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Quahog Holiday Lyrics

Song Quahog Holiday
Artist Adam West
Album Family Guy Live in Vegas
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[00:00.000] There's a little town that's sweet and cozy.
[00:06.641] If you need a place to get away.
[00:12.943] Every street is clean and every face is rosy.
[00:19.665] And every teenage girl goes all the way.
[00:25.923] And just as Spring is springy, Autumn's autumny.
[00:32.884] And everybody laughs when I say sodomy.
[00:41.774]  
[00:43.413] "Sodomy" is a funny word.
[00:44.960] And they say Family Guy is smart comedy.
[00:47.384] Hehehehehehehe, yeah right.
[00:49.569] Frickin' douche bags.
[00:50.906] What the hell do they know?
[00:52.014]  
[00:53.467] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[00:57.834] Come and take a Quahog holiday !
[01:01.863] They make corndogs at the grocery store.
[01:06.004] And last week we shipped out all the poor.
[01:10.804] I get wasted every single evening.
[01:14.870] D.U.I. means Drink Up If you please.
[01:19.429] They serve booze at Sunday mass after you pray.
[01:23.323] It's a gas, I dare say.
[01:25.270] Hop a jet plane straightaway.
[01:28.149] And take a Quahog holiday!
[01:30.647]  
[01:30.754] Peter, they don't serve booze at Sunday mass;
[01:33.085] that's communion wine.
[01:34.184] Well, whatever it is,
[01:34.990] that jackass reverend wouldn't refill my mug last week.
[01:37.528] I said to him, "Listen, buddy,
[01:39.148] if I'm not wasted by the time we get to the last hymn,
[01:41.586] it's gonna be a personal slight to Jesus."
[01:43.391] What happened?
[01:44.135] They escorted me out.
[01:45.005]  
[01:46.813] You know, folks, Quahog really is a wonderful town.
[01:49.479] There's so much to do.
[01:50.940] You can have a picnic on the village green,
[01:52.969] spend a day at the beach.
[01:54.378] Go to the mall !
[01:55.062] Or just hang around and shoot the shit.
[01:56.940] Or, if you're dyslexic, toosh the tish.
[01:59.105] Oh, that's wonderful, Brian, make fun of learning disabilities.
[02:02.461] You know, sometimes, I have no idea who the deuce you are.
[02:06.497]  
[02:07.610] Hey, it's Cleveland and Quagmire !
[02:10.063] Hey, can we jump in for a verse ?
[02:13.085] Yeah, knock yourselves out, fellas.
[02:14.563] Heh, heh, heh, all right.
[02:16.350]  
[02:18.413] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[02:21.017] And we mean every single day.
[02:22.911] Come and take a Quahog holiday !
[02:25.339] Oh yes, a happy holiday.
[02:27.350] We drink just like fish when we go out.
[02:31.375] Even though it gives me nasty gout.
[02:35.776] It's a town a single guy can thrive in.
[02:40.172] Till his pubic hair is old and grey !
[02:44.599] Gig, gig, giggity, gig, gig, giggity, gay,
[02:48.420] giggity, giggity, gig, gig, giggity, gig gay
[02:50.639] It's a party every day.
[02:53.226] So take a Quahog holiday!
[02:55.785]  
[02:56.052] Hey, look, everybody, it's Mayor Adam West !
[02:59.295] Hello everyone !
[03:01.400] I was in the neighborhood and I heard singing.
[03:04.153] Any time I hear singing, I have to join in.
[03:07.741]  
[03:08.394] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[03:12.863] Come and take a Quahog holiday.
[03:17.314] Sure, the local crooks may never rest,
[03:21.423] But they don't dare screw with Adam West !
[03:25.841] Every day you're cleaning up our city.
[03:30.213] Everything from crime to tooth decay !
[03:34.768] I'll teach any thug that crime won't ever pay.
[03:38.593] Then I'll lock them away and I call it a day
[03:43.102] And take a Quahog holiday !
[03:45.995]  
[03:46.354] When I grow up, I want to be just like you, Mr. West.
[03:50.094] Well, thank you son.
[03:51.178] However, I should warn you that if you succeed in becoming exactly like me all the way down to the molecular level,
[03:57.125] it could upset the material constant of the universe.
[03:59.759] In which case I'd have to destroy you to ensure the physical integrity of the fabric of space and time.
[04:04.757] I think my brain just peed itself.
[04:07.783]  
[04:08.702] All right, what do you say we wrap this thing up, folks ?
[04:11.305] Come and take a holiday in Quahog !
[04:16.009] Come and take a Quahog holiday.
[04:20.472] We think evolution's right as rain.
[04:23.730] Yes, not like Southern folks who've gone insane!
[04:29.091] We've got every color and religion.
[04:33.467] Noone beats you silly if you're gay !
[04:37.944] If you feel your crazy life slippin' away.
[04:41.954] Pack your bags and don't delay !
[04:43.922] And come join us here today !
[04:46.592] And take a Quahog holiday.
[04:51.022] And take a Quahog holiday !
