(sung)
[DELTA NU]
[HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken]
[00:00.87][ELLE, spoken]
[00:01.34]Wait a sec! This is the kind of girl Warner wants!
[00:03.44]Someone serious!
[00:04.39]Someone lawyerly!
[00:06.30]Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!
[00:10.39]Girls, I have a completely brilliant plan!
[00:16.46]What you want, Warner
[00:18.21]What you want is me
[00:20.15]But you need to see me in a brand new domain
[00:23.97]Well it's plain, Warner
[00:25.96]In a different setting, you will see you're getting
[00:29.21]All of this plus a brain!
[00:31.40]I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand
[00:34.96]Big sturdy book, big wordy book
[00:37.20]Full of words I'll understand
[00:38.59]And right there is where you'll see it too
[00:41.86]Warner, what you want is right in front of you!
[00:44.61]What you want
[00:45.26]
[00:45.55][ELLE]
[00:46.30]It's clear
[00:46.45]
[00:46.65][DELTA NU]
[00:47.11]What you want
[00:47.36]
[00:47.51][ELLE]
[00:48.00]Right here
[00:48.16]
[00:48.36][DELTA NU]
[00:48.51]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[00:51.51]What you want
[00:52.20]
[00:52.35][ELLE]
[00:53.60]It's clear
[00:53.85]
[00:54.39][DELTA NU]
[00:54.54]What you want
[00:54.17][ELLE]
[00:54.33]Right here
[00:55.02]
[00:55.33][DELTA NU]
[00:56.03]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[00:58.71]
[00:58.96][ELLE]
[00:59.62]Step one! He's off to Harvard law
[01:00.17]So I get in there too
[01:02.15]
[01:02.36][DELTA NU]
[01:02.51]Step two!
[01:02.90]
[01:03.10][ELLE]
[01:03.25]Make Warner reassess
[01:04.71]Impress him with my high IQ
[01:05.46]
[01:05.61][DELTA NU]
[01:06.06]Step three!
[01:06.87]
[01:07.02][ELLE]
[01:07.17]We throw a great big wedding
[01:07.32]
[01:08.12][ELLE & DELTA NU]
[01:08.32]And invite all Delta Nu!
[01:09.62]
[01:09.82][KATE, spoken]
[01:09.97]That's great, nice plan
[01:11.16]Now can we think this through?
[01:13.34]Harvard Law School?
[01:13.84]
[01:15.09][ELLE, spoken]
[01:15.39]I have a 4.0 average
[01:16.14]
[01:16.29][KATE, spoken]
[01:16.48]Yeah, in Fashion Merchandising
[01:17.96]What makes you think you can do this?
[01:18.62]
[01:19.31][ELLE, sung]
[01:20.01]Love! I'm doing this for love!
[01:22.55]And love will see me through
[01:25.10]Yes, with love on my side, I can't lose
[01:27.95]And Harvard can't refuse
[01:29.79]A love so pure and true
[01:32.58]Don't lawyers feel love too?
[01:33.64]
[01:34.40][KATE, spoken]
[01:34.94]Even if they do
[01:35.79]
[01:36.25](sung)
[01:35.96]What you want, sweetheart is no easy thing
[01:39.56]If you're going to swing it, it will wreck your senior spring
[01:42.75]Yeah, it's true
[01:44.36]First, you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174
[01:48.18]So no more parties for you
[01:49.69]
[01:50.29]You'll need a killer essay, or do not even hope
[01:53.90]And glowing letters from your betters
[01:56.14]Any chance you know the pope?
[01:57.34]
[01:57.70][ELLE]
[01:58.54]Uh, nope
[01:59.04]
[01:59.34][KATE]
[01:59.84]Too bad, 'cause that would be a coup
[02:01.28]And you've got a lot of work in front of you
[02:03.62]
[02:03.82][DELTA NU]
[02:04.02]What you want
[02:04.52]
[02:04.72][ELLE]
[02:04.87]Yes I know
[02:05.07]
[02:06.07][DELTA NU]
[02:06.27]What you want
[02:06.56]
[02:07.01][ELLE]
[02:07.26]Even so
[02:07.46]
[02:07.96][DELTA NU]
[02:08.16]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[02:10.97]What you want
[02:12.07](Girl, you go!)
[02:12.81]What you want
[02:13.32]
[02:13.67][KATE, spoken]
[02:13.87]No, really, go!
[02:14.61]
[02:14.81][DELTA NU, sung]
[02:15.01]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[02:17.86]
[02:18.16][FATHER, spoken]
[02:18.66]Law school?
[02:19.41]
[02:19.76][ELLE, spoken]
[02:20.21]Yes, Daddy, law school!
