Welcome to the house To the Haus of Holbein Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut Ooh ja, ja The Haus of Holbein Hans Holbein goes around the world Painting all of the beautiful girls From Spain, to France And Germany The king chooses one But which one will it be? You bring the corsets We'll bring the cinches No one wants a waist over nine inches So what the make-up contains lead poison? At least your complexion will bring all the boys in Ignore the fear and you'll be fine We'll turn this vier into a nine So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein' 'Cause now you're in the house In the Haus of Holbein! Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut Ooh ja, ja The Haus of Holbein We must make sure the princesses look great When their time comes for the Holbein portrait We know what all the best inventions are To hold everything up Ja, it's wunderbar For blonder hair, then you just add a Magical ingredient from your bladder Try these heels, so high it's naughty But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty Ignore the fear and you'll be fine We'll turn this vier into a nine So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein' 'Cause now you're in the house In the Haus of Holbein! Ooh ja, das ist gut Ooh ja, ja The Haus of Holbein