[04:56.009] Holiday !
[00:00.000] There' s a little town that' s sweet and cozy.
[00:06.641] If you need a place to get away.
[00:12.943] Every street is clean and every face is rosy.
[00:19.665] And every teenage girl goes all the way.
[00:25.923] And just as Spring is springy, Autumn' s autumny.
[00:32.884] And everybody laughs when I say sodomy.
[00:41.774]  
[00:43.413] " Sodomy" is a funny word.
[00:44.960] And they say Family Guy is smart comedy.
[00:47.384] Hehehehehehehe, yeah right.
[00:49.569] Frickin' douche bags.
[00:50.906] What the hell do they know?
[00:52.014]  
[00:53.467] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[00:57.834] Come and take a Quahog holiday !
[01:01.863] They make corndogs at the grocery store.
[01:06.004] And last week we shipped out all the poor.
[01:10.804] I get wasted every single evening.
[01:14.870] D. U. I. means Drink Up If you please.
[01:19.429] They serve booze at Sunday mass after you pray.
[01:23.323] It' s a gas, I dare say.
[01:25.270] Hop a jet plane straightaway.
[01:28.149] And take a Quahog holiday!
[01:30.647]  
[01:30.754] Peter, they don' t serve booze at Sunday mass
[01:33.085] that' s communion wine.
[01:34.184] Well, whatever it is,
[01:34.990] that jackass reverend wouldn' t refill my mug last week.
[01:37.528] I said to him, " Listen, buddy,
[01:39.148] if I' m not wasted by the time we get to the last hymn,
[01:41.586] it' s gonna be a personal slight to Jesus."
[01:43.391] What happened?
[01:44.135] They escorted me out.
[01:45.005]  
[01:46.813] You know, folks, Quahog really is a wonderful town.
[01:49.479] There' s so much to do.
[01:50.940] You can have a picnic on the village green,
[01:52.969] spend a day at the beach.
[01:54.378] Go to the mall !
[01:55.062] Or just hang around and shoot the shit.
[01:56.940] Or, if you' re dyslexic, toosh the tish.
[01:59.105] Oh, that' s wonderful, Brian, make fun of learning disabilities.
[02:02.461] You know, sometimes, I have no idea who the deuce you are.
[02:06.497]  
[02:07.610] Hey, it' s Cleveland and Quagmire !
[02:10.063] Hey, can we jump in for a verse ?
[02:13.085] Yeah, knock yourselves out, fellas.
[02:14.563] Heh, heh, heh, all right.
[02:16.350]  
[02:18.413] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[02:21.017] And we mean every single day.
[02:22.911] Come and take a Quahog holiday !
[02:25.339] Oh yes, a happy holiday.
[02:27.350] We drink just like fish when we go out.
[02:31.375] Even though it gives me nasty gout.
[02:35.776] It' s a town a single guy can thrive in.
[02:40.172] Till his pubic hair is old and grey !
[02:44.599] Gig, gig, giggity, gig, gig, giggity, gay,
[02:48.420] giggity, giggity, gig, gig, giggity, gig gay
[02:50.639] It' s a party every day.
[02:53.226] So take a Quahog holiday!
[02:55.785]  
[02:56.052] Hey, look, everybody, it' s Mayor Adam West !
[02:59.295] Hello everyone !
[03:01.400] I was in the neighborhood and I heard singing.
[03:04.153] Any time I hear singing, I have to join in.
[03:07.741]  
[03:08.394] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[03:12.863] Come and take a Quahog holiday.
[03:17.314] Sure, the local crooks may never rest,
[03:21.423] But they don' t dare screw with Adam West !
[03:25.841] Every day you' re cleaning up our city.
[03:30.213] Everything from crime to tooth decay !
[03:34.768] I' ll teach any thug that crime won' t ever pay.
[03:38.593] Then I' ll lock them away and I call it a day
[03:43.102] And take a Quahog holiday !
[03:45.995]  
[03:46.354] When I grow up, I want to be just like you, Mr. West.
[03:50.094] Well, thank you son.
[03:51.178] However, I should warn you that if you succeed in becoming exactly like me all the way down to the molecular level,
[03:57.125] it could upset the material constant of the universe.
[03:59.759] In which case I' d have to destroy you to ensure the physical integrity of the fabric of space and time.
[04:04.757] I think my brain just peed itself.
[04:07.783]  
[04:08.702] All right, what do you say we wrap this thing up, folks ?
[04:11.305] Come and take a holiday in Quahog !
[04:16.009] Come and take a Quahog holiday.
[04:20.472] We think evolution' s right as rain.
[04:23.730] Yes, not like Southern folks who' ve gone insane!
[04:29.091] We' ve got every color and religion.
[04:33.467] Noone beats you silly if you' re gay !
[04:37.944] If you feel your crazy life slippin' away.
[04:41.954] Pack your bags and don' t delay !
[04:43.922] And come join us here today !
[04:46.592] And take a Quahog holiday.
[04:51.022] And take a Quahog holiday !
[04:56.009] Holiday !
