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Welcome to the house |
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To the Haus of Holbein |
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Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut |
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Ooh ja, ja |
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The Haus of Holbein |
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Hans Holbein goes around the world |
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Painting all of the beautiful girls |
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From Spain, to France |
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And Germany |
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The king chooses one |
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But which one will it be? |
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You bring the corsets |
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We'll bring the cinches |
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No one wants a waist over nine inches |
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So what the make-up contains lead poison? |
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At least your complexion will bring all the boys in |
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Ignore the fear and you'll be fine |
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We'll turn this vier into a nine |
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So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein' |
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'Cause now you're in the house |
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In the Haus of Holbein! |
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Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut |
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Ooh ja, ja |
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The Haus of Holbein |
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We must make sure the princesses look great |
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When their time comes for the Holbein portrait |
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We know what all the best inventions are |
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To hold everything up |
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Ja, it's wunderbar |
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For blonder hair, then you just add a |
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Magical ingredient from your bladder |
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Try these heels, so high it's naughty |
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But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty |
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Ignore the fear and you'll be fine |
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We'll turn this vier into a nine |
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So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein' |
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'Cause now you're in the house |
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In the Haus of Holbein! |
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Ooh ja, das ist gut |
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Ooh ja, ja |
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The Haus of Holbein |