's time you faced |
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Law school is a waste |
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Oh yes, unless you acquire a taste for |
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Blood in the water |
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Dark and red and raw |
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You're nothing until the thrill of the kill |
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Becomes your only law |
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(spoken) Mr. . . . Shultz , hypothetical question. |
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Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of fraud? |
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(sung) A kind old grandma took her savings and she sent it |
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Off to your client, all she saved since she was born |
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Well he promised to invest it, but he spent it |
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On prostitutes and heroine and porn |
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STUDENT |
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(spoken) No, I would not want to take that case! |
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CALLAHAN |
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Wrong! This one is a win unless you're lazy |
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Grandma's broke; she'll have some hack from legal aid! |
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Put her on the stand and call her old and crazy |
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Your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid |
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Look for the blood in the water |
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Read your Thomas Hobbs |
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Only spineless snobs |
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Will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs |
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Yes, blood in the water |
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Your scruples are a flaw |
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(spoken) Ms. . . . Hupes, hypothetical question. |
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Would you be the right lawyer for the following client? |
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(sung) Say they offer you a bundle for defending |
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A famous hit man for the mafia elite |
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Seems he missed his chosen prey |
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Killed a nun and drove away |
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Running over three cute puppies in the street |
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STUDENT |
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(spoken) What, you think I wouldn't defend him just because he's a typical man? |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) Oh, you lesbians think you're so tough |
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STUDENT |
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(spoken) But-- |
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CALLAHAN |
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Oh dear, I fear my comment has offended |
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Hard to argue, though, when you're too mad to speak |
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Your employment will be very quickly ended |
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When they see how your emotions make you weak |
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So what's my point? I run a billion dollar law firm! |
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And I hire four new interns every year |
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From this class I will select four young sharks whom I respect |
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And those four will have a guaranteed career |
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Do you follow me? |
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So I wanna see . . . What? |
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STUDENTS |
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Blood in the water |
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CALLAHAN |
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Exactly, let the games begin |
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STUDENTS |
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Hm-mm-mm-mm |
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CALLAHAN |
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Four of you will win |
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STUDENTS |
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Hm-mm-mm-mm-ooh-ooh-ooh |
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CALLAHAN |
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But just those four with the dorsal fin |
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Yes, blood in the water |
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So fight and scratch and claw |
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(spoken) Yes, Miss, uh |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Woods, Elle Woods |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) Someone's had their morning coffee. |
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Would you summarize the case of State of Indiana v. Hurn in your reading? |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Oh, I wanted to answer the puppy question? |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) But I'm asking you about the assigned reading. |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Okay, who assigns reading for the first day of class? |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) You have guts, Ms. Woods. Ms. . . . Kenzington |
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(sung) Let's say you teach a class at Harvard Law School |
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A position that you're justly proud about |
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But a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all |
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Should you let it go or-- |
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VIVIENNE |
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(spoken) No! I'd throw her out! |
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CALLAHAN |
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All right, then. |
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You have heard your classmate |
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You have just been killed |
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She cut your throat, so grab your coat |
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Yes, you've got guts but |
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ALL |
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Now there's spilled your |
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Blood in the water |
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CALLAHAN |
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So would you please withdraw |
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And if you return |
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Be ready to learn |
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Or is it unfair? |
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Oh, wait I don't care! |
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That's just how I rule |
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In life and in school |
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With fear and shock and gall |
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CALLAHAN |
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You're nothing until |
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STUDENTS |
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Blood in the water |
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CALLAHAN |
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The thrill of the kill |
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STUDENTS |
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Blood in the water |
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CALLAHAN |
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Becomes your only law |
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STUDENTS |
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Blood in the water |
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CALLAHAN |
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Your only law |
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STUDENTS |
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Blood in the water |
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CALLAHAN |
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Your only law |
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STUDENTS |
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Blood in the water |
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BLOOD IN THE WATER! |