[00:00.000] There' s a little town that' s sweet and cozy.
[00:06.641] If you need a place to get away.
[00:12.943] Every street is clean and every face is rosy.
[00:19.665] And every teenage girl goes all the way.
[00:25.923] And just as Spring is springy, Autumn' s autumny.
[00:32.884] And everybody laughs when I say sodomy.
[00:41.774]  
[00:43.413] " Sodomy" is a funny word.
[00:44.960] And they say Family Guy is smart comedy.
[00:47.384] Hehehehehehehe, yeah right.
[00:49.569] Frickin' douche bags.
[00:50.906] What the hell do they know?
[00:52.014]  
[00:53.467] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[00:57.834] Come and take a Quahog holiday !
[01:01.863] They make corndogs at the grocery store.
[01:06.004] And last week we shipped out all the poor.
[01:10.804] I get wasted every single evening.
[01:14.870] D. U. I. means Drink Up If you please.
[01:19.429] They serve booze at Sunday mass after you pray.
[01:23.323] It' s a gas, I dare say.
[01:25.270] Hop a jet plane straightaway.
[01:28.149] And take a Quahog holiday!
[01:30.647]  
[01:30.754] Peter, they don' t serve booze at Sunday mass
[01:33.085] that' s communion wine.
[01:34.184] Well, whatever it is,
[01:34.990] that jackass reverend wouldn' t refill my mug last week.
[01:37.528] I said to him, " Listen, buddy,
[01:39.148] if I' m not wasted by the time we get to the last hymn,
[01:41.586] it' s gonna be a personal slight to Jesus."
[01:43.391] What happened?
[01:44.135] They escorted me out.
[01:45.005]  
[01:46.813] You know, folks, Quahog really is a wonderful town.
[01:49.479] There' s so much to do.
[01:50.940] You can have a picnic on the village green,
[01:52.969] spend a day at the beach.
[01:54.378] Go to the mall !
[01:55.062] Or just hang around and shoot the shit.
[01:56.940] Or, if you' re dyslexic, toosh the tish.
[01:59.105] Oh, that' s wonderful, Brian, make fun of learning disabilities.
[02:02.461] You know, sometimes, I have no idea who the deuce you are.
[02:06.497]  
[02:07.610] Hey, it' s Cleveland and Quagmire !
[02:10.063] Hey, can we jump in for a verse ?
[02:13.085] Yeah, knock yourselves out, fellas.
[02:14.563] Heh, heh, heh, all right.
[02:16.350]  
[02:18.413] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[02:21.017] And we mean every single day.
[02:22.911] Come and take a Quahog holiday !
[02:25.339] Oh yes, a happy holiday.
[02:27.350] We drink just like fish when we go out.
[02:31.375] Even though it gives me nasty gout.
[02:35.776] It' s a town a single guy can thrive in.
[02:40.172] Till his pubic hair is old and grey !
[02:44.599] Gig, gig, giggity, gig, gig, giggity, gay,
[02:48.420] giggity, giggity, gig, gig, giggity, gig gay
[02:50.639] It' s a party every day.
[02:53.226] So take a Quahog holiday!
[02:55.785]  
[02:56.052] Hey, look, everybody, it' s Mayor Adam West !
[02:59.295] Hello everyone !
[03:01.400] I was in the neighborhood and I heard singing.
[03:04.153] Any time I hear singing, I have to join in.
[03:07.741]  
[03:08.394] Come and take a holiday in Quahog.
[03:12.863] Come and take a Quahog holiday.
[03:17.314] Sure, the local crooks may never rest,
[03:21.423] But they don' t dare screw with Adam West !
[03:25.841] Every day you' re cleaning up our city.
[03:30.213] Everything from crime to tooth decay !
[03:34.768] I' ll teach any thug that crime won' t ever pay.
[03:38.593] Then I' ll lock them away and I call it a day
[03:43.102] And take a Quahog holiday !
[03:45.995]  
[03:46.354] When I grow up, I want to be just like you, Mr. West.
[03:50.094] Well, thank you son.
[03:51.178] However, I should warn you that if you succeed in becoming exactly like me all the way down to the molecular level,
[03:57.125] it could upset the material constant of the universe.
[03:59.759] In which case I' d have to destroy you to ensure the physical integrity of the fabric of space and time.
[04:04.757] I think my brain just peed itself.
[04:07.783]  
[04:08.702] All right, what do you say we wrap this thing up, folks ?
[04:11.305] Come and take a holiday in Quahog !
[04:16.009] Come and take a Quahog holiday.
[04:20.472] We think evolution' s right as rain.
[04:23.730] Yes, not like Southern folks who' ve gone insane!
[04:29.091] We' ve got every color and religion.
[04:33.467] Noone beats you silly if you' re gay !
[04:37.944] If you feel your crazy life slippin' away.
[04:41.954] Pack your bags and don' t delay !
[04:43.922] And come join us here today !
[04:46.592] And take a Quahog holiday.
[04:51.022] And take a Quahog holiday !
[04:56.009] Holiday !
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