[02:21.15]
[02:21.65][FATHER, spoken]
[02:22.00]Good God, why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people!
[02:26.99]And you, Button, are none of those things
[02:27.54]
[02:28.04](sung)
[02:30.24]What you want, Button, you just say the word!
[02:33.51]But what you want's absurd
[02:35.38]And costs a whole lot of swag
[02:37.02]And hell, why?
[02:38.51]Button, when you can stay right here
[02:40.65]Pursue a film career—
[02:41.46]
[02:42.00][MOTHER]
[02:42.90]How 'bout a nice Birkin bag?
[02:43.90]
[02:44.34][FATHER]
[02:44.84]Yes, the east coast is foreign
[02:46.53]There's no film studios
[02:48.03]It's cold and dark, no valet parking
[02:49.92]All the girls have different noses!
[02:52.01]Christ, Button! It's like the damn frontier!
[02:52.80]
[02:53.40][FATHER & MOTHER]
[02:55.44]Tell me what's out there that you can't get right here?
[02:57.54]
[02:57.94][ELLE]
[02:58.34]Guys, love!
[02:58.93]
[02:59.33][FATHER & MOTHER]
[02:59.53]Love?
[02:59.88]
[03:00.08][ELLE]
[03:00.23]I'm going there for love
[03:00.39]
[03:00.84][FATHER & MOTHER]
[03:01.48]Good God!
[03:01.68]
[03:01.83][ELLE]
[03:02.23]A love I have to win
[03:03.43]I can live without sun or valet
[03:06.26]I can't just walk away
[03:08.11]Betray what might have been
[03:08.75]
[03:10.26][FATHER]
[03:11.00]Fine, okay, I'll pay your way if you get in!
[03:11.70]
[03:12.64][ALL]
[03:13.14]What you want
[03:13.79]
[03:14.34][FATHER & MOTHER]
[03:14.58]Make good grades
[03:14.98]
[03:15.33][ALL]
[03:15.68]What you want
[03:16.03]
[03:16.48][FATHER & MOTHER]
[03:16.72]And it's paid
[03:16.92]
[03:17.12][ALL]
[03:17.32]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[03:17.52]
[03:17.72][MARGOT, spoken]
[03:21.71]Hey everybody, it's the spring fling beer bash extreme!
[03:24.56]
[03:25.70][FRAT GUYS]
[03:26.45]EXTREME!
[03:27.20]
[03:27.54][KATE, spoken]
[03:27.94]Not for you! Time to study! Go!
[03:29.04]
[03:29.63][MARGOT, spoken]
[03:31.90]This year's theme: Jamaican me crazy!!!
[03:32.65]
[03:35.19][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung]
[03:35.69]What you want, you wanna be out because the sun is warm?
[03:40.46]What you want, you wanna be study-stuck inside your dorm?
[03:43.35]What you want, you wanna be partyin' with us all night long?
[03:46.48]What you want, you wanna be strong?
[03:47.38]
[03:47.88][KATE, spoken]
[03:48.24]Be strong!
[03:48.98]
[03:49.43][ALL]
[03:49.98]Oh-oh
[03:50.43]
[03:50.87][KATE, spoken]
[03:51.12]134. Not good enough. Try again. Go!
[03:54.81]
[03:55.00][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung]
[03:55.92]What you want, you wanna be groovin' up and shake the room?
[03:57.85]What you want, you wanna be provin' something and to whom?
[04:00.75]What you want, you wanna be wonderin' where you your youth has gone?
[04:03.83]What you want, you wanna hold on?
[04:04.64]
[04:05.08][ELLE, spoken]
[04:05.53]Hold on!
[04:06.17]
[04:06.47][ALL, sung]
[04:06.68]Oh-oh
[04:07.13]
[04:07.33][KATE, spoken]
[04:07.63]151. Still not Harvard material. Once again. Go!
[04:11.81]
[04:11.95][GRANDMASTER CHAD, sung]
[04:12.10]What you want, you wanna be breathing in the healthy air?
[04:14.25]What you want, you wanna be chasing him and he don't care?
[04:14.75]What you want, you wanna ignore the pain of failure?
[04:16.64]What you want, you wanna say sorry, go and hit the road?
[04:17.09]What you want, you wanna...
[04:16.77][ELLE]
[04:17.42]Love!I'm doing this for love
[04:18.26]And that's how I'll survive
[04:20.56]Here you go, I said no, go away!
[04:24.65]Right here is where I'll stay
[04:28.29]Until that happy day
[04:32.63]That day I hear them say...
[04:34.42]
[04:34.77][KATE]
[04:35.61]175
[04:36.26]
[04:36.51][DELTA NU]
[04:36.71]175
[04:36.86]
[04:37.75][ELLE]
[04:38.15]175!
[04:38.95]
[04:39.30][DELTA NU]
[04:39.70]175, 175!
[04:46.48][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken]
[04:47.18]So, gentlemen
[04:49.17]Harvard Law grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padamadan
[04:55.90]And now, Ms. Elle Woods, who was kind enough to send in a headshot...
[05:04.59][OTHER PROFESSOR, spoken]
[05:04.94]We should admit her, for reasons of, um . . . multiculturalism!
[05:06.68]
[05:07.87][PROFESSORS, spoken]
[05:08.13]Multiculturalism!
[05:08.13]Oh gentlemen, please! Get a hold of yourselves!
[05:10.30]Oh, look at that! Oh, what a shame!
[05:12.75]She didn't bother sending in a personal essay!
[05:15.19]
[05:15.59][PILAR, spoken]
[05:16.34]How's this for a personal essay?
[05:18.38]
[05:18.88][DELTA NU]
[05:20.47]What you want!
[05:21.02]
[05:21.37][HARVARD PROFESSOR]
[05:21.72]Goodness me!
[05:22.22]
[05:22.47][DELTA NU]
[05:23.32]What you want!
[05:23.57]
[05:24.16][HARVARD PROFESSOR]
[05:24.46]Security!
[05:24.66]
[05:25.16][DELTA NU]
[05:25.36]What you want is right in—
[05:25.51]
[05:25.71][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken]
[05:26.86]Who are you?
[05:27.31]
[05:27.66][ELLE]
[05:27.91]I'm what you want, Harvard
[05:28.06]I'm the girl for you!
[05:30.35]
[05:30.69][ELLE & DELTA NU]
[05:31.04]And to prove it's true
[05:32.09]
[05:32.45][ELLE]
[05:32.64]We all flew here on Jet Blue
[05:33.09]
[05:33.44][ELLE & DELTA NU]
[05:34.19]Thank you!
[05:34.39]
[05:34.98][JET BLUE PILOT]
[05:35.13]Thank you!
[05:35.68]
[05:35.88][DELTA NU]
[05:36.08]This is what Elle Woods inspires
[05:36.53]Everyone admires her
[05:39.36]And Harvard should too!
[05:40.76]
[05:41.51][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken]
[05:42.11]This is not a personal essay!
[05:42.91]
[05:43.25][DELTA NU]
[05:43.50]No!
[05:44.00]An essay's so boring and so much does not fit
[05:47.10]So we're appearing live, right here
[05:48.99]Making clear you must admit
[05:50.73]That Elle Woods should join the chosen few
[05:53.83]Harvard, what you want is right in front of—
[05:57.86]
[06:12.66][ELLE]
[06:13.01]May I approach?
[06:14.85]
[06:23.42][DELTA NU]
[06:23.63]Uh-huh! Oh yeah! Go Elle!
[06:25.62]
[06:43.56][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken]
[06:43.91]Now see here, Ms. Woods!
[06:45.65]You can't just barge in here with singing and dancing and ethnic movement
[06:51.10]This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don't see one reason to admit you!
[06:57.86]
[06:58.31][ELLE]
[06:58.71]How about love?
[07:02.90]Have you ever been in love?
[07:04.75]'Cause if you have, you'll know
[07:07.44]That love never accepts a defeat
[07:10.88]No challenge it can't meet
[07:12.72]No place it cannot go
[07:15.37]Don't say no to a woman in love
[07:17.81]
[07:18.26]Don't laugh when I say love
[07:20.31]Don't think that I'm naive
[07:23.05]Because even a person who's smart
[07:26.74]Can listen to their heart
[07:28.03]Can listen and believe
[07:30.72]So believe in what love can achieve
[07:35.55]
[07:35.96]Do you believe?
[07:36.65]
[07:36.95][PROFESSOR, spoken]
[07:37.20]I do!
[07:37.60]
[07:37.75][ELLE]
[07:37.95]Do you believe?
[07:38.10]
[07:38.94][PROFESSOR, spoken]
[07:39.14]Me too!
[07:39.59]
[07:39.79][ALL]
[07:39.99]Yes, we believe in love!
[07:41.72]How 'bout you?
[07:42.32]
[07:42.77][HARVARD PROFESSOR, spoken]
[07:43.46]Welcome to Harvard!
[07:44.62]
[07:45.07][ALL]
[07:45.32]What you want
[07:47.61]What you want
[07:48.12]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[07:53.62]What you want
[07:55.36]What you want
[07:57.52]What you want is right in front of you, front of you
[08:01.59]What you want
[08:02.19]What you want
[08:02.84]What you want
[08:03.83]What you